The Most Exquisite Picture

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1. alexis says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Straight up sexy! NOT!

2. LUCY says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first slobbbbbbbbbbbb

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   nice gut!

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   first

5. liz says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   sick….

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   what a fucking tool

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   haha, now THAT'S hot!
    
   Paris will soon be BROKE. Just read it at www.hollywoodheathens.com. You KNOW Perez won’t post this story!
    
   www.hollywoodheathens.com
    
   www.hollywoodheathens.com

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   who the hell is jason davis and why do we care he is passed out in some hotel lobby??

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   wow… i wonder how much coke it takes to cause a fat ass like that to pass out!!!! lol nice

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    …I wear my sunglasses at night….

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    Love it!

12. Alex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHAT A BLOATED MESS!!!

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    lol

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    Who?

15. a says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thats disgusting

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    nASTY!!!! i wanna rub pudding all over that fat ass

17. cat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ha

18. longjewishlegs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gross!

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    GUMMY! GUMMY! GUMMY!

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    lol

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOO
    HAHAHA THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST POST OF THE DAY.
    WHAT A FUCKING MESS.

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    who is Rafael Caricote???? I’ve been heard so much about him. Somebody help me, please, thank U

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    I thought he had just checked into rehab? Guess it's one of the new rehabs where they let you out to party every weekend. Same one Fat Elvis attended apparently.

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    I don't care for this guy but I gotta admit, he looks like he is reaching in his back pocket rather than "passed out". Perez, know you hate the dude but your grasping here. The stomach hanging out is disgusting though.

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    WHAT A FUCKING CHUMP!!! GO EAT SOMEONE BRANDON!!! YOU'D THINK WITH HIS SIZE HE'D BE ABLE TO HOLD HIS LIQUOR IF NOT A WHOLE KEG!!!

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    Better sound the beached whale alert.

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    who is that? and that girl is 12? maybe?

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    hahahaahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaahahahahaahaahahah
    u guys r mean!!!!!
    poor guy!!

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    EWWW LOOK at my belly!

30. Yuk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Big FAT Gummi in all his lard glory, I bet his belly button stinks!!!

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    THAT'S AWESOME! loves it!

32. FiFi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is that how "The King" looked at the end?

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    A QUICK MESSAGE TO ALL NEWBIES, STOP ASKING WHO'S THAT? EVERYTIME YOU DON'T RECOGNISE SOMEBODY , YOU HAVE A FUCKING COMPUTER, PLEASE DO A SEARCH ON GOOGLE .

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    fourth! he's ugly!

35. brittle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he kinda looks like Taylor Hicks

36. OrangeOkra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Where's the Separated at Birth between him and Fat Bastard when you need it??!! He looks like he ate a babbbyyyyy!!!

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    LOL!! This shit is too funny!!! Awww.. Perez you should make this picture your next year's Christmas card..

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    OMFG! You must have shit your pants when you got that pic Perezilla! What a slap in the face to that FAT TOAD!

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    Who is this?

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    WTF!? Must've been a "MID EIGHTIES COCAINE PARTY" theme. He hit it dead on.

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    So Dashing… So Sexy… So Manly….
    Nope. Can't do it. Tried to see past the fat, drunk slob. Bummer. I'll NEVER be an actor, now….

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    Thought it was a fat flaming Elvis impersonator passed out.
    Call Green Peace a whale has washed on shore!

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    i'd totally suck pina colada out of his belly button
    xoxxoxo
    clover

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    I really have to quote J.K. Rowling for this charming specimen:

    "pig-in-a-wig"

    I really would do him…If I walked on all fours and and was my own personal bacon factory.

    *shudder*

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    weird.. in that pic he doesn't look fat enough to have such a double chin :-s.

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    I had to look again, I thought it was Perez.

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    this joker was a sleep at the in front the standard the other night

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    and he is famous because…..

49. Michael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHO'S
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    FUCKTARD?

    I see you write about him all the time, and it cracks me up since he's so slobby and gross and equally cocky. But I have no idea what he's done or who he is or why he gets his picture taken. Whatever. Even if he's just a schmoe off the street, I still love that you post pics of a slobby loser.

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    All I gotta say is FTP. FUCK THAT PUTO!!! hehe

51. Denisse says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG! It's Fat Bastard in disguise!!!

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    Pilled Out Porker!

53. jeri says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is fucking awesome!!! the best worst snap!

54. Hyde says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Looks like rehab is going well!

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    I think that's photoshopped, Gummy would have a WAAAYYY bigger gut than that.

56. kate u.k says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    urrgh…i feel sick. that belly button is a violation of the most gross indecency!

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    He doesn't look as fat as usual.

58. winkette says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    please! someone leave a trail of twinkies across the lobby and out to the streets

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????
    HE LOOKS LIKE A HAMMERED BABY BELUGA WHALE…..WHO IS WEARING A TACKY SHIRT AND SOME TACKIER GLASSES……LOL

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    WOW thats HOT!!! I bet your drooling allover yourself Perez!!

61. jesse lee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    fat ass!

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    He doesn't look nearly as fat from the neck down as he does from the neck up! What is up with his gigantic double/triple/quadruple chin? Is that a goiter?

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    who is he???

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    That fat piece of shit!!! I love it! My favorite part of this is the chick that is sitting in the chair saying to her friends "OMG…this must be a Hollywood celebrity of some sort, take my picture!"

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    haha..poor girl sitting next to that blob of a human! I'm pretty sure the only thing he knows how to do anymore is eat..seeing.

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    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!

    ZGUMMI BEAR!!!
    GUMMI BEAR!!!

    THE GIRL MUST BE SAYING 'OMG HES A STAR GET MY PIC IN SO I CAN BE ON PEREZ!!!'

    haha, this shot, is priceless.

    such a gansta with those glasses.

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    the girl sittin next to him is real cute.

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    OK MEANY!! i googled jason davis and still dont have any clue who he is…AND I DOUBT THAT THIS IS THE BASEBALL PLAYER JASON DAVIS……dont be a dick

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    Miss Davis is a mess! No one with that much money should

    A.) Have a poorly bleach blonde dyed BOWL CUT!
    B.) Be that fat!
    C.) Dress that terribly!

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    Looks like he ate too many hot dogs, Perez.

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    FAT ASS!!

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    FAGULOUS!

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    OMG! What a useless tub of lard.

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    Proof that all the money in the world can't buy class.

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    Yes, he is a bit of a big fat mess, but so is Perez, so this is sort of laughable like that fat pot calling the fat kettle fat.

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    Is that a beached whale? Oh, just a fat slob. Someone should harpoon his FAT ASS!!!!

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    The little girl smiling in the picture cracks me up lol

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    Hey #69 - you forgot
    D) ALL OF THE ABOVE!!

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    I think Perez should just hut the hell up and fuck him already. He knows he wants to.

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    he is a pig. so sad. what a waste of DNA

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    Who the fucking hell is Jason Davis?

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    isn't that the girl that made that video about finding perez???

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    isn't that the girl that made the video about finding perez?

85. adam toepfer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    can someone please explain who the hell this person is, and why everyone is always talking about him

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    i have NO clue at all who this guy is.

    but HAHAhahahahahaha

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    Who the hell is Perez Hilton and why is he so famous? I wish I could be famous for doing and contributing nothing to society.

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    Why is Jason or Perez famous? I wish I could be famous for nothing.

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    Quite possibly the only person fuglier than you Perez.

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    Looks like a real life Eric Cartman!

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    who the hell is jason davis?

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    "$2.00 to have your picture taken w/ a passed out Gummi Bear, $1.00 more if you want to rub his belly"

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    he reminds me of Spany from the Little Rascals

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    Why can we even see his bellybutton? fat people have rolls, i should know I am one Somebdy has had recent lipo!!!!! He can't have that HUGE of a face and no rolls goin on.

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    I guess we will never know who the hell he is…it is funny that some fatass is all sweaty and passed out in a hotel lobby nonetheless.

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    Sing it, boyz!!

    Doncha wish your boyfriend ate all these hotdogs, just liike me!
    Doncha wish he was a greasy gummi bear, just like me!
    Doncha…

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    at least lindsey can see her crotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    AWESOME! NOW THATS FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT FUCKERS!

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    most likely, he smells like sour milk and rotten cheese, yuk!

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     AHOY ME MATEY! Beached whale sighted!