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The first publicity stills from Kelly Osbourne's stint in the London production of Chicago - she will be playing Mama Morton this fall.

Nice to see she's a fan of Mariah's retoucher as well!

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    1. Lopez says – reply to this


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      lame

    2. first says – reply to this


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      firstttt ;)

    3. ozzy says – reply to this


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      FIRSSSST!

    4. clare says – reply to this


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      wow-me first.

    5. Dani says – reply to this


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      1st? Haha I've always wanted to do that!

    6. towriteloveonherarms says – reply to this


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      wow…amazing what retouching can do.

    7. rocco says – reply to this


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      first

    8. D says – reply to this


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      Then why is she trying to look like a bloated Velma Kelly?

    9. 10inch says – reply to this


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      10th

    10. brainchild says – reply to this


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      fifth!!!

    11. Cookies says – reply to this


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      kelly rocks

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    12. Eliann says – reply to this


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      Does the London production of Chicago just hire any old hag off the street???!!!! How could this talentless fame-whore be cast as Mama Morton, a part so wonderfully played by Queen Latifah and many others who have portrayed her on Broadway??!!! I guess British people don't give a fuck about talent, anyway…they like Katie and Peter…..

    13. K says – reply to this


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      shes looking hot in that pale kooky goth way

    14. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this


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      SHE DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD

    15. edith says – reply to this


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      Will you all fuck off with this "first" crap. You're never first anyway. You're all idiots when you say first and you're actually the second or third or fouth.. etc. post. It's so stupid.

      On the Kelly subject though. She doesn't look bad. Even if there was retouching, without it she looks good. She lost weight and she has a pretty face. She is a bit pale though.

    16. beauty says – reply to this


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      This is a joke. She is WAY WAYY WAYYY too young to play Momma Morton.

      Please…yuck.

    17. Clover says – reply to this


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      i think she's pretty

    18. st. louis boogie says – reply to this


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      I cannot hate..she actually looks good..right here! Better than she did on her show! GO Kells!

    19. sly says – reply to this


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      I HATE THIS PALE-PORKPINKED SKIN, LIMP-LICE HEADED HO AND ALL OTHER WHITE PEOPLES WHO'S WILL ALL WRINKLED-UP AT THE AGE OF 30.
      YOU KNOW WHY WHITE PEOPLES HAVE 50 TIMES MORE CHANCE TO GET CANCER? BECAUSE THEY HAVE RACISM RUNNING THROUGH THEIR BLOOD.
      HISPANICS IS THE BEST RACE. LATINO FOREVER.

    20. JD says – reply to this


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      LoVE HER! Not so much her "singing", just her fuck off and die attitude, love for animals, and her style.

      Stay off the drugs, Kelly! You and Jack are too fucking smart for that shit!

    21. kathyatf says – reply to this


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      She is stunningly beautiful! This family has been through a lot and I pray they get the blessings they have coming to them. This is the start of a turn around for all of them!

    22. gthanggy says – reply to this


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      OMG Who is that HOT guy on the left? Give him a tv show now!

    23. o82186 says – reply to this


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      she looks beautiful:)

    24. bigblackcock says – reply to this


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      Bitch looks nothing like that…if she did I would have busted nuts in her steamy hole a long time ago.

    25. Becky says – reply to this


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      She looks beautiful! I hope she can copy what's happened with this picture! That is THE haircut for her. I wish her the best!

    26. KPSDR says – reply to this


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      GET IN HER BELLY!

    27. o82186 says – reply to this


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      she looks beautiful.

    28. lola_in_the_sky says – reply to this


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      she looks horrendous

    29. Stef says – reply to this


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      Wait a minute.

      How can she be a "Mama" Morton when she's younger than most of the prisoners? Doesn't that kind of undermine her position as a Prison Matron?

    30. samantha says – reply to this


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      Nice to see ignorance and no talent can take you onto stage preforming.

    31. Lola says – reply to this


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      I love her. She is her mother's daughter and is no one's fool. I wish her well on her acting career. I hope she surprises all her critics and rocks it.

    32. nunya says – reply to this


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      Damn, did she fimally lose some fat? She definitely has her mother's genes. The fat ones

    33. Russellicious says – reply to this


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      New bio-pic: "Elvira, the Teen Whore Years"

    34. erin says – reply to this


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      she looks great. quit hating perez.

    35. Prudence says – reply to this


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      She looks great! I think I saw her the other day in Brooklyn.

    36. Sherry says – reply to this


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      Ah, the magic of Photoshop.

    37. Mama Lynn says – reply to this


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      Why can't they photoshop that giant head of hers while they are at it??

    38. speakingofgaylords says – reply to this


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      check out the fags behind her!

    39. Kath says – reply to this


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      Ello. I think she looks beautiful… She`s real stuff perezzitto, find someone else to scratch and bite. Lol. Bow down to Kelly. White skin is in.

    40. meg says – reply to this


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      she looks more like velma kelly

    41. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Good for her. That is a fantastic role and she should enjoy the hell out of it!

    42. me says – reply to this


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      you're a loser, perez.

    43. Jessa says – reply to this


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      Looking good Kelly. The dark hair and the pale-ness = hot. Sorry everyone else. Some of us don't like the typical "hot" blonds who never eat and look copper from the cancer boxes.

    44. MissMottin says – reply to this


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      Hotness.
      I'd hit that.

    45. JosephNYC says – reply to this


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      She looks fantastic, but we all know she's gonna suck big time. She can't sing and she's about 20 years too young for the role. Worst stunt casting ever!!

    46. Julia says – reply to this


      46

      I think she looks gorgeous! Good luck Kelly!

    47. I wanna puke says – reply to this


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      This girl is ugly, she can't sing and she's as lame as avril.

    48. muah says – reply to this


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      Her nipples are pierced..Which is nasty. But, other wise she looks nice. With all the photoshop done!

    49. Jonathan B. says – reply to this


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      yea…um….shes way too young for this role….considering the fact that in the stage version of this show velma and roxie are supposed to be middle aged….hmmm….it seems like the producers (if it is still the weisslers for the london version) are still trying to sell tickets with 2nd, 3rd, and 4th rate talent….oops (case in point, lisa rinna and harry hamlin in the broadway production)

    50. Tash says – reply to this


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      I think she looks great and I am happy for her! She gets picked on a lot! GO KELLY!

    51. LUlu* says – reply to this


      51

      She looks great- not everyone needs to be a size 1!

    52. Patrick says – reply to this


      52

      i have nothing bad to say about her, ive always liked her.

    53. tracy says – reply to this


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      more like…. don't eat
      lose some weight

    54. GNDfan says – reply to this


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      I think she's positively beautiful. She's a smart young woman keeping her skin safe from cruel UV rays - she's a breath of fresh air in the carbon copy world of fake baked & fake blonde. AND as for those who are slamming her being too young to play the Matron, Queen Latifah is younger than both Rene Z. & CZ-J!

    55. Even on video... says – reply to this


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      I have heard numerous complaints from black entertainers (not A-list) and black patrons, that they have a hard time getting into some of L.A.’s trendiest nightspots. Some of these clubs have a “black quota,” and they employ African-American doormen to reject black patrons to protect themselves from racial discrimination suits. But, I recently learned, their is another element at play here. A white female celebrity has called a few of these clubs and openly complained about the number of blacks in attendance when she attends. She says, “being around too many blacks make me uncomfortable.” If you don’t exclude some of them, I will make sure, “my young white Hollywood friends,” find another club to attend. I will call them all and ask them not to patronize your establishment. Club owners cave in to her demands because this celebrity and her friends bring notoriety to their clubs as well as good publicity. This white celebrity is often in the company of blacks despite the deep resentment she harbors and she talks about these same blacks like a dog behind their backs with her white friends. It’s common for her to use racial epithets to describe her “so called black friends,” when they’re out of earshot. (It’s Paris Hilton…)

    56. Amy says – reply to this


      56

      Kelly looks FANTASTIC!! Good for her- it's hard to drop the lbs.

    57. Beep. says – reply to this


      57

      She looks good. Leave her alone!

    58. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      AWWWWWWWWW MY UGLY FRIEND TOOK A PICTURE!

    59. BettaThanEwe says – reply to this


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      I think she looks faboo, lately. And the 'work' she had done. I'd love to see more of her body type ( as it is now, healthy) than all the walking skin covered sticks.

    60. Nova11 says – reply to this


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      I like Kelly….i think she has a good head on her shoulders…as compared to, ah, well…the rest of hollywood. I do have to question them casting her as Mama Morton…she is just too young to be a "mama" anything.
      good luck to her though!

    61. bitchPLZ says – reply to this


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      she looks so good!!!!!!!

    62. dansep says – reply to this


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      no one gives a fuck about your mongoloid face, kelly you stupid brat

    63. Courtney says – reply to this


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      Boy, I wish my daddy could make me famous…..

    64. Denim says – reply to this


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      uh i dont think perez of all people should be talkin about retouch or someones weight issues :P

    65. grrrr says – reply to this


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      what does first mean? i would assume it means you are posting the firest comment, BUT its never the first… confused, please tell me?

    66. Lynne says – reply to this


      66

      Nipple piercings aren't gross, you jackass. They're hot. Maybe not on this oversized whale; but on myself…Ohhhh yeah. Guys love 'em.

    67. kaelaheartsperez says – reply to this


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      I love kelly osbourne
      maybe she has lost weight.

    68. uh-huh says – reply to this


      68

      ok so she is a bit chunky but by no means a fat ass like you perez! Plus she has style, and class even though her daddy is a freak, I think she is beautiful, look at her skin! I like Kelly!

    69. haha says – reply to this


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      #19 - sly
      guess you got cancer too racist pig, go back to mexico if you hate whites so much, america is about all races and all colors and tolerence, if you cant fit in here then leave! Stupid bean eater!
      And before you say im racist, um not, You dont know my race so dont even go there.

    70. fat hater says – reply to this


      70

      she should get her money back, obviously fat camp didn't work.

    71. jammijam says – reply to this


      71

      Can we say PHOTOSHOP!

    72. KellyRocks says – reply to this


      72

      She looks FAB! Who cares if it's retouched, EVERYONE in Hollywood gets retouched in pictures even the skinny ones, so whats the big deal! At least she's real, has her own style and is actually working to achieve her dreams unlike a lot of Hollywood who are fake, selfish and self indulgent. She's a much better role model than Lindsay, Paris, Kim, Nicole, Britney…….. the list goes on… and on!

    73. jj says – reply to this


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      love her. you go girl !

    74. nacirema says – reply to this


      74

      Isn't she dating Rob Shneider?

    75. Meme says – reply to this


      75

      Ewww, scary. I'd hit it.

    76. Carl says – reply to this


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      Oh Mama! Good for you, Kelly. I always new that a couple a pounds was all that stood between you and hotness!

    77. b says – reply to this


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      love herrr

    78. jen says – reply to this


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      i like these pics, theyre cool and sexy without being trashy

    79. Janna says – reply to this


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      KELLY LOOKS GREAT ….. NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE A SIZE 3 TO LOOK GREAT ….I AM A SIZE 7 AND LOOK AWSOME ..GOOO KELLY

    80. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Mama Morton. MAMA MORTON??? LOLOLOL.

      Someone rehire the casting director.

    81. Maddie says – reply to this


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      Looking GOOD Kelly! Much much better than recent months.

    82. Gwen says – reply to this


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      ^ Size 7 isn't big! I know what you meant with your comment, just sayin'.

    83. erin says – reply to this


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      the best i have ever seen her.

    84. also called Kelly says – reply to this


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      ~ ~
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      what she needs is her uglyness retouched..

      If she has lost weight then how come her head still looks like a giant melon with an OTT Wednesday Addams face painted on ??

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    85. kelly s (not O) says – reply to this


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      ~ ~
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      what she needs is her uglyness retouched..

      If she has lost weight then how come her head still looks like a giant melon with an OTT Wednesday Addams face painted on ??

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    86. kelly s says – reply to this


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      this website is annoying it made me double post! almost triple! Sorry. maybe THIS comment will appear in about 5 hours….. :|

    87. Mark says – reply to this


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      A rotting corpse has more sex appeal than Kelly Osbourne. She is a complete waste-case, no talent, druggie. She's a spoiled little monkey. Her high-pitched bitching, moaning, and whining made 'The Osbournes' unwatchable.

    88. Victoria NYC says – reply to this


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      I NEVER GOT HER MISS PIGGYNESS AND NEVER WILL!

    89. DAZED AND CONFUSED says – reply to this


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      Hey People!
      I bet you any money that #15 (Edith) is actually Miss Piggy posting a comment about herself! Haha, it's so obvious…and kinda sad.

    90. ohsokrispy says – reply to this


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      I agree w/ #20 JD- Love Kelly. She looks like her mom here.

    91. Chrissie says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER

    92. kris says – reply to this


      92

      Are those nipple rings i see in the second pic?

    93. ellen says – reply to this


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      It does look retouched, but really, this girl has immaculate skin. I have seen her in the brightness of day and her skin is perfect…in the most surreal way.

    94. Melissa says – reply to this


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      I've always thought she's very pretty.

    95. Kas says – reply to this


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      She could star hatchet face in Crybaby

    96. THEGLAMNINJA. says – reply to this


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      kelly is the shiz.
      and so is perez.
      nice.
      :D

    97. whattthebuckk says – reply to this


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      i dont like her
      the end .