No, That's Not His Granddaughter

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That's his girlfriend!

Actually, his fiancee.

Yup! Gross. Gross. Gross.

James Woods, 60, and his 21-year-old blonde attended a party for the HBO show Entourage, Sunday in Malibu.

Hey, they're both using each other. It may be gross, but it's a win-win situation!

You'd lick his peen for a couple hundred thousand a year. Admit it. Being a kept bitch must be nice.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:22 pm / Email this  »

    159 comments to “No, That's Not His Granddaughter”

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    1. Mina says – reply to this


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      omg.. she is soo young.. she in because of the money

    2. sarah says – reply to this


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      first

    3. Sansoona says – reply to this


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      First ..

    4. Sara says – reply to this


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      He's supposed to have a huge unit, but she's in it for the $$$.

    5. tittielik says – reply to this


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      gross

    6. ashleynr says – reply to this


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      hottie status!!! how f-ing pathetic is he?

    7. The Media Police says – reply to this


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      Yeh that cant be about love darling and everyone knows that!

      Ca-CHing $$$$$$$$$

    8. The Media Police says – reply to this


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      Yeh that cant be about love darling and everyone knows that!

      Ca-CHing $$$$$$$$$

    9. chelsea says – reply to this


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      hes using her as much as she is using him
      good for her

    10. Kyahppy says – reply to this


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      I'm going to be violently ill…

    11. Kay Kay says – reply to this


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      Whatever–she's a golddigger–but he's a pervert too. They belong together –tit for tat.

    12. Claire says – reply to this


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      He's SO gross!

      But, if she's such a greedy little hooker, she deserves him.

    13. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Grow up people!!!!! Who really cares why they are together. Don't judge, if you don't want to be judged!

    14. lisette says – reply to this


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      I didn't like this man at first. But, I must admit, he's super considerate and professional. As an actor. I would work with him again. More props if he wants a young one. This love road is a two-way street. I'm sure she doesn't get any slack, either.

    15. Sandy says – reply to this


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      Ewwww….that is just disgusting. I bet if he wasn't famous she wouldn't give a damn about him!

    16. Fannyplzr says – reply to this


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      I just threw up in my mouth a little

    17. MD says – reply to this


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      i've always heard he has a enormous peen….totally win-win

      muhahaha

    18. Jason Sereno . Com says – reply to this


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      Don't hate the player(s)…

    19. hhghg says – reply to this


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      Fuck. How do you know she doesn't love him. Just because she's yonger doesn't mean she's just using him of a gold digger. Look at Aston and Demi they are YEARS apart but tehy seem to genuinly love each other.

    20. Miss Moody says – reply to this


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      He seems like he sux ass…. but I guess he is rich

    21. kzdiver says – reply to this


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      She is drop dead gorgeous. Hey, at least they look happy. Que sera sera.

    22. Kara says – reply to this


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      I wouldnt lick anything of his for 1 mil a year, harrison ford gimme gimme

    23. reality-check says – reply to this


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      Someone manipulating situation's to be in their best interest is a bad thing? I know a guy who started a website doing the same thing and guess what? Your on it.

    24. Agnacious says – reply to this


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      People need to stop talking about his unit. You made me look at the picture and I think I can see it hung on his right side.
      .
      Back to her, nice rack. What the hell is that thing on her waist? The 90's were good but not that good. Get a new device.

    25. cupcake says – reply to this


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      she should have put that black electronic device in her bag, it looks ridiculous strapped to her waist like she's an EMT or a volunteer fire fighter. just goes to show money doesn't buy common sense.

      also, what's with his black t-shirt, navy jacket, and stonewashed jeans from 1997? thanks for proving my point again, you guys.

    26. Houston Heffer says – reply to this


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      There could be more to it than that…because…isn't he supposed to have some of the biggest "Wood" in Hollywood? If that's the case, I'd probably marry him if I had to support him…God knows it would be a better excuse than my last 2!

    27. edina says – reply to this


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      I heard he had a big peen maybe that's why.

    28. Willow The Wisp says – reply to this


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      Like she'd give him the time of day if he was just a regular Joe. Hey, more power to her - she should reap the reward$ if she has to do the nasty with that corpse. I hope she has a back door man…

    29. Whatever says – reply to this


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      Whatever if that's what floats their boats, but I wonder if he has acne scars and pit pockets on his peen….AGGGGH. He's gross.

    30. GET REAL says – reply to this


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      OK..PEOPLE GET REAL! THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE IN FAKEASSWOOD..TO DO THIS! HE KNOW'S THAT SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR HIM..NO MATTER WHAT HE TRIES TO SAY…
      "SHE IS A OLD SOUL..WHATEVER! SHE IS USING HIM FOR MONEY, AND HE IS USING HER FOR A GOOD TIME! SHE MUST OF GIVEN HIM THE ULTIMATE BLOW JOB EVER! I THINK THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO DIE OLD!

    31. meg says – reply to this


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      GO GIRL! at least they look like they might be a little bit happy

    32. Carla says – reply to this


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      I think he is great though, so good for him! His show, Shark is great and I can totally see him being with a 21 year old…so let it be

    33. Marie says – reply to this


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      He's too pathetic to handle an adult woman.

    34. Enoughalready says – reply to this


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      The Blackberry on her belt is a nice touch.
      She looks like a hooker who does outcalls.

    35. Frankie says – reply to this


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      life is rough so anyone having FUN is a GOOD THING!

    36. TT says – reply to this


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      I hope I can hook up with a low milage prostitute like that when im his age! and she'll be hot for aleast 9 more years. Don't hate people.

    37. Sandfa says – reply to this


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      I think this can best be described by a quote from Melania Trump when she was asked if it was true that she was only with him because he was rich and she said "Well do you think he would be with me if I wasn't beautiful"…I don't care if people are gold-digging and what not as long as they don't try and bullshit us and tell us they're in love

    38. Martha says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think she looks a bit like Scarlet Johanssen?

    39. Edith says – reply to this


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      Yes, it IS nice.

    40. uhlcdiva says – reply to this


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      Hey, that's the girl that played a prostitute on his show "Shark" last night! It was the episode where the Assistant District Attorney and the prostitute were found dead in a car. She was the one that had been to rehab 7 times. That is very interesting….

    41. lala says – reply to this


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      The difference between this situation and Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher is that Demi is HOT and she's only 15 years older - not 40. Demi isn't even "mother" age for Ashton, but this dude could be her grandfather.

      And then there's the part where he's known her since she was 5 because she's his friend's daughter…..yeah, that's not weird at all. Carry on James!

    42. He's Fine says – reply to this


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      I'm 100% attracted to him..there is something very sexy about him!

    43. katherine says – reply to this


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      Who actually wears a mobile phone clipped to their bealt? Apart from my grandfather?
      Ooops that was a freudian slip!

    44. Jen says – reply to this


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      I'd lick his peen for free, but I'm over thirty. ;-)

    45. SPOILED WIFE says – reply to this


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      SMART GIRL… GO GET EM SISTA!!! HE ONLY HAS A FEW YEARS LEFT… EEWW OLD WRINKLED BALLS SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING FOR HAVING TO FUCK THAT

    46. LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this


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      SHE HAS SHITTY HAIR, NEEDS A TAN AND HAS CHUB FACE SYNDROME

    47. Christine says – reply to this


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      She's not stupid. She's got a nice meal ticket going… and all she has to do is take it in the poopie. He's certainly not stupid. He'll never marry her. All he has to do is throw some coin at her because she's a whore… and that's what whores do. Maybe she likes it rough. He supposedly roughed up one or two of his previous chics. Regardless, if they are happy and it works for them, so be it.

    48. MB says – reply to this


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      THIS GROSS RELATIONSHIP HAS ITS BENEFITS FOR ALL PARTIES INVOLVED.

    49. erikiuxs says – reply to this


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      …his dating someone his age divided by 3…he is dating 3 girls in their twenties…let him be

    50. frenchy says – reply to this


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      they say he has the "longest schlong in hollywood".

    51. samantha says – reply to this


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      Go james woods!

    52. laura says – reply to this


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      he's kind of hot in an old man way. both of them are nutcases, but who cares?

    53. AJ says – reply to this


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      Isn't this the same guy who was on the Twisted Sister videos?
      God, he is a dinosaur.

    54. the man says – reply to this


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      she is fucking hot…

    55. uhlcdiva says – reply to this


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      Her name is Ashley Madison and they have been on and off since she was 19. They broke up once when his brother passed away last year.

    56. kate says – reply to this


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      isn't she from ANTM?

    57. James says – reply to this


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      Hit it hard, James, hit it hard

    58. ICK says – reply to this


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      I heard somewhere that she is his friend's daughter…that's how they met. DISGUSTING!!!

    59. uhlcdiva says – reply to this


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      Her name is Ashley Madison. They have been on and off since she was 19.

    60. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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      Rich, with a huge unit and yet another good looking girl….Good For Him. Lucky man.

    61. Katie says – reply to this


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      "You’d lick his peen for a couple hundred thousand a year."

      ROTFL!!!

    62. nowt but a slag says – reply to this


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      You know I was young and blonde once. I lived in FL and loads of old guys would try to impress me with their $$. I thought the whole gold-digger thing was pretty disgusting and I ended up marrying my sweet mid-western best friend, but some young girls would totally go for the $$$$ I'd rather have love but that's just me…

    63. T's says – reply to this


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      isint she from america's next top model???

    64. jhgjhgh says – reply to this


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      42 - lala says:

      The difference between this situation and Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher is that Demi is HOT and she’s only 15 years older - not 40. Demi isn’t even “mother” age for Ashton, but this dude could be her grandfather.
      And then there’s the part where he’s known her since she was 5 because she’s his friend’s daughter…..yeah, that’s not weird at all. Carry on James

      Uh yea she is mother age. And she's a old hag.

    65. Ipo says – reply to this


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      C'mon now people. Kate Moss is not a "gold digger" and look at who she was/or is fucking. I would rather do James Wood than meth face Pete Doherty.

    66. Linda says – reply to this


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      He is so fucking repulsive there are no words to describe him. Plus, that ho was his daughter's bff!

      Disgusting.

      Btw, I heard that's "Nick" from Big Brother 8 in the 'Real Jock Gay Fitness' ad that's running on this site! SCOOPED!

    67. Mariposa says – reply to this


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      Yeah, pretty sick -although not surprising nowadays. By the way -let me know with time when/where the next Entourage event takes place… :o )

    68. As if your opinions matter says – reply to this


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      Jezus, it's clear you're all just jealous, you all broke, old, and ugly or what?

    69. Smitty says – reply to this


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      Girl, just do it doggy style. That way you don't have to see that ugly face!

    70. Becky says – reply to this


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      You are all too young to know, probably, but this man used to BEAT his live-in girlfriend YEARS back, actress Sean Young. Hmm.

    71. stacy says – reply to this


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      i'd do it. how did she get a playboy cup?

    72. maura says – reply to this


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      Is that Busy Phillips from "Dawson's Creek"?

    73. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      I'D MARRY HIM TOO 4 THE MONEY….YEP YEP YEP……..AND WE'D LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOR ABOUT 2yrs…..AND THEN I'D LEAVE WITH THE MONEY, CARS, AND THE HOUSE!…SOOOOOOOOOO LOVELY!

    74. maura says – reply to this


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      @ Becky:
      He USED TO beat them. It's so much easier now that he can just send her to her room….

    75. Yeah Babee! says – reply to this


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      … and it's a "win-win" situation if it's a 60 year old FEMALE and and a 21-year-old DUDE!
      ;D

    76. Geigh says – reply to this


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      Good for James… No one wants an old hag.

    77. Kirk says – reply to this


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      Nothing gross about the age u brown eye licker Perez.

    78. madam pince says – reply to this


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      This is old news. Jimmy Woods has loved the young snatch for years. He probably has a rule that if she's over 25, she's over the hill.

    79. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


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      By the looks of her outfit she hasn't banked yet!

    80. Laci says – reply to this


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      Is she an actress? Like "U" list? She looks familiar.

    81. alena says – reply to this


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      So what, its not like the older man younger woman is some new thing ppl…
      I like James Woods as an actor and he is hot on Shark, kinda makes ya want to do an old man lol
      LOL

    82. Nati says – reply to this


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      Claire Danes younger sister? How could u!

    83. Kittenwithawhip says – reply to this


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      I love cool old hot guys, I'd so date him.

      Meow…..

    84. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this


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      They do say he's got a Huge Johnson. She's getting money and a large wang, he get's fresh pink beaver.

      Sounds like win-win to me.

    85. Vchic says – reply to this


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      Nice pinky ring. NOT!

    86. Ravelle says – reply to this


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      I heard he was friends with her parens and he actually changed her diapers when she was an infant - - GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS - - that is a pedifile if you ask me!

    87. Sarah says – reply to this


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      a cell phone is not an accessory…

    88. amy says – reply to this


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      um, what's up with his Dad Jeans? he ought to think about that if he's going to hang with 21-y-olds.

    89. stupidpokergirl says – reply to this


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      I was playing at a poker table with both of them in April of 2006 at the Bellagio. An elderly chinese dealer asked to card her and she proceeded to flip out and said "excuse me, don't you know who my boyfriend is? I'm with James Woods who is 59, so that would mean it's statutory rape if I were under 21", the floorman then came over and settled things…she got to gamble underage and has been for the past few years! hahaha!

    90. Big Papi says – reply to this


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      typical fucking whore. just lay on your back and hear the cash register ring. then when you think you sponged enough publicity off of him, leave him and sue him for palimony or threaten to tell his secrets to the tabloids for some $$$. either way, she's a golddigger.

    91. BestBuh-ByeGal says – reply to this


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      I don't care how much money you pay me…there isn't enough in this lifetime to make me wake -up to that every morning, let alone lick his "you-know-what." Haven't any of these "aspiring" actresses learned anything yet? Being married to celebrity (if you can call Mr. Woods that) will not make you a star. It will only land you in divorce court with a solid pre-nup in place, and a reputation of being a gold digging, career seeking, used up, no-talent nothing, just six months later. Unlesssssssss…you give birth. Then you may have something! Which leads me back to the first sentence…you couldn't pay me enough money to wake -up to him…let alone lick his "you-know-what!"

    92. Sheila says – reply to this


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      That is Uber-gross. Like if this guy was bagging groceries at Wal-mart that he's have a shot at that!

    93. Sandi says – reply to this


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      geez her boobs are like hush puppy ears!

    94. S says – reply to this


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      Lick his peen… lol! Oh, that made my day.

      Uhhhh, I used to like JW - but now him marrying someone this young just makes me sick. Oh well, he's rich as hell - what does he care!

    95. zbabe says – reply to this


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      Are you absolutely sure you have their ages right?

    96. Pinkie says – reply to this


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      Says WAY MORE aabout than HIM than her - hell, she's only 21!!!

    97. kathyc says – reply to this


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      I heard he has a big one.

    98. DR. FUNK says – reply to this


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      I wanna be like JW when I grow up.BLESS THIS MAN!

    99. Jani says – reply to this


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      To #39…

      I was thinking the SAME thing. Only ScarJo's tits don't sag that low.

    100. Gilded Lily says – reply to this


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      ONCE A PERV ALWAYS A PERV

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