Don't Mess With My Man

7/30/2007 11:50 AM ET | Filed under: Bono

Bono's wife has swooped in for the kill!

Ali Hewson was snapped back on the arm of the Irish rocker on Sunday night, after far too many days of him hanging out with good "friend" Penelope Cruz.

Don't they look just thrilled to be together???

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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St. Louis Boogie says – reply to this

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NOW..do all of you see..why he is licking all over P. Cruz?
peekabo says – reply to this

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I hate when chicks don't wear the right bras with their clothes! LIke this one- word strapless!
St. Louis Boogie says – reply to this

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I was first…blabber mouth bitches!
chastity says – reply to this

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who the hell is that ugly hag on the side of bono?
whsfb says – reply to this

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EW
Leo says – reply to this

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1st
mahdie says – reply to this

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first.

and penelope? O__O
mahdie says – reply to this

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first.

and penelope? O__O
Sarah says – reply to this

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Friends don't walk EVERYWHERE holding hands.

They're definitely some sort of miserable item ..Wouldn't it be awesome to find out he knocked her up? Ahahahah!
pK says – reply to this

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They get first prize for worlds fuggliest couple. He has completely turned into a bloated wierdo…She definitely needs to stop borroing Britney's stylist.
gosh says – reply to this

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omg. bono ismarried!?
Kelly says – reply to this

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BONO….HOW COULD YOU!?! P. Cruz…come on! You've been with your wife for how long now…stick it out!
Stina says – reply to this

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I guess they don't like colours..
lalala says – reply to this

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BONO HAS BEEN HAVING A LONG AFFAIR WITH THE CORR'S SINGER ANDREA CORR. IT IS WELL KNOWN IN THE IRISH PRESS BUT THEY WON'T REVEAL IT FOR BONO'S REPUTATIONS SAKE. I THINK BONO'S WIFE ALI KNOWS THIS- THEY HAVE AN OPEN MARRIAGE. HE'S BEEN WITH LOADS OF WOMEN.
pK says – reply to this

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He wishes he could get hit Penelope….She is F L Y…do you really think she would break off a piece for ….THAT?
lilo says – reply to this

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Paris will soon be BROKE. Just read it at www.hollywoodheathens.com. You KNOW Perez won’t post this story!

www.hollywoodheathens.com

www.hollywoodheathens.com
mary jane says – reply to this

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Celebs are sooo lame!!! Apparently having morals is for everyone else, not them.
maria says – reply to this

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I worked in a bar in dublin were they drank and she turned a bling eye to all of his little affairs, when she left the pub he would be onto the nearest young blonde and didn't care who saw them they would be all over each other he had no shame
oh god says – reply to this

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all of you are idiots. married for over 20 years and four kids. get over yourselves with these dumb ass rumors. who cares if he held hands with half the world. it's just friends. let them live their life.
Kiki says – reply to this

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Wow Prezzers, you're on a roll today with all the posts.
I really don't understand the point of a marriage if you're going around and holding other women's hands. Maybe she's just in it for the comfortable lifestyle he can give her. I don't know. Either way, this is just wrong. But then again, he's a liberal scumbag with a God complex who whores up the fame all in the name of "saving the world". Cliche, cliche, cliche….
Spraychel says – reply to this

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Even the stars with the best taste stray I guess.
spraysinthecity.com
Lynnepoo says – reply to this

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Of course Bono has 4 kids. He's a good Catholic boy! Wouldn't that be funny if P Cruz turns up preggers like her goo friend Salmya, since good Catholics don't use condoms?!??!
TEST says – reply to this

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TEST

TEST

TEST
Harmonica says – reply to this

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Look like they're going to a funeral. WTF?????
Black Irish says – reply to this

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He's one of the most famous men in the world and Ms. Cruz is no slouch either. Would they REALLY go around holding hands if they gettin' on? Oy! People, take a chill pill, please!
FURBY says – reply to this

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Bobo .. i mean Bono.. is a FAKE.
"Oh isn't he just the greatest, y'all? Just SUPER."
Fuck him.
zooropa says – reply to this

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This would be my first ever celeb dissalusionment should this prove to be true. I've been a fan of Bono's for over 15. I've always dug his perceived code of righteousness. We're all human though, and shows what happens when we place our heroes on pedastools.
Nancy says – reply to this

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Lame, Perez. You're losing your touch.
the Edge says – reply to this

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We call him *BONER* for a reason.

The Edge
me says – reply to this

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Is that Penelope Cruz??? Nooooooo, or??
Yuk says – reply to this

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What the heck is she wearing??
Ali needs to step it up! Penelope Cruz has no problem breaking up marriages. She'll succeed if this is her competition!
edan says – reply to this

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Penelope Cruz and Angelina Jolie should really start a husband-theft club.
: )
I do think that Sir Paul & Ali Hewson have a pretty open marriage though.
Kiki says – reply to this

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a sure sign of being pissed at your short husband….wearing a mega wedge/heel when out in public with him.
DeeDee2 says – reply to this

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This is not a flattering picture of Ali. She is much prettier than this, and does humanitarian work besides. She's far better than the celebutards featured on this website…and her husband is lucky to have her!!!

How interesting that it took a friendship with Penelope Cruz to make the tabloid press discover Bono. Obviously his fantastic music and humanitarian work wasn't enough. Now that you folks have discovered him, though….I wish you'd leave him alone now.
Enough says – reply to this

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Every time I turn around Penelope Cruz is with a different man. If anyone should have a STD by now - it's her. Give it a break.
NC says – reply to this

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There's a special place in Hell for women who go after married men. I can see how the average woman might be desperate - but Cruz and Jolie can get plenty of men. I guess in their cases, it's just that they have NO CLASS!
Eliann says – reply to this

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ugh….no wonder he wants to hang out with penelope and helena and pretty much any other woman besides her…she looks miserable and no fun to be around.
Clover says – reply to this

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i like her
that bitch is feisty
piece of crap says – reply to this

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What Perez is not showing is pics of Bono and Penelope and his wife and Helena Christiansen and Bono and Ali's kids all together.

They vacation every year in the so of France as a family and invite their friends (often celebrities ) to join them. On this trip, Michael Stipe of REM and Helena are also photographed. I know I shouldn't expect these gossip sites to do their research, but give someone like Bono a break. He's a decent guy. Sure, he's a flirt but he's a rock star he's always been that way. Nothing wrong with it.
Michelle says – reply to this

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I'm soooo upset. I feel so sorry for Ali. He's an inconsiderate a**hole. By the way, this picture does her no justice, she is pretty.
Ally says – reply to this

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Is she wearing panty hose with those sandals??

Ewww.
lorenawoods says – reply to this

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just not feelin it……………
Frankie says – reply to this

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WHY CHEAT ON THE PERSON YOU SUPPOSEDLY LOVE???
LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this

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************************************************************
YOU GO GIRL- BUT YOU NEED TO AT LEAST LAY YOUR MAN OUT FOR DISRESPECTING YOU LIKE THAT.

PENNY CRUZ IS A TRAMPY HO

***************************************************
mrs nice says – reply to this

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I'm a huge fan of both of them, but really, someone should give her some fashion advise. She really needs a stylist.
VictorVictoria says – reply to this

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Ali is really pretty in real life - this is a terrible photo. They live near me and I see her often in the shops etc. Stunning and natural and tiny. She was in to the humanitarian causes for about a decade before Bono decided to get on board with it. It is a well known secret that Bono has affairs (with that Corrs one especially), and I guess that is between him and Ali. But I still respect her for being a great mother and humanitarian. For whatever reason, she has stayed with the father of her children - you don't know who SHE spends her free time with, now do you?
lala says – reply to this

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She's just having a bad fashion day. If you search for images of Ali she's actually drop dead gorgeous and very stylish.
River says – reply to this

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Bono does love Ali and dere wer other pics of this event wher they were holding hands and smiling, and bono was kissing his wife's back and it was so cute. Their daughter was there with them and oh yeah Penelope was right there behind them too! Bono and Penelope are just friends and Ali knows that.. oh BTW Perez couldn't have picked a worse picture of them.. but w.e the fans know better..so don't mess with our man!!…and his lady :p
daisy says – reply to this

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What everyone fails to realize is that Ali has been there with Bono the whole time. It is even on video. Not only is Ali there, but his daughter Eve is in most of the photographs with Penelope and him.
a list says – reply to this

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he's been scewing the lead singer from the corrs for years - allegedly!
Lisa H. says – reply to this

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She needs a "What Not to Wear" intervention. What is up with that dress?
in the know - really says – reply to this

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He holds hands with everybody. Really. Men, women, old nuns. He's a very affectionate man. Not lecherous. Just warm and affectionate. Ali and their daughters were with them the whole time. He and Penny are friends, same as Helena and Michael. Ali, who needs no defending, is gorgeous, tiny, brilliant and a spit fire. He does not cheat - all those close to him know this. And to clear up one more persistent rumor: It's not Bono who's been with Andrea Corr. It's his best friend, Gavin Friday. There you have it.
none says – reply to this

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#4 - chastity says:
who the hell is that ugly hag on the side of bono?
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I fucking hate people like the above asshole. His long time wife, mother of his 4 children, is a hag! Grow up, everyone ages, you're not going to stay 25 forever. Btw, the wife is very pretty.
spitting kitty says – reply to this

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Penelope is a [lipstick] lesbian…there's no reason for Ali to freak.
the EDGE says – reply to this

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We call him BONER for a reason.

The Edge.
curlyjennifer says – reply to this

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cruz is a whore!!!! I love Bono and would respect his marriage and admire it! not try to destroy because your jealous of what they have!!!! she's just upset cause of TomKat!!! whore
I heart Bono says – reply to this

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Leave them alone! They have been married for over 20 years! And after all the good Bono does for the world that last thing he deserves is to be put into hollywood gossip!
bitch says – reply to this

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pene and helena hang out together with bono
rafik says – reply to this

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one word to Mrs Bono after seeing her man with Penelope Cruz all last week: OUCH!
adrian says – reply to this

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He is not Catholic–he is 1/2 protestant & is a "Christian". Anyone who knows ANYTHING about U2 would know that for a while they were considering parting ways with Adam, due to his non-Christian beliefs, drugs, sex, etc. I highly doubt he is carrying on with Penolope–she is a professional beard. He has no reason to ruin his reputation with her.
princess says – reply to this

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what most of the papers didn't show was other pics of him holding both helena & penelope's hands. he's not with either…. besides Penelope is the secret queen of lesbania
kdghty says – reply to this

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he's a protestant

#24 - Lynnepoo says:

Of course Bono has 4 kids. He’s a good Catholic boy! Wouldn’t that be funny if P Cruz turns up preggers like her goo friend Salmya, since good Catholics don’t use condoms?!??!
Shannon says – reply to this

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How ironic. Ali isn't a saint. She had a long term relationship with a U2 crew member shortly before Jordan was born. These two got together when they were 16 years old. Come on I think they both forgive a little experimentation.
Kealeen says – reply to this

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This summer I worked with a girl from Dublin, and her father owns a restaurant Bono frequents. She said they have an "arrangement." Basically, he does whatever he likes (I'm not sure if she does the same) and they stay married. Sounds like one of those worst-kept secret situations.
Yuk says – reply to this

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What the heck is she wearing??
Ali needs to step it up! Penelope Cruz has no problem breaking up marriages. She’ll succeed if this is her competition!
DameLindsey says – reply to this

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Don't mess with Ali and Bono! These two are unbreakable.
Gettin'WiserWithAge says – reply to this

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………..God, I love this man…………
Cece says – reply to this

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Bono's a pig. No Nobel Prize for this cheat.
Big Papi says – reply to this

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Give me Penelope over this uptight fug any day!!!
B says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does Penelope Cruz LOVE to steal other women's men? What a self-absorbed bitch!
marriageisatrap says – reply to this

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Well, at least he can pat himself on the back for being such a good Catholic and not getting divorced.
I Hate Kiki says – reply to this

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I'm coming to kick your ass, Kiki! Bono rules!!!!!!!!!
BeenThereDoneThat says – reply to this

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Who cares what Bono does with other women? If Ali tolerates it so she can live the lifestyle to which she's accustomed, then that's her problem. Over the years there have been tons of rumors about him and Andrea Corr, Christy Turlington, and others, so if Ali is still married to him, she's obviously not bothered enough to leave. That big house, those fancy clothes (she normally dresses well and looks terrific; this is just an off moment) and the money in the bank must be her payoff to let Bono do what and who he wants, when he wants.
HeatRock says – reply to this

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Those two have been together since they were in their teens! Come ON! What do people want them to act like in public? Are they supposed to be all giggles and bubble gum for the cameras? Somehow I don't think that Bono is terribly worried about what the paparazzi thinks nor what things "look like" to the public when it comes to his home life. We are talking about a guy who has been nominated MORE THAN ONCE for the Nobel Peace Prize. His priorities lie elsewhere.
maaree says – reply to this

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If they were all together on the trip to France, why was he holding hands and bar hoping with another woman.
He's not god, afterall, he's just a man
Roxy Hart says – reply to this

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What the disgusting pix whores have not shown the public, is that Bono was with his wife, and two beautiful daughters the whole time. They went on vacation with Cruz, Helena, and Michael Stipes. Bono has mentioned many a time that he has been faithful to his wife of 25 years and would be lost without her. He has know her since they are 12 and 14 years old. Bless Ali, because with all this gossip crap she must be the strongest women ever, and I'm sure he knows it as well.

Plus out of the same crop of photos, why didn't the rags show the one of him kissing his wifes back as they wait on line to get into a club?

Its ashame people can't stand to see decent human beings w/o trying to tarnish their reputations.
Sussy says – reply to this

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You guys have all been had. That's not even Bono. Bono has been in Africa for the past 3 weeks recording with U2. That's Bono's brother and sister-in-law, Gorman and Sally. They have been staying at the villa for the past 2 weeks. I know because I work for them.
Sussy says – reply to this

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That Gorman is such a cut up!
jessica alby says – reply to this

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i saw bono and penelope together at the Spotted Pig in New York last October. he had his arm around her but i just thought they were good friends! now i know what was really going on. she is drop dead gorgeous btw!
mema says – reply to this

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She's a walking fashion disaster, but so is he. And don't say she has a bad fashion day. I' ve seen every pic of her that exists and she has no style at all. But neither has he (probably because she buys his clothes) But who cares? It's all about the music, and that's is the best!
rabbit dinner says – reply to this

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those slide in platforms she's wearing are gorge.
informed nica says – reply to this

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Several years ago, when Bono appeared in the San Francisco Bay Area, his travelling companion was Winona Ryder. I knew the limo driver who was assigned to drive him around. They were not travelling as "just friends." It was a hot and heavy time in the old limo. This leads me to believe that Mrs Bono is another woman who stands by her famous, rich man in order to live in the reflected glory and the wealth. Since they obviously have no morals, you'd think they would at least worry about disease.
informed nica says – reply to this

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Several years ago, when Bono appeared in the San Francisco Bay Area, his travelling companion was Winona Ryder.
I knew the limo driver who was assigned to drive him around. They were not travelling as "just friends." It was a hot and heavy time in the old limo.
This leads me to believe that Mrs Bono is another woman who stands by her famous, rich man in order to live in the reflected glory and the wealth. Since they obviously have no morals, you'd think they would at least worry about disease.
jenn says – reply to this

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penelope was being a whore by hanging on another woman's husband…very lame and whorish.
audababe says – reply to this

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JEES,WHOS PLATFORMS ARE BIGGER,BONOS OR
HIS HAPPY WIFES?
Fake Plastic Gal says – reply to this

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what you morons fail to realize or notice if you were to look at all the pictures is that the whole time he is with several people in fact he is always with many people (this is how its always been for years) when he vacations in the south of france where he has a house right on the coast. Most of the people are famous. What you fail to see is that Ali, his wife is with him the whole time.. along with his 2 daughters, Helena, Michael Stipe etc.. Funny how the pic of him kissing his wife's shoulder is conveiently left out.. So, he would openly have a 'relationship' in front of his family? yeah right folks.. GET OVER YOURSELVES.. The man has been happily married going on 25 years this August..
Jen says – reply to this

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This is so retarded. If Bono were cheating on Ali, do you really think he'd flaunt it for the whole world to see? Get a clue. Leave him alone!
doudou says – reply to this

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It's a laugh. How could they own a fashion brand despite have no taste in fashion at all? She always wears black like a widow. One of my friends works in Vogue once said the person who only pick up black has no style.
thetruth says – reply to this

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Bono is as faithful to his wife as he is helpful to Africans and the poor. NOT AT ALL, HE JUST PRETENDS!!!!!! Greedy, capitalist, asshole!
Tom says – reply to this

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Penelope Cruz, with the exception of Matthew McConoughwhatever, only dates married men. The non-English speaker broke up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, remember? I bet Nicole thanks her now, but it doesn't change the fact that she is a WHORE
missmeg says – reply to this

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he was smiling in all the pics with Pen
heather says – reply to this

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Women are not legally allowed to divorce in ireland - men are, but women aren't…
Denise says – reply to this

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Cruz will go after anyone who is married. I lost total respect for her as an actress. It will only come back to her. She always looks like she smelled some kind of bad cheese. She can't hold a candle to Bono's wife. She is an elegant , classy looking woman. Cruz looks like a washed up whore from the bronx. She's the type of woman a man uses to get off on. Not marrying material.
Atlantabelle says – reply to this

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Years ago the rumor was Bono wrote "Babyface" for Christy Turlington…but I'd still hit it, I like an Irish boyo
Gwen says – reply to this

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What's this? Bono tears himself away from his mirror to go out? GASP!!!!!!! Gotta be the most self-indulgent and egotistical performer ever. EVAR.
Laura says – reply to this

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Perez, didn't Lindsay Lohan do anything today? What about Nicole Ritchie? Is this it. They don't look upset, they just look like they're looking for their car.
Cynthia says – reply to this

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Bono's fans are completely blind to the reality of what he is: just another drunken, womanizing rock star. It is common knowledge (except to Bono's clueless, retarded fans) that he and his wife have an open relationship. She accepts the fact that he fucks other women; it's part of the price you pay for having a rich rock star husband. Andrea Corr, Christy Turlington and Winona Ryder just a few of Bono's extramarital affairs. And those are just the famous ones! God knows how many groupies he's banged throughout the years. The reason he and his wife have stayed married is because they spend months at a time away from each other! Bono, Saint Bono, is a fraud. I just wish he would shut his big mouth and go away.
The Queen of the Castro says – reply to this

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OK WTF is up with Penelope Cruz? She is a total skank and has NO respect for marriage - ever notice how she is always in the middle of someone's breakup? What the hell is up with this woman? FIND YOUR OWN MAN
hella says – reply to this

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Is she a witch or a widow? Always gets into black dress. See the strap of bras and unmatched wedgesole sandals…..miserable taste.
My friend who works as the stylist of Vogue once told me that the person who wears black too often has no style at all. It's the easiest choice. She'd better learn who to coordinate colours, if she wants to keep her fashion brand.
Elle says – reply to this

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PENELOPE CRUZ IS A LESBIAN AND YOU KNOW IT, PEREZ! Come on! She's the most famous beard in Hollywood. Just ask Tom and Orlando. Bono and Ali are longtime friends of hers and they all vacation every year in St. Tropez (Edge, Christy Turlington, Helena Christiansen, etc.) with their kids. They are not cheats. I guess this year the media decides it wants to make up stories. Sad.

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