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She's A Liar! Who Are You Going To Believe?

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Britney Spears's former assistant, Shannon Funk,  is denying claims that she is planning to sell her story.

"I'm not going to do that," she tells OK! magazine.

That's in direct contradiction to what Shannon told us just 24 hours earlier.

Britney's lawyers must have gotten to her! Good! That lying bitch doesn't deserve any money!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]



48 comments to “She's A Liar! Who Are You Going To Believe?”

  1. rachael says – reply to this
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    OMFG BRITNEY! :(

    MAY YANG IS A LOSER WHO WANTS TOO BE FIRSTT

  2. bonbon66 says – reply to this
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    First

  3. vanessa says – reply to this
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    britney TOLD her ass!

  4. who cares!!! says – reply to this
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    first.

  5. bonbon66 says – reply to this
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    SHe's be talking to whoever is willing to pay her, just watch.

  6. Umphy says – reply to this
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    why do we care about this Bitch!

  7. miss k says – reply to this
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    what a liar! seriously….24 hours ago she was all about telling her story and now, she doesn't want to tell it.

  8. Umphy says – reply to this
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    trash trash trash trash!!!!

  9. rachael says – reply to this
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    What has happened tooo britney? *shakes head*

  10. lily says – reply to this
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    first, i hate b spears

  11. vanessa says – reply to this
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    i believe you perez! perez rocks and everyone that COMES ON HIS SITE AND SAYS OTHERWISE……. take a step back and ask yourself if you hate him so much why are you on HIS SITE?????? andddd you took the time out to click on comments, fill out your name and email address! dont hate on perez BITCHES

  12. skinnygirluver says – reply to this
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    I would sell the story…..she'd better make money on it while she still can.

  13. me says – reply to this
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    what a bitch, selling her "friend" for money. not that anyone would care anyway. britney is a FORMER pop star, with no current career. why would anyone still care about her??

  14. Britney is a Whore says – reply to this
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    Oh well Britney gets what she deserves. Unlimited access to power and a lot of money can ruin someone's life.

    I just pray that Britney gets her act together before social services takes her children away.

  15. melissa says – reply to this
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    britney is such a has been. i know im commenting on this but really, why would anyone still care about her? she is ONLY famous for being a trainwreck and I dont understand why she wants to still be in the spotlight. she used to be such a cute little pop star, now shes a joke!

  16. El Predicto says – reply to this
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    Britney paid her off with drugs!

  17. Skratch Kat says – reply to this
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    I'm sick of Spears and Lohan. Where's Brangelina!?! Give us Brangelina!!!

  18. Lozzz says – reply to this
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    SHANNONS A COMPLLETE LIAR !!!!!! :P

  19. nischa says – reply to this
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    I think people need to lay off Britney. I, of course LOVE Britney. Everyone needs to lay off her a bit. How would you feel if you were being followed and scrutinized for every little thing you did. When someone is breathing down your neck all the time, your bound to stumble. I think it's a shame that people are just sitting back and watching her fall. The people that "Care" so much about her are just using her for her money. Now, that's fu**ed up. Britney Spears is a human being. People should give her a break. I Love you Britney.

  20. Kitten says – reply to this
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    Lolz! I bet she'll still talk and sell her story and photos but this time she'll be smart enough to not be on the record. It'll be a undisclosed source story! Sorry she screwed you Perez, but you shouldn't have made that premature annoucement!

  21. Whoreanus says – reply to this
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    Her attorneys got to her? Or did she get paid off?

    Someone, somewhere along the line is going to spill the beans on that bitch eventually. She might as well let them and get a cut of their earnings off of her.

  22. loribitch says – reply to this
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    They gotta blame their screw ups on someone other than them selves.

  23. Dr. Dick says – reply to this
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    Nischa–please go back to watching Teletubbies. Lay off Britney??? If she would just perhaps stay in and play, bond and parent those kids then she wouldn't have to worry about paps. She only has them half the time. She has plenty of time to make an ass out of herself when she doesn't have the kids. There was no reason to drag them to Vegas of all places. Please do not let her reproduce again.

  24. Whatthe?!? says – reply to this
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    She has to be a liar- she's one of Britney's assistants, ya'll!!! You know what I mean- one of the peeps who tells Brit-Brit-"you look FANTABULOUS in that outfit, Sweetie! Oh- AND a matching headband!!!"

  25. col says – reply to this
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    28#

  26. Marcel says – reply to this
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    "Britney’s lawyers must have gotten to her! Good! That lying bitch doesn’t deserve any money!" Mario, you are a sad person.

  27. krissy_poo says – reply to this
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    maybe there really isnt anything "to tell".. and brit-brit is perfectly NORMAL.
    So this jerk of an aSSistant was trying to make things happen and creat drama..?

    come on that COULD HAPPEN.!!!!

  28. MOONBABY713 says – reply to this
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    There isn't anything she'd tell us about CLITNEY we don't already know… she's a ho. well, duuuhhhhh

  29. BudSlut says – reply to this
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    #33…NOTHING SAD ABOUT IT. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY MONEY. WHAT KIND OF FAME WHORE WAS SHE TO TAKE THAT JOB ANYWAY???

  30. sole says – reply to this
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    Sick of this shiz…I hope that girl is on drugs - would explain much..

  31. martin says – reply to this
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    thank god! enough people have sold this poor girl out… britney however does need to start making smarter choices. give her time.

  32. dora,greece says – reply to this
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    i believe YOU PEREZ

  33. Amy says – reply to this
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    Maybe she had signed a confidentialaty agreement, and was reminded of it?

    I think that would be standard when working for a celeb.

  34. dina says – reply to this
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    perez relaxshe got threatend by zitney and changed her mind i would too

  35. DMOSCA says – reply to this
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    WHO CARES!?!? It's not like she's going to spill something that shocking! It is Britney Spears….does anything involving her surprise us anymore?!

  36. JB says – reply to this
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    But we WANT her to talk! C'mon, you know we all want to hear what she has to say. If her story is on Perez's site, it will be another record day for site visitors!!

  37. Britney Fans Are Teenyboppersb says – reply to this
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    Britney can try but the truth will come out in the end. Britney is an arrogant whore. When this bitch dies people will celebrate in the streets around the word.
    The bitch is utterly worthless. Ugly fat skank.

  38. Ms Sugar Walls says – reply to this
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    i think that someone should kidnap this bitch, and whip her ass!
    That bitch is lying B…..That is soooo damn great that those lawyers got to her redneck ass! Hang those REDNECKS!

  39. death to haters! says – reply to this
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    #45) shut the fuck up, and sit down, and try to look cute! HA that would be to hard for you! Lindsay is arrogant, b..b is trying to live her life, and outsiders like you don't know shit..you barely know how to squat and piss..over a toilet..

  40. Ann says – reply to this
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    Sources reveal that Shannon tried to sell Britney out and one up her. Shannon has also been long rumored and divorce documented to be her dealer. Blackmail goes a whole hell of a long way. Shannon is just a fly by night for Britney, she will fine someone who will not help her situation, but take her down further. I am positive she will flee to Fed-Ex camp now to see what she can squeeze out of the rest. Also heard some other startling things. Shannon did not help Britney or the kids out. She just enabled and crossed damaged her. She will try to sell her story, but she needs cash because she lost her free meal ticket. Just watch. Why Britney wanted another druggie I have no clue except Britney is so far gone. Give the kids to your ex and mom and go away for a long rest and rehab Britney. These people are only out to hurt you! TOXIC!

  41. Come on down says – reply to this
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    and you are the next contestant on THE PRICE IS RIGHT. Skank is just hoping to up the ante–deal musta fell through. Just give it time.

  42. ca ching says – reply to this
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    24 hours ago u weren't calling her a lying bitch who doesnt deserve money Perez, you were eager to get her story so ur a lying bicth who doesnt deserve money!

  43. GoGoYubari says – reply to this
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    Funk said she had gotten offers for her story but hadn't committed to selling it. Maybe Spears offered her a larger amount of that sweet, sweet, cashola.

  44. lila says – reply to this
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    brittany….if you are reading this…..please make up with your mother!!!!!! you need her!!!! take those beautiful boys and get out of the limelight for a while and reflect on your family!!!!!!!! i would love to see you in some classy clothing loking beautiful…. get it together!!!!!!!

    a mom with daughters that are fans

  45. joa says – reply to this
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    Where did Britney get this lousy assistant? Dang She needs to be more cautious.

  46. marythemerfairy says – reply to this
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    PEREZ
    I LOVE YOU FOR THAT

  47. Hello Kitty says – reply to this
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    What happend to help that put up with all kinds of carzy shit, but kept their mouth shut and took in their $$$ & perks.

    I wonder if Britney had a plan to fuck over OK magazine, after all of the shit they printed about her in the past. You have to admit that the horror of fried chicken & Puppy poo on high fashion would be a good bit of revenge !

  48. sizzle says – reply to this
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    GO AWAY BRITNEY !!!!!!!!! YOU are rich go into hiding live a normal life out of the spotlight so they dont take pics of you anymore or your crotch. cuzz I am tired of you famewhoring