Two Girls, A Guy and A Pizza Place

Filed under: Brooke Hogan

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Brooke Hogan - with two PerezHilton.com readers - is already giving attitude???

She's not even on the D list and she can't crack a smile???

The wannabe pop star was at the Hard Rock Cafe in Pittsburgh on Saturday night to celebrate her little brother's 17th birthday with the whole fam.

Classy!

    Posted: Jul 29, 2007 at 12:56 pm / Email this  »

    250 comments to “Two Girls, A Guy and A Pizza Place”

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    1. letgo says – reply to this


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      first

    2. CPBX says – reply to this


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      She sucks!!! Fake fame sucks!!!

    3. Kate says – reply to this


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      She looks like an Amazon…. is she like 6'5"?

    4. Manda C.K. says – reply to this


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      Ewww!

    5. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      She should change her stage name
      to either BRICK HOGAN
      or BROOKE HO.
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    6. Trix says – reply to this


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      first

    7. JET says – reply to this


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      DAMN ~ Who is the blond Pretzel fan on the right? What's her email address & phone number?

    8. Nay J says – reply to this


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      Doesn't she look a little man-ish??

    9. mettie says – reply to this


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      She knew this was going on Perez

    10. chipster says – reply to this


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      Is that damn lipstick necessary? She wears it all the time!! Someone needs to remind her that less is more… unless youre a hooker…. :)

    11. Heather says – reply to this


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      Atleast she doesn't look as bad as she could.

    12. ang says – reply to this


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      She needs to take all of that damn stage makeup off…she is much prettier without.

    13. SAMANTHA says – reply to this


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      PUTRID LIPSTICK!

    14. chacha says – reply to this


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      Wow. She just needs a stylist— she tries to do her makeup and stuff like her mom.

    15. Christine says – reply to this


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      And she is………….??????????????????????????? Who the hell are a lot of these friggin' celebs these days!!!!!

    16. ang says – reply to this


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      She needs to take all of that damn stage makeup off…she is much prettier without

    17. C ME says – reply to this


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      She need some one doing her make up beside her mother.

    18. Ona says – reply to this


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      Jet, I totally agree. The girl on the right makes me wanna turn lesbian…

    19. NYCGrl says – reply to this


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      she's so fug…. and really does look manish

    20. meep says – reply to this


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      this bitch is a fucking simoan. she needs to get on with it BADBOOBJOBBITCH

    21. Marc says – reply to this


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      Her eyes are the size of tea saucers… Is she doing coke?

    22. Britt says – reply to this


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      omg she looks sooooooo manly. like she has a mustache!

    23. shoegal24 says – reply to this


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      That's a huge b***h

    24. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      She's huge!! That must be what her dad would look like in drag.

    25. Rachel says – reply to this


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      She look-a-like-a-man!

    26. Jen says – reply to this


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      Hulk in drag…..

    27. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      Brooke Hogan is a man. An ugly blonde man.

    28. Gettin'WiserWithAge says – reply to this


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      Brooke who?

    29. Rammy says – reply to this


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      Brooke is such a tranny

    30. HAYWOOD says – reply to this


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      if YOUR music sucked as bad as HER'S, you wouldn't be smiling either.

    31. OMGbay.com says – reply to this


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      That is a poster board.

    32. alissa says – reply to this


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      I don't understand why all of you are so mean to her. She is very pretty and such a sweet girl. Yes, the lipstick may not be the best shade for her, but seriously, give her a break!!!

    33. penny says – reply to this


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      This freak gets a crown and posh gets antennas? EW perez

    34. hm says – reply to this


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      never heard of her

    35. cgm says – reply to this


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      Seriously Brooke - stop with the make-up!! Do you look in the mirror and say, "this looks great!" Come on!! Lose the war paint! Do you look at current magazines and think your make-up is in style? That was hot in the 80's - maybe. Buy a 2007 mag for some tips. You look like an aging woman trying to hide her age. Silly already!! Orange rouge and lipstick!!! I will not wear make-up today in protest.

    36. lulu says – reply to this


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      first of all. AMAZON IS NOT AN INSULT. jesus.
      second. brooke is a beautiful girl, as seen on her 'relaity tv show' on vh1. without the hooker clothing, the tranny makeup blasted onto her face, and the too 80's hair, shes pretty! but this…. no no no!
      third. is she pulling the amy winehouse winged eyeliner? lord..
      finally…i love this site!

    37. Nicoleeee says – reply to this


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      When is Linda going to stop doing Brookes makeup? Looking a bit mannish.

    38. anna says – reply to this


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      I don't think she looks that bad, she should wear a more pink lipstick, she seems pretty nice on the vh1 hulk hogan show….does anyone know why they have the miami house on the market?

    39. Sigrid says – reply to this


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      eww SHE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!

    40. Mandelicious says – reply to this


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      wow… she really isn't beautiful… her boobs look good for fake ones though… and maybe with a different hairstyle and make up she could look a little bit more classy and pretty…

    41. whatever says – reply to this


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      A single breast is 3/4 the size of that girl's face! Maybe that is normal and it just looks huge because the face and breast are at about the same height, but it looks odd. I never noticed breast size in proportion to facial size before. Any comments? Would love some enlightenment! LOL

    42. peep says – reply to this


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      OMG I love Brooke and she usually looks beautiful but she got into Mom's makeup.

    43. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      She could be pretty if she didn't wear so much make up or if she changed the colors

    44. Jessica says – reply to this


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      That's not Brooke Hogan - that's a man baby! Yeah! :-/ Yikes.

    45. Jessica says – reply to this


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      And is it true she got implants? What a loser…I wonder how daddy feels about that. Poserrrrr!!!! Brooke Hogan is a joke…and not even a good one.

    46. honeydoo says – reply to this


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      what a worthless loser

    47. lizzy says – reply to this


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      brooke looks horrible

    48. lauren bradley says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is she wearing! jesus fucking christ she needs a stylist

    49. Evan says – reply to this


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      Are you dissing on Pittsburgh, Perez? I sure hope not!!

    50. cort says – reply to this


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      Did you guys realize that one of her eyes is about 20x bigger than the other?

    51. Sheila says – reply to this


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      Why was she in Pittsburgh and why didn't she CALL ME!! Why does she look like 45 year old transvestite with 5 o'clock shadow?

    52. courtney says – reply to this


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      what the hell was she in pittsburgh for?

    53. Heather says – reply to this


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      hahahaha when I read the title, I honestly thought that was a man until I saw Brooke's name at the bottom.

      Oh well.

    54. jmo says – reply to this


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      she looks absolutely horrendous. ew. her foundation is too light, her lipstick too orange, her makeup too stage-y, her face too manly. just stop brooke. oh and ps i hope you burned those chaps because NO ONE wants to see that. shudder.

    55. Maja says – reply to this


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      Give her a break! She's sweet. The make-up is not though, but I think that's her mothers fault, guiding her Brooke wrongly in clothing/make-up world.

      Brooke you're probably reading this so; please get some guidance outside your family considering your outfits and make-up. You should turn to people in the fashion world, go to New York. L.A.-style is hookerish.
      Rachel Zoe's style is a bit two years ago. So don't go with her.

      Ps, I watched you on the reality show and I think you seem like a supernice girl, so please show the world how good you are. (image is almost everything, sadly.)

    56. Krista says – reply to this


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      hahaha!!! My beautiful best friend is on the right and she is 10x better-looking than Brooke Hogan could ever hope to be. Love you, Carley!

    57. Jason says – reply to this


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      why pittsburgh? does her brother live there?

    58. ChickenWing says – reply to this


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      She's a man baby!

    59. Bethany says – reply to this


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      HER MAKEUP IS ROUGH…..

    60. sigh says – reply to this


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      why are you so unnecessarily mean to a 19 year old girl, perez? you're such a bully sometimes..seriously..it's not cool :(
      brooke is very pretty and a nice girl.
      i don't think i'll be frequenting your page anymore..too mean.

    61. t says – reply to this


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      perez. WHY POST HER. POST HER HOT YOUNGER BROTHER!!

    62. miss k says – reply to this


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      brooke needs a stylist that does have "used to work on street corner" on their resume.

    63. miss k says – reply to this


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      doesn't

    64. Joe says – reply to this


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      Next to two normal-looking, pretty, real girls, Brooke Hogan looks extremely fake and extremely manly. Yuck.

    65. shelly says – reply to this


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      brooke hogan wears too much make up. She looks old like her mother!!!!!

    66. Sheehan says – reply to this


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      Carley i love you girl! haha can't believe it's on here..

    67. chris says – reply to this


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      the kind of looks like it might be a cardboard cutout of her, but it might just be a funny angle.

      Otherwise, she's not bad looking, she's just DESPERATELY in need of a stylist… she dresses in like, a little kids idea of what a star should look like.

    68. kelly says – reply to this


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      i think brookes pretty
      carly is prettier tho.

    69. d says – reply to this


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      she needs to stop taking make-up lessons from her scary mom.

    70. SylverGossip says – reply to this


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      The real story is the hideous dress nad the pumpkin lipstick. What is this girl thinking???

    71. uggabugga says – reply to this


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      WTF is wrong with that bitches eyes? Dayum, she is fug.

    72. BrookeSter says – reply to this


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      Ok stop hating on me ppl….Even Trannys have feelings!!!!

    73. Emily says – reply to this


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      yuck she's so gross!! She looks like a tranny.

    74. Carley (the girl on the right!) says – reply to this


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      hey! i'm the girl who took this picture, the blonde on the right!

      the hogan's were in pittsburgh for a drift race, nick races, and it just happened to be nicks birthday so they celebrated at the hard rock.

      the entire family was very sweet, and took pictures with all the employee's and signed autographs. brooke is a really nice girl, so don't be too harsh!

      i even had a conversation with hulk about drift racing, the tv show, and how he put his house up for sale!

      AWESOME FAMILY!!

      thanks perez!!

    75. swino says – reply to this


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      those boobs are atrocious! you'd think she'd get a decent plastic surgeon to do the job….and if they did, then he should have told her she didn't have enough skin to support that size (hence the large gap in between them). terrible…she's not even old enough to know better. well, she's also not enough to know better that that makeup is for clowns….

    76. sara smile says – reply to this


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      I do watch "Hogan Knows Best", I don't know why, and Brooke is sweet on the show. BUT- everyone is right, her make-up looks TERRIBLE! Almost as bad as her mom's. They must not have any mirrors (or lights) in their house!

    77. bayareaHYPHY says – reply to this


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      FUCK HER NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT WHORE

    78. Better looking says – reply to this


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      The Perez fan (blonde on the right) in much better looking and totally outshines gagful Hogan.

    79. Gomer says – reply to this


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      Wow, Brooke Hogan looks like she's wearing an Edgar suit.

    80. famghf says – reply to this


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      oh great, the circus was in town!

    81. gapeach says – reply to this


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      She is so freaking tall… Yikes, she looks like a giant! Whats up with the hooker red lipstick and horrid boob job? Why why why?? go away you are scaring me!!

    82. trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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      She's not bad.. she just needs a better stylist.. she moved from Miami, so she lost her style… Now she does look like a tranny… The hair has to go and the makeup needs to be a lil more subtle… WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE LIKE J-LO?? WHY WHY WHY??

      IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE MORE STYLISH THAN HER??? I THINK NOT!!

      WWW.TRAPITOSSUCIOS.COM…

    83. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      does she have a glass eye?

    84. Derek says – reply to this


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      I like brooke

    85. Carley (the girl on the right!) says – reply to this


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      thank you to everyone who has complimented me! :)

    86. Randi says – reply to this


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      will someone please tell her and her mom……….that they look terrible with that god awful make-up they wear………..really

    87. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      so perezes people….WAS THAT A DUDE ONCE??? feo puta.

    88. FanofPerez says – reply to this


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      The chick on the right is WAY cuter than Brooke! She looks gnarley!!! I love you Perez! Congrats on all the attention lately!!!

    89. Venom says – reply to this


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      Pretty? She's ugly and looks like a man.

    90. kathryn says – reply to this


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      whats up w her eyes

    91. Brooktini says – reply to this


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      Sometimes makeup photographs weird… maybe it was better in person!
      Sometimes I see pics of myself and think "lord, what happened?" ha ha!

      Seriously, she needs a stylist. She needs to take a cue from the Beyonce playbook. When Destiny's Child first came out she was shellacked in makeup…looked SO much older than she was. When she went solo, she became more glam and fresh looking!

      Brooke…you are pretty, you only need some pink lipgloss and light makeup!

    92. FanofPerez says – reply to this


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      The Perez Fan on the right is beautiful. Brooke who?? Perez you should photoshop you in the middle… better advertising! I love you! Congrats on the all the media attention lately P-nasty… You Rock!

    93. HardRocker says – reply to this


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      To whoever said maybe the make-up looked better in person… I was there and it looked even worse up close.

    94. Desiree says – reply to this


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      Carley's hot :-) Way to go girl!!

    95. Lili says – reply to this


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      She looks like a damn clown!!! She needs a stylist!!!!

    96. Sandy says – reply to this


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      She looks cockeyed to me….I dunno.

    97. LMAO says – reply to this


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      Not that I agree with this statement…"#80 - Gomer says:

      Wow, Brooke Hogan looks like she’s wearing an Edgar suit. " but I was not expecting it and blew juice through my nose! LMAO!

    98. gmack says – reply to this


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      OMG… are those two girls wearing FLARE?

    99. tracy says – reply to this


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      i'm just glad that she eats
      even though i don't eat

    100. christina says – reply to this


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      perez your a fat fuck and u r not a celebritie i seen u on tv like 1 time and 20 people makeing fun of u on national television and the only people that say oh good job perez ur so fucking hard core cause u can talk shit online. good job u gay fat fuck.+

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