Caption Me: He Likes Them Easy

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   haha

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   not 1st

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   Firsttttttttt!

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   first

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   Aww how nice…a celeb having fun with his fans and nothing more.

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   what the hell?

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   FIRST …
   who cares he looks like a cum sucking LOOSEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   or not first.. lol

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   FIRST

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    Trallallallalllalla

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    he does look fug there

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    FIRST.

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    he's so fulgly fug fug

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    What did John Mayer do? Why is he known?

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    FIRST !

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    Nice O face!! He is so fug.

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    i hate him now, bitch

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    lol whore

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    oh john!

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    I wish I was there…sigh.

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    when the fuck did john mayer become such a douche? oh wait, he was always a douche. A least we know there's no way he can drown - his giant head has to qualify as a flotation device. Now that I mention it, it looks like there are several other flotation devices sitting behind him.

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    John looks hot! I think that these girls are pretty lucky.

23. caroline says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what the heck is that face? must say lucky bitches!

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    my local pool has hotter women than that…HE IS AN EAST-COAST BITCH!!!

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    People who just write "First" in comments on a blog are annoying. If you really want to be the first person to comment on a blog that bad then write your own fuckin blog. Get a life. Nice to see John having fun with fans.

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    He looks different wet.

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    Give the guy a break! The lame fan who posted this picture!

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    Chics posting sound jealous bc he's surronded by tuna. What? Do you guys wish the tuna was surrounding U?

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    Damn you Perez…you don't know what you just did to those fans in the picture. I don't think you posted it with the owners consent. I hope you get your ass sued…maybe a little jail time will do you good…you'll definetly becomes someone's bitch.

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    John is looks super hot! If you want to see the picture in its entirety, …go to tryjm.blogspot.com.

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    Looks like John is having fun with his fans! I would love to meet him too!

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    Ummm is a dude bowing him under the water? I thought he was gay?

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    He seems like he has a great personality and isn't afraid to show it in front of fans.

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    This dude has a GIANT head! I wonder how he holds it up out of the water? Maybe he can use the boobs as flotation devices.

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    The word's biggest douche bag.

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    Wish I was in there with him! He must be having fun on his cruise!!!

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    man it's sad i thought he had some respect…… well from right to left…. FAT… cheep… attention whore…fake and just whats to go home and say "yeah i blew john mayer"…has no idea who he is….and the girl in the water…SORRY BUT YOU ARE SOO UGLY. and what is john pointing at you say? well it's his career that's out to sea.

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    Lets see, I can either bone down only with airhead J. Simpson and then have to listen to her whine. Or I can bone down an any girl I want.

    J Mayer is smarter than I thought. LOL

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    eww not hot
    more like stripper cheesy

40. Smitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is butt ugly! Who would do him… other than Jessica and Papa Joe? Fuck John Mayo!

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    john mayer is the ultimate fug. my exboyfriend is in love with him, and they can choke each other with their guitar strings.

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    lucky bitches

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    whats that out his mouth…..it looks like cum.

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    Is he peeing in that pool?

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    i wish i had been there…:(

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    I wonder how much he paid each girl to pose with him for the picture.

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    I'd drink his pool water (if that other bitch wasn't in it)

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    Damn JOhn looks hot when wet! He's been working out, nice triceps!! Yum for the tum

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    Wed, dry; he's a sexy beast.

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    I am jelouse. Would love to meet him.

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    He's hot. Looks much better with the blonde blowup doll attached to his ankles.

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    What he is actually saying is…………"Fuck these bitches, I want that GUY over there!"

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    Looks better WITHOUT the blonde blowup doll attached to his ankles.

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    give him an reality show already for chrissakes.

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    GrAViTY…it's (not) bringing me down (when I'm in the water). douche

56. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If I was him, I would bang every hot chick I could get my hands on and dick in. Isn't that what being a rock star is all about?
    Condoms are a must!

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    I wish I was the girl behind him…I would love to feel his muscles.

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    Look at all the love John's getting…he deserves it.

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    i would give anything to be one of those girls.. im crying inside

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    Is he trying to prove something? Gosh, he looks like a dork that just happened upon the Hawaiian Tropics chicks, and tricked them into a photo with him.

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    John is such a clown! I'm sure he knew this picture would be posted and seen by people, so he totally played it out, the rockstar.

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    Memo to Jessica Simpson, your body wasn't a wonderland. John sure didn't waste anytime getting over your stanky ass. I actually feel sorry for you now. I would hate to be you right now..he's looking more alive with random girls, than when he was with you. He looks happy…and lets not forget your ex-husband, Nick Lachey…he's practically remarried now! Jessica, these men have proved that your snatch isn't memorable

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    Umm, those girl's look nothing like the hawaiin tropics girls. But they do look like they are having fun. And John looks like he is having fun too…I'm sure he doesn't need to force anybody to take a picture with him…just watch him at his concerts..the man it talented.

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    Please, like the girl who posted this didn't know that other fans were going to see it and that perez wasn't going to post this on his website…yeah right!

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    WOW! John sure has a great smile on his face. If I were one of those groupie girls, I sure would be in heaven.

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    I think John's been working out….he sure looks terrific and healthier from a few years ago.

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    Alright, john is officially a guitar god! LOL!

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    there all ugly men.

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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvAf92K6Les

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    a picture says a million words….

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    why are there so many haters? he is very talented and if you don't know why then you are just oblivious. he's also really funny and cool - and he sounds amazing live!

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    Awwww, they look like they're having a good time. I'd rather see this than the fucked up pix of Shitney & Co. or be terrified by Carrot OverTheTop freakoid.

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    John is a celebrity now and people always seem to put more emphasis on his personal life, (especially if the current issue involves women), over his extrodinary talent, which should always be the highlight of John, instead of the way he looks in a photo with some girls…blah

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    this is just trash this post…a waste of space! Nice picture of John and his fans…nothing more.

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    He secretly wants to rip the Portly One's ass open there on the end.

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    John at the pool…*daydreams*…

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    Oh my god! I wish I was there!
    john is hot but above all this, he is trully talented , very smart and funny!
    Love him…
    The only mistake he made was date chestica simpson..argh…that dumbass!

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    OMG HE IS SO FREAKIN FUGLY. HE HAS THE UGLIEST EYES AND FACE. NOTHING CAN COVER THAT UGLY SHIT UP!

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    He's at the TOPLESS Morea Beach club ($50 for guys to get in) at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas and not ONE of those broads is TOPLESS? WTF? Time to move to Hard Rock Hotel for Sunday Rehab party!

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    I think This douche bag is saying I'll get stupid to blow me now and dumb ass Jessica to blow me tonight, I'm a celeb I can do what I want and I sure as hell don't respect these easy slutty woman. Taking a picture like this he is trying to prove he is not with Jessica Slutson but he is still with her-she's desperate.

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    How much did he pay for the women?

82. Joey M from the shy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Dude everyone knows John is gay ! Hello

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    jesus he looks like a douche in ever picture taken of him. what the fuck is his problem seriously? does mayar never practice his posing in the fucking mirror cause he really needs to…not photogenic at all.

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    he looks like Kevin from "The Wonder Years"

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    I'd hit it! (Mayer, I mean)

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    Sad and pathetic.

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    Where's the men's room?

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    He never looked happy with Jessica. Funny how he can look so happy with anyone else. What the hell is that all about. I think he is still with her to he seem sick in the head. Men like that seem to flock to weak, low self esteem females.

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    Those are some seriously conceited whores.

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    They look very cheap. He is fug anyway so who cares– * shudder *

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    I am one of the girls in the photograph and think it is PATHETIC that people are actually commenting on this… it was not submitted by ANY of the girls in the photo. We went to Vegas for a few days and John happened to be at our hotel. We hung out with him for TWO HOURS at the pool. He is cool as shit, give us and him a break PLEASE. And Perez— I thought you were a little better than that.

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    Cheep - why weren't you topless?

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    It's like he's a fag hag magnet or something…weird.

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    wow!

    john is popular why have jessica he can have all them.

    sometimes i wish i was famous as said in kid rocks song

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    These girls are all very pretty. Are you and your five best girlfriends better looking? Obviously you aren't more fun since you spend all your time here bashing hot chicks.

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    he's not cute/hot at all, i don't see what's the big fuss about him.

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    vaaaaaaagina party!

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    Oh and "Cheep" must be the fug girl in the picture.

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    I just don't get this boy-boy crooner. Does he have a magical cock or something?

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     Hey #37, that might be one of the funniest comments i have ever read.

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