How Long Until He Starts Dating Britney???
Filed under: Jesse Metcalfe
A little thing called rehab is not going to stop Jesse Metcalfe from partying!
The unemployed actor and recovering addict hit up Hollywood hotspot Les Deux this past weekend.
Good luck with your music career, buddy! It's gonna be huge! A huge FAILURE.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:25 pm




eww mess
not first
urgh
Shame Shame
He used to be so hot.
He's still hott.
first
I don't get what Perez's problem is with this guy. He doesn't seem that bad
he's cute heh
what a fag.
Take that shirt off Jesse! You're giving SRV a bad name!
They'd be perfect for each other!
Hot Mess…
he may be a mess, but he's a yummy mess.
who even gives a flying fuck about this guido anymore?
he can't act, he probably can't sing…
why waste time on him, perezito????
Such boring "news"!
I'd rather see the rest of the white dress the girl on the right is wearing. Can you do that for me please Perez? Pretty please with a cherry on top..
FIRST ALL U FUCKERS!
He is ugly inside and out.
the guy is a joke , he should styart dating Jody Marsh , they's make a great couple.
she's a cunt and he's a dick.
BLACK HAIRED BITCHES ARE HOT!!!
Perez, I think you're just jealous.
IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.
'Cause you just dog him TOO MUCH.
LOOK AT THAT BEEF!!!!!
I know you see it!!
he's hot anyway..hot mess
Nice package in those jeans. He may be toxic, but he's HOT.
HOT
Toxic…maybe…Hot…HELL YEA!
he might be toxic but one thing i do know is…… he's real good lookin
Love HIM!!
he's ecky
I met at Marquee in New York…He was super nice and cool.. friendly to everyone who came up to him.
No idea why you are such a hater on him….
Good luck to you Jesse
Hahaha jesse is a loser!!!!!!!!!
Call ur agent, get outta the bars and stop losing weight dude time's awastin' Get A Job… you've still got it ! Gud Luck
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. Ewwww he's gross & disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
MAYBE PEREZ HATES HIM FOR THAT FACT
THAT JESSE THREATENED TO KILL PEREZ!!!! JESSE
IS PYSCHO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ IS AWESOME!!!
say what ya want perez, that is some yuuummmmy man candy there….Omg I would so drink his old bath water and lick his sweaty feet. Confess u know you want him too La Hilton!!!
:)
:p
i wouldn't be at all shocked if the mystery man britney went out with last night was jesse. the two of them deserve each other.
he is f-ing hot. I think it is just now he does not have a booming career people are like eww go away. EVERYONE DOES DRUGS IN HOLLYWOOD. i mean lindsay, brit, nicole richie, paris… i mean yall are ridiculous to think this guy.. who is fricking hott.. should get with britney spears
Why are they letting this guy in to Les Deux??? I'm eagerly awaiting the footage of him getting denied. Who is this guy, really? He did a brief stint on the modern day Melrose Place, come on!!! Move on buddy…..it's over let the unibrow come back in
nothing will stop him considering i was at the mondrian on saturday and he was with hollywood promoter Susan Blackmon who was such a cool chick and jesse was all over the place with coke falling out of his nose till he took a dip in the pool. Susan hanging with Jack (from some soap opera) definitely from the look on her face was looking embarressed to be with him. They went back up to the 5th floor after 4 or 5 drinks. Then while checking out this morning (on the 5th floor too) he physically threw her with his bare hands against the wall outside of his room where I heard her head bang against the wall he threw her at and fall to the floor. What the fuck could ANYONE do that was bad enough for him to touch a girl like that. Wait - he was probably 3 8 balls deep
poor guy. he is a huge waste of space. maybe he can hook up with the diseased hooked nose paris hilton.
Metcrabs and HIV-ton. Sorry I meant HIL-ton
Wow….definitely thought that was Vanilla Ice for a min there…
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
JESSE METH-CALFE!!!!!!
Is that Janice from Friends?
You know Chandler Bing's girlfriend? You know
Janice Litman Goralnik Hosenstein……………..LOL I'm hot for Janice!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvAf92K6Les
this guy was way hot when he was the pool boy he still holds a special place in my heart with that sexy chest he has… if he cant act he can come to my house and pretend
him and britney would be a perfect couple….. their music careers could waste away together.
The male version of lindsay lohan.
'John TUcker Must Die!'??? 'Jesse Metcalfe Must Die!' more like…and why? just cos he's a total twatty knobhead…real waste of space and not even good looking….yucky….what's the point of him????
Is this little gnat still around? Someone hire him please & keep him busy working so he stays out of sight.
I went to middle school with that girl! her dad is CEO of yahoo!!!!
he should have stayed on passions….oh wait that show is being cancelled…too bad desperate housewives didnt work out for you…and the movie career…stupid…. you and lindsay would make a good couple…maybe you should get a room in rehab together
he may be an unemployed prick, but damn if he ain't fine!
who is this guy???? why is he claming he's famous….. lets cut'em out of the pic. PLEASE!!!!!!
where have I been?? I didn't know he went to rehab!!!!!!!! SIGH!!!!!!!!!!
Well, techinically, he doesn't look all that bad in this picture. Better than the ones before.
what did this guy act in? Or is he another reality tv show dropout?
thank god he is hiding them eyebrowes god they make me sick.
WHY do we hate him so much? I think he's HOT!!!!! Yum!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd stil F'm, after he'd shave and take a STD test.
someone please guide him to the rehab again.
That fuckin' wannabe PHYSICALLY THREW MY SISTER OUT OF A HOTEL ROOM this morning because he thought he's fuckin' cool! FUCKHEAD-UR ALREADY A WASHED UP HAS BEEN so leave the common folk alone and get a fucking life.
lol..this puto makes me laugh cuz he still think his famous ..
I met him before he was tatally a dick! I understand why Perez hates him. I saw a girl that was a bit ovweight go up and tell him she was a huge fan and asked if she could get a picture with him and he told her to leave him the fuck alone that he just didnt want to bothered. Not 10 minutes later very good looking girl did the same thing and he let her have her picture taken and then talked to her for about 5 minutes. Hes a superfical asshole! Plus he got way drunk and made an ass of himself all night.
i met him twice, once while interning at US weekly. he was there for the shitty movie john tucker whatever. HE'S a huge POMPASS ASS> so perez, rock on.
i was hanging out with him @ the atlantis a few backs … he was drinking right along with me…
dude.. i love this guy! he's super HOT!
he's still hott
Leave him alone-he looks like hes packing 9 inches!!!!! mamas hungry!!
Atleast he's hot, Mr. Hilton…you can't say the same for yourself, asshole.
Who cares if he is a loser? I'd love to keep him chained up in my basement as a sex slave.
He looks kinda like Jared Leto here!! VERY HOT!!!!
Sad sad sad…. to think I use to find him hot!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. ok sorry I cant say more its just to dam funny
P.S. Where did he puts his 2 kids again??? oh wait thats Britney not him… oh bah whats the diffrence!!!!!
douche or not id let him do me
perez has a huge crush on this guy it is so obvious perez admit it u wld give up half of ur earnings for a night of that pinga pounding ur ass………he is out of ur league deal with it……….u r so obsessed with him !
CAN U SAY:
"KEVIN FEDERLINE 2" ???
send em over to the netherlands,thats one hot piece of ars
You want this sexy mutherfucker and YOU KNOW IT.
HE'S A JOKE!
I'd Totally still do him!! lol
he came to McAllen Texas, about 3 months ago.. for a small club's opening. if you google my city.. youll be shocked.. it's a small town so having a club that eventually opens in a lapse of 3 months is not a big deal, but the fact taht a "celebrity" was able to come.. just screamed that he's totally desperate for money. I took pictures with him/of him. . . and he settled for 2k of cash just for the appearance. . . which wasn't paid to him, cus he left early to a strip club.. after asking for roaches, or any kind of stash to the bodyguard that was hired for him.
Say what you will about him, but you can't deny the *fact* that he is…
…SOO
…EFFFFING
……..HOT!!!!!!
Holy shit, I'd do him in a minute and I don't say that about many people. Don't deny it Perez - you feel the same way and only diss him because you know you shall never have the hotness that is Jesse.
that girl to his left is reallly rich. her dad used to head yahoo. she does a lot of yay.