Eat Your Words

Even though she's in hiding (and hopefully in rehab), Lindsay Lohan still has a job.
The actress is the face of Jill Stuart, and these new ads from the fall campaign have just been released.
"Lindsay’s perfect for us. She’s sexy and smart," says Jill.
Ha ha ha ha!















































smart for all the publicity she gets for doing NOTHING!
FIRST
er, no
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1st:P Everyone has rough patches….at least the pics are kinda hot.
2nd!
I Love me some Lohan Lol
first and lindsay is a ho
I'm surprised it's not a picture of her doing drugs.
"She's sexy and smart." Hmm. Unbelievable.
2nd
Good lord… what a fucking slut… I just feel so sad for her and want to smack her at the same time.
Sexy maybe ( a stretch) but smart? more like a dumb puta.
That skank smart!! Okay that's the funniest thing i'va read in a while
Sounds like Jill Stuart is ALSO drunk and/or stoned, for her to make such a ridiculous public statement. Either that or Jill Stuart is a pathological liar, just like Lindsay Lohan.
Smart?
Yep. Real Smart.
NOT
Loser bitch
i'm am boycotting everything lindsay duiass lohan is associated with.
Jill who???
I love you Perez!!! Everytime i get on here, somethin new is always up!!! keep up the good and i imagine wickedly fun work!
Well clearly she's marketable, she keeps getting movie deals despite her troubles and whatever goes wrong people are on pins and needles to gossip it up. No real reason not to think they should continue on and make profit from her fame.
She looks like Kate Moss coming from a rehab.
Oh, yeah she's been in a rehab too… ?
That explains it all.
I know who killed me is the worst film of all time. Everyone in the theatre was laughing at the "serious" thriller. I know who killed her career…….she did.
I think she is beautiful and sexy.
And Jill has chosen perfect girl for their ads because yes- she gets a lot of publicity and for people who don't know her [;D if there is somebody who doesn't now Lindsay] she is just sexy beauty! So Jill is the winner anyway.
And I love Lindsay. Get well.
oh yeah, real smart!!!
Sexy and SMART? Not smart enough to pass rehab. That ad campaign should be a BIG success when Lindsey is in PRISON, where she is heading.
I say lock her up for LIFE. I don't like drunk drivers, and I want them off the road… permanently.
coke chic is the new heroine chic. Being caught on the nose candy is good for a career. ask kate moss. what she lost in burberry deals, she made up for in other deals now she has 'junkie cred' except now she has to mask herself in make up so's not to look like a beautiful scrotum. learn from kate lindsay, respect yourself, say no to blow, and bareback with strangers.
Who is Jill Stuart and why is she saying these things LOL. I mean come on the poor girl (Lindsay) needs help and sounds like she needs a job.
Once again, she's looking beautiful! Jill definitely has an eye for beauty and talent.
She's sexyy and smart, and we did some lines together during this photo shoot. Lindsay alway shares her cocaine she's not greedy. LOL!
YO #23 kristine ~ you must be sharing the same crack pipe that Lindsay Lohan & Jill Stuart are sucking on
Well….She might be a train wreck and rehab reject but that is an amazing picture of her. I sure hope she can get it together and save her life. Maybe she will have a career left….
Get better LiLo and forget about all the haters, you still have prob 20 fans left
Smart?!!……Sexy?!!!……Smart?!!
Ask her when she going to "come out"?
she looks great on those pics. she´s probably also smart, but she´s hiding it very well. I don´t know… but I like her. If you have no topic to slander about, Lindsay always gives your conversation a push!
She's "perfect" for them after they airbrush out all of her freckles obviously.
Hee, HO HO, Hee, HEE, hollar, dollar and a bottle of rum. I love her! But JILL sounds like a FUCKWIT!
Hi Perez it's my first time to make a comment on your site, I saw you on Beckham show and on View. I think its okay to comment on stupid star here in US since a lot of other country look up to US. I'm from Phillipines my husband is from Tx. Another stupid import is Posh Spice, I think Paris Hilton, Britney Spear,Lin
She's actually very very stupid.
She's not marketable, her movies open in 9th place even when she is all over the news.
And smart? Seriously?
Sexy and Smart aren't the two adjectives I'd use to describe Ms Lohan. Substitute skanky and drunk AND you'll have the PERFECT description.
Sexy??!! ha ha ha - good one…… SMART????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA -was this supposed to be funny???!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Lindsay Lohan smart…….
Quote of the day …….
She looks trashed in those pictures.
That annoys me so much, “Lindsay’s perfect for us. She’s sexy and smart,”. Sexy and Smart? So to be sexy and smart you have to be a cocaine addict and get pulled over for drinking and driving once a month?
She looks like a porn star. She better get used to it bc that's where her career is heading!!
she looks like a old hag and her mother.
THEY DID WONDERFUL PHOTO EDITING. HER WHOLE BODY IS COVERED IN FRECKLES. GROSS. NOT SHOWN OF COURSE IN THESE PICTURES. SHE'S SUCH A NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT.
I dont see how it worked for her? It only works for those who want it to work. I also think it was a publicity stunt. My theory, if it really works for everyone, (IF) why is Britney still going tru shit?
That comment from Jill was pre Lohan's DUI-era… but all the press isnt a bad thing for a campaign! I love Jill Stuart clothes, no matter who is in her ads!
i worked for jill staurt, and she has been in and out of rehab herself…
SNORT YOUR CLOTHES!!!
She looks high!!! Just perfect.
SMART???!!! Jill must be on the same drugs LL's on.
yeah, she's smart alright.
Exactly when did Jill Stuart say "Lindsay's perfect…?" If she said it within the past week or so, she is clearly anti-women!
At any rate, she was wrong. If being coked up is the new sexy and irresponsibility the new smart, then I'd rather be nerdy and dumb.
If that is as close as what they call sexy and smart I do not want to know about the non-sexy ans dumb ones, what a joke!
Yes why? Probably because Jill Stuart is another coke head and thought that Lindsay got away with it but she did not LOL…
yeaaa…that's why i stopped shopping at jill stuart. every "socialite" wannabe drug whore in soho can be spotted there
she is a monster , an ugly monster
This company must be nuts to think that she'll be good for their ads. What a joke this girl is a washed up mess. They probably just can't get out of the contract without paying her a ton of money. Yeah she'll be great for publicity!! HAHA
A MONSTER , AN UGLY MONSTER
UGLYYYYYYYYYYY
Smart???! Are you kidding? I can't believe how many times I have heard LL referred to as bright and smart this last week. Her actions show otherwise. She doesn't look sexy, she looks high!
Obviously Jill didn't see her body between changings, or see any news lately. It does sound like she might've fucked her though.
Well considering that Jill herself is a psycho bitch, it's not surprising she chose Lindsay. She's a drugged up, abusive and malicious person who continually harasses and intimidates her employees. People in the industry only work with her because they have to, not because anyone truly likes her. It's a match made in heaven, being paired up with another rude, psycho, drug-addicted bitch.
SEXY and SMART are the very LAST things i think of when i think of lindsey lohan…
more like slutty and fucking stupid!
“Lindsay’s perfect for us. She’s racist and stupid,” says Jill.
She's Smart?????
Jill WHO????
Nothing like walking into a Police Station with Coke in your pockets-VERY SMART!!
Are we back to cocaine "chick"?
LL's dumb(clearly) , but she is good for publicity- how many teen girls will now of Jill Stuart since L Blo is the new face- millions!
Tell me somethin'!
Very HOT, beautiful girl.. those Lips, although she's a Neeley O'Hara, here she's dishing up some Marilyn, which always works.
Jill Stuart? One more brand to boycott… no wait, totally IGNORE!
Lohan ain't no Kate Moss… more like K-Fed (and you saw what happened to the brand he "modelled" for) and Jill Stuart won't get any of my $$$ for all the cheap, trashy publicity.
I have heard numerous complaints from black entertainers (not A-list) and black patrons, that they have a hard time getting into some of L.A.’s trendiest nightspots. Some of these clubs have a “black quota,” and they employ African-American doormen to reject black patrons to protect themselves from racial discrimination suits. But, I recently learned, their is another element at play here. A white female celebrity has called a few of these clubs and openly complained about the number of blacks in attendance when she attends. She says, “being around too many blacks make me uncomfortable.” If you don’t exclude some of them, I will make sure, “my young white Hollywood friends,” find another club to attend. I will call them all and ask them not to patronize your establishment. Club owners cave in to her demands because this celebrity and her friends bring notoriety to their clubs as well as good publicity. This white celebrity is often in the company of blacks despite the deep resentment she harbors and she talks about these same blacks like a dog behind their backs with her white friends. It’s common for her to use racial epithets to describe her “so called black friends,” when they’re out of earshot. (It’s Paris Hilton…)
alright ms. stuart, set yourself up and when I become a drunk, cocaine addicted, "I'm a celebrity, I can do whatever I want…" little brat, I'll consider your merchandise! Seriously, what kind of consumers are you trying to attract?
WHO'S SMART?……LOL…THEY SAY LINDSAY IS SMARY….LOL….HEHEHEHEHE
smart?
guess she's not smart enough if she got arrested TWICE for the samething!! Fuckin loser!!!
SMART???
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FUCK YOU STUART, MAKING BLOHAN "SMART"…YOU'RE FUCKING USING HER INFAMY TO SELL CLOTHES!!!FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUARTFUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART FUCK YOU STUART
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She may be sexy (which is questionable) but SMART???????? That isn't in question!!!!!!!!!
I used to appreciate being called smart (after all, I have a degree or two from a prestigious university), but after having Miss LiLo described as 'smart' has made me rethink that complement.
hmmmm, I'd rephrase myself if I were Jill…let's at least be honest honey, "slutty and rehearsed" is a sightly better description…
OBVIOUSLY they grab her now! as if any couturiour would want her with the post-rehab twinkie belt and range rover tire combo
She is down right hot, sexy, drop gorgious!! Anyone that says otherwise is blind!!!!!!
r u fucking blind…..those ads make her look STONED….they are using her to glorify being young and stoned……..nothing beautiful about these ads…..
jill stuart must be drunk when she said she's sexy and smart
more like "she's drunk and high and will look like her disgusting mom in 6 years flat!"
Does this chick have ties with the Mafia or something? How does she keep getting jobs. Not only is she a racist drug-skank, but she has never even proven that she can actually act. Has she ever even had a memorable dramatic role? I don't think so.
and she's a coke hore….
Lol someone needs to show Jill Stuart what the rest of the world already knows. Shes a dumb skank…. Yes, nothing says sexy and smart like getting wasted for a living, writhing around on hotel floors with underwear (if you're lucky!!) showing, foaming at the mouth, getting into fights in public, heavy drug use, clubbing with your mother, driving drunk and high AND speeding in busy streets…. Err sexy and SMART…???
Someone needs to make it clear to 'Jill Stuart' what the rest of the world already knows. Lindsay Lohan is a TERRIBLE role model for any young women. She has been unsuccessful in all of her adult endeavours (Other than scoring drugs) and and only makes headlines for her appalling behaviour. I'm a hardworking, smart and attractive 21 year old and i would never aspire to be anything like Lindsay. In fact i would go so far as to avoid any products endorsed by her. Many young women wish to have the wealth or the chances she has been presented with, (which are astounding and plentiful), and what has she done with them?? Jill Stuart should really think about the message you are trying to portray, due to the fact they have discribed her as smart and sexy?? Yes, nothing says sexy and smart like spending more time getting wasted on what ever she can get her hands on instead of fulfilling her work commitments, writhing around on hotel floors with underwear (if you're lucky) showing, foaming at the mouth, getting into fights in public, heavy and public drug use, clubbing with your mother, driving drunk and high AND speeding in busy streets…. Err sexy and SMART…??? Are they so desperate for publicity that they will use her because of her status in the media? Any publicity is good publicity, is that it? For shame..
BOYCOTT- That is if i could afford this shit anyway
i don't know why these people still hire her and defend here stupidness!! she's a stupid girl..what she needs is a slap in the face..and that goes for her stupid mother too
Another "waste of time girl" She was cute when little, Disney and such. But stick a fork in it, shes done.Many child stars do not make it as they age. She is one. She has that trash look- drug look-booze look. I would never use her for any campaign except- reasons not to SWIM in drugs, booze, de-nile, disfunction, shitty movies etc,etc. File her under 'get over yourself" Please send her and Brit Brat and Paris far away, far far away. As a matter of fact- it would be nice to see many other hollywood retards on this site. These freaks are old hat. Lets move on please.
What happened to her boobs?
"Listen people… Jill is right. I AM sexy AND smart. Not smart like 'book smart' or even like 'street smart', but more like 'smart enough to book a shoot with Jill Stewart' smart. THAT'S the most important kind of smart… you can't go to college for that. They reserve Jill Stewart shoots only for the high-publicity actors, like myself. The only reason I was drunk and high this last time was because I wanted to sell more crap from Jill Stewart. That's it!"
She's smart for hiding, right?
So cleaver so she thought! Fake it till you make it!!! You can live a lie, but only for a short period of time! Now eat it all you Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!