The Black Britney
Filed under: Lauryn Hill
This bitch is sooooo crazy. Look at this get-up.
We LOVE her!!!!
Lauryn Hill continues her downward spiral. The whacked out singer turned in another surreal performance this weekend.
The former Fugee once again submitted another list of strange demands, this time at the EXIT Festival in Serbia, PerezHilton.com.
"Hill told the EXIT Festival that she come in her limo directly into the backstage are and then 5 meters more with limo on the stage," one well-placed insider tells us.
"Lauryn barely spoke at all during her performance," continues our insider. "She could have not seemed more disinterested."
It's time to go back into retirement, honey!!!
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i wish she were normal.
sad sad sad
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crazy
Leave her alone. She can really sing.
second!!!
I wish this made any sense. It sounds like a mongoloid wrote it.
another has-been. these singers need to understand that noone wants to see them after they turn 35!
gross
hhaha.
“Hill told the EXIT Festival that she come in her limo directly into the backstage are and then 5 meters more with limo on the stage,”
wat tha FUCK does that even mean?
Pfft.
Who cares?
oops shes only 32. anywy, she is still a has been!!
Wow, I was almost first…. NOT THAT I CARE. But anyhow… It's so sad that talented people waste their lives away on drugs and alcohol. Personally… I NEVER thought Britney was talented. Her voice was too technically overdone or masked. I'm sure I would die of laughter to hear her sing by herself. Poor Lauryn here has an awesome voice too, but look… she's screwing that away too.
I don't know what the hell happen to L.H.! But I think that you are jealous of Britney…PEREZ! I know that she is more talented than you..that is why you ride her coat tail, and make fast bucks off of her life! DIPSHIT! WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO..fat draws…
she hate white people.
Now you know perez..that you would scoop up Britney's shit..if she said do it…
she looks like oprah winfrey in the first and third pic
She looks like a younger Oprah in the first pic. She still can belt out a song better than most. Aren't all true artists supposed to be strange?
she looks like OPRAH on CRACK!
She kinda looks like a skinny Oprah. Too bad she's lost it, I liked her with The Fugees.
She's been crazy for years. Much longer than Brit. Don't compare her to Brit. At least Lauryn has talent and she can sing live.
#16 Ms. Hill is disturbed. She probably doesn't even like herself very much either. She was a great talent the way she is now is such a waste, the daughter of my best friend knew her assistant. She is said to be involved with a crazy cult right now. At least, that's what I heard, though I wouldn't be surprised.
She looks so crazy, what crack induced shopping spree led to that disaster of an outfit?
She loks like something out of "Rock Horror Picture Show". The biggest slap in the face for these dung heaps is cancellation of their concert venues due to poor ticket sales!!! Hmmm… didn't that happen to K-Fed??? Anyway, she can't act all high and mighty if she's not bringin' in the $$$. I would like to see SOMEBODY get back in her face about this racism shit she's been doing out. If she spoke to me the way she reportably talks to people, I'd tell her to eat my ass!!!
AWESOME. now put out an album so all these losers can bash it and so I can have another lauryn album.
btw … joshie : fuck normal. you're boring.
what crack induced shopping spree led to that hideous outfit?
B can sing live..she just had that one lip-syncing incident!
I bet you are the 1st person to jump in line..for her shit!
Lauryn Hill…is cracking up..that is how it is! The eyelashes, the fro, all that shit is hideous! She only came out with ONE solo album….B came out with numerous! She was hot..when she was with the fugee's..now they are even tired of her shanangins…and might I add..what the hell is she singing anyway? Her famous song from 1998? Get off of Brit's nipples! i am not racist at all..so don't go there..i am black!
Someone needs to bitch slap her stupid ass!
why do all these singers ruin their careers like this? they have a great talent, but they waste it. it's ashame
Wow - I really thought the photo was of Oprah. Anyone else think she looks like Oprah?
she looks like she's auditioning for cats the musical.
"Hill told the EXIT Festival that she come in her limo directly into the backstage are and then 5 meters more with limo on the stage,” ……….PEREZ, CAN YOU TRANSLATE THIS FOR US…. YOU OBVIOUSLY WEREN'T CONCENTRATING ON WHAT YOU WERE WRITING…. THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENCSE
sense… fuck!
damn. I totally thought that was oprah.
um- doesn't she look alot like 80's Oprah??
She looks just like Oprah did when she was young. Hey Perezzie, you should do a side by side pic of them….lol
I dont even understand what her request means. "…she come in her limo directly into the backstage are and then 5 meters more with limo on the stage." what?
This post doesn't make any goddamn sense. What is everyone even outraged about? Did you break the code?
"'Hill told the EXIT Festival that she come in her limo directly into the backstage are and then 5 meters more with limo on the stage,' one well-placed insider tells us."
Dear sweet lord in heaven I wish I knew WTF this horseshit meant.
god damnit l-boogie
can you please be normal??
any and all non BLACKS should just not COMMENT on this HO since she cants stan' yo asses….(and I am a latina!) HAHA waste of talent no account trifle ganja ho
I seriously thought it was Oprah. God she looks like shit. I don't think she should have quit singing to have her kids so early in her career, because now it seems her career is over. I heard he song "That thing," a coupla days ago and even then her voice didn't sound so hot. 'Bye Lauren, proof positive how quickly someone can lose their appeal. Tsk, tsk.
She was great in Sister Act II, then what happened? Guess she was abducted by aliens and had her brain scrambled she sure is a nut job now. SAD because she DID have talent and was pretty good looking too.
She may be batshit crazy, but she's far more talented than Britters.
this looks a little more like oprah
this looks like oprah
I hate cunts like her and Fiona Apple. You either want to be a performer or not!!
Now she is just a racist wacko who is in desperate need of a long hard fucking by a big dicked WHITE guy to bring her back to reality, or maybe she's too far gone and an orgasm is just an impossibility
Whoa. Dude, who told you it was ever cool to call a woman a bitch regardless of how eccentric she is? I'm sorry, but was she on stage when she was wearing that get up? So was that maybe a costume, huh? Dude, go sit down somewhere
what white guy you know has a big dick,besides hard to find porno stars?
Is that Oprah?
she should have stayed retired she was always overrated anyway.
#40
I'm still laughing at your comment. I read the info several times and I couldn't figure it out either. I don't know what the hell these people are commenting about when this article was written in the language of some ancient civilization that died off thousands of years ago. They have to be high to be able to interpret this s**t.
f* her, SERBIA rocks!
Who knew Oprah could sing!?!?
someone told me she's dying from AIDS, but i refuse to believe that.
Hahaha, those glasses remind me about undercova brotha when he is being whiteified. George Clinton..haha crackwhore.
i worked backstage during EXIT and this bitch was two hours late, and ten minutes before she had to performe she was still 100km away from the festival. all the other performers had to be moved back because of her and then when she arrived instead of going on stage imediately (considering she was already late) she demanded time to fuck around backstage!
Isn't she like 80 now??? Does anyone even care???
speachless!!!
Freaking Hilarious!!
Go over to youtube and do a search Lauryn Hill @ Exit Festival. They have numerous clips of her performance. I have read nothing but great reviews from this concert. She is nobodies bitch by the way.
Jesus, Lauryn looks fucking dramatic, doesn't she? There's nothing wrong with her that a few colt 45s and zigzags can't fix. Fuck!
this bitch is racist as hell and shes not even good. she nds to just stop cuz shes like 50yrs old and no one even likes her
Lauryn Hill is just misunderstood. Who won album of the year, who won more grammies than any other female? her. plus she's gorgeous and talented.
If she needs to go through some spiritual musical transition so be it. but she'll be back, cause the bitch has talent. creative process yall
WHO IN THE FUCK WROTE THAT FUCKED UP SHIT?????????????? WHO THE HELL WOULD HIRE SOMEONE LIKE THIS. PEZ MUST BE GETTING SOME FROM THIS CAT TO GIVE HIM A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL EFFING RETARD. FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. BUT NO. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LEGIT I GUESS. WTF? WTF? WTF?WTF?WTF?
She is one insane and ugly monkey.
MS SUGAR WALLS, LIKE, UUUMMMM, WE KNOW YOU ARE BLACK. WTF DO YOU MEAN, "ONE LIP-SYNCHING INCIDENT"?????????????? YOU ARE CLINICALLY BRAIN-DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAURYN IS A FUCKIN LEGEND AND I LOVE HER FUCK YOU PEREZ YOU FAT UGLY CUNT
Should I know who this person is? OH! I remember now! No one cares about her anymore. That must suck for her.
SHES NOTHING BUT A RACIST PARANOID CUNT!
btw #27…you're cool.
she looks like a thinner 80s version of oprah.
she kinda looks like oprah they have the same face
perez, please translate what the fuck this means: “Hill told the EXIT Festival that she come in her limo directly into the backstage are and then 5 meters more with limo on the stage,” one well-placed insider tells us.
??? sounds like a courtney love quote.
I can't stand her. DISGUSTING.
I hope she dies. I hate people like her.
Yes, she has got to hang on long enough to play a young Oprah in a biopic!
@blonde bimbo
can you get off of my ass..I only like my man on my ass! Can you kindly remove your lips from my ass…bitch!
She looks like a skinny Nell Carter…Yikes!
what the hell is she doing in Serbia anyways. I mean who cares about Serbia…
I thought that was Oprah for a second ahahahaah
WOW!!!
ziggy stardust!
She was in Serbia for the bigest music festival in that region, this year stars on main stage was Lauryn Hill, Snoop Dog, Prodigy…etc….and last year HIM and much more.
She was only with the DIVA attitude, why? Hmmm hard question, she is everythihg but not DIVA.
#40
lmao break the code.
I didn't understand much of it myself. But I'll have a shot.
By the looks of it, she told people at the festival that she came in her Limo which drove directly into the backstage area, then she had 5 metres to walk to the stage but got a Limo to take her there too ? or she actually just brought the Limo on stage for no good reason
Either way, it's a strange setup they have there.
WTF???? HOW DARE U WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT LAURYN?? She can sing and she has her own style! Would u like it if people wrote bad things about u? saying things that aren't true? are u a baby?? :p LAURYN HILL IS A LEGEND. SHE IS MUCH COOLER THAN U ARE :p
Serbia kicks ass! You wish you had been there, haters.
Lauryn Hill is a has-been, though. Had no place at Exit.
I never thought I would see the day where Perez made me feel like an idiot but what do you know…….did you get this from a sample LSAT or something cause I don't get it?
wow - she looks like a young / skinny Oprah
Okay…does anyone think she looks like a skinny Oprah Winfrey here?
perez, lauryn is a genius. have you heard the new bootlegs? she's the fucking black bjork! her new album might not be popular, but it's going to be COOL as all fuck. she might dress weird and act weird. but uh, so do you?
i think she's subversive, crazy, and fucking awesome.
she slooks like oprah in these pics. much love though oprah ! just saying
No!!!!!!!!!!! She is actually the talented one. Why? Oh why?
she just needs some real guidance in her life at this point.
Is it just me or does she look like a modern Judy Garland? Love the look, love everything about her, she's never looked better. I actually like her now!
She looks like a gorilla on crack, oh wait she is.
She looks like Oprah Winfrey!
OMG all you haters, you don't have any soul! I went to see her yesterday in Tienen, Belgium at Suikerrock, she was fucking amazing on stage and she talked ALL the time, did extra song(s) and okay maybe's she's on drugs but at least she doesn't lose her ability to actually go up and stand on stage, not like Brit or all the (now) d-listers who used to be popular. Everybody's on drugs in this business but it's a talent to actually stay IN business and to give a show like her on stage. BYE
David Bowie called and wanted his costume back. Poor thing, its hard to see her star falling out of grace.
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Lauryn fished Bootsy Collins' 70s attire from the garbage, consulted a clown for the hair and makeup and stole Tammy Faye's eyelashes before the poor gal was cremated. For shame!
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