Britney & Fed-Ex: Details Of The Split!

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are now officially divorced.

For now, the pair will have 50/50 joint custody of their boo boos and K-Fed is supposed to make $15,000 a month for child support, according to their pre-nup.

He agreed to let that crazy ho have joint custody???

K-Fed must be getting a nice pay-off!

The now exes are said to not even be talking to each other. A follow-up trip to family court is coming up very soon, more likely than not.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:29 pm / Email this  »

    112 comments to “Britney & Fed-Ex: Details Of The Split!”

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    1. k says – reply to this


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      firrrrrrst

    2. janet says – reply to this


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      He should never have signed off until he had full custody and she had supervised visitation.

    3. oh says – reply to this


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      wowowowowow

    4. danielle says – reply to this


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      w/e brit is crazy

    5. notquite firtst says – reply to this


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      FIST!

    6. Claire says – reply to this


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      Damn… look how much better she looked just a short time ago. Poor girl.

    7. Amy says – reply to this


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      first

    8. chels says – reply to this


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      first

    9. Terri says – reply to this


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      wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    10. rexapocalypse says – reply to this


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      first

    11. Claire says – reply to this


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      I'll always dislike him for ruining her… and being so freakin' gross and sleazy. I swear, he got her into drugs.

    12. Devin says – reply to this


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      I hope they go to court soon, to much more time with that crazed skank, and those kids will scarred for ever.

    13. k says – reply to this


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      firrrrrrrrst

    14. first says – reply to this


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      first you losers

    15. bella says – reply to this


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      she looks so… normal in that picture. k-fed might be talentless and lazy, but he does have this goin for him - as long as brit was with him, she had all her REAL hair, wasn't disoriented 99% of the time, and still talked to her mom.

    16. kalyde says – reply to this


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      She looks so pretty in that picture. It's such a shame how far she's fallen. :(

    17. jd says – reply to this


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      VIGINA PIT!

    18. Kim says – reply to this


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      I really wanted them to try and work it out!!

    19. Thea says – reply to this


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      they're both crazy, so 50/50 custody sounds fair. Although I think the kids need new parents altogether

    20. Carmen says – reply to this


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      For God's sake, give K-Fed the kids!!

    21. phukkyomama says – reply to this


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      kevin needs full custody!!!!!!!

    22. Fabri says – reply to this


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      Finalllyy!!!!!! Britney is freee!!!!

      Go Britneyyy!!

      Argentina loves you Brit

      hahahh

      Oh And..Perez..

      Fuck you!!!!!!!!

      i hate you!

    23. chacha says – reply to this


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      Man, I would not want to give him one cent!

    24. St. louis boogie says – reply to this


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      CAN'T you see in this pix the love that she had for this BUM?
      It is written all over her face! He knew deep down inside that she was not the bad mother you jackasses wanted/want her to be! This prick only gets $1500 out of millions…NO MORE SHOPPING SPREES..BITCH! SHAR can't get anymore STOMACH TUCKS..it is not like it had a big impact on her anyway..she still is ulglier than horse shit!

    25. Renae says – reply to this


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      Why is her hand up his sleeve?

    26. XtraXtra says – reply to this


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      I have heard numerous complaints from black entertainers (not A-list) and black patrons, that they have a hard time getting into some of L.A.’s trendiest nightspots. Some of these clubs have a “black quota,” and they employ African-American doormen to reject black patrons to protect themselves from racial discrimination suits. But, I recently learned, their is another element at play here. A white female celebrity has called a few of these clubs and openly complained about the number of blacks in attendance when she attends. She says, “being around too many blacks make me uncomfortable.” If you don’t exclude some of them, I will make sure, “my young white Hollywood friends,” find another club to attend. I will call them all and ask them not to patronize you establishment. Club owners cave in to her demands because this celebrity and her friends bring notoriety to their clubs as well as good publicity. This white celebrity is often in the company of blacks despite the deep resentment she harbors and she talks about these same blacks like a dog behind their backs with her white friends. It’s common for her to use racial epithets to describe her “so called black friends,” when they’re out of earshot. (It's Paris Hilton…)

    27. Jonny Jones says – reply to this


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      I don't think that he is getting that much. A few million and half of the value of the Malibu house which at this point, is like 500K since she white trashed it up. 15K of child support and you don't have a vagina, how pathetic. Kevin is a douche. 15K and full time custody is kind of acceptable. No wonder how Britney is crazy, she finally realized that he was only in it for the money. Does Britney realize that she got pregnant the second time by a turkey baster????? You know that Bastard Machine Cunt Shar Jackson will take K-Fag to get her puffy hands on some of his new found wealth. Shar, ain't no good going to come to you until you stop lying about K-Fag parenting skills.

    28. t says – reply to this


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      i thought they were already divorced

    29. bla bla bla says – reply to this


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      huh? HE has to give HER 15 grand a month?! but she's loaded!…..

    30. gadjet says – reply to this


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      How is K-Fed gonna afford $15,000 a month!!?!?!?!?!?!

    31. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      K-FedEx is getting all the ball caps.
      Britney gets the kids.
      K-FedEx gets the sanity.
      Britney gets the money.
      K-FedEx gets bad prress.
      Britney's press makes Keven look like The Golden Child.
      K-FedEx gets the kids.
      Britney gets rejected by Hustler Magazine
      for a photo shoot because the magazine
      considers her too skanky for their publication.
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    32. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      I KNEW HE WOULD HELP HER FALL FLAT ON HER FACE….(sigh) NOW BRITTANY IS UGLY, FAT, LONELY, AND SHORT OF 15,000 A MONTH. THAT MEANS HER PUPPY WON'T BE ABLE TO GO ON THOSE REGULAR SHOPPING SPREES…POOR PUPPY!…..U SUCK K-FED (but your music sucks more…i hope u know that, u back-up dancer)

    33. smorf says – reply to this


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      Who gets custody of the crazy?

    34. Kim says – reply to this


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      That can't possibly be true Xtra..

    35. poLka dot !!! says – reply to this


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      k-fed wanted money not full custody…He's hiding out becasue he's always STONED. He's a joke talking money he's weak.

    36. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      I READ IT WRONG….K-FED IS PAYING 15,000…….LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……AND WHERE DOES HE GET THIS FROM?…(being sarcastic) O, HE PROBABLY GOT IT FROM HIS ALBUM GOING PLATINUM!……HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…AND ONCE AGAIN….U SUCK K-FED!!!!

    37. kacie420 says – reply to this


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      c'mon xtra xtra #26
      where did you hear that sh*t about paris calling clubs to keep african americans out? I'm not saying that that stuff doesn't happen, but I seriously doubt that someone as famous as her would make racist comments like that and it not get out…

    38. silentPROtext says – reply to this


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      As bad as I feel for Britney, it was her choice to do whatever she did.

      As for K-fed. His ass needs to get shanked. I have NEVER agreed with him being around and if I could, I would murder him.

      Nuff said.

    39. L A says – reply to this


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      50/50?????????? You mean 50/5 (45 with Mannies, bodyguards, and assistants)…She is the worst mom..why have kids when you are still a selfish child yourself and you want all the limelight and attention? Everyone knows a good parent buries their partying ways when Kids pop out.

    40. mexican student says – reply to this


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      who cares

    41. hilo says – reply to this


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      Paris will soon be BROKE. Just read it at www.hollywoodheathens.com. You KNOW Perez won’t post this story!
       
      www.hollywoodheathens.com
       
      www.hollywoodheathens.com

    42. sara says – reply to this


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      you got it wrong, she's paying HIM 15K.

    43. Michelle says – reply to this


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      It is hard to believe but I guess she was the crazy one in that marriage. I mean she's full out crazy now. I've never liked him but he seems like he's actually tried to be a responsible parent with their kids whereas she's gone nuts-o.

    44. iLovePerez..NOT says – reply to this


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      Aww i miss the old Britney man after two years she from that to what is now yeah that won't happen any more we lost her she is done!

    45. destiny says – reply to this


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      i think that guy should not have gotten any childsuport. if anything he should be friggen in jail for fraud. I think Britney is clearly suffering from PPD. and she was a great mother to her first. evern though she had some bad parenting on tape. every new parents does somthing roung. she needs help and I hope that ass hole feels bad for the rest of his life for what he done to her

    46. my thoughts says – reply to this


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      she looked so happy there. she really had high hopes for a happy ending. all she wanted was a loving husband. instead she found the harsh reality of adulthood. she doesnt have 'daddy' there to share in the joys of the children, which makes being a mother much less enjoyable. of course i realize she made a terrible choice in men, but surely she thought they could be a happy family. now shes COMPLETLEY insane, which by the way, doesnt mean she shouldnt have her children. lots of women are completley insane. i dont the public has any right to wish her children to be taken away from her.

    47. dora,greece says – reply to this


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      some times i feel so sorry for britney!this freak(k-fedUP) RUINED HER LIFE AND HER CAREER.britney needs to get herself together,be a good mom for her children and start a new life with someone that won't love her gor her money.
      K-FEDUP SUCKS!

    48. pele says – reply to this


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      FaShionHilton- Kfed is GETTING $15 grand / month dumba*s, not paying britney

    49. Harmonica says – reply to this


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      Her thighs have always been chunky. In that pic here arms look flabby too.
      What a porker!! Kelly Clarkson is twiggy compared to Brit

    50. Shallow Val says – reply to this


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      The only thing I have to say about this pic is that I also love putting my hands up my boyfriends sleeves like that. (memoriesssss) MMMM that's nice.

      Otherwise, whatever….

    51. BytchinHeat says – reply to this


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      #49, you're a dolt. She's responsible for whatever she's going through. Stop passing the buck. He didn't do anything she didn't allow him to do. (fucking fairies!)

    52. eb says – reply to this


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      some people just don't know how to take rejection. Watch out for Britney's new set of mischievious actions in the next months to come. The way that I see it is that if she got rejected by the loser in town, her self steem must be down on the floor.

    53. ilona rose says – reply to this


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      I cant wait for tomorrow…Can you imagine the post-divorce partying that Britney will do tonight? Girl is gonna get shit faced and the cameras will be there for all of us to see…She will be in her bra…panties…optional for sure…I cant wait for the fireworks…
      xox, ilona rose

    54. Laurie says – reply to this


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      WOW! She used to look great now she has that drugged up hag look going for her. Why did Kevin not get full custody of the wee ones is the California court system on crack to?

    55. damn says – reply to this


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      damn…this was her first love scumbucket! many people can't handle rejections..if it is their first love! Saggy dick! I think that it is cute how she had her hands up his sleeves..that should say alot to you dipshits! SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY! DUHHH!

    56. dan says – reply to this


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      cant you people leave her alone? cant you see she fell in love with this guy. she didnt see what we saw (that he was using her) because she was in love. her heart got broken and she found out that her marriage was all for money. you people need to leave her alone, you can tell she is a good person and just wants to be loved. id love to see one of you in her situation. no one goes through what she does. everything she does is blown out of proportion. shes a beautiful person.

    57. PlanetJ says – reply to this


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      A fool and her money are soon parted! You gotta give it to KFed he got loaded by screwing over the formerly untouchable Miss Spears. I think his good behavior now is from feeling bad about her head getting so screwed up. He still got tons of money though for banging a formerly hot Britney. Ultimate player!! Good job KFed!

    58. flor says – reply to this


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      #22 - Fabri says:

      Finalllyy!!!!!! Britney is freee!!!!
      Go Britneyyy!!
      Argentina loves you Brit
      hahahh
      Oh And..Perez..
      Fuck you!!!!!!!!
      i hate you!

      Speak for yourself. ARGENTINA doesn't love britney. YOU love britney. BRITNEY SUCKS.

    59. Brooding Eden says – reply to this


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      What makes me sad about this shot is that six months ago I would have laughed at how ridiculous and stupid she was … now this shot makes me think they actually might have had something. Boy, has she fallen hard. She looks like a completely (happy) person in this picture. I doubt she's ever going to get back to where she was at this point.

    60. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


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      Y'all know damn well this is what K-Fed had planned the whole time. He knew he would bank off of her some how. He probably poked the holes in the condoms himself. Not a bad living for just being married 2 years! A lot more than what I make!!! It's not who ya know but who ya screw!

    61. katie says – reply to this


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      I love her hair here, too. No nasty FAKE roots.

    62. who could have thought says – reply to this


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      Haha u know it bad when everyone wish she go back to her husband. LOL I hope he get full custody.Funny she paying 15g a month when they shared the kids also funny her lawyer want to hide the arrgrement. He already have the kids a lot of time more than she does.She has the kids for 3 days. Shar will show ur kids how a mom behave britney. Funny how KFEd won the divorce and everyone is on his side.Last november was a different story.

    63. MAT says – reply to this


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      she looked really happy here. sucha shame. wen they divorced i was startin to like him. when she announced the divorce there was no doubt in any1z mind she wld get custody. now luk at what we've come to… sad really.
      oh n btw for whoever said she lukz fat in this pic she was like 5/6 months pregnant. it was on the set of that music video where she was pregnant!

    64. Someone Anyone?? says – reply to this


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      What the hell, this chick is crazy woman like this should just stay away. Why the need to put your hands up his sleeves. It makes the photo retarded. If it was a real man there would be no room for her to put her hand in their because he would have muscles.

    65. cheryl says – reply to this


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      Why should KFed get child support when they have 50/50 custody. It isn't fair. What a mooch!

    66. Mrs. Hernandez says – reply to this


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      I think Kevin did wrong in signing those papers. Britney has not been a good mom. I used to be her fan but with everything she's doing is very dissapointing to me. Kevin is doing a great job with the kids. I believe the reason he signed has to do with britney not trying to do something stupid. I'm assuming he wants her to do better but she doesn't let anyone help her. I hope she gets her act together for the kids.

    67. Ryan says – reply to this


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      She's not a crazy ho you fuck!!! Kevin is the bastard who screwed up her life!!!!!!!

    68. beetlebugg says – reply to this


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      If Marky Mark can succeed so can K-Fed— K-FED RULES!!!

    69. Christine says – reply to this


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      Kevin is officially a DOUCHEBAG. To let this crazy country bumbkin coke whore get 50% custody of those poor kids is a travesty. She must have made him an offer he couldn't refuse. WOW, to choose ANYTHING over your kids… Those kids should be taken away from both of these complete and utter wastes of life.
      Britney-Your kids will hate you in the future for being such miserable and uncaring mom.
      Kevin- Your kids will hate you in the future for choosing $$ over them and not saving them from an out of control crazy bitch!
      YOU REAP WHAT YOU SEW!

    70. Laura says – reply to this


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      UR nothing but a big, fat loser Perez.

    71. AK says – reply to this


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      WOW… She actually looks like a healthy human being in this photo. Amazing what drugs does to you… she aged so fast!
      I think this chick made a mistake… that's what all people who are young and in love do. But then when it backfired on her she lost it. Instead of acting like a sophisticated and classy lady she went bananas trying to make herself look as cheap, slutty, trashy and classless as possible. I don't think he's responsible for this either, because she's an adult and makes her own choices, no one held a gun to her head.
      At 19 years, I had an education, brand new car, a single family home, a career making $40k +, and successful relationship which is still strong… so there's no excuse why people who are handed millions can't get their act together and stop blaming everyone else and living like life is a circus.
      All these A-List celebrity it-girls can go on and keep damaging their bodies, lives and reputations. It will definitely catch up to them, but much harder than they could ever expect. This trend in American pop culture of irresponsible young socialites driving drunk, popping out kids, behaving irratically in public and causing scandals is so OLD. What ever happened to the good old days where people respected themselves and cared about their self-images?! It's so nauseating to think I live in a country that encourages this crap!!!

    72. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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      Oh my God, a picture of Britney looking like she is not for sale. How could her looks go so quickly?

    73. XtraXtra says – reply to this


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      To Kim and kacie420 –

      Paris would and DOES make those comments behind closed doors — when she thinks she's with "friends"…

    74. cari says – reply to this


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      she looked amazing back then…sucks…she needs something, anything to knock her BACK into reality

    75. amy says – reply to this


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      its funny cause they actually look cute together?
      im not sure who to feel sorry for anymore?!

    76. sail says – reply to this


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      who is Rafael Caricote???? I’ve been heard so much about him. Somebody help me, please, thank U

    77. the insane pope says – reply to this


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      claire #11….yur a moron,omg he got her into drugs,MORON

    78. dlove says – reply to this


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      IF they have joint custody then why does he get $15,000 for child support???

    79. britney fan says – reply to this


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      I thought they where already divored???

    80. kelly k says – reply to this


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      if custody is 50/50 why is there any support at all?

    81. MELaspEN524 says – reply to this


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      um…did they really just call those poor babies boo-boo's? Thats f-ed up. Children are NEVER boo-boo's. Accidents maybe, but never mistakes…Wrong choice of words

    82. Crissy says – reply to this


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      Look at how cute she used to be and now she's just a washed up crazy has been who is more fug than Fugs and Fugs when Jugs was orange.

    83. Er says – reply to this


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      i cant believe that shes such a mess anymore that she actually is starting to make him look good lol

    84. The Sus says – reply to this


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      God, look how beautiful she was. Now she has some disconnected, crazy look in her eyes. I think she needs an medical intervention, not rehab.

    85. gleebabeelg says – reply to this


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      awwwww. That's kinda sad. Well, if u listen to 'I Can Hear The Bells' while reading it, it's sad. Oh well.

    86. Rachel says – reply to this


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      How alkward is this picture with her arm up his sleeve? Very strange pose

    87. lee says – reply to this


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      seriously my heart goes out to her. i cant imagine how it feels to be her.No wonder she had the huge breakdown and the headshaving. her whole life she has been used and abused. EVERYONE IS USING HER her family is satisfied they have huge mansions and drive s class mercades. her husband fooled her into thinking he loved her and wanted to have children with her, just for the money. even her cousin used her just for publicity to get her career started. and it doesnt end there. all these gossip websites/magazines use her just to gte a quick buck adding her name to every false story just so it can sell. its so sad all these moochers making millions off of her and there she is all alone with no one to trust.

      i'm not a fan of her music or anything. but i respect her as a human being and she deserves respect, she is a person and people should not be used like this

    88. lalane says – reply to this


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      she looked sooo cute then, so sad

    89. she says – reply to this


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      So Sad!

    90. tiffany says – reply to this


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      you guys are stupid…. if you read the print correctly you will see that k-fed is "supposed to make $15,000 a month for child support" meaning that he has to make it to pay it to brit…. when it says that " A follow-up trip to family court is coming up very soon, more likely than not."

      it means that he probably wont make the 15 K therefor they will be back in court because he wont be making the payments…..

    91. leelee71rbde says – reply to this


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      WoW! That's not anything! Not celeb-lifestyle cash :(

    92. missmeg says – reply to this


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      that's sad. She is so young and pretty. She thought she was in love and look at him.. he never loved her. Oh to be young and naive again…. I bet deep down Brit wishes she was again. Her mother needs to try harder. She let her kids into the limelght so she should have learned how to support them better.

    93. Megz says – reply to this


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      damn
      they were never good for each otehr anyways

      I hope she doesn't wirte another single about this one
      "opps I did it again 2" might be coming out soon
      haha

    94. Lola says – reply to this


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      They're both crazy. Proof: Well, she offers proof everyday. And he's wearing a Yankees hat.

    95. love says – reply to this


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      if its 50/50 custody why is he getting 15,000 for child support??????

    96. Beth says – reply to this


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      Brit is tripping. Her career is gone. She should be paying K-fed.

    97. DD says – reply to this


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      I have to say, as much as K-Fed seemed at first to be a bad influence, they do look happy and healthy together and now, since the split, she has gone WAY downhill in every department, while he seems to be the stable, low profile one. I hope he gets the kids until she gets her head out of her ass, gets clean, reconciles with her family and gets some therapy. I think the career is kaput though.

    98. Deena says – reply to this


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      K-fed, you lucky man!!!

    99. Megan says – reply to this


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      kinda Crazy to think that we would be wanting Kevin to have the kids these days.

    100. bri says – reply to this


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      they look cute together

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