A Few Words From Kelly Osbourne

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kelly Osbourne

The soon to be musical theatre star just sent us a text message in response to this item we posted earlier today:

"Hey Perez, you gaylord! Believe it or not, little Miss Osbourne has lost weight and the only thing that they retouched was my double chin and that bit under your arm pit that can sometimes look like a vagina. Now who wouldn't want that? Love ya, Kel"

P.S. Beyonce wouldn't want anyone retouching her vagina pit!

Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 11:40 am / Email this »

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alicia says – reply to this

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1!

and ew
Thomasa says – reply to this

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I love you Kelly!!!
mad says – reply to this

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This is a very special time in my life. It looks as though I would be first.
Boricua Dubaieska says – reply to this

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AWSOME!
wee says – reply to this

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first
Alex says – reply to this

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Hehehe.
justMarge says – reply to this

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FIRST
Geeeena says – reply to this

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FIRST~!
pK says – reply to this

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first
Grandpa Munster says – reply to this

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Heh heeeehhhh! That little minx needs a good spank!
jen says – reply to this

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haha hey at least shes a good sport about it!
holly says – reply to this

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i love her
she is so cute
keels says – reply to this

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first
l35l13 says – reply to this

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It's always nice when people have a good response.
Sue says – reply to this

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I love her…she tells the truth like her mom! And you Perez!

Kelly looks great and I hope she kills on stage!
hfhf says – reply to this

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Haha, yea she look thinner even in candid photos. Good for her.
dash says – reply to this

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hahaha
lily_69 says – reply to this

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at least she wrote what was retouched
LUCY says – reply to this

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ooooooooooooooooooooooh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! YOUVE JUST BEEN DISSED!!!!!!!!!
elle says – reply to this

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haha, love her
Anonymous says – reply to this

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a little retouching is good for everyone. =]
rochelle says – reply to this

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big up to u. im 1st
JenUK says – reply to this

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HAHA!!!! Way to go Kelly! xoxo
tc says – reply to this

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oh to have famous friends who have too much time on their hands to reply to you, perez.
aj says – reply to this

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1st
aj says – reply to this

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first
daniii says – reply to this

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haha. what a fool.

perez = love.
Anne says – reply to this

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Lol! I hear you, Kelly, I so would retouch that!
M says – reply to this

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the people who always say first are so annoying! who cares!
La Tasspe From Kiwi says – reply to this

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i love this B*tch what a fantastic sense of humor, i bet she was using the "jenny crack" diet!!
Ashton says – reply to this

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That's so cool! I love Kelly Osbourne! She's really an inspiration to lots of people, and should be to Lindsay Lohan. She doesn't need to lose weight, but Lindsay needs to do whatever Kelly did to get sober…
haha says – reply to this

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shes cute
rachel says – reply to this

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you go kelly!!! you're awesome
me says – reply to this

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oh my gosh! she actually has talent and is going to be acting?? you mean, SHE is not famous for stealing other peoples work?? imagine that. well, i am sure perez cannot imagine being known for anything other than plagiurising. poor pathetic, loser boy.
kelly says – reply to this

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Omg Perez, I can't believe you would post this, you knob!
chacha says – reply to this

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Good for her!
Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this

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Kind of liking her now
Kiki says – reply to this

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If this is indeed Kelly's text then I think she's fucking AWESOME. She has a new fan now.
Shannon says – reply to this

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First of all, STOP TYPING FIRST IF YOU ARE 20TH OR HIGHER!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER FIRST AT THAT POINT!!!!

Secondly, I like Kelli Osborne, at least she is trying. And at least she hasn't caved into having a whole bunch of plastic surgery like the other hollywood messes that are her age! She is so cute, and has her own style, and go back to making fun of people that actually deserve it–the celebutantes that work by showing up where they know the paparazzi is hanging out. that is not real work.
robson says – reply to this

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she said gaylord. is she homophobic?
ash says – reply to this

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hahaha! that's so awesome I officially love her now.
J says – reply to this

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You go Girl!
Jenny says – reply to this

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Good for her! Its so hard to lose weight and she looks fantastic! Yay Kelly! Although… she did look fantastic before hand! She has always been such a great role model in being proud of herself either going to a big event or poking around in sweats.
Jessie says – reply to this

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I love her (and her mom) to DEATH! Kelly's looking good. But what about her tattoos…didn't they have to retouch over those?
Huh? says – reply to this

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Kelly who? Why does this woman keep getting any press?
robson says – reply to this

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everyone one who says the love kelly must be fat girls too.
amanda says – reply to this

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she looks great!
St. Louis Boogie says – reply to this

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Hahahaha..see told your fat ass! retouched my ass..what about your fatagious photos? have they been retouched?
JET says – reply to this

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ON NO ~ Kelly's arm pit vagina is gone ???
.
I guess I do NOT get any sex this weekend with Kelly.
eeww says – reply to this

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All these comments must be fake because people like that hideous monster as much as they like kimberly stewart.
sara t. says – reply to this

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i love kelly. i wanna finger her vagina pit
jessa says – reply to this

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Kelly, you look hot in those pix! Good luck!
pio says – reply to this

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Paris will soon be BROKE. Just read it at www.hollywoodheathens.com. You KNOW Perez won’t post this story!

www.hollywoodheathens.com

www.hollywoodheathens.com
fatchicksneedlovetoobuthteygottapay says – reply to this

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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HUMP HER STINKY FATSQUATCH VAGINA PIT!
JET says – reply to this

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#39 Shannon said: "First of all, STOP TYPING FIRST IF YOU ARE 20TH OR HIGHER!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER FIRST AT THAT POINT!!!!"
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FIRST
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I'm the FIRST FIRST above 50 comments
vanessalr says – reply to this

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hahahaha I love Kelly she says it like it is
JosephNYC says – reply to this

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Who cares how good she looks, she's gonna suck in the role anyway. She can't sing and she's 20 years too young for the part.
Worst stunt casting ever!!!
Anyone who has a ticket to see her should ask for their money back. UGH!!
Mike says – reply to this

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LMAO
Carnal Sin says – reply to this

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OMG! A celeb w/a sense of humor who can handle Perezels? New hero!
UKer says – reply to this

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kelly if you are reading this i just wanted to tell you that you fucking rock
you don't take shit from anyone a you seem very genuine.
GO KELLY.
m says – reply to this

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a gaylord is a large box > 300 gallons. you're not that huge.
MIke says – reply to this

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Kelly is the UGLIEST troll alive. She is wrong in soooo many ways..what a fucked up family. Every person has a whoranus tattoo.
Clover says – reply to this

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hehehe
gaylord
I TOTALLY LOVE THIS CHICK
ilovekellyo says – reply to this

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i LOVE this girl. you look great, kelly, and you are incredibly smart for responding to his post.
the municipal vagina of mariah says – reply to this

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And thats why Kelly is awesome!
Sebastian says – reply to this

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Kelly O is the Girl…she's such a cool down to earth girl.

Learn Lindsay…learn.

PS:fat arms under sometimes looks like vagina lol.
Andy says – reply to this

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yikes … somehow i don't think going around calling people "gaylord" is the best thing for a theatrical hopeful. she is aware that she'll be surrounded by gay men, right? haha
Eliann says – reply to this

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Kelly, shut the fuck up….nobody cares…..you are a talentless hack….stop trying to ride your father's coattails and go to school or something….cause a singer, you definitely aren't. And you're going to be ridiculous in a musical….how could they have ever hired you for that?????? GO AWAY LOSER
here u go says – reply to this

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Kelly Osbourne, 22, pop star and daughter of legendary Black Sabbath metal rocker/ditzy reality tv dad Ozzy Osbourne, has revealed that her recent weight loss of almost 30 pounds is due to an untreated thyroid condition. While the type of condition was not specified, it's likely that she is suffering from hyperthyroidism, the thyroid condition that most commonly causes dramatic weight loss in a person of Osbourne's age.
According to news reports, Osbourne is also refusing treatment, because she fears regaining the weight.

Osbourne has been telling the press that she has lost two stone (28 pounds), and that it was not through exercise or diet.
Brianna says – reply to this

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Kelly is sooooooooo fucking ugly!!
She may be rich but she's as ugly and fat as hell.
Lardass.
Em from the UK says – reply to this

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Hey who wouldn't want their double chins removed in one fail swoop! Good on Kelly for admitting it, many celebs wouldn't dare.
UKer says – reply to this

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#67 - Andy KELLY AND PEREZ ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS , SHE WAS JUST TEASING HIM.
GOOD LORD YOU PEOPLE HAVE ZERO SENSE OF HUMOUR.
bumpinguglies says – reply to this

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I think Kelly is sofaking HOT! I would totally go gay 4 her.
Brit girl says – reply to this

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LOL She's cute!
VAGINAPITSARELIKEHOTANDSTUFF says – reply to this

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So what's this I hear about Brad and Angeline having another baby and naming it Vagina Pit? That's HOT!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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I'm shocked.
I had no idea that Kelly
even knew a few words.
Mari Davis says – reply to this

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Actually, in all truth it should be Perez who uses the Beyonce retouching expert… Kelly looks great!
Crystal says – reply to this

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lmao. I love it.
miamiguy123 says – reply to this

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Wow, Kelly looks great! How did she lose all that weight? I hope Perez goes on a diet soon
Alexis says – reply to this

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Kelly is hott, f*ck the haters!
FaShionHilton says – reply to this

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KELLY GET OVER IT….YOU VAMPIRE!
kdghty says – reply to this

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*sigh*

when will people learn the difference between a vagina and a vulva, fer cripe's sake!
Courtney says – reply to this

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that's a long text message.
likeAJoeMama says – reply to this

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haha.. kelly is super funny.
Catie says – reply to this

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Kelly is awesome.
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Refreshing to see someone who isn't in love with themself A sense of humor is far more attractive than being a dumb, bleach blond whore (Paris).
bitchPLZ says – reply to this

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LOVE KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
E An says – reply to this

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LMAO!
E An says – reply to this

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lmao
cuntrag says – reply to this

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i think shes gorgeous either way, its nice to see shes not a stack of bones held together by skin
Barbara says – reply to this

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Love you Kelly. Sorry to hear about your Grandfather passing last week. All my best to you and yours.
P.S. Elisabitch is still a cunt !!
dagnabit says – reply to this

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hilarious
Valhope says – reply to this

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It's true I like Kelly, taking out all the s***t of the brain she is nice and at least she doing something for not getting drugs!
B says – reply to this

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I LOVE KELLY! I miss her on tv and stuff. Wish she'd release another album. She's unique and beautiful.
patches mom says – reply to this

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Kelly- don't feel bad! i am little- only 5'3 and wiegh 105 lbs and i too have the vagina armpit too! i thought i was the only one! it really does look like a puss! it's only on my right side tho. too fucking funny! i love your fam and all your crazy dogs.
shen says – reply to this

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#67….obviously she said that jokingly.

anyway, I love kelly. all these people are on here saying she's hideous and talentless and fat. obviously those are all individual opinion things, but they wouldn't let her in a play of that stature if she couldn't act and sing.
o k k k says – reply to this

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Kelly Osbourne is truly freakin' amazing. I think it's great she has the balls to say that. GO KELLY!
sugarpuss says – reply to this

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at least Kelly has enough class to keep her vagina under her armpit where it belongs , unlike those other coochie - flashing hoes!!! Work it Kelly!
heather says – reply to this

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aww she's kind of awesome
phyllisflavor says – reply to this

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hahah i still love her.