We Love This Mess!!!!
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney's cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims, is one step closer in her quest to pop stardom.
The famewhore, who wants to be a singer now, has updated her official website with a new picture and she's even posted a song.
She's posted a song from Les Miz!! Les Miz, bitches!!
Yes, On My Own!!! On My Fucking Own!!!
It's just as bad (in a really mediocre way) that you would hope for.
CLICK HERE to take a listen!!!
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who is Rafael Caricote???? I’ve been heard so much about him. Somebody help me, please, thank U
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wow im first.
She sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so does the song. get alife
That outfit looks like a rainbow puked.
I see no shame runs in this family………………..
another crazy fuck from the Brit camp!
Fuck all the first white devil bitches.
I hate White Peoples.
good perez keep representing the latinos.
Hispanic is the best race.
ewwwwwwwwww that song is horrible
thats pretty aweful
psh.
Paris will soon be BROKE. Just read it at www.hollywoodheathens.com. You KNOW Perez won’t post this story!
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So instead of wanting to me a famewhore, she JUST wants to be a whore? The Spears Family must have some interesting genes driving their reproduction…
Thats wicked bad!!!! I can't believe someone would actually let that get out.
First bitch
3rd?!
ALWAYS FIRST BITCHES SHUT UP
Oops!
I thought that was Jennifer Lopez!
great voice but not my style of music, but i will give her a chance.
Why????????
Wow that is some SHITTY airbrushing.
she looks great and sounds great
they should release her album against britney's new one
good times
Alli should keep her day job. Oh, I forgot, she quit her day job with Brit-Brit.
Is she deaf? I've heard better sounds coming from the bathroom at Taco Bell.
STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BITCHES
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh god… Are you serious. Jesus titty fucking christ… KILL ME NOW.
Love you Perez
Whats all that tinfoil shit around her neck…I thought only trannies did that to hid their big ass adam's apple
In fairness, not bad! At least she can sing unlike her cousin.
She sounds like a horse crying!
whatever! another crzy from the Brit camp. Stupid computers - damn slow
I really hope she makes it and acts like a decent human being so that we don't have to hear about stupid Britney anymore….really….I'm ready for Britney to disappear…
Why do you give her the publicity!!!?????
You've gotta be joking! A Spears breed !lol! I hope she makes it a big as Brit! God the whole family is trash, why dont they just GO AWAY!!!
rafael caricote??? mmm I don't know him, he should be latino ’cause "rafael" this name is sooo latin
I never post…but, 'on my own', hell, I'm Canadian and the first show I saw when visiting New York city was 'Les Miz', it's all been so cheapened for me now…
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dude, is she trying to hide an impending double chin by stretching her neck now? and since when did hefty start producing rainbow trash sacks? sign me up for a box - pride, bitches!
HAHAHA FREAK
Oh god. That's my favorite song from Les Mis. It is not a pop song.
At least she can sing better than Brit.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING????????!!!!!!!!!
Umm that song SUCKS…I thought they said she was good. She needs Simon to tell her to stop singing!!
Why is that poor girl wearing a neck brace and a dress made out of mylar birthday balloons?
She should be in a Broadway/Off-Broadway show.
It's a bizzare choice of songs for a pop-tart. She is okay, a little off key at times.
There you go again, SELENA, spewing your white bitches crap…you must not be liked by your family very much…HISPANIC IS NOT A RACE YOU DUMB ASS! Oh, I'm sorry…you can't read can you? Mucho Loco, Chica…
DUDE what the FFFFFFFFFFF???? why is it the everyone has to bash brit and make a mockery of her??? yeah some she does herself but COME ON
What the hell did I just lisen tooooooo? OMG it sounded just like old Disney. ?? 26yrs, she looks more like 46yrs old… Boring as f*ck… Why is the music industry doing this to us! Are they trying to bore us to death!
If you open the hillbilly floodgates, this is what you will get. You would think she could see the pimping of Brit done by her family and would run the other way, but I see she is a moneywhore too.
hahah shes beyond terrible.
she totally ruined that song.
poor thing.
Wait a minute. That song on the her site, isn't that how The Omen, or another horror movie around that time, started like.
Ok, so who does she wants to be taken for??? She-Meatloaf??? She could probably do better with pop music because her cousin proved that you don't need to know how to sing to make millions of dollars. However, she's probably been watching Mulan one too many times though.
BTW, she goes out of key from time to time. She's awful. Whomever is advising her to keep on singing lied to her. Is Joe Simpson behind all this too?
Funny how she makes absolutely no mention of Britney in her bio.
that is horrendous.. really a huge insult to les mis. i almost cried from agony when listening to this song. she should stop while shes ahead so she doesnt wind up like brit
hahahahahahaha!
OK…. that shit she has on her site is pretty fucking bad….My theory…she's spiking my main bitch Britney's RedBull with a very E V I L insanity sereum so she can steal all Britney's finger lickin fame…goddamn her
My gawd my ears… somebody, please ..two pencils to stop the pain!
She sounds like she could be on the trash reel for American Idol.
Ewww, she's talk-singing, I hate when people do that…
in other words, she sounds like she's saying the words rather than singing it.
And is it me, or she looks like a white Beyonce? from the neck up?
great music from an assitant looks like she borrowed that dress with britney from the 07 line.
Oh, my…that's rough.
…. now thats just bad singing
She's got karaoke voice.
holy fucking christ that is AWFUL. what a hideous, pitiful family. and this ho is just talentless. she has NO HOPE of any career. the william hung of louisiana redneck barefoot singers. and she's dog ugly.
Christ! she's awful!
Hey Selena, go screw yourself you racist bitch. If a white person wrote what you did, all hell would break loose.
Hispanics are fat, sweaty and smell like shit. Who the hell would want a fat homo representing them anyway?
BTW this bitch is cross eyed and very ugly.
What a bad time to be named Alli.
Isn't that the new diet pill that causes you to shit your pants?
if she removes that neck thing does her head fall off?
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UGH. that's so gross. SO gross.
is this happening???? this can't be serious!
SHE SUCKS. I this a JOKE??? OMG, I can't believe she pretends she's a singer now…I thought she was Britney's cool cousin that wanted to help to make her feel better….But NO!!!!! THIS SONG is the worst thing I have heard in my whole life!!!!!!GET A LIFE ALLY SIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go back to your pueblo.
Thanks, Perez. I wanted to jab a screwdriver through my ear drums. Way to kill one of my fav broadway tunes.
yeah, it's bad, but she can sing better than Shitney!
I'm waiting for her rendition on Memory from Cats.
just what we need, another pop-tart. They are popping up like pouffed, painted, slutty weeds. Where's whe Weed-B-Gone when you need it? Who needs talent when you have nepotism?
Bleeeech!!1
WOW it looks like someone swallowed a ball of yarn and threw up her dress!
Why does she even have a website? She's nobody…
….who?
awful. terrible. nasty. no talent. pictures as interesting as the bottom of my foot after i've walked on the subway barefoot.
seriously, does she think she is singing for a disney theme! jesus, n what is with the fuked harp! what a dog!
that is TERRI-FUCK-IBLE!! and what is with the outfits?!
wow she REALLY can't sing
OMG…gross! Sounds like one of those demos you can make at the local amusement park. Horrible.
Hey #10, Selena, I'm a spic and I think YOU SUCK.
Asshole. And it's people, singular, you dumb, wet, uneducated, three-baby-having, head-giving, wannabe Latina with no pride, but a high price tag whore.
THAT REALLY SUCKED! AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE COLLAR?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!? THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MUSIC TODAY. IDIOTS THAT THINK THEY CAN SING!!! This wasn't even allowed in my middle musicals!
oh god she is positively awful.
way to kill an amazing song from les miserables
Well, I guess everyone is entitled to have there own webpage and produce some type of shitty music to play on it. I really just liked her better as Brit's doormat. Next to Brit she was actually cute, now she looks like a man. Yuck.
Her singing can be likened to that of the land in Montana - flat!! In the words of Randy and Paul - PITCHY!!
What is funny about this is.. I was a theater major and "On my Own" was always the cheesiest, most over-used audition song. Have some creativity! On my own??? And she sucks ass as well. At least if you are going to pick that song, sing it well! She will probably follow it up with a horrible performance of "Favorite Things" and "Over the Rainbow"
Oh dear jesus. That's all I can say is Baby Jesus help us all from the insanity
A young Tami Faye replacement?
HORRIBLE! She isn't even good enough to get the lead in a high school play… and did she record that in her bedroom on a karaoke machine? Train wreck!
her grammar sucks. look at where she went to school, not to mention who she's kin to….there's your answer!
If Britney wasn't bad enough, we had to gobble down some Jaime Lynn. ( That's only because My daughter only watches Disney) Now Drumroll please… alli simms!!!!!Somebody hs some slpainin' to do! That sucks!! I think I might start an anti disney revolution. Love all that they do butletsbe real, They produce coke head, after coke head, after coke head. Stop the Madness! Love ya perez. Mi reyna de basura! MUAAA
Who told her she could sing? Maybe in a high school play but POP STAR? HELL Nooooooooo…. It's bad enough Britney has lost her mind now we have this…Lord save me …
from the neck down she reminds me of a pic of britney from a long time a go , i see that bad fashion runs in the family
OMG she sounds so bad #10 y dont u get a life u freakin son of a bitch ps VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why would she post a real song when home girl can't sing? She can't even stay on pitch.
ew.
what. the. fuck. is. she. wearing.
What an unbelievable cunt !!!! She should go on tour with K-Fed!!!