Would You Hit It???
Filed under: Reality Television
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, remnants of their former 80s selves, attempt a comeback. The pair looked so sexy at the Hollywood premiere of their new A&E "reality" show, The Two Coreys, this weekend in Hollywood.
Haim looks like he's still hitting the crack pipe!
Which one would you rather do (if forced to)? And why???
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm
ew
maybe like 20 years ago but not now
#1
first
euwww….~
Being first is over-rated
ew gross
DEF
No
Would I hit it? Not with Bea Arthur's dick I wouldn't.
who the hell is this hasbeen, or should i say never-was
FUCK NO.
first
…absolutely not. however, i can't wait to see the two coreys! (my all-time favorite train-wrecks!)…
asdf
FIRST
gross teeth *sick*
Who the hell is that? he sucks anyway
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no not meth face more like not famous face
first.
NO……..and I am old. Yuck-nasty…..Eeeeeeew!!!!
first
ew
Who is that? Hideous!
No, I would not hit it.
what the fuck is this douche?
noway!
He looks like Zoolander, actually.
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Maybe 20 years ago. But I would have only been 10 at the time, and I didn't turn into a whore until I was 12. I kid, I kid.
oh my.
who is this?
yeah i would…for drugs……jk
yeah i would…for drugs……
might explain his sudden weight loss
So sad…! Help him SOMEONE!
Fuck yeah
I dont think he has a meth face
and wtf is that.
no and no
Feldy Might be a little dirty, but at least you can get high from licking Haim like a toad.
i don't really see either one of them getting too much of anything…besides each other
not in a million fucking years, but thanks for asking.
Wow… I'm speechless. Man, did he age hard! He was always my fave out of the Two Coreys. I'm still really rooting for him to get his career back on track. Screw Warner Bros. for thinking they can do a Lost Boys 2 without the Coreys! Perez, you should stage a protest on their behalf!
Met Corey Haim when we were 16. Such a cutie and sweet! Wow! Now…. not so much! Boy how drugs ruin a good thing!
I was so in love with the Corys in the 80's, but Haim totally has meth face and Feldman did that whole Michael Jackson thing.
Feldman all the way…. its the voice….. gotta love him!!!!! Haim is super creepy looking in this pic….. he always kind of bugged me though.
flip a coin
i wouldn't fu** either of them. they're ugly.
these guys are soooooo over
his face looks too big for his body.. gross!!!
Jesse,Britney,Lindsay this will be you soon pals time to get Real.tic tock
with my car.
Neither. They're both icky
Oh yeah, still saving myself for Cory Haim. Totally.
HAIM GETS INTO A "FIGHT"..possibly fake w- Feldman……..**LOST BOYS** THEY DOUBLE-TEAM FELDMANS WIFE, ON METH!!!!,,,it lasts 48 hours. SHE'S YUMMY
I'd hit Corey Feldman
Sure I'd hit it - with a metal pipe or a sock full of quarters
I want to whip Haim back in to shape. He was hot in Lost boys. cmon!!
I love the shaped eyebrows. I'm very surprised not to see a big "C" medallion on his necklace, that would've made the outfit. This is so painful.
If forced to, I guess Haim. I have always thought Feldman was heinous. At least Haim was decent looking at one point.
who is he
1st
I'd hit it with a baseball bat.
hell ya,,, love this Cory,, he is nice looking for his age,,
i'd have him wear like 7 condoms but sure,, what a fuck he would be fun I'm sure,, (i'm talking about Haim of course) but Feldman looks to be do-able as well,, as long as his ol'lady stays out of it,, she is so bitchy looking,,
Haim has awesome eyes,, and he looks like such a sweet guy,,
i love the Corys'!!! can't wait to watch their show tonight!!!
Perez,,, please keep the Cory pix coming!! YUMMERS!!
awwww it's lohan's future
Wow. Talk about not aging well.
I used to have pictures of Haim all over my wall!! He was my favorite, of course now I don't really know why. I always thought Feldman was dog ugly. Now Feldman is the cuter one and he has a nice voice, a better character. What is wrong with Haim, what happened?
he looks like he was in the middle of talking… but neither.. feldman will tell me his whole life story during or before it and the other one haim.. well he is looks a bit… scary ..
#53…"with my car"
very clever.
haim looks rough. he was so cute in his former life. at this point, i'd have to go with feldman.
Ummm…yes. Yes I would.
Neither, grossssssss.
BTW PEREZ- BE A LITTLE NICER, IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASS I'D FART.
Disgusting. I think I just vomited in my mouth.
They are as nasty as Brandon Davis.
WOW!!! COREY HAIM LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN!!! DEAR GOD EASE UP ON THE DRUGS DUDE……..YOU USED TO BE THE BETTER LOOKING OF THE TWO AND KNOW NOT ONLY ARE YOU MAKING COREY FELDMEN LOOK GOOD……I'D F@CK A DONKEY BEFORE I'D TOUCH THAT!!!!!
CH needs to get his teeth fixed. I feel sorry for him. He sounds like he's lost 50% of his brain cells. Poor guy.
I hope that both the Corys can have good lives in the future.
Feldman makes me horny!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS!
THERE IS A LOST BOYS 2??? ….& W- OUT THEM,,thats WHACK!!!
Grooosssoooo! Corey Haim is disgusting with a capital Crack pipe!
in the early 90's haim. now….. feldman. haim looks like he is g'd the f*ck up.
I Met corey haim a couple of times because I use to live in a apartment in toronot but then I moved yet I still use the pool and I found out he lives their with his mom.
They put the ANUS in HEANUS!!!
I rather do the meth.
Who the FUCK CARES? They're both fucking crack heads!
i like how hes got the little superman-curl goin.
They look like an old lesbian couple.
Either one of them would be perfect for you, you fat smelly orange homo…
What the hell happened to Haim?! The years and drugs have not been good to him! I can't believe Feldman is hotter now!
i'd do you perez! =) grrrr, you're better than both of them!
Didn't Haim sell his teeth on ebay for drug money??? Looks like it.
I used to love Haim in the 80's, but at this point he looks like the bag lady who lives on my corner of Harlem. WTF happened to him? SAD!
I never thought I'd say this, but I guess I'd have to choose having sex with Corey Feldman. Always thought he was gross, but at least I wouldn't have to worry as much about getting and STD. Haim probably has everything you can possibly get. Ok, now I gotta go shower.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww both r nasty i dont know why they would do a show on these two (never was)????/ fugly he should date britney
The two of them together are totally ridonkulous, but if I had to choose one, I would go with the tweeker. Haim looks like a complete train wreck, and those are fun to watch!
If forced, feldman.. he's still kind of good looking, and he was a cuter child.
to mandyjean #58 loooool ur so funny u mad me crack up looool two thumbs up
Feldman is starting to look like grandpa from The Munsters. Poor Haim. Not sure what's up with him.
I'd rather hit Corey Hart
ITS SOOO CRAZY. i WAS NEVER INTO FELDMAN (mouth) thought he was annoying in SBM & goonies> I was even mad martha had to kiss him in goonies!Back in the day i thought haim was hot. But i was always MORE OF a river phoenix obsessed fan. into his hippie nature boy thing. NOW FELDMAN IS THE HOT COREY! HOW INSANE IS THAT!
Well, if I HAD to… it would be Feldman. He's still a whiny little sh!t BUT Haim looks like he would tie me up and leave with all of my jewlery afterward. CRACK IS WHACK!!!!
If I was forced, Haim, He was the cuter one, especially in Liscense to drive, but thats only FORCE, both are pretty nasty and I think I would have to hide my money during sex cuz they would steal it for drugs.
ITS SOOO CRAZY. i WAS NEVER INTO FELDMAN (mouth) thought he was annoying in SBM & goonies> I was even mad martha had to kiss him in goonies!Back in the day i thought haim was hot. But i was always MORE OF a river phoenix obsessed fan. into his hippie nature boy thing. NOW FELDMAN IS THE HOT COREY! HOW INSANE IS THAT! i WILL WATCH THE SHOW THOUGH!
If forced, I'd totally go for Feldman. I've always had a thing for Jewish guys.
If forced, I think Feldman. I bet Haim cries afterwards.