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1. Joshie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   so sad, but so true!
   hilarious.

2. letgo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first bitches

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   1st

4. alicia says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   haha

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   2nd

6. Amanda says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Haha…this is why I love Donald. It is sooooo true!

7. the suzster says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   haha, so true

8. phyllisflavor says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   hahhaa. DOUCHE. thats great.

   but its true though!

9. El$* says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   thats some good advise

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    hate this guy, but that was funny

11. jrzylioness says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    truth! he speaks it!

12. thatz right bitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DONALD DUCK IS THE NASTIEST MOST ANNOYING FUCKIN TRASH EVER HIM AND HIS UGLY FUCKIN BITCH DAUGHTER!! HE REALLY IS A SNAKEOIL SALESMAN!! HOW COULD MELANIA FUCK SOMETHIN SO NASTY!! WOULD U WANT THAT WRINKLED STINKY UGLY LOSER ON TOP OF U??? FUCK NO!!! I DONT CARE HOW MUCH HE'S WORTH!!! JACKASS

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    Those are some trashy parents, for sure.

14. bccB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A douche but such a true statement.

15. poe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    his kids should get a new set of parents. nevermind his money, i'd be ashamed if he was my father. all the money in the world can't wipe away asshole.

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    i would advice the 4th one to his own children…

17. Anti-Douche says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Get a new set of parents" — good advice, Donald. And your kids are such great, contributing members of society… just like you.. OH WAIT! (Hi Perez we love you!)

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    Nice hairhat there Donny. He should be spitting out family advice, his marriages work out so well……

19. Heather says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't like Donald trump but that's probably the best advice she could ever hear.. and she should follow!

20. Melanie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Haha. I have a new respect for Donald now! well said well said

21. peres says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you finally did something funny!!

22. Claire says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I hate this man, but the "get a new set of parents" made me like him for just a moment!

23. Darvulia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    With a nickname like "Firecrotch", I don't know how good that advice is.

24. MrsM says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOVE your artwork

25. EmmafromCHI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …Donald forgot to mention that WHORE should PLUG UP any and ALL ORIFICES…….dum cum stank whore

26. Rock says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Sounds like good advice to me, Perez, you fat asshole.

27. bbbbmer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eh - this from a hypocrite AND a yutz!

28. Anne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hah! The picture! Love it!

29. thenightone says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Dou·ché Perez!

30. dee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lmao! nice one..

31. Rhonda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Does anyone else think Donald looks like King Henry VIII…. I think he has some of his principles too.

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    I agree with him! i know that her parents are sooooo fucked up!
    It is a million famous people who parents are really true people, but Dina, and Mike..puhleeeeeze! She rather be her daughter friend..than to be her mom!
    She is too scared that LL might fire her!..get the fuck out of here!
    IF that was my daughter..i be kicking her ass!

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    Uummm yeah, let's all take advice from a guy that has THREE(or more) baby mommas & drama divorces!

    I'm a dominatrix AND plus size,,,,would love to make the Donwad Lump cry.

    LOSER! Hock tooey! Spit spit spit!!!

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    12, The bitch lays under his wrinkled ass cuz she's a slut and a gold-digger.

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    yeah…but you never hear shit about his kids out there! If they are on drugs..they keep that shit quite! It doesn't matter how many marriages that he has had…THIS IS LIFE…WAKE UP..EVERYTHING IS NOT PERFECT…YOU ARE NOT PERFECT..if you were you would be a billionare like him! BUMS!

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    I actually have to agree. Lilo's parents have totally pimped her–now that she's getting haggard they're getting ready to start on the mini-minah. Gross

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    haha gotta love the don don

38. E says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    funny pic…actually made me laugh

39. Lamb Chop says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHA! Every now & then The Donald does come up with a pearl of wisdom.

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    33, You sound totally illiterate!!!!! Ms sugar walls??????? You're gross. I guess you like being thought of as a whore with a name like that. God, I doubt you could even pass a G.E.D.!!!!!

41. Evan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hilarious.. i love the donald perez fued lol both are assholes

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    Mandingo needs to fuck off!!!!!

43. T says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    true, he's a douche, but he hit the nail right on the head.

44. EL ROBI619 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DOUCHE? That is what Perez the oompa loompa face is. he says all these negative things about people yet when someonelse says something similar they have the audacity to call s/he a Douche.. too funny. Oh and i dont like Donald Trump just making an observation.

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    Fuck you perez, trump is right, it's time for parents to quit enabling their kids, Trump's all about tough love, ya'll.

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    I always wondered why Donald Trump always looked slightly like my grandma. It's the hair. It has to be…right???

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    T, Mandingo sounds like TRAILER SHIT to me. He sounds like one of those "I'll never get anywhere in life so I guess I had better go ahead and accept it" people, doesn't he?????

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    @#35 please bitch..nobody ask you what my name sounded like to you…who are you? Oh yeah SKINNY NO ASS HAVING BLONDE!
    My name is a moniker whore…Like yours(of course is) Because really bitch…youshould stop dreaming about what you would love to be…that's right..pick that BLT back up…that's right eat it..like the disgusting slob that you are!
    P.S. by the way slut..i am a pre-med student! burst your bubble..didn't I?

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    I am not a Donald fan, but it seems like he has raised decent and intelligent children. I believe his older ones have college degrees and have avoided many of the pitfalls of growing up wealthy. Maybe that is more credit to their mom, but in my book anyone who raises good kids can't be all bad.

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    BLONDE BITCH..SHUT UP! BEFORE I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOVE MY PIECE DOWN YOUR FLIMSY THROAT! YOU LOVE IT CRAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT!
    I WILL MANDINGO YOUR ASS! BUT THEN AGAIN..YOU WILL BE LIKE..WHITE GIRLS GONE WILD..OVER MY SHIT!

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    ok, you may think he is an ass, but you don't hear any crap about his kids…they are both (i think he only has two) successful and appear happy and well-adjusted…yeah, he has had several marraiges…so, that's "normal" here in America

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    This mother fucker needs to figure out what he loves to do, besides faking having hair with that pathetic fucking combover. The Apprentice is a piece of shit show these days. It was good, for about the first 5 minutes it was on. He has the sewage worker's touch. Everything he gets hold of turns to complete shit. Way to go, Donald!

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    I do agree with the comment he made though. Lohan is a fucking firecrotch trainwreck, and I can't stop watching it!

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    he speaks the truth

55. beauty_w_brains says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG! Hell has frozen over! I agree with Donald!

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    Hahahaha!!

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    WELL HE ISNT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That's the smartest thing he has ever said!

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    The best advice for Lindsey so far!

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    best advice she will ever get

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    I hope his kids make shitload when he dies. Melania ( or whatever her name is) is smarter than the average bear too although she doesn't look it.. She'll make a shitload too. If he were my hub I may poison his coffee. Can you say UGLY (inside and out).

62. costamesaboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    get a life, ASSHOLE!!!!!

63. costamesaboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    IT IS GOOD ADVISE, BUT HE IS STILL…. A ROSIE O'DONELL, WANNABEE…haha

64. Sit and Spin Donald! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This media whore will just not go away! Some advice for Donald…
    Get some new fuckin hair
    Get off my t.v.
    And stop thinking ANYONE cares wht you have to say.
    Should'nt you be in bankruptcy court anyway?

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    DAMN! But it is the absolute truth!

66. fireandbrimstone says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Donald Trump can suck it, after the whole spil with Rosie O'Donald, i really dislike him.

67. What Donald Loves says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Donald loves to file bankruptcy and SCREW people out of money. Low life snake oil salesman adultering lying cheating mother fucker.

    GO AWAY!

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    I like the picture! ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha

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    I can't stand hime but you have to hand it to him….. GENIUS QUOTE. And nice text placement perez!

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    "Genius quote" HARDLY! this idiot will say ANYTHING for a few seconds on the air.
    Grab a comb
    and hit the high road
    YOU ARE A JOKE!

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    Even though he is indeed Douche–he is right on this one.

72. Gina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey Perez I love when you play with your magic doodle pen. Now thats FUNNY!

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    Getting a new set of parents may get rid of the enablers, but it won't change her genetics.

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    VERY TRUE BOO HOO IT IS FROM YOU KNOW WHO

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    True.. Why are you calling him a douche? B/c all of sudden media whore Lindsay said she'd be on your stupid reality show?

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    the trumpster is from the dumpster! talk about needing guidance! get a fucking haircut, you are an embarrasement to the human race, the sun does not shine out of your ass, you egotistical fuck face. i never watched one episode of your stupid show cuz you are a total idiot.

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    LMFAO!!! Donald Trump is a douche, but that is the best advice anyone has had for Lo Cokehead so far.

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    His lips would do any blow-up doll proud.

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    Such a douche, but surprsingly succinct.

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    I don't like him, but damn, he is correct.
    My bet is Lindsay goes out from a massive overdose.

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    He's so stupid. Thanks for the laugh Perez.

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    perez thats the funniest effin picture! def 2 thumbs up for that creative thinking with trumps mouth

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    Hahahahahahahahaha. That's the best pic

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    that is the most brilliant thing that i've ever heard the trump say… the best advice i've heard for lindsay thus far!

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    LMAO Perez I love your photoshop. This must be shared with you lol.

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    Perez liked this picture of the donald because his lips look like his blowup dolls.

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    LOVE LOVE LOVE the pic!!!

    And I agree on the getting new parents part.

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    YOur ugly daughter is a whore… so watcha think about that donald?

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    For all that is said about Donald Trump, I really do love his hair color. Is it natural?
    Sandeana

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    Im not a fan of the donald but he couldnt have said it any better.

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    i love this picture of "the DOUCHE". it makes me laugh every time. but that is the best damn advice anyone could have given la lohan. get some fucking new parents and just focus on work. i love the girl and she just messed up bad. with those fucking idiots for parents…only interested in how much money their daughter can give them…she was bound to fall hard on her face. get new parents lindsay. listen to the donald.

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    he's exactly right

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    That's sad when Donald Trump is giving out good advice, what is this world coming too.

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    and my advice to you Mr Trump: "Keep your ugly mouth shut and lose some weight and stop preying on the young–I'm sure they had enough of touching your saggy body and your worthless dick. You might want to consider seeing a surgeon and talk about getting a new set of lips–they look like a saggy old vagina." Peace Out… and you can go suck on your own dick… fat ugly pervert…

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    GOOD ADVICE!!! GO DONALD!!!! I love his sense of humor!!!

    

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    i suddenly gained alot of respect for donald… he put in a way even lindsay could understand…

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    Why would DT give a crap about LL? Why does he have an opinion? He not her father and not her manager. Why can't this guy do what he loves and shower in his cash by himself. He's 61 years old going on 11. Grow up Donny! No one cares what you have to say.

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    Trump ur my idol the best bloke in the world and i love u. Perez ur in my top 5 idols list love u to.

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    hey don i love u

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     as much as i hate trump and as hard as it is to say this…HE'S RIGHT!!! Crackhead needs a mommy, not a wingman.