A Royal Pain

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Queen Elizabeth is trying to prevent 'that' BBC documentary on her for airing.

Biyatch!

Posted: Jul 29, 2007 at 1:42 pm / Email this »

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yo mama says – reply to this

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old bags r hot!
Gross, Perez. says – reply to this

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Perez,
You have sunk too low here. She is the Queen. Show some respect!!!!
tommee boom boXXX says – reply to this

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wouldn't be watching anything on the family anyway. BLEH
H7 says – reply to this

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C'mon, Perez. Gross.
OFED says – reply to this

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dude no come on i am a big fan of yours but i think you shouldnt go their just take the whitespot of her but besides that she does look mean
El$* says – reply to this

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show some respect for the Queen!
barbara says – reply to this

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i kinda dont like her, i kno shes the queen and all but its always like shes got something up her ass. some royals are down to earth but her….
Becca says – reply to this

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what a dumb old whore. why not be alive when the world learns the truth about you…. otherwise they will just wait until she's dead. She's like 200 so it can't be much longer.
joeyOh says – reply to this

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WoW she really got old looking…NEXT
col says – reply to this

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second! shes an old bat anywho!
always first says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTT ALWAYS BIYATCHHES!!!!!!!
andabananacognac bitch! says – reply to this

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HEY Lay off Liz! Shes my girl. Just spent a year in the UK and I have nothing but respect for her and old Tony. LAY OFF, she can do what she wants shes the effin Queen!!!!
sochedx says – reply to this

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dude no come on i am a big fan of you and its cool there is no bounderies but come on she is kinda old just take the white spot off
Christoffer says – reply to this

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Secooond!! from sweden
Christine says – reply to this

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Why does she still try to portray the perfect family?? They're as dysfunctional if not more, than the rest of us!! Perhaps more… I don't know many people who have tried to off their ex-wife. QE 2 has got to go. I'd like to see William marry Kate and revamp the monarchy.
shocked says – reply to this

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OMG Perez she is old, i am all up for you going there but i think she is just besides good gossip. just take the white spot off and its all cool she does look mean
GareBear says – reply to this

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Hey P..would you put a cum shot on your grand-mothers pic? do the comentary wipe her chin.
Marc says – reply to this

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This old washed up bitch. I would love to see a throw down between Perez and Dusty Twat Liz..Which one is the bigger queen? I bet Perez would win!
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Ok Perez, that is over the line. A cum dribble on the Queen??? You are setting yourself up for a nasty little afterlife.
Christine says – reply to this

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Do you people realise that she honestly thinks she's above us all. You're not supposed to turn your back to her. When you leave her presence you have to walk backwards until your out of her view. Does she not shit and fart like the rest of us? What a royal pain in the ass! Pompous blowhole!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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SHUTUP, damn wannabees…the white pen is hillarious
perezzer says – reply to this

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perez remove th0se white spots n that biyatch. to0 mean. sh0w some respects for the r0yal.
Joey Jack says – reply to this

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a new low

If you read the article you'd see that she may actually have a valid reason.

Do you just mine the internets for headlines and write things based on that alone?

You should consider working for Rupert Murdoch…or Fox News.

Get some self esteem and show respect.
Victoria says – reply to this

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When is it suppost to air?
Marcel says – reply to this

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Mario, take that down or remove the b. comment. You have gone to far.
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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It's not because she's royal–she's a grandmother.
trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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Oh shut the fuck up … who the fuck cares about some old hag?? I thought she was dead… The only queen I bow to is "' The Queen of All Media"…
Holla!

www.trapitossucios.com
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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Agree with Perez. Royalty doesn't deserve any more respect than drug dealers. They both leech on other peoples life (drug dealers) and tax money (royalty).
Joey Jack says – reply to this

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sunny sam take your head out of your ass

If YOU read the article and surrounding stories you'd probably understand WHY the monarchy was pissed off.

You can't take an established entity and fuck around with it by using 'editing" trickery to make someone look like an ass.

Maybe you can do it on reality TV shows.. but I think that if you're the queen of England, and the commonwealth.. maybe.. JUST maybe she should receive not special treatment.. but fair treatment.
hungland says – reply to this

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The Queen is so nice

www.hungland.com
Prince Phillip says – reply to this

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ok is it just me or is my wife HOT HOT HOT or what???????
SHAGging her is my favorite pastime, well besides doing camilla in the butt!!
Bolshoi says – reply to this

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Send the bitch to Russia - the only country that knows how to treat royalty !
Prince Phillip says – reply to this

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ok is it just me or is my wife HOT HOT HOT or what???????
SHAGging her is my favorite pastime, well besides doing camilla in the butt!!
We are not normal ppl, our blood is royal and that makes us better than everyone
Janine says – reply to this

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I would have cared but she was such a bitch to Princess Diana! She deserves it all! You go Perez!
Don Mega says – reply to this

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Perez,

I'm a big fan, but you crossed the line. It's the Queen Of England! You gotta take the white spots off. Royalty doesn't do blow jobs.
Barrinton Smythe the third says – reply to this

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Gone too far Perez. She is the Reigning Monarch of the United Kingdom, also Head of State in so many Comonwealth countries.
You are entitled to your opinions but in this case you may be offending many millions of people.
Clean the picture up.
raul says – reply to this

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there's no such a thing as a queenor any sacred cows! royalties should had come to and end one century ago… this woman and ll her relatives live their luxurious life with the taxes of the people.. what a shame , what a mentality so third world country in a nation that i supposed to be advanced..tsk tsk tsk!
PerezISmyGUILTYpleasure says – reply to this

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That's pretty ballsy with the white pen. You may come to regret that. Definitely fodder for "Easily Offended…"
Pathetic, Perez says – reply to this

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It's one thing to razz on celebrities, but this is the Queen. Show some respect.
Barrinton Smythe the third says – reply to this

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Here is a challenge for you Perez. As you think you are so brave by insulting an old lady & an entire nation.Why not show how brave you really are by posting up a pictur showing Mohamed with the same white dribble. Go on I double dog dare you.
bicplayer says – reply to this

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now why should perez show respect to the queen of GB???
its not his queen….
Ell says – reply to this

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GET THE WHITE SPOT OFF.

Perez that's not even funny, your such a nob sometimes. That will offend so many people in Great Britain why bother, and in Australia and lots of other countries, i can't believe you have done this. For once i'm not laughing it's pathetic.
di says – reply to this

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i think the white spot is out of order, but she has the power to prevent something she doesnt like from airing, cos shes the queen!!!
di says – reply to this

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#42 i agree, i thinks its disrespectful
Lakashimi says – reply to this

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN BITCHES!! the queen is a very privet person if she doent want a documentery on her becasue she feels that it's not how she wanted to be portrayed she's the mother fucking toe sucking QUEEN!! RESPECT!
alexis says – reply to this

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She is trying to prevent it because they are airing inaccurate stuff about her. They showed a clip of her walking into a photo shoot and said that it was her storming out of the shoot. They are misrepresenting her. Read the damn articles you post before you just place judgement on things. You should be judging the liars who are directing the documentary. It's not like I'm this huge fan of Queen E either but I am a huge fan of the truth and true reporting. Not muckraking individuals, gluttons I might add, who try to steal fame from others misfortune. And btw…do you believe in Karma? Because you'll get yours.
Miss Moody says – reply to this

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Show some respect!! She's pushing 1000
always first says – reply to this

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I'm such a pathetic loser my entire life revolves around trying to be
FIRSTTTTTTT ALWAYS BIYATCHHES!!!!!!!
hot damn says – reply to this

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Id tap that.
Becky says – reply to this

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My God. WHO CARES!!???!!!??!!!
Julie Wood says – reply to this

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Headline: Perez Hilton "accidentally" killed by the paparazzi in a tunnel in London!
Jorge Florez says – reply to this

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Looooooooove the cum on her face…How dare you Perezzzz??? Ha ha ha..
Royals are so last century…They have no business bossing around other people [their so called ¨subjects¨] in the new millenium…
Jane says – reply to this

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How dare you call a QE2 a bitch? Perez you are a pig.
Chereth Cutestory says – reply to this

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Perez reveals his amazing ignorance again.

This person has served her country as Queen for over 50 years. She swore in Winston Churchill as her first prime minister, and 10 others in the following years. She led her country through WW2. She worked as a mechanic during WW2. And when all of the recent royals (Fergie, Diana, Charles, Camilla, etc) paraded their affairs and adulteries in the media, she was one of the few of them to retain her dignity.

She is an elderly lady in the twilight years of her life, trying to hold onto a crumbling institution that is all she has ever known. She has devoted her life to the service of the British people. She has sacrificed more than you could ever imagine in the name of her people, including all semblance of a private life.

And you draw cum stains on her mouth and call her a bitch.
Schmoogie says – reply to this

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She is not amused.
Hey, can i borrow those earrings?
longlivethequeen says – reply to this

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She get enought bad press from people/press twisting things around. Why would she allow a biography about her to air if they are present her in an untruthful manner?? And you're calling her a biyatch Perez??
longlivethequeen says – reply to this

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She gets enough bad press from people/press twisting things around. Why would she allow a biography about her to air if they are present her in an untruthful manner?? And you're calling her a biyatch Perez?? You're such a tool!
Shelby says – reply to this

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Awww, come on, get rid of the white marks on her face! Not because she's the Queen, I don't give a crap about royalty, but out of respect for the elderly! This is just wrong.
Alien Lizard Zorg says – reply to this

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Come back to the Mothership.
Mr. Dee says – reply to this

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Not only is she the Queen, she is eighty.. Pick your battles Perez and stick to vapid Hollyweird types that you so emulate, not old monarchs.
Perezisstr8 says – reply to this

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I hate the queen! As a God-fearing, self-respecting, Irish American I must commend you on the cum dribbles but it would have been better if you put a cock in her mouth! Anyone who sticks up for her or respects her should realize that she is the matriarch of the largest, laziest, welfare receiving, family in the world!!! Old Bitch!
dgaf says – reply to this

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i hate that nasty BITCH. DIE ALREADY HOE!
bagonzers says – reply to this

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seriously….the queen? i'm sure there is something better to talk about. but, then, look at the response and that's really what it's all about - right?
rule Britannia says – reply to this

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Mind your manners, numbnuts. No one disrespects the Queen of my country and gets away with it.
Nat says – reply to this

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She's a wet dishrag!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Oh I just LOVE that naughtly little bitch of a queen!!! You Rock Liz!
Grandpa Munster says – reply to this

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Heh heh heh… I'd do her!
ViOLeT says – reply to this

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Hey! She's the bloody Queen, she can do whatever the hell she wants. That's supposed to be one of the perks of being a Queen. You should know that by now Perez!
ron says – reply to this

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You disgusting Cuban phaggot!!!!!! You dirty fat spic.. you have no respect for the monarchy but as I Canadian you have just fired a shot at my country's heritage. I hope you die of ass cancer Mario..I really do. This goes beyond being bitchy at celebrities. You have just shat on The UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and 30 other commonwealth countries. i fucking hate cubans!!!!!!
Royalist says – reply to this

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HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR QUEEN…..YOU FAT PRICK!!!!
JEEZ says – reply to this

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SHOW SOME RESPECT!
British Pat says – reply to this

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wow Perez how to turn a whole nation of people against you in one morning, you must have a death wish or something, if you want to pick on a figure head pick on your own president and see how long it is before they come and have words with you. Perez we love your site but please lose the white pen its childish. P.S yes we know you dont give a shit
Audrey says – reply to this

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Wow, you got a lotta Balls Perez
on your chin.

Show some respect, this is not Britney Spears, this is the Queen of England.
disgusted says – reply to this

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this is disgraceful i should only hope that when you become an elder someone draws nonsense all over your face and posts it on the internet
Jane says – reply to this

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Disgusting - absolutely disgusting. You should be ashamed.
Lottie says – reply to this

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It's not true that you have to walk backwards. I've met her and walked away from her. Very nice she is too. So what if I'm a posh English girl, at least I know more about the Monarchy than half of the Americans who have commended you on this. It's part of our culture, we love the queenie like Perez loves his super size McDonalds.

Not just turning a whole nation against you but a whole Commonwealth, Uk, Canada, half of Africa, Australia, New Zealand…silly billy.
Lottie says – reply to this

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Not all of you of course, a lot of you are lovely, and very respectful, but the exceptions…eugh.
Miss_Kate says – reply to this

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For someone whom apparently loves Canada & Canadians so much, Perez, I am disappointed in you. Remember: Canada's a member of the British Commonwealth. Elizabeth II is also CANADA's Queen, and is much loved. Her life has been of service to her subjects.

Don't disrespect the Queen. Not cool.
Princess Mags says – reply to this

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Queen Elizabeth is the queen B. She kicks ass.
NYC says – reply to this

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Far more class in her little finger than you will ever have. The Queen is a decent lady, leave her alone you fucking peasant
MZ says – reply to this

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Okay some perspective here Lord Hilton. I think you need to let your readers know that the BBC documentary was misleading in its editing and quite apart from the fact that it showed Her Majesty making comments taken out of context but also seemingly reversed the sequence of events around the shoot.
I would think an apology was in order.
Commonwealth girl. says – reply to this

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Perez - I can't believe you drew on the Queen! Give her a set of antlers or something, not drool!!!
King Leonidas says – reply to this

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To say that our love for the queen is like Perez loves his super size McDonalds, Is a slight Understatment its more like the love of our mother as to insult the queen to most of us is the same as insulting our mother or family. The men and women of the Commonwealth Armed services would lay down there life for the Queen. So this is rather a huge insult to many people of alot of nations. yes we know you like to push bounders and you never regret what you write but for the love of god remove the spunk stains from the face of the Queen before someone does something you might regret.
This isnt like picking on paris, spears or lohan where only they or there families get upset, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Ashlynn says – reply to this

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jeezzee this is the queeenn. SHOW RESPECT!
carrie says – reply to this

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calling her a name is really unnesecairy,
i'm on your site all the time and i love it,
but you've gone too far,
show some respect
Brian Davies says – reply to this

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Was a big fan of yours until this. Too bad you had to go there……….
peter says – reply to this

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you fat ugly latino queenn hope you suffer for this
dani says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton is getting old and losing his audience because he is so mean and disrespectful. The real news sites have reported the truth about that… from both the Queen's people and Annie L… but that Perez has trouble with truth and therefore not likely to be seen on this site. I haven't been here in months and came to see if anything has changed… it has not.. he is still an Ass!
ceci says – reply to this

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who cares #2 her ass still stinks…..dirty old rag
Victoria L. says – reply to this

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Have some bloody respect for HRH, she's served her country for all these years (do you recall WW2??) You would'nt put that cumshot on your nan's face, that's out of order…get your facts straight.
Queen Elizabeth says – reply to this

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Suck It Bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Queen OUT!
A Lorie says – reply to this

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FROM airing, idiot
You are a dick. says – reply to this

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How dare you. Show somerespect you sick fuck. Go sucks Bush's little dick
jesus.. says – reply to this

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I am embarassed to be an American right now. You should never ever insult a freaking Queen. What the hell is the matter with you you big fat pig.
Christine says – reply to this

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That's 2007. Why should he show respect to someone just because she has got some stupid title? Who cares if she's a Queen? As I said this is not 1th century.

Wake up people.
Rubypout says – reply to this

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The queen has dignity she doesn't try to "prevent" anything….
Shes honest and open with her opinion not snidey and sneaky…thats reserved for her son.
You have to have respect for her, she's the most down to earth royal england has ever had….
And half of you ignorant american f*cks are talking out of your asses
Camilla says – reply to this

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Is this old bag ever going to die?!? I want to run around naked in Buckingham Palace! Finally I'll get some! See ya' bitches!!!!!!!! : )
peter says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOUR A CUNT
SGC says – reply to this

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Dude you are the Biyatch!
nite says – reply to this

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perez u do shizz like this n we know tht ur media whoring and trying so hard 2 b controversial will only get u as far as when we get bored with u and find some other thing to do……….when some other blog of the moment or something comes up………..man she is like 80 or something and represents millions of people,fuck with her n fuck with that,i love this page cos it is up 2 dat but man u r gross in so many ways

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