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Left: Rumer Willis. Right: Al Gore III.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 3:03 pm / Email this  »
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    1. chelsealicious says – reply to this


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      First …=]…shes ugly

    2. katyk says – reply to this


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      Demi, Bruce… you'd better get a handle on your little one… she gonna end up like the rest of the hollywood brats… maybe worse…

    3. blah says – reply to this


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      good one p!

    4. belle says – reply to this


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      wow..

    5. h7 says – reply to this


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      Toooo funny! Perfect.

    6. JD says – reply to this


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      You'd self medicate, too, if Al Gore was your dad.

    7. Lisa says – reply to this


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      They are both fugly rich kids! Guess money really can't buy everything…

    8. Michelle says – reply to this


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      LMAO wow they look too much alike.

    9. Helena says – reply to this


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      Nah …

    10. YoMama says – reply to this


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      Lindsey in the making

    11. MR. WHITEHEAD says – reply to this


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      WHAT AN UGLY BITCH YUCK! DEMI AND HER DAUGHTERS ARE UGLY COKEHEADS.

    12. jackdope says – reply to this


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      retarded attempt at humor

    13. sexysnwbrdr says – reply to this


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      she really does look like a potato

    14. Brownbear says – reply to this


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      He looks like a serial killer !!!

    15. Christine says – reply to this


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      THESE TWO HAVE TO BE THE UGLIEST CELEBUSPAWNS EVER! Her nose looks coked out and he looks like the crazy fuck who sold it to her!

    16. chimpsmirk says – reply to this


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      anybody else notice the guy in the VW commercial who steals the red bug and returns it looks at lot like Perez minus about fitty pounds?

    17. igby says – reply to this


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      what's up with the huge chins?

    18. sf says – reply to this


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      Paris will soon be BROKE. Just read it at www.hollywoodheathens.com. You KNOW Perez won’t post this story!
       
      www.hollywoodheathens.com
       
      www.hollywoodheathens.com

    19. jami says – reply to this


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      God, why the hell is she sooo ugly? Poor thing. No wonder she's druggin' it up.

    20. D says – reply to this


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      Doesn't he look like a son of Ted Kennedy?

    21. nadzga says – reply to this


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      stop the the rumer stuff, this bitch is the shit.

    22. bakes says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez—Bruce is going to come hunt you down and kick your butt—

    23. Voldemort says – reply to this


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      whats wrong with her face?!? was she in an accident? is she a burn victim?

    24. DJ Vanity says – reply to this


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      The boy (well… the one on the right) looks like the pillsburry dough boy more than rumer!

    25. Dckmatrix says – reply to this


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      Come on she looks like Tatoo from Fantasy island not Al Gore III

    26. oohhh says – reply to this


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      come on perez. thats just a bad pic of little rumer. she looks much prettier with long hair.

    27. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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      GAWD - they kind of look alike and that is NOT a good thing…

    28. marcus says – reply to this


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      if i was rumer willis id go to rehab just so i dont have to show my fug face in public anymore

    29. oooo says – reply to this


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      i think she's a doll.

    30. Daywalker says – reply to this


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      Where the hell are his eyebrows? Does this not concern anybody else? I need to know what happened to them! This disturbs me!

    31. Andrew says: says – reply to this


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      bad pic? then every freakin pic i see of this doggy chick must be a "bad pic" because she is ugly in every singly one of them…what are the odds of that?
      nah - not a bad pic, she is just fug.

    32. DirtyRatBastard says – reply to this


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      Oh Mario the Gadfly, you're so droll…picking on people out of the limelight in order to make yourself feel better about the myth that is your life. Your fans are much the same way. They like to wallow in the same muck and mire that you do, why is that? To go after celebrities is one thing, but to go after their children? I know that being a homosexual male, having children is the least of your pseudo-bourgeois concerns, but know that you really have no call in how children should be raised, or their lives as they grow up. Not everyone who parties is "waiting for rehab". If you say these things, you have to remember not to throw stones in such a beautiful glass house, Mario. For someone who is on Rehab Watch for every celebrity or child of celebrity, I hope that you don't imbibe through those cum stained lips of yours…Your day comes.

    33. LUCY says – reply to this


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      WAKALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUE FEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    34. MILLER TIME says – reply to this


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      SHE IS NOT A DOLL. SHE IS A DOG, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DOLL WOULD THAT BE OOOOOO?? A TROLL DOLL MAYBE. GET YOUR EYES CHECKED IDIOT, UMMM, I MEAN DEMI.
      P.S. SHE IS LIKE AN ASIAN POTATO HEAD

    35. yippiekaye oh shit says – reply to this


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      is it not a shame to have your dad's bone structure and your moms face? Rummer is one ugly bitch!!! she looks like Corky's little sister (i dont mean to offend the mentally challanged)

    36. jim says – reply to this


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      she's a major fat obese druggie ho hog

    37. kasey says – reply to this


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      I actually feel really bad for her. It's not her fault what she looks like. She is doing everything right. She has her own style, she has a great hair style…a great style in general. Unfortunately she has too many of her Dad's features. It looks good on him but not so much on her. But it can easily be fixed. She can get her chin fixed as well as her nose and I think with her dark hair and skin tone she will be gorgeous. Just think Perez if she gets all that work done you can then make fun of her for going under the knife…something for you to look forward to.

    38. dagnabit says – reply to this


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      YES!

    39. bayareahyphy says – reply to this


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      this one was stupid

    40. Jessi says – reply to this


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      This conservative thinks Al Gore III should be left alone. He doesn't seek the spotlight, and has enough to deal with. I wish him the best.

    41. Dani says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha. Potato head! I love that nickname. Potato head, potato head!!!

    42. Er says – reply to this


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      isnt it amazing that both her parents are actually good looking people…poor thing…and he looks super creepy lol

    43. Cilla says – reply to this


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      Rumer Willis looks like Jay Leno's long lost daughter. Chin and all. I would like to see you post a photo of both side by side. i think it would be sooooo dammm
      fuuuuuuny.

    44. f says – reply to this


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      coke head and serial killer

    45. LE says – reply to this


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      okay…..

    46. soymilk says – reply to this


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      she has beautiful eyes

    47. Miss SARA says – reply to this


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      She is hideous!!! She got the worst qualities from both HOT parents, poor girl.

    48. Whiter Than Thou says – reply to this


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      Not being funny peeps but did anyone think her nostril seemed rather red and a bit inflamed like something had been snorted into it? Well she has just been busted in a hotel room with wacky backy so I'm sure she's dabbled!!

      Other than that it's your parent's genes that decide whether you're a beauty or god damn FUGLY so that's not her fault. Can you imagine how she feels looking at her stepdad and wanting to bed him (Well I would if I was her!) and comparing her looks to that of her surgically tweaked but undeniably beautiful mother. In fact Demi passes for about late 20's early 30's. I wouldn't feel too good about myself if I was her!!!

      Maybe the other 2 sisters will be a bit prettier as they grow older!!

    49. NANCY says – reply to this


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      WHY THE RED NOSTRILS??????????

    50. Brian says – reply to this


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      fucking old ass demi moore that old bitch how can ashton marry that sag of old shit

    51. sam says – reply to this


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      wow this is too funny

    52. Adrianna says – reply to this


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      I think a far more accurate Separated At Birth would be Rumer Willis and Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask".

    53. Penny Cillin says – reply to this


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      Why did Ashton marry Demi? Because he's especially well-endowed, and he need a super-wide orifice to accommodate his manhod!!

    54. Adrianna says – reply to this


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      A far more accurate separated at birth would be Rumer Willis and Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask".

    55. anna says – reply to this


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      i think she's cute, plus i don't think she gives a damn about what we say about her.She's got money and we can bitch all we want.As for the rehab thing, imagine your mother being more good looking than you and married to someone your own age.Yeahhhh

    56. Greta says – reply to this


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      NOW I KNOW WHY ABORTION IS LEGAL!

    57. jeri says – reply to this


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      SHe is uglier. He's better looking.

    58. tracy says – reply to this


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      now thats just mean

    59. Poodlekiss says – reply to this


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      There has to be a more flattering photo of Rumer somewhere??!!

    60. I'd.Do.Her says – reply to this


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      She's not the best looking, but she is a drug whore.

      Dollars to donuts she takes it in the can for coke.

      Two in the pink……….one in the stink for this biyatch!!!!

    61. Elle says – reply to this


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      Damn! They're so ugly they'd be cute together!

    62. ella says – reply to this


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      Poor rumer! give the girl a break. its bad enough she got all the bad genes from her parents without you rubbing it in all the time.

    63. buttercup says – reply to this


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      Seriously you fat gay freak, stop making fun of Rumer Willis!!! I used to like this site for laughs, but picking on kids is mean and not worth my time to watch it happen.

    64. catty says – reply to this


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      Does it get any more ugly than these two?

    65. umm says – reply to this


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      I actually feel bad for her. Her mother is frickin Demi Moore…no wonder she's druggin it up. It must suck to be that unfortunate looking and have a mother that was/is (?) know as a universal sex symbol.

      I mean, come on, no amount of surgery can fix that mug. I do really feel bad for her.

    66. bitchfest'07 says – reply to this


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      It's obvious that Demi had an affair with Jay Leno.

    67. aimee says – reply to this


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      NO NO NO…it needs to be her and Ryan Cabrera "separated at birth!"

    68. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Brazilliant, Perez!!!!!!! They should hook up, it would be twue wuv.

    69. WTF says – reply to this


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      God, I could eat my breakfast off that chin….It's so f*ing HUGE!! Fugly!! Not to be mean, but, She looks a bit deformed.

    70. erin says – reply to this


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      I keep waiting for Rumer to look female. This whole assumption that it's a girl is completely ridiculous. She's so fug…

    71. soso says – reply to this


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      oh leave the poor girl alone….

    72. garth nylus says – reply to this


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      I agree, 2 in the pink, and one in the stink for this bobblehead

    73. Cathazat says – reply to this


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      As my daughter says, she got the worst features of both parents. Why didn't Demi stay in Idaho and keep this girl down on the farm? LA is the worst environment for any teenage girl. And keep her away from the Lohan posse, that's for sure. I feel sorry for any child of a celebrity: they will be forever darned if they do, darned if they don't while trying to find their own identity.

    74. sheila says – reply to this


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      tooooo funny…and tooooo true!!

    75. Cathazat says – reply to this


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      Oh I know, maybe she was born a hermaphrodite and isn't sure which sex to be. My hunch is she is actually a lesbian and either doesn't know it yet, or the press hasn't caught onto it. She is the kind of girl who would have excelled at field hockey. "Not that there is anything wrong with that!" She also looks like she has major 'tude problems. Hey, if you're going to go clubbing with trash like Lindsay Lohan and her ilk, you have to be prepared to take the heat. If not, stay home or better yet GO TO COLLEGE! Will some of these girls PLEASE set an example for the young girls of today! I'm so tired of the non-stop partying and glamour girl lives. What will they do when the party is over? And Ashton and Demi's bank accounts are running low? They all need REAL jobs…ok, now back to mine.

    76. tiredone says – reply to this


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      ms. moore would do well to raise her three daughters and leave the boy to mrs. kutcher. check pics of all of them - looks like mom, dad (bruce) and the four tykes. yikes.

    77. jennaj says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahahahaha they should hook up maybe they will

    78. KPEG says – reply to this


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      I just watched the movie "GRAY MATTERS" and I thought that Alan Cumming looked ALOT like our little Rumer…..yikes.

    79. shawn says – reply to this


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      OMFG GEEZZUZZZZZ THAT IS A FUCKING UGLY CHILD THEY HAD. OMG SHE NEEDS TO DIE. DEMI MUST HAVE SMOKED A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT WHEN SHE WAS PREGO OR LIVED BY A POWER PLANT. GEEZ THAT BITCH IS GROSS

    80. @Ruthie@ says – reply to this


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      They have to be the 2 ugliest people..extremely strange looking :( )

    81. Jeff the Impaler says – reply to this


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      I guess pretty doesn't make pretty. She's not cute.

    82. Cucumber says – reply to this


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      LOL! This is too funny bcoz it's too true! I don't know her but whatever!

    83. whatttthebuckk says – reply to this


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      shes uglyy

    84. kelsayyy says – reply to this


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      HAHA yea i totally see it! ha that is a good one lol