A Few Words From Kelly Osbourne

The soon to be musical theatre star just sent us a text message in response to this item we posted earlier today:

"Hey Perez, you gaylord! Believe it or not, little Miss Osbourne has lost weight and the only thing that they retouched was my double chin and that bit under your arm pit that can sometimes look like a vagina. Now who wouldn't want that? Love ya, Kel"

P.S. Beyonce wouldn't want anyone retouching her vagina pit!

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 11:40 am / Email this  »

    115 comments to “A Few Words From Kelly Osbourne”

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    1. she says – reply to this


      101

      Good for her for loosing weight, but I still think they touched up her face/nose & a couple other spots too.

    2. zubble says – reply to this


      102

      Her father rocks!!! I've never seen an armpit that looks like a vagina and I've looked at quite a few of both. Strange.

    3. Voice Lessons! says – reply to this


      103

      I hope daddy pays for some voice lessons.

    4. patches' mom says – reply to this


      104

      #98- you are hilaerious! so true! #102- if you are standing or sitting with your arms by your side, there is a crease between the toppermost, outermost part of the side of your boob where that skin meets the armpit. it is usually just a single line, but on some, there is a double line and it looks like an unshaved vagina.

    5. aj says – reply to this


      105

      LOVE HER!

    6. sdge says – reply to this


      106

      i love you KELLY! youre beautiful.

    7. lakashimi says – reply to this


      107

      heheh you tell him kelly nobodys perfect but you sure are close.

    8. Anne says – reply to this


      108

      Holy shit! I never thought I could be this fond of K.O.! Like a rockstar…

    9. Eddie says – reply to this


      109

      great response, and good for her!!! will be in london when she opens. I will definately go to see her in that tired old show!

    10. Kelly S (not O) says – reply to this


      110

      She needs her uglyness retouched.

      If she has lost weight then how come her head still looks like a giant melon with an OTT Wednesday Addams' face painted on?

    11. brassmonkey says – reply to this


      111

      Her new emo bf Jarrod Gorbel is teh hotness!

    12. Monica says – reply to this


      112

      luv you !!!! hahaha and ur tatoos 2 :p

    13. Monica says – reply to this


      113

      luv u! & congratulations :)

    14. geek says – reply to this


      114

      fucking PRICELESS

    15. whattthebuckk says – reply to this


      115

      hahahhahah

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