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Jessica Simpson has a new album coming out this September, Papa Joe has just announced.

Should she stick to selling hair extensions or hawking Proactiv???? You know, things she's good at!

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  1. Jon says – reply to this


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    Whoa!!! On first look I thought it was Courtney.

  2. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Shoot, where did I put those ear plugs…..

  3. stef says – reply to this


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    wow, …it's crazy how brit and jessica are both talentless yet somehow remain in the spotlight

  4. amanda says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  5. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    last!!

  6. Courtney says – reply to this


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    eww

  7. ... says – reply to this


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    UGH

  8. girlsheartgames.com says – reply to this


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    shes wasting oxygen

  9. Courtney says – reply to this


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    ewwww

  10. dfdsfd says – reply to this


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    aww i feel bad for her. i remember when she was a fresh faced good girl next door..when her sweet kisses cd came out. hollywood has sucked this girl in….

  11. Jason says – reply to this


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    Her lips look pretty disgusting from that angle……. You can tell they're fake.

  12. Dora says – reply to this


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    She is cute, but can't sing…maybe porno STARRR!!!

  13. butt plug says – reply to this


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    is she good at sucking cock?

  14. jeri says – reply to this


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    Thanks Perez for the heads up - I will kill myself NOW

  15. Lynn says – reply to this


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    Nick Lachey did well by leaving her in the dust when he did!

  16. sarahnicole says – reply to this


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    such a has been

  17. Your Mom says – reply to this


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    Jessica needs to ditch the nasty extensions and get a nose job like her sister. She needs to bring her ego back down to earth. Bitch ain't that pretty!

  18. Daisy says – reply to this


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    Aw, she's not a bad singer. She just needs better material. Those Proactiv commercials are informative, but you no longer have to order the stuff exclusively from television. They sell it at the mall now. She should stop hawking stuff. It nearly (or not-so-nearly) killed Cher's career. Remember those shiteous make-up commercials she did?

  19. kaylaaa says – reply to this


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    he was talking about ashlee in that interview not jessica.
    go read sweetkisses.net perez.

  20. winnie says – reply to this


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    twentieth!

  21. FamousFacesInRandomPlaces.com says – reply to this


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    gotta love it

  22. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    I thought that was Courtney Love as well at first but it's Jessica and I'd still play with her taters.

  23. TABITHA says – reply to this


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    SHE DOESNT EVEN USE PROACTIVE (DUH). I SAW HER ON STYLE NETWORK WHERE A GIRL WANTED TO BE MADE OVER LIKE JESSICA AND SHE CAME ON AND TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS GONNA GIVE HER HER #1 BEAUTY SECRET AS A GIFT…AND IT WAS A HUGE JAR OF LA MER CREME

  24. Keepin Real says – reply to this


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    How many remakes can we expect on this turkey? I guess she wants to exploit her relationship with Mayer some more because you just know she got him to write something for.

  25. private catt says – reply to this


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    Messica simpson..sucks! I wonder if Daddy Joe..just did her in his backseat?

  26. JENNIFER says – reply to this


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    SHE'S WASHED UP.
    21ST

  27. sibah says – reply to this


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    Oh god help us all, can't she take a hint! Oh and she did get a nosejob, she got it thinned but left the bump cause its "cute," and that is how at the age of 27 she looks like a 90-year old wicked witch of the SOUTH! (oh, plus the brow lift, botox, cheek job, lip injections, breast lift) oh I can't go on.

  28. Sam says – reply to this


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    What the hell?! Her hair looks like shit..

  29. walt says – reply to this


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    Oohhhh, I wonder if idiot manager Papa "Pimp" Joe thinks this miggt help avoid the inevitable tanking of her crap movie???? Ah yes, oversaturation, sure, you haven't tried that yet, it has to work! Or maybe it will just make the movie and the album tank all the more, hahahahhahahaha

  30. godwhy?? says – reply to this


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    why is she releasing another cd?? She literally has a bar karaoke voice, and not one of an actual gifted artist. Her CD will have mediocre sales like pretty much all the other ones. I give her MAYBE one good single that radio stations will play one thousand times just so ppl get it into their heads. There's no other way any sane person would hum any of her songs unless it wasn't forced upon them by the media, and even then I'd rather cut off my ears.

    I'd rather listen to Hayden P. from heroes belt another out!

  31. mmm says – reply to this


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    WTF is up with that nasty barbie looking hair?

  32. the simple jail paris nicole lindsay and i hpe jessica too says – reply to this


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    make a porn video or get married and sold them you will win more than making an album has been

  33. kelly says – reply to this


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    nevermind a rhinoplasty she needs to get a reverse horseoplasty

  34. Julie says – reply to this


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    Why are you all so down on this girl? She has a phenomenal voice. She just needs the right material to sing. And although I never would have paid to rent it, I saw caught part of 'Employee of the Month' last night and her acting was much better than I had expected. I give her credit for doing a much better job of both singing and acting than I'm capable of and I don't think I suck at the singing end of the spectrum. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones…

  35. Lillianne says – reply to this


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    are those her extensions on her head? if so, maybe stick to pro-active

  36. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    The hair extensions have got to go. They look like they smell!

  37. Barbara says – reply to this


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    Julie have you seen Blonde Ambition yet? No? Because its sooo bad her father won't allow it to be released.

  38. chrissie says – reply to this


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    Ashley is the one releasing an album!! Jessica is & always will be a beautiful girl… She is the greatest & always will be. Smart move to leave her ex!!!!

  39. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    kelly horseoplasty? best one ever

  40. Johanna says – reply to this


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    oh god, not another one.

  41. Julie says – reply to this


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    Barbara - have you seen Blonde Ambition yet? You're commenting on something that hasn't been released because the 'media' has said it's bad…even though they haven't seen it either? Thanks for the informed opinion.

  42. anthony says – reply to this


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    JESSICA IS SEXY HOT & GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Laura says – reply to this


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    I totally thought that was Scary Love!!

  44. caiten says – reply to this


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    those extensions look a bit wooly…

  45. bitter says – reply to this


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    i hate her

  46. lila says – reply to this


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    i thought that was brittany spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. LAURIE says – reply to this


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    jESSICA IS ADORABLE…….. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER MOVIES…..SWEET!

  48. ryan rivercrest says – reply to this


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    papa joe is also very gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Tarawa says – reply to this


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    What a loser with an IQ of 40! She is just a manufactured artist who rode the shirt tails of others (Lachey, Mayer, etc.) to get noticed. I have not seen nor heard anything this woman has accomplished to warrant constant media attention. No #1 song (most were around #20) and her movies were released during periods of little or no competition. She puts here name on so many products that it rivals Disney. I once saw her in public and she has no natural beauty at all as compared to Jessica Alba, Laura Harris, Constance Zimmer, or Angie Harmon. Only a simpleton envies a person who is stupid for “acting cute and stupid.” The only two people admiring this woman are her gynecologist and dermatologist. Q: How do you confuse Jessica Simpson?
    A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

  50. Veek says – reply to this


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    I still think Jessica is a genuine human being and I don't think she deserve these negative feedback as she has dne nothing wrong. I know everybody is entitled to their opinion however compare to a lot of celebrities like Lindsay, Nicole, Paris, Vanessa etc to name a few even Cristina who did "Dirty" she's a
    goodie goodie and doesn't harm anyone.

  51. susan says – reply to this


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    I LO!VE HER

  52. susan says – reply to this


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    I LO!VE HER

  53. Kate says – reply to this


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    It's not true. If you go to sweetkisses.net you will find that an e-mail from her friend proves it to be wrong.

  54. Sophie California says – reply to this


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    Oh good Lord!!
    Jessica AND her equally as annoying and talentless younger sister both have albums out this year, then…? Or was Joe referring to Ashlee?

    Both sisters have gained plenty of extra press from who they've been dating. Come on! John Mayer got rid of this because he was sick of all the cameras following him around and the gossip and hopefully Pete Wentz will follow suit and do the same to the younger one who is totally with him just because he's the bass player in Fall Out Boy!
    They both need to ditch the Ken Paves hair extensions, too. Ashlee keeps wearing hats so that people don't notice the weaves and bad condition her hair is in. Jessica's hair looks like a cheap wig in that photo.

  55. Hannah says – reply to this


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    i love her hair here.

  56. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    damn, this girl got fugly QUICK!!!!!!!!!

  57. she says – reply to this


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    we all have bad hair days sometimes…

  58. irene says – reply to this


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    your all morons they were on her coat tails she dropped nick cause he was pig and was after porn stars and john mayer never had so much attention!! shes beautiful and can sing you should all look in the mirror!!!!

  59. maggie cassandra says – reply to this


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    im sure you guys look like angels all the time :|
    god, so judgemental, at least shes not in rehab
    or going to jail. haha get a cluuuuuuue.

  60. CHARLOTTE says – reply to this


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    HER AND JEWEL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON…BOTH OF THEIR MUSICAL CAREERS ARE OVER…SHE NEEDS TO START WORKING FOR SCHICK DOING RAZOR COMMERCIALS…

  61. Grandpa Munster says – reply to this


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    What the hell happened to her hair??? It's looks like a rat's nest!

  62. john says – reply to this


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    she is mad hott!!!! she should soo marry me!!!!! come to me britany!!!!ILY

  63. Tabitha says – reply to this


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    Julie,

    If you see the trailer for Blonde Ambition, you will see why Daddy does not want to release it. It's horrible. Trust it's going straight to dvd if it's released at all!

  64. Tabitha says – reply to this


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    Julie,

    If you see the trailer for Blonde Ambition, you will see why Daddy does not want to release it. It's horrible. Trust me it's going straight to dvd if it's released at all!

  65. Aeryn says – reply to this


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    YET ANOTHER TALENTLESS WHORE WITH HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE A MASTODON CARCASS!

  66. Michelle says – reply to this


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    She should just crawl into a hole and go away. She can't sing and she can't act.

  67. winkyslinky says – reply to this


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    Let's wish her some luck, with the way her father interferes it's no wonder her life is like it is, still she's much classy than all those jail ho's

  68. Julie says – reply to this


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    Tabitha, again - I haven't seen the movie, so I can't comment on whether I thought it was good or bad. I can only comment on what I have seen and as I originally said I didn't think Jessica's acting was too bad in Employee of the Month - definately better than what I could pull off so I'm not going to sit here and bash her work.

  69. Bandito105 says – reply to this


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    The only time I liked her was when she was on that reality show with her then-husband. She was FANTASTIC with him on that show. Her singing? I have no interest.

  70. Suzanne Ellison says – reply to this


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    Haven't been able to stand her for years! scary broad

  71. tom says – reply to this


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    Wow, Perez…you really are a bitchy little thing, aren't you? And how dare you touch Victoria Beckham's breast…I'm surprised she didn't slap your face….I would have.

  72. D Alexander says – reply to this


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    She cant act or sing very well. But that does not seem to stop many these days.

  73. Lynn says – reply to this


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    Do you haters look fantastic in every picture someone takes of you? Jessica moved on from Nick and never used him to help sell her CD or to do an interview to "explain" why she divorced him. SHE HAS ALWAYS ASKED FOR HER PRIVACY on the matter. Whereas Nick did everything in his power to use her and their breakup to sell his CD and even had to bring her name up in his latest interivew with OK Magazine. Nick will use her whenever he wants the publicity. Face facts without Jessica a part of Newlyweds, Nick would have been just another boring boy bander making a reality show. As for Mayer he got what he wanted and that was media attention being with Jessica. How much did you know about Mayer before Jessica hooked up with him? Not much I bet. Jessica will find her other half and in the meantime will keep busy working as she has been doing these past years. No one has paid her way!

  74. perez boi says – reply to this


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    hell im waiting for the best selling dvd of all time,

    its called mtv's dirty secont with nick and jessica unrated,

    maybe her an djohn need to make a mtv show about there life together :)

  75. Jillian says – reply to this


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    get a new picture–you used that 2 posts ago. she doesn't look sloppy, she looks like every other normal person only she has a camera in her face 24/7.

  76. Cucumber says – reply to this


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    She's what we say over here as 'Gone lah, gone!" No hope to ever helping this poor girl! She should just stay home or get married and have a couple of kids, before she suddenly turns 50 and still trying to look like she's 20. Ekk!

  77. kate says – reply to this


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    wow. you guys are such a huge pack of bitter, critical, nasty, negative losers. where do you people come from? you all scare me.

  78. L says – reply to this


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    Before Papa Joe talks about that "oscar" he thinks Jessica is going to get in the near future, let's talk about how much she SUCKS at acting. These are the only awards she will be seeing in the near future. Nominated Razzies: WORST Actress for Employee of the Month, Dukes of Hazzard Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Supporting Actress. So she can keep on getting nominated in the "razzie" category but she won't be seeing globes or academy awards. That is laughable.
    Oh and Lynn.. John didn't need to be splashed in the pages of magazines by being with Jessica. He was already well known being a 5 time Grammy winner and all. That is called TALENT which Jessica Simpson would know nothing about because she is not good at anything she does. He clearly was uncomfortable with the attention. She loved it because she needed it to get by.

  79. Keepin Real says – reply to this


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    #75 Spare us with Jessica Simpson and her integrity. Integrity and Simpson don't go together. She couldn't use the divorce for sympathy because she was the one that f*cked up! If she could have, she would have. She used her relationship with Nick for fame, from the time they hooked up, to their marriage. Mayer used her ass, literally.He had fame, but not to the level it is now. All it took was for him to start hanging around with a media whore, and now John Mayer is everywhere. Karma is a mutha!

  80. doughboy says – reply to this


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    Why do these white bitches get hair extensions? In the eighties and ninties we had to grow our own, and im a guy. "I wanna yank that shit right outta her hair"

  81. O'Really says – reply to this


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    Jessica is said to be very dirty about herself, ignorant about current issues of the day and very insecure about her looks…. she should be .

  82. vivian says – reply to this


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    I'd be looking for a new hair stylist! Ken Paves doesn't have the back bone to tell her she is a mess but laughes about it to his other clients.

  83. antoinette says – reply to this


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    Wow!! those clip in extensions look like crap!! you get what you pay for i guess…
    shes a bimbo…

  84. Nick says – reply to this


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    Her dad is a gay!

  85. tory says – reply to this


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    aweeeeeeee…leave jessica simpson alone. i can't wait for her new cd to come out.. wish her the best of luckkkk

  86. nick says – reply to this


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    A trainwreck without even taking drugs, how pathetic

  87. papajoe says – reply to this


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    He uses Accutane, not Proactiv. He dumps Proactiv on orphans in third world countries cause he knows it doesn't work!

    UGLY, ORANGE MAN, UGLY ORANGE MAN!

  88. lefty says – reply to this


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    Guess she has no ones coat tails to ride on to keep in the press…might as well try to spit our an album……..

  89. dina says – reply to this


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    nice hair …..not

  90. Playa Hater says – reply to this


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    Seriously, there are probably only two things that will save this has been's joke of a career:

    1. She gets back with Lachey and they come out with another lame after the divorce reality show. Of course, the chances of Lachey leaving VM…the odds are better on frogs wrapped in $100 bills expoding out of our asses.

    2. She convinces some poor Alist sap to date her and they release a sex tape.

    Go away please.

  91. cathy says – reply to this


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    Jessica is a beautiful talented funny young woman! She is classy & adorable! She will find someone who adores her for what she is which is LOTS!!!!!!!!!!! And that will be a lucky guy to have Jessica Simpson!…………………………. Look who Nick ended up with ( a slut) & Mayer wanted the publicity & he got it! What losers!

  92. KANE says – reply to this


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    I LOVE JESSICA!!!!

  93. lakashimi says – reply to this


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    oh thank goodness i've waited a long time to say this but i think i'm finally hotter than jessica simpson i thought that would never happen. perez i belive your hotter than her too!! i dont know if you dream about it but i think well finnally get a man hotter than nick lashit. what a acoplishment!!

  94. jennaj says – reply to this


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    She's Jessica Marley, you know, fugly love child of Bob Marley (sorry Bob RIP)

  95. macy says – reply to this


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    jessica looks amazing & she's the sweetest celebrity around. Not in jail or on drugs & takes real good care of her doggy. She'll make a great mother someday!

  96. Andrew Arthur says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez don't for get Pizza Hut and there buffalo chicken pizza. Is it real buffalo Jess?

  97. sille says – reply to this


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    I´ve never understood why anyone would want to buy her music, the way she half-moans her songs sounds so bad… I mean, usually you say that a good singer makes it sound effortless but Simpson really seems to be the opposite.. Well in Europe people know her from her whacked show on MTV and that´s basically it… She´s a complete retard…. :S

  98. sam says – reply to this


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    the reason i like her music is because jessica is a dam good singer and has a terrific voice.

  99. Pat says – reply to this


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    That weave looks like an rats ass. She is such a stupid ass. No way will I buy a shitty CD from this loser nor will I every look at another movie with her in it.
    I am sick of this stupid hack. They made a big mistake overexposing her and thinking if they hook her up with John Mayer that will do it…no it didn't. Shame on John Mayer for allowing someone to use him like that. I started believe John had a low IQ just like Jessica.

  100. chloe says – reply to this


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    she should just get the hell back to nick, coz its been talked about and spread around enough about how much she regrets splitting, and just stop the madness. stop the acting its just making her look even more stupid, boycott all movies this woman is in its the only way to stop the madness! start making records again, we liked you then! or better still a couple of nick n jess juniors!

    love ya.xx

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