Quote Of The Day

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"I'm determined to get back into my bikini after the baby. I'll be back in it in 3 week, sitting round my pool and enjoying the sunshine."

- Jordan

Posted: Jul 29, 2007 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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First
Bethany says – reply to this

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Who is this???

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first
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first
Rose says – reply to this

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What a dickhead!!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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She looks like a cyborg
woman from a Science Fiction Channel TV movie.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
theflyprof says – reply to this

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Oh…great for you. (Yeah right).
erin says – reply to this

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riiiiiight.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I believe her. It should take about 3 weeks or a month for her to get back into good shape.
NONAME WANNABE says – reply to this

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS????

LOOKS LIKE A CARMEN ELECTRA WANNABE WITH DISGUSTING OVERSIZED FAKE TITS.
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becky, uk says – reply to this

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and you know she will
she did it with her other babies,
maybe why she didnt bond with junior very well- cuz she was too concerned with losin w8
Amy says – reply to this

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she is soooo beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you Perez xxxxxxxxxxxx
Li says – reply to this

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Thats hot especially after having a baby?. I wish my bodywould go back like that.. I love her triple D's too.
hmmm? says – reply to this

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Why does her armpit look like a saggy vagina?
Helena says – reply to this

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She's sooooo skanky! Everyone in the UK hates/laughs at her, disappear woman!
lefty says – reply to this

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YESIREE that should definitley be your FIRST priority…then laying around the pool then telling the nanny what to do with your new baby
JUGS says – reply to this

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WATERMELONS
FEM-BOT says – reply to this

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"WELCOME TO PLANET ZOLTRON. WE FEM-BOTS COME IN PEACE!"
Samantha says – reply to this

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Ew. She's nasty. So she's back in her bikini… big fuggin deal. I bet she's a terrible mother.
ada says – reply to this

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she's really hot I love women with biggggg hard boobs
but she kinda looks like a platic woman
courtneylove says – reply to this

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we should declare war on the UK for sending us this piece of trash!
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Your Mom says – reply to this

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GROSS. Enough of the huge beach ball lookin boobs. There is nothing attractive about that By the way, who is this bitch?
kymama says – reply to this

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she SHOULD focus on getting her bikini body back. homegirl can't talk right. have you heard her on E at night? anything that keeps her focused on her body and her mouth shut would be great. yeah. i love jolly ole anglund.
queenie says – reply to this

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Noooooo dont declare war on us; we're not all as bad as her!!
Ryan says – reply to this

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Jordan is a dog! Ever see her without makeup? Her eyes are like 4 inches apart and she has a wonky looking face. Her beauty is another great example of the illusion a great makeup artist can create. She has to have a great body and freakishly large tits, her head is a disaster. I really could give two shits about her, her washed up whatever he is supposed to be gay in denial husband and their retarded kids.
stfuman.com says – reply to this

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nice freakin rack! Adding it to my site stfuman.com
deja says – reply to this

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she look absolutely fabulous!!!! I love jordan!!! Here show with peter is awesome!!!
ANTI-AMERICA says – reply to this

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ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE FROM THE UK - I DON'T MEAN JORDAN - SHE'S A PRODUCT OF WATCHING TOO MANY AMERICANS AND COPYING THEM - YOU AMERICANS ARE BAD FOR THIS WORLD.
VAGINA SMELLER says – reply to this

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i want to smell her vagina
tim jim says – reply to this

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Good for her. More women need to take this approach instead of using the process of squeezing out a kid as an excuse to put on 70 pounds.
parissucksliterally says – reply to this

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she will be a HORRIBLE role model for her daughter. I think Posh is the only one who could be worse…..ah, it's a tie.

that kid is so fucked.
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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HHmmmm, and while you are working out obsessively and sitting around the pool, who will be caring for your newborn? Why do these selfish twats have kids? Oh, I forgot, they're too stupid to figure out how to not get knocked up.
leelee71rbde says – reply to this

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what does first mean? that you were the first to respond?
Emma says – reply to this

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what the hell is going on with her freaking armpit?!!!
sei says – reply to this

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I do feel sorry fo her kids, atleast their daddy dearest loves them and actually wants to be a parent. BUT whoever called her kids retarded is wrong, her oldest is blind and has learning disabilities………your pathetic
Mommy says – reply to this

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Sure. Anyone can. As long as they can afford nannies, cooks, housekeepers; have an eating disorder, and could give two shits about their own newborn baby.

I might have taken a long time to get rid of my baby weight, but I have a husband that used to traveled internationally non-stop, no family within 4 hours, and — twins. But ya' know what? I breastfeed my beautiful twins for 9 months and spent every moment of their first 4 years with them. Never missed a milestone.

Sorry Jordan, but I kick your skanky ass!
Look at ME says – reply to this

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LOOK it's the UK's Pam Anderson
Hippo says – reply to this

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I fail to see what is the least bit attractive about this woman. She looks like a plastic blow-up doll.
Candy Barr says – reply to this

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Why in the f*ck does anyone care about this Beeyotch? I tried to sit through the show once, but couldn't take those accents and the silly plot. She and her husband are dopes!

At least Posh has a cute husband to tote around!
Cynthia says – reply to this

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I actually like her…like her show "Katie & Peter" on E! I think she's pretty but she needs to rethink the Boobs! I thought I read somewhere that she was getting them reduced…wise choice. Her body is slamming but the oversized boobs…really throw her body off balance in a bad way! She can make it on her looks alone. She doesn't need the boobs to continue to book jobs…

JMO…
Becky says – reply to this

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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!! Ah yes. Good luck with that one.
laila says – reply to this

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her boobs are too big and weird looking. grody
xtina says – reply to this

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Here underarm totally looks like a vagina!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaha Gross.
Ulysses says – reply to this

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Who is she? What's so special about her? Is she really a "she"? Not rather a transvestite?! Oh wait, she was pregnant indeed? Gosh, really a female? She looks disgusting. Can't believe she appears on this site.
mia says – reply to this

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doesn't matter what everything else looks like, it's usually the face that counts. AND RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT REALLY WORKING FOR HER. she's still ugly as fuck.
D Alexander says – reply to this

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Right, because being a good mom as your top priority would make you loser huh? LOL

what a white trash skank.
Vivian says – reply to this

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piss poor phot shop…not her belly you can see the seam at the back.
O'Really? says – reply to this

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You can see where the pictures are put together, this isn't all her obviously. Which means she still must not have her old body back yet.
hop on top says – reply to this

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How many women have a second vagina in their armpit?? Peter is a very lucky guy!
PinkY says – reply to this

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All it takes is 10k for some Lypo & a Tum Tum Tuck!
MB says – reply to this

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SUPERSIZED SILICONE!!!! I THINK SHE WENT OVERBOARD!!!!
LINDSAY says – reply to this

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Watta skank!
sunshine says – reply to this

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Sorry that the woman has a career. Not EVERYONE can spend the first FOUR YEARS of a child DOTING on them and convincing them their shit doesn't stink. Just because you CAN over-parent your child, doesn't necessarily mean you should.
Parents are too fucking overprotective and convinced that their children are the center of the universe. They emotionally cripple them before the age of five.
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Besides that, on the issue at hand… She is probably a good mother. She looks good. She's got a good husband who is a good father. She's got millions and millions of dollars, so she can make her kids' lives a lot better than most.
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Whoever said that her kids are retarded is going to hell. How fucking pathetic can you be to make fun of a trio of innocent children??? To make yourself feel better, no less?
zone5girl says – reply to this

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I'm so glad that she has her priorities straight. Because, you know, it's not caring for your newborn that's most important…it's getting back in your bikini.
Yup. says – reply to this

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Wow, she's pretty, but seriously out of proportion. Can new moms nurse with fake boobs that big? Her back is going to hurt when she hits 40 and her back muscles atrophy and can't hold those things up without strain. She'll have to resistance train until she's pushing up daisies, or have those things reduced.
ViOLeT says – reply to this

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Who the fuck is this fembot?
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Hey #45-Mommy. I bet your kids will grow up emotionally stable and won't be in rehab or jail. Too bad these dumb asses do not have priorities other than themselves.
Trainwreck says – reply to this

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WOAH! Why do I look like a trainwreck 8 months after giving birth? Some people just have great genes!
fried chicken says – reply to this

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I can just see a few dozen insensitive husbands waving this quote under their wives' noses. Never mind that this lady is a professional entertainer, and will lose truckloads of money if she quits working right now. She's not getting any younger, so no one knows better than her to strike while the iron is hot.
Alli says – reply to this

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Talentless and disgusting to behold. Please go away.
lezzie gina says – reply to this

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tits on a stick!
apyknowzitall says – reply to this

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How the heck could anyone stand up straight with those melons? Ew, look under her armpits.
john says – reply to this

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Who is this person? Her boobs look totally ridiculous. They are way to big for her. She looks like she is seeking a lot of attention. Very insecure woman.
LOVEHER says – reply to this

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I Love her.
Lola's Owner says – reply to this

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What…she couldn't get larger boobs? I guess they'll work out pretty well when she's 90 and falls…sort of built in safety bags.
shes a slut says – reply to this

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Anyone that strives to look like that has so major low ass self esteem. you look stupid whore if your gonna get fake boobs at least make them realistic looking what a ho. keep your ass's in England too, with you fag husband, and you kids with stupid ass names. you really must be totally stupid.
Jay says – reply to this

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She's fricken Hot!
jen says – reply to this

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#28 ur funny! i agree, why the hell does she have a reality show hear? she hasnt ever done anything in america, no one knows her here.
my god says – reply to this

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Why do you all have to be so cruel? She just had children jesus. The world is so fucked up.
elly says – reply to this

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she would be pretty if she got a breast reduction and fixed that nose also if she grew some self respect/
Natz xxx says – reply to this

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By the way she has been voted "mother of the year" 4 all u dissing her!
Rubypout says – reply to this

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"20 - Helena says:

She’s sooooo skanky! Everyone in the UK hates/laughs at her, disappear woman!
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I think you'll find she's one of the most respected business women here…
shes fabulous….so don't comment for everyone in the uk you silly c*nt
Yup. says – reply to this

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#74 Lola's owner - Thanks for that. LMAO.
Yup. says – reply to this

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BTW, Rubypout: she looks JUST LIKE a respected businesswoman to me…our bad…
mr says – reply to this

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THAT IS ABNORMAL..SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITH LARGE BOOBS.. LOSE WEIGHT IN THREE WEEKS? WHAT THE HELL DID SHE GAIN WHILE PREGNANT ?? SIX POUNDS? ARE YOU KIDDING…THAT IS NOT NORMAL, IM SORRY .. SHE IS A GUY WITH FAKE BOOBS.. SHE AS NO SHAPE AT ALL, NASTY
KATIE says – reply to this

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HER BOOBS ARE FAR TO BIG…SUCH A PRETTY GIRL WITH TRIPLE Z'S
KATIE says – reply to this

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#75 - Katie/Jordan is a skank …THANKS FOR THAT…BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW SHE HAS NANNY'S TO TAKE CARE OF THEM…WHY ELSE WOULD CELEBS HAVE BABIES?
an observer says – reply to this

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What's up w/the back rolls too?
*KJC* says – reply to this

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She is one of the fugliest girls I have ever seen. She looks so disgusting, its so obvious that she has had LOTS of work done. She had the nerve to say that she is prettier than Victoria Beckham, What drugs is this bitch on? Her and her husband are both so freaking ugly and need to quit parading around like they are sombodies.
~Ali says – reply to this

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Silicone CAN'T be good for the baby…
Rachel says – reply to this

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She is just amazing!!! How can she do that after a 3rd kid?? WOW!
Australian says – reply to this

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PEREZ, HELP ME. As you know many things about the stars i would like to know if you know where i can buy jordans (katie price) lingerie online. Oh and keep up the good work.
TWEEK says – reply to this

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Can someone answer these questions?
How many kids does she have?
How many of them are mentally challenged or whatever?(From above comments)
What makes or made her famous?
What makes or made her husband famous?
Is she white or african or what?
Is her husband white or african or what?
Is the large kid in diapers "named" Junior or is he somebodies junior?
Who are the fathers of the these kids other than the last one ?

I have only seen two kids- one -a new baby and a large kid in a diaper.
I have seen only two shows-
One was of the wedding-
The second show I watched was a new baby.
Thanks if you know the answers- I have read the comments above it made me wonder the real scoop on this poop!!!! I never get to watch TV- Thanks

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