Quote Of The Day
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"Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents."
- Donald Trump, on his advice for Lindsay Lohan
Posted: July 28, 2007 at 4:27 pm
so sad, but so true!
hilarious.
first bitches
1st
haha
2nd
Haha…this is why I love Donald. It is sooooo true!
haha, so true
hahhaa. DOUCHE. thats great.
but its true though!
thats some good advise
hate this guy, but that was funny
truth! he speaks it!
DONALD DUCK IS THE NASTIEST MOST ANNOYING FUCKIN TRASH EVER HIM AND HIS UGLY FUCKIN BITCH DAUGHTER!! HE REALLY IS A SNAKEOIL SALESMAN!! HOW COULD MELANIA FUCK SOMETHIN SO NASTY!! WOULD U WANT THAT WRINKLED STINKY UGLY LOSER ON TOP OF U??? FUCK NO!!! I DONT CARE HOW MUCH HE'S WORTH!!! JACKASS
Those are some trashy parents, for sure.
A douche but such a true statement.
his kids should get a new set of parents. nevermind his money, i'd be ashamed if he was my father. all the money in the world can't wipe away asshole.
i would advice the 4th one to his own children…
"Get a new set of parents" — good advice, Donald. And your kids are such great, contributing members of society… just like you.. OH WAIT! (Hi Perez we love you!)
Nice hairhat there Donny. He should be spitting out family advice, his marriages work out so well……
I don't like Donald trump but that's probably the best advice she could ever hear.. and she should follow!
Haha. I have a new respect for Donald now! well said well said
you finally did something funny!!
I hate this man, but the "get a new set of parents" made me like him for just a moment!
With a nickname like "Firecrotch", I don't know how good that advice is.
LOVE your artwork
…Donald forgot to mention that WHORE should PLUG UP any and ALL ORIFICES…….dum cum stank whore
Sounds like good advice to me, Perez, you fat asshole.
eh - this from a hypocrite AND a yutz!
Hah! The picture! Love it!
Dou·ché Perez!
lmao! nice one..
Does anyone else think Donald looks like King Henry VIII…. I think he has some of his principles too.
I agree with him! i know that her parents are sooooo fucked up!
It is a million famous people who parents are really true people, but Dina, and Mike..puhleeeeeze! She rather be her daughter friend..than to be her mom!
She is too scared that LL might fire her!..get the fuck out of here!
IF that was my daughter..i be kicking her ass!
Uummm yeah, let's all take advice from a guy that has THREE(or more) baby mommas & drama divorces!
I'm a dominatrix AND plus size,,,,would love to make the Donwad Lump cry.
LOSER! Hock tooey! Spit spit spit!!!
12, The bitch lays under his wrinkled ass cuz she's a slut and a gold-digger.
yeah…but you never hear shit about his kids out there! If they are on drugs..they keep that shit quite! It doesn't matter how many marriages that he has had…THIS IS LIFE…WAKE UP..EVERYTHING IS NOT PERFECT…YOU ARE NOT PERFECT..if you were you would be a billionare like him! BUMS!
I actually have to agree. Lilo's parents have totally pimped her–now that she's getting haggard they're getting ready to start on the mini-minah. Gross
haha gotta love the don don
funny pic…actually made me laugh
HAHAHA! Every now & then The Donald does come up with a pearl of wisdom.
33, You sound totally illiterate!!!!! Ms sugar walls??????? You're gross. I guess you like being thought of as a whore with a name like that. God, I doubt you could even pass a G.E.D.!!!!!
hilarious.. i love the donald perez fued lol both are assholes
Mandingo needs to fuck off!!!!!
true, he's a douche, but he hit the nail right on the head.
DOUCHE? That is what Perez the oompa loompa face is. he says all these negative things about people yet when someonelse says something similar they have the audacity to call s/he a Douche.. too funny. Oh and i dont like Donald Trump just making an observation.
Fuck you perez, trump is right, it's time for parents to quit enabling their kids, Trump's all about tough love, ya'll.
I always wondered why Donald Trump always looked slightly like my grandma. It's the hair. It has to be…right???
T, Mandingo sounds like TRAILER SHIT to me. He sounds like one of those "I'll never get anywhere in life so I guess I had better go ahead and accept it" people, doesn't he?????
@#35 please bitch..nobody ask you what my name sounded like to you…who are you? Oh yeah SKINNY NO ASS HAVING BLONDE!
My name is a moniker whore…Like yours(of course is) Because really bitch…youshould stop dreaming about what you would love to be…that's right..pick that BLT back up…that's right eat it..like the disgusting slob that you are!
P.S. by the way slut..i am a pre-med student! burst your bubble..didn't I?
I am not a Donald fan, but it seems like he has raised decent and intelligent children. I believe his older ones have college degrees and have avoided many of the pitfalls of growing up wealthy. Maybe that is more credit to their mom, but in my book anyone who raises good kids can't be all bad.
BLONDE BITCH..SHUT UP! BEFORE I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOVE MY PIECE DOWN YOUR FLIMSY THROAT! YOU LOVE IT CRAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT!
I WILL MANDINGO YOUR ASS! BUT THEN AGAIN..YOU WILL BE LIKE..WHITE GIRLS GONE WILD..OVER MY SHIT!
ok, you may think he is an ass, but you don't hear any crap about his kids…they are both (i think he only has two) successful and appear happy and well-adjusted…yeah, he has had several marraiges…so, that's "normal" here in America
This mother fucker needs to figure out what he loves to do, besides faking having hair with that pathetic fucking combover. The Apprentice is a piece of shit show these days. It was good, for about the first 5 minutes it was on. He has the sewage worker's touch. Everything he gets hold of turns to complete shit. Way to go, Donald!
I do agree with the comment he made though. Lohan is a fucking firecrotch trainwreck, and I can't stop watching it!
he speaks the truth
OMG! Hell has frozen over! I agree with Donald!
Hahahaha!!
WELL HE ISNT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the smartest thing he has ever said!
The best advice for Lindsey so far!
best advice she will ever get
I hope his kids make shitload when he dies. Melania ( or whatever her name is) is smarter than the average bear too although she doesn't look it.. She'll make a shitload too. If he were my hub I may poison his coffee. Can you say UGLY (inside and out).
get a life, ASSHOLE!!!!!
IT IS GOOD ADVISE, BUT HE IS STILL…. A ROSIE O'DONELL, WANNABEE…haha
This media whore will just not go away! Some advice for Donald…
Get some new fuckin hair
Get off my t.v.
And stop thinking ANYONE cares wht you have to say.
Should'nt you be in bankruptcy court anyway?
DAMN! But it is the absolute truth!
Donald Trump can suck it, after the whole spil with Rosie O'Donald, i really dislike him.
Donald loves to file bankruptcy and SCREW people out of money. Low life snake oil salesman adultering lying cheating mother fucker.
GO AWAY!
I like the picture! ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha
I can't stand hime but you have to hand it to him….. GENIUS QUOTE. And nice text placement perez!
"Genius quote" HARDLY! this idiot will say ANYTHING for a few seconds on the air.
Grab a comb
and hit the high road
YOU ARE A JOKE!
Even though he is indeed Douche–he is right on this one.
Hey Perez I love when you play with your magic doodle pen. Now thats FUNNY!
Getting a new set of parents may get rid of the enablers, but it won't change her genetics.
VERY TRUE BOO HOO IT IS FROM YOU KNOW WHO
True.. Why are you calling him a douche? B/c all of sudden media whore Lindsay said she'd be on your stupid reality show?
the trumpster is from the dumpster! talk about needing guidance! get a fucking haircut, you are an embarrasement to the human race, the sun does not shine out of your ass, you egotistical fuck face. i never watched one episode of your stupid show cuz you are a total idiot.
LMFAO!!! Donald Trump is a douche, but that is the best advice anyone has had for Lo Cokehead so far.
His lips would do any blow-up doll proud.
Such a douche, but surprsingly succinct.
I don't like him, but damn, he is correct.
My bet is Lindsay goes out from a massive overdose.
He's so stupid. Thanks for the laugh Perez.
perez thats the funniest effin picture! def 2 thumbs up for that creative thinking with trumps mouth
Hahahahahahahahaha. That's the best pic
that is the most brilliant thing that i've ever heard the trump say… the best advice i've heard for lindsay thus far!
LMAO Perez I love your photoshop. This must be shared with you lol.
Perez liked this picture of the donald because his lips look like his blowup dolls.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the pic!!!
And I agree on the getting new parents part.
YOur ugly daughter is a whore… so watcha think about that donald?
For all that is said about Donald Trump, I really do love his hair color. Is it natural?
Sandeana
Im not a fan of the donald but he couldnt have said it any better.
i love this picture of "the DOUCHE". it makes me laugh every time. but that is the best damn advice anyone could have given la lohan. get some fucking new parents and just focus on work. i love the girl and she just messed up bad. with those fucking idiots for parents…only interested in how much money their daughter can give them…she was bound to fall hard on her face. get new parents lindsay. listen to the donald.
he's exactly right
That's sad when Donald Trump is giving out good advice, what is this world coming too.
and my advice to you Mr Trump: "Keep your ugly mouth shut and lose some weight and stop preying on the y