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1. Fuck you all says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Hes a freaking homo and missing out on an awesome op for a threesome.

2. kelllllz says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   he isn't passed out. he is getting blown by his boyfriend.

3. arica says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   ?

4. Devin says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   There were no men for him to makeout with.

5. jan says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   gross.

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   I WILL NEVER BE FUCKIN FIRST WITH THIS DAMN DAIL UP LOL
   MYSPACE.COM/WYENET

7. Steven says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   1st

8. candice says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   hahahahah

9. ricky says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   he's fat!

10. Suck It says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's not passed out thats the look of shame because he shot his load in his pants.

11. cristal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's hormones kicked in too quick

12. JADEN JAKES says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THE 2 SLUTS ON THE RIGHT WERE BOOOOOOOOORING

13. jaylene says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I`M FIFTH:]

14. steph says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first… he likes boys

15. Vanessa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's Retarted

16. DisasterGurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he's GAY! Who wouldn't want to be part of the action going down next to him??

17. liam says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hes passed out cause he just finished pokin them in the bum
    :0 !!

18. wsupp says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he looks like shit now.

19. Donald says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's passed out because he ate all of the pie, got a sugar high, and then came down from it.

    Damn is he a porker of late.

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    ha, I was going to make a gay comment, but everyone beat me to it.
     
    www.hollywoodheathens.com

21. fireandbrimstone says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he became a drunken loser. haha

22. FIERCE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …he just wrapped up a 5 hour sex session with the the two girls and he totally exhausted and then want to keep the party going.

23. keely says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    was he the guy who was with ashley simpson?

24. Jntypie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahahahahahhahahahaha, oh shit.
    what has this world came to?!
    hahahaaha.
    I'm done.

25. Stoner Reakon Havoic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oxy….the kids are loving it!

26. k says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OC

27. BiggaB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1. Women dont appeal to him. 2. The two girls in the photo spiked his drink so they could take pictures with him while he was passed out, then raped and castrated him and demand $40 million in order to not release the photos of said incident. Actually, i think both are true.

28. ryanwha?? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He was too worn out trying to be like John Mayer….Well at least he dated the "now" prettier one.

29. Elicia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    sucking that hard takes alot out of a person.

30. blairski says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    two chicks kissings doesn't do it for him

31. C-UNIT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the girl on girl action wasnt to his liking…..he would prefer some man on man action!

32. beets says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ryan cabrera is passed out because ashley simpson is pregnant. (yes perez ashley simpson is pregnant)

33. mary says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he was drugged…..wait no…he drunked himself!

34. maritza says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Nobody was there to see ray cabrera, look at picture people. He is background, not to important. I think the person who took this picture was trying to take a picture of the girls kissing, But what a surprise after taking 2nd look. Look whos in the back its ryan.

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    Because of all those tequila enemas.

36. Las Vegas Lady says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he got shit faced and his girlfriend__LISA Marie Presley daughter/Elvis's granddaughter,Danielle Riley, is cheating on him while he's sleeping.What a dumbass!! Ryan didn't know she was freaky like that?! LOL

37. Bob Bowie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cabrera is tired because he just blew all four of his "housemates."

38. whatever says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Apparently I'm the only one who likes him these days.
    Yeah, he looks pretty damn bad, but his music is amazing.

39. skc says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….2 girls kissing is icky.

40. Sunny Sam says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … because he was shocked to see two girls kissing.

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    HE TRIED BUT THE GIRLS WERE NOT AT ALL BOTHERED BY HIM! ONE EVER SAID WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?? & TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!

42. Dauphine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's a crack whore.

43. lindsey t. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is that a blue baggie filled with blow?????? SCANDAL! xoxox Love you Perez!!!

44. Nikki Sixx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Isn't one of those chicks Elvis's granddaughter look's like Perez will
    be getting a royal ass kicking fom the "King" that is if he makes it to heaven.

45. RP says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …those lesbians put rhohipnol in his drink

46. getmeoff says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he just sucked on a phyntenol patch

47. kittycat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think the two broads bored him to sleep!

48. alena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    uuuuummm…Lets see he passed out because he listened to the title track from his last Cd lol….
    Poor dude I bet he is really missing Ashley and her uber nazi daddy now!!!!

49. ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Even he is tired of himself

50. Karyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    2 women snogging to turn the men on is SO last year!

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    Because women kissing is so white trash trailer, maybe he is acting dead.

    The whole chicks kissing thing is so 90's, who wouldn't be bored with it.

52. blondie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that is ryan cabrera ewwww

53. Keva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    two girls are making out and he doesn't have a boy to kiss.

54. leelee71rbde says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It looks like his arm is over the girl in red's shoulder and what is that little blue thing that is in his hand?

    Also–it looks like he is getting a blow job and may not be asleep.

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    He got bored waiting for the girls to finish.

56. eva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    becuase his ex Ashlee is dating a hot sexy emo fag

57. Amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …. two girls kissing is so 2004…. he's probably slipped into a coma from the boredom.

58. Cara Mia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …girls are boring.

59. Eliann says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's a hughe douchebag

60. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GOD WHAT A MESS!!! THIS GUY HAS OFFICIALLY FALLEN OFF THE WAGON..NEXT!!!

61. uggabugga says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he is a loser. Yuck. I wonder if he realizes that he isn't hot, he has no talent, and he only wishes he could score with a woman and or man.

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    he's just in ecstasy because he's gettin some head from his man friend… he also is bummed because the two girls declined his offer for a group sex session

63. aj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he was suffocated by his jerry curl. Haha. What a dumbass.

64. smokemonster says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … he got tired of trying to convince people that he really *is* somebody.

65. Taryn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the girls drugged his drink out of jealousy of his "UGLY ASS HAIR CUT"

66. Jackie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Rya Cabrera is passed out because LILO didn't show up with the blow!

67. Jackie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ryan Cabrera is passed out because LILO didn't show up with the blow!

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    not enough coke!

69. Giggly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He not passed out you fool
    he's rollin ?!

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    His limp dick is not good enough for the two lesbians.

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    he was overcome by his disgust for women

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    chicks don't turn him on! he's dreaming of the cock!

73. boo 88 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    chicks don't turn him on! he's dreaming of the cock!

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    Because he ate both girls' dinners and fell asleep and then had a nightmare about his "Little Lord Flaunteroy" haircut.

75. the chick next door says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he cudnt handle the girls…………they put him to sleep wit theyre to hot to handle status

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    because lisa marie presely gave him some of her pills

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    Um, ryan cabera is passed out because after dating lilttle whore simpson he is not trying to get into any more 3somes!!! She put him through enough that little whore, hes just tired from that excitment 2 years ago!!

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    he had half a smirnoff ice and it was too much alcohol for him to handle, so he passed out on the couch and missed the sweet action at the party. They later drew offensive things on his body and left him in his parents lawn.

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    Ryan Cabrera is passed out because…two gurls have never made out infront of him…he thought he could get some but the gurls wanted to be left alone if you know what i mean…

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    Cuz he's stupid. DUDE THERES GIRL ON GIRL ACTION! WAKE THE HELL UP!

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    Awww he is sooo cute. Ya you think his gay, you should have see the wtf face he gave this gay danceing guy at a show. Trust me he is as straight as a pencil lol. Well have fun while he is working hard on his album and relaxing. Least he is not on here sitting on his ass talking about usless stuff.

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    WHO'S ARM IS THAT??

83. lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's a fucktard

84. am says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    these girls like each other better

85. simmy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's passed out cuz he's freaking sexy

86. bayareahyphy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    his career is in the gutter and by career i mean him dating ashlee simpson

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    its hard work being that FUGLY and lame.

88. kim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's passed out on Oxycontin.

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    Because he ate too many ho-hos

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    girlfriend had too much smirnoff ice and he got tired.

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    because fat people fall asleep alot.

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    he's obvisoulsy gay.

93. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's gay.

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    he is a fucking queer fag

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    He's just got fucked really hard by 'a brother'

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    He is so tired from all the crack.

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    his pants were too tight

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    he jerked off far too much before the action began

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    he's a f n flamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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     who cares… there's two girls kissing!