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How Long Until He Starts Dating Britney???

Filed under: Jesse Metcalfe

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A little thing called rehab is not going to stop Jesse Metcalfe from partying!

The unemployed actor and recovering addict hit up Hollywood hotspot Les Deux this past weekend.

Good luck with your music career, buddy! It's gonna be huge! A huge FAILURE.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

78 comments to “How Long Until He Starts Dating Britney???”

  1. jo says – reply to this


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    eww mess

  2. kelly says – reply to this


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    not first

  3. steven says – reply to this


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    urgh

  4. Erin Peep says – reply to this


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    Shame Shame
    He used to be so hot.

  5. caiti says – reply to this


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    He's still hott.

  6. dora,greece says – reply to this


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    first

  7. kayli says – reply to this


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    I don't get what Perez's problem is with this guy. He doesn't seem that bad

  8. Tiff says – reply to this


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    he's cute heh

  9. Jackie says – reply to this


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    what a fag.

  10. Diamond Rain says – reply to this


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    Take that shirt off Jesse! You're giving SRV a bad name!

  11. Karin says – reply to this


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    They'd be perfect for each other!

  12. JohnnyS says – reply to this


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    Hot Mess…

  13. Jason says – reply to this


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    he may be a mess, but he's a yummy mess.

  14. themexcellentone says – reply to this


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    who even gives a flying fuck about this guido anymore?

    he can't act, he probably can't sing…

    why waste time on him, perezito????

  15. Maja says – reply to this


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    Such boring "news"!

    I'd rather see the rest of the white dress the girl on the right is wearing. Can you do that for me please Perez? Pretty please with a cherry on top..

  16. always first says – reply to this


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    FIRST ALL U FUCKERS!

  17. UKer says – reply to this


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    He is ugly inside and out.
    the guy is a joke , he should styart dating Jody Marsh , they's make a great couple.
    she's a cunt and he's a dick.

  18. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    BLACK HAIRED BITCHES ARE HOT!!!

  19. pluswhat says – reply to this


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    Perez, I think you're just jealous.
    IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.
    'Cause you just dog him TOO MUCH.
    LOOK AT THAT BEEF!!!!!
    I know you see it!!

  20. perezzer says – reply to this


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    he's hot anyway..hot mess

  21. stefjwin says – reply to this


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    Nice package in those jeans. He may be toxic, but he's HOT.

  22. tommee boom boXXX says – reply to this


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    HOT

  23. Marc says – reply to this


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    Toxic…maybe…Hot…HELL YEA!

  24. tracy says – reply to this


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    he might be toxic but one thing i do know is…… he's real good lookin

  25. Smitty says – reply to this


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    Love HIM!!

  26. Hannah says – reply to this


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    he's ecky

  27. nyc says – reply to this


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    I met at Marquee in New York…He was super nice and cool.. friendly to everyone who came up to him.

    No idea why you are such a hater on him….

    Good luck to you Jesse

  28. nadia says – reply to this


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    Hahaha jesse is a loser!!!!!!!!!

  29. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    Call ur agent, get outta the bars and stop losing weight dude time's awastin' Get A Job… you've still got it ! Gud Luck

  30. Whateverr says – reply to this


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    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
    MAYBE PEREZ HATES HIM FOR THAT FACT
    THAT JESSE THREATENED TO KILL PEREZ!!!! JESSE
    IS PYSCHO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ IS AWESOME!!!

  31. princess says – reply to this


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    say what ya want perez, that is some yuuummmmy man candy there….Omg I would so drink his old bath water and lick his sweaty feet. Confess u know you want him too La Hilton!!!
    :)
    :p

  32. miss k says – reply to this


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    i wouldn't be at all shocked if the mystery man britney went out with last night was jesse. the two of them deserve each other.

  33. Brittany says – reply to this


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    he is f-ing hot. I think it is just now he does not have a booming career people are like eww go away. EVERYONE DOES DRUGS IN HOLLYWOOD. i mean lindsay, brit, nicole richie, paris… i mean yall are ridiculous to think this guy.. who is fricking hott.. should get with britney spears

  34. Hubris says – reply to this


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    Why are they letting this guy in to Les Deux??? I'm eagerly awaiting the footage of him getting denied. Who is this guy, really? He did a brief stint on the modern day Melrose Place, come on!!! Move on buddy…..it's over let the unibrow come back in

  35. elle says – reply to this


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    nothing will stop him considering i was at the mondrian on saturday and he was with hollywood promoter Susan Blackmon who was such a cool chick and jesse was all over the place with coke falling out of his nose till he took a dip in the pool. Susan hanging with Jack (from some soap opera) definitely from the look on her face was looking embarressed to be with him. They went back up to the 5th floor after 4 or 5 drinks. Then while checking out this morning (on the 5th floor too) he physically threw her with his bare hands against the wall outside of his room where I heard her head bang against the wall he threw her at and fall to the floor. What the fuck could ANYONE do that was bad enough for him to touch a girl like that. Wait - he was probably 3 8 balls deep

  36. poor jesse says – reply to this


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    poor guy. he is a huge waste of space. maybe he can hook up with the diseased hooked nose paris hilton.
    Metcrabs and HIV-ton. Sorry I meant HIL-ton

  37. **Liz** says – reply to this


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    Wow….definitely thought that was Vanilla Ice for a min there…

  38. tk says – reply to this


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    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
    JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!

  39. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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    Is that Janice from Friends?

    You know Chandler Bing's girlfriend? You know

    Janice Litman Goralnik Hosenstein……………..LOL I'm hot for Janice!

  40. LL says – reply to this


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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvAf92K6Les

  41. lilbaybaydee says – reply to this


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    this guy was way hot when he was the pool boy he still holds a special place in my heart with that sexy chest he has… if he cant act he can come to my house and pretend

  42. del sol says – reply to this


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    him and britney would be a perfect couple….. their music careers could waste away together.

  43. MB says – reply to this


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    The male version of lindsay lohan.

  44. Rhi says – reply to this


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    'John TUcker Must Die!'??? 'Jesse Metcalfe Must Die!' more like…and why? just cos he's a total twatty knobhead…real waste of space and not even good looking….yucky….what's the point of him????

  45. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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    Is this little gnat still around? Someone hire him please & keep him busy working so he stays out of sight.

  46. Jackie says – reply to this


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    I went to middle school with that girl! her dad is CEO of yahoo!!!!

  47. tonya perry says – reply to this


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    he should have stayed on passions….oh wait that show is being cancelled…too bad desperate housewives didnt work out for you…and the movie career…stupid…. you and lindsay would make a good couple…maybe you should get a room in rehab together

  48. kelly says – reply to this


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    he may be an unemployed prick, but damn if he ain't fine!

  49. LU says – reply to this


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    who is this guy???? why is he claming he's famous….. lets cut'em out of the pic. PLEASE!!!!!!

  50. Sunni says – reply to this


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    where have I been?? I didn't know he went to rehab!!!!!!!! SIGH!!!!!!!!!!

  51. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this


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    Well, techinically, he doesn't look all that bad in this picture. Better than the ones before.

  52. imwondering says – reply to this


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    what did this guy act in? Or is he another reality tv show dropout?

  53. perez boi says – reply to this


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    thank god he is hiding them eyebrowes god they make me sick.

  54. ami says – reply to this


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    WHY do we hate him so much? I think he's HOT!!!!! Yum!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Cristal says – reply to this


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    I'd stil F'm, after he'd shave and take a STD test.

  56. faisha says – reply to this


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    someone please guide him to the rehab again.

  57. J says – reply to this


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    That fuckin' wannabe PHYSICALLY THREW MY SISTER OUT OF A HOTEL ROOM this morning because he thought he's fuckin' cool! FUCKHEAD-UR ALREADY A WASHED UP HAS BEEN so leave the common folk alone and get a fucking life.

  58. lupe says – reply to this


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    lol..this puto makes me laugh cuz he still think his famous ..

  59. Jay says – reply to this


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    I met him before he was tatally a dick! I understand why Perez hates him. I saw a girl that was a bit ovweight go up and tell him she was a huge fan and asked if she could get a picture with him and he told her to leave him the fuck alone that he just didnt want to bothered. Not 10 minutes later very good looking girl did the same thing and he let her have her picture taken and then talked to her for about 5 minutes. Hes a superfical asshole! Plus he got way drunk and made an ass of himself all night.

  60. jar says – reply to this


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    i met him twice, once while interning at US weekly. he was there for the shitty movie john tucker whatever. HE'S a huge POMPASS ASS> so perez, rock on.

  61. joel says – reply to this


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    i was hanging out with him @ the atlantis a few backs … he was drinking right along with me…

  62. lucky says – reply to this


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    dude.. i love this guy! he's super HOT!

  63. angie says – reply to this


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    he's still hott

  64. Cliff W says – reply to this


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    Leave him alone-he looks like hes packing 9 inches!!!!! mamas hungry!!

  65. ana says – reply to this


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    Atleast he's hot, Mr. Hilton…you can't say the same for yourself, asshole.

  66. pdonster2 says – reply to this


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    Who cares if he is a loser? I'd love to keep him chained up in my basement as a sex slave.

  67. JUNGLEKITTEN says – reply to this


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    He looks kinda like Jared Leto here!! VERY HOT!!!!

  68. Reek says – reply to this


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    Sad sad sad…. to think I use to find him hot!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. ok sorry I cant say more its just to dam funny

    P.S. Where did he puts his 2 kids again??? oh wait thats Britney not him… oh bah whats the diffrence!!!!!

  69. joey says – reply to this


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    douche or not id let him do me

  70. nite says – reply to this


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    perez has a huge crush on this guy it is so obvious perez admit it u wld give up half of ur earnings for a night of that pinga pounding ur ass………he is out of ur league deal with it……….u r so obsessed with him !

  71. www.myspace.com/aeberts says – reply to this


    71

    CAN U SAY:

    "KEVIN FEDERLINE 2" ???

  72. shaffie says – reply to this


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    send em over to the netherlands,thats one hot piece of ars

  73. Just admit it, perez. says – reply to this


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    You want this sexy mutherfucker and YOU KNOW IT.

  74. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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    HE'S A JOKE!

  75. C.C. says – reply to this


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    I'd Totally still do him!! lol

  76. Lizbeth says – reply to this


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    he came to McAllen Texas, about 3 months ago.. for a small club's opening. if you google my city.. youll be shocked.. it's a small town so having a club that eventually opens in a lapse of 3 months is not a big deal, but the fact taht a "celebrity" was able to come.. just screamed that he's totally desperate for money. I took pictures with him/of him. . . and he settled for 2k of cash just for the appearance. . . which wasn't paid to him, cus he left early to a strip club.. after asking for roaches, or any kind of stash to the bodyguard that was hired for him.

  77. DeeDee says – reply to this


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    Say what you will about him, but you can't deny the *fact* that he is…

    …SOO

    …EFFFFING

    ……..HOT!!!!!!

    Holy shit, I'd do him in a minute and I don't say that about many people. Don't deny it Perez - you feel the same way and only diss him because you know you shall never have the hotness that is Jesse.

  78. john says – reply to this


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    that girl to his left is reallly rich. her dad used to head yahoo. she does a lot of yay.