Would You Hit It???

Filed under: Reality Television

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, remnants of their former 80s selves, attempt a comeback. The pair looked so sexy at the Hollywood premiere of their new A&E "reality" show, The Two Coreys, this weekend in Hollywood.

Haim looks like he's still hitting the crack pipe!

Which one would you rather do (if forced to)? And why???

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Jul 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm / Email this »

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hannah says – reply to this

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ew
me says – reply to this

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maybe like 20 years ago but not now
aj says – reply to this

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#1
Whit says – reply to this

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first
perezzer says – reply to this

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euwww….~
Name says – reply to this

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Being first is over-rated
meg says – reply to this

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ew gross
emily says – reply to this

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DEF
eruh says – reply to this

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No
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Would I hit it? Not with Bea Arthur's dick I wouldn't.
larryp says – reply to this

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who the hell is this hasbeen, or should i say never-was
alex. says – reply to this

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FUCK NO.
gsfdgfd says – reply to this

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first
malvolio says – reply to this

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…absolutely not. however, i can't wait to see the two coreys! (my all-time favorite train-wrecks!)…
qqefa says – reply to this

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asdf
MLM says – reply to this

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FIRST
maggie says – reply to this

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gross teeth *sick*
Christine says – reply to this

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Who the hell is that? he sucks anyway

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tracy says – reply to this

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no not meth face more like not famous face
alex. says – reply to this

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first.
Whatthe?!? says – reply to this

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NO……..and I am old. Yuck-nasty…..Eeeeeeew!!!!
newbie says – reply to this

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first
1 says – reply to this

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ew
Ace says – reply to this

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Who is that? Hideous!
Andy Zimm says – reply to this

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No, I would not hit it.
meep says – reply to this

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what the fuck is this douche?
tiffany says – reply to this

27

noway!
Christine says – reply to this

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He looks like Zoolander, actually.

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SillyBecky says – reply to this

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Maybe 20 years ago. But I would have only been 10 at the time, and I didn't turn into a whore until I was 12. I kid, I kid.
kiera says – reply to this

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oh my.
amanda says – reply to this

31

who is this?
lakashimi says – reply to this

32

yeah i would…for drugs……jk
lakashimi says – reply to this

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yeah i would…for drugs……
frenchy says – reply to this

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might explain his sudden weight loss
LaPrinceSsa says – reply to this

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So sad…! Help him SOMEONE!
Danielle says – reply to this

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Fuck yeah
jordache says – reply to this

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I dont think he has a meth face
first says – reply to this

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and wtf is that.
fat lip says – reply to this

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no and no
Mercedes Lane says – reply to this

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Feldy Might be a little dirty, but at least you can get high from licking Haim like a toad.
tiffany says – reply to this

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i don't really see either one of them getting too much of anything…besides each other
smt says – reply to this

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not in a million fucking years, but thanks for asking.
KamikazeKitty.com says – reply to this

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Wow… I'm speechless. Man, did he age hard! He was always my fave out of the Two Coreys. I'm still really rooting for him to get his career back on track. Screw Warner Bros. for thinking they can do a Lost Boys 2 without the Coreys! Perez, you should stage a protest on their behalf!
Lisa says – reply to this

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Met Corey Haim when we were 16. Such a cutie and sweet! Wow! Now…. not so much! Boy how drugs ruin a good thing!
Judi says – reply to this

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I was so in love with the Corys in the 80's, but Haim totally has meth face and Feldman did that whole Michael Jackson thing.
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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Feldman all the way…. its the voice….. gotta love him!!!!! Haim is super creepy looking in this pic….. he always kind of bugged me though.
lizzy says – reply to this

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flip a coin
miss k says – reply to this

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i wouldn't fu** either of them. they're ugly.
Smart Person says – reply to this

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these guys are soooooo over
sara says – reply to this

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his face looks too big for his body.. gross!!!
joeyOh says – reply to this

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Jesse,Britney,Lindsay this will be you soon pals time to get Real.tic tock
mia says – reply to this

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with my car.
Silvia says – reply to this

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Neither. They're both icky
November says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, still saving myself for Cory Haim. Totally.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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HAIM GETS INTO A "FIGHT"..possibly fake w- Feldman……..**LOST BOYS** THEY DOUBLE-TEAM FELDMANS WIFE, ON METH!!!!,,,it lasts 48 hours. SHE'S YUMMY
GNR Chick says – reply to this

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I'd hit Corey Feldman
MandyJean says – reply to this

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Sure I'd hit it - with a metal pipe or a sock full of quarters
chacha says – reply to this

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I want to whip Haim back in to shape. He was hot in Lost boys. cmon!!
Hubris says – reply to this

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I love the shaped eyebrows. I'm very surprised not to see a big "C" medallion on his necklace, that would've made the outfit. This is so painful.
Jason says – reply to this

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If forced to, I guess Haim. I have always thought Feldman was heinous. At least Haim was decent looking at one point.
just me says – reply to this

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who is he

1st
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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I'd hit it with a baseball bat.
Jennzz says – reply to this

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hell ya,,, love this Cory,, he is nice looking for his age,,

i'd have him wear like 7 condoms but sure,, what a fuck he would be fun I'm sure,, (i'm talking about Haim of course) but Feldman looks to be do-able as well,, as long as his ol'lady stays out of it,, she is so bitchy looking,,
Haim has awesome eyes,, and he looks like such a sweet guy,,
i love the Corys'!!! can't wait to watch their show tonight!!!
Perez,,, please keep the Cory pix coming!! YUMMERS!!
tommee boom boXXX says – reply to this

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awwww it's lohan's future
Hannah says – reply to this

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Wow. Talk about not aging well.
Satsuma says – reply to this

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I used to have pictures of Haim all over my wall!! He was my favorite, of course now I don't really know why. I always thought Feldman was dog ugly. Now Feldman is the cuter one and he has a nice voice, a better character. What is wrong with Haim, what happened?
bb says – reply to this

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he looks like he was in the middle of talking… but neither.. feldman will tell me his whole life story during or before it and the other one haim.. well he is looks a bit… scary ..
woohoo says – reply to this

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#53…"with my car"

very clever.

haim looks rough. he was so cute in his former life. at this point, i'd have to go with feldman.
BudSlut says – reply to this

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Ummm…yes. Yes I would.
a says – reply to this

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Neither, grossssssss.

BTW PEREZ- BE A LITTLE NICER, IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASS I'D FART.
WTF says – reply to this

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Disgusting. I think I just vomited in my mouth.

They are as nasty as Brandon Davis.
meagain says – reply to this

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WOW!!! COREY HAIM LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN!!! DEAR GOD EASE UP ON THE DRUGS DUDE……..YOU USED TO BE THE BETTER LOOKING OF THE TWO AND KNOW NOT ONLY ARE YOU MAKING COREY FELDMEN LOOK GOOD……I'D F@CK A DONKEY BEFORE I'D TOUCH THAT!!!!!
jajagaga says – reply to this

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CH needs to get his teeth fixed. I feel sorry for him. He sounds like he's lost 50% of his brain cells. Poor guy.

I hope that both the Corys can have good lives in the future.
marble grapes says – reply to this

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Feldman makes me horny!
Becky says – reply to this

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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THERE IS A LOST BOYS 2??? ….& W- OUT THEM,,thats WHACK!!!
bridgette says – reply to this

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Grooosssoooo! Corey Haim is disgusting with a capital Crack pipe!
jennifer says – reply to this

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in the early 90's haim. now….. feldman. haim looks like he is g'd the f*ck up.
nicholasnicholas says – reply to this

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I Met corey haim a couple of times because I use to live in a apartment in toronot but then I moved yet I still use the pool and I found out he lives their with his mom.
bridgette says – reply to this

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They put the ANUS in HEANUS!!!
Troyboi says – reply to this

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I rather do the meth.
Smitty says – reply to this

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Who the FUCK CARES? They're both fucking crack heads!
g says – reply to this

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i like how hes got the little superman-curl goin.
Lisa T. says – reply to this

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They look like an old lesbian couple.
me says – reply to this

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Either one of them would be perfect for you, you fat smelly orange homo…
Vanessa says – reply to this

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What the hell happened to Haim?! The years and drugs have not been good to him! I can't believe Feldman is hotter now!
joi says – reply to this

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i'd do you perez! =) grrrr, you're better than both of them!
hahaha says – reply to this

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Didn't Haim sell his teeth on ebay for drug money??? Looks like it.

I used to love Haim in the 80's, but at this point he looks like the bag lady who lives on my corner of Harlem. WTF happened to him? SAD!

I never thought I'd say this, but I guess I'd have to choose having sex with Corey Feldman. Always thought he was gross, but at least I wouldn't have to worry as much about getting and STD. Haim probably has everything you can possibly get. Ok, now I gotta go shower.
dina says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww both r nasty i dont know why they would do a show on these two (never was)????/ fugly he should date britney
DesiDear says – reply to this

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The two of them together are totally ridonkulous, but if I had to choose one, I would go with the tweeker. Haim looks like a complete train wreck, and those are fun to watch!
Ashley says – reply to this

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If forced, feldman.. he's still kind of good looking, and he was a cuter child.
dina says – reply to this

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to mandyjean #58 loooool ur so funny u mad me crack up looool two thumbs up
Dark says – reply to this

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Feldman is starting to look like grandpa from The Munsters. Poor Haim. Not sure what's up with him.
smorf says – reply to this

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I'd rather hit Corey Hart
chava says – reply to this

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ITS SOOO CRAZY. i WAS NEVER INTO FELDMAN (mouth) thought he was annoying in SBM & goonies> I was even mad martha had to kiss him in goonies!Back in the day i thought haim was hot. But i was always MORE OF a river phoenix obsessed fan. into his hippie nature boy thing. NOW FELDMAN IS THE HOT COREY! HOW INSANE IS THAT!
CrackisWhack says – reply to this

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Well, if I HAD to… it would be Feldman. He's still a whiny little sh!t BUT Haim looks like he would tie me up and leave with all of my jewlery afterward. CRACK IS WHACK!!!!
Allison says – reply to this

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If I was forced, Haim, He was the cuter one, especially in Liscense to drive, but thats only FORCE, both are pretty nasty and I think I would have to hide my money during sex cuz they would steal it for drugs.
chava says – reply to this

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ITS SOOO CRAZY. i WAS NEVER INTO FELDMAN (mouth) thought he was annoying in SBM & goonies> I was even mad martha had to kiss him in goonies!Back in the day i thought haim was hot. But i was always MORE OF a river phoenix obsessed fan. into his hippie nature boy thing. NOW FELDMAN IS THE HOT COREY! HOW INSANE IS THAT! i WILL WATCH THE SHOW THOUGH!
Jenna Mitchell says – reply to this

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If forced, I'd totally go for Feldman. I've always had a thing for Jewish guys.
Em says – reply to this

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If forced, I think Feldman. I bet Haim cries afterwards.