We Love This Mess!!!!
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney's cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims, is one step closer in her quest to pop stardom.
The famewhore, who wants to be a singer now, has updated her official website with a new picture and she's even posted a song.
She's posted a song from Les Miz!! Les Miz, bitches!!
Yes, On My Own!!! On My Fucking Own!!!
It's just as bad (in a really mediocre way) that you would hope for.
CLICK HERE to take a listen!!!
The Most Exquisite Picture
Maybe She Was Menopausal?
SHE LOOKS LIKE HEATHERETTE STYLED HER! FINALLY THEY STYLE SOMEONE BESIDES AMANDA! L-O-FUCKEN-L!
she sucks
oh dear god my ears! Put up a warning for goodness sake!
……….Come on….Seriously….Are we supposed to believe this BS?…
She sounds better on
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GO BACK TO TEXAS CALIFORNIA DOES NOT WANT YOU!!!!!!
owwwwww!!! my ears are bleeding.
WTF!!! The outfit is hideous and that choker nauseates me. But that song, That song….that song throws me into a 28 Week Later rage. Is she singing a song for the Disney Channel? It sounds like something composed on the Linus baby grand piano. Arghhhhh! After listening to this song I might just beat someone up. I guess this is the product when Britney cuts off the money. Arghhhh!
Oh yeah and it seems her no sense of style runs in the family.
sorry but sound like sh*t !!
Man… all these girls look the same…. GENERIC WHITE GIRL!!!!
I can't believe she attacked my favourite song from a musical. She needs to be stopped.
At least she's singing…as mediocre as it is. Britney just moans. Must suck to know you can sing and your cousin cant carry a tune and she gets all famous!
LOL SHE IS SINGING WORSE THAN PARIS HILTON!
wtf ! its not ali sims who sang that , guys! its lea salonga, the original star of the (now-defunct) miss saigon and winner of tony and laurence olivier awards! you must really be a bagful of shit if you think her voice is mediocre!
okay i managed to listen for like 10 seconds and that is ten seconds i will never fucking get back….god that was horrid….hey alli….maybe you should stick to personal assisting…..
totally unimpressive voice….
She needs to keep her day job!! Being Britneys BITCH!! Someone put a sock in her!!!
OMG…what a freak!…i hope she's kiddin ,,,its like opera or somethin…L!! your cousin is crazy…but at least she can SING!!
What's up with the shitty dress?!
That was absolutely horrible! Incredibly pitchy and off key. Britney kicks ass over her voice anyday and I am not a huge brit fan. Alli needs to keep her day job….ooops I forgot she quit!
That bitch is just as stupid as her crazy ass cousin!!!!! The song sucks & so does she!!!!!!!
Oh. My. Dear. Gods.
I'll admit, when I was younger, I loved Britney Spears…but I was like, what ten? Do we really want another one from her gene pool to influence kids today? Aside from Jamie Lynn, I actually kinda feel bad for the girl. But her song! Ack!
Perez, please, for all that is good in thiis world, disable the link! Her voice is so….blah.
Yuck! That was horrible, I am going to go burn my ears off now!
Compared to her cousin, she sounds like Barbra Streisand!
This is HORRIBLE! I Loooove Les Mis BUT she seriously doesn't do a good rendition. Hells no, I hope to GOD by you putting her on this site, she doesn't become famous or something. Yuck.
Why is she wearing African neck rings and the ugliest dress available at Goodwill? Why did she post a song from a beauty pageant talent show? This chick is absolutely laughable already!
this is so bad. if u dont know how to sing, then dont go for music bisnes
she obviously shares the same taste in clothes as her cousin! SKANKY!
a. why would you try to compete with frances ruffelle or lea salonga!?
b. i cant decide which is worse: dress or necklace
c. how is it possible that this digitally sweetened garbage is STILL better than most britney?
d. although i still love toxic, man
I love Les Mis… but on your fansite?? I don't get it.
She's ugly. Her voice isn't fit for pop or it's just the song. Her voice is good, if she's going to sing on BroadWay but becoming the next Britney Spears? Good luck with that.
she is one of the worst singers, its really bad. even worse then her damn cousin!
I had to force myself to listen to her song. She's terrible.
It's a baby Kathie Lee Gifford! Oh no! Run for the hills!!
Well I tried to listen to it and give it a chance…Good God that sucked horribly. Quit while you are ahead. Just stop singing!
she must use britt's stylest lmfao
SHE FUKING SUX ASS!! SHE ALSO LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF ASS WITH BIG MONKEY NUTS!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!
Her voice ain't great but compared to Britney, she sounds like Mariah Carey or something…At least she isn't synthisizing her voice like her cousin. Britney sounds like she's singing into a tin can
One of the best songs absolutely murdered. She doesn't even sing the right words.
Listen to Lea Salonga's version people - you'll see the beauty and the sadness of the song, as opposed to some crack smoking nutjob making it sound like a valley girl singing about someone going off with her date.
I can't believe she thinks that song is good enough to post on her website as her only track. She should be embarassed and fire whoever gave her that advice
Wow, Rainbow Bright is going to be pissed that this bitch stole her dress and then accessorized it with a neck brace.
she sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
That is such a great song and I can't believe she put that on her website. It's HORRIBLE!!!!! She sounds horrendous, and completely cannot handle the song. I can do better in the shower.
P.S. What the hell is she wearing?!
I don't know who has a worse voice….her or shitney
This has to be a fucking joke. She cant sing!!!!
that was awful
she sounds like she is in a disney parade
Lordy, I know she's bad but she actually sounds better than Brit "I have a furball in my throat" Brit Spears…
That whole family is a goddam car wreck x
dreadful, truly dreadful…& the song's crap too.
wouldnt put that song in a high school play;she sucks
I can't believe you didn't say anything about that CRAZY outfit. Holy Shist! Looks like shitty taste runs in the family. What the hell is that around her neck? Seriously! I'm curious if this was a gift from Brittany herself. Please make them go away…
Selena- fuck off you racist whore bitchh
ANY FATT WHITE TRASHY HO THAT LIKES TO BE SLUTTY CAN BE BRITTNEY! THAT PIG HAS NO TALENT ALL SHE BECAME WAS TRASH BECAUSE SHE SHOWED HER TRUE TRASHY COLORS! MAYBE THIS ONE WILL AT LEAST KEEP HER CLOTHES ON! SHE ALREADY HAS THAT IN HER FAVOR! GOOD LUCK HONEY & REMEMBER DONT BE A SLOPPY PIG FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRISTINA IS A GODDESS!!! BRITTNEY IS A AMERICAN BRAIN FART!
thats pretty fuckin bad….i'd rather listen to Paris Hilton. that bad
wow, it's way worse than i thought it would ever be….
OHMYGOD. SHE LOOKS LIKE A JEWISH HORSE. AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DYING MANATEE. This song makes me want to kill myself.
They went a little crazy with the Photoshoppage on that pic of her.
She sings better than Britney…but that's not saying much. Britney can't sing.
Damn. That bitch sucks rectum. She is terrible.
WTF she had to put her paws on "On My Own". Well she had better stay away from POTO !
I coud forgive Katie Holems/Joey Potter's version, before Britney's blood sucking after thought.
uhm ew? first of all who does she think she is with her rainbow bright shiney lookn' ass. and i duno wat that song is from. the title clues to a play. but its jst bland.
and she wants to be some sort of pop star or something she needs a little bit of a diffrent voice. maybe a sinthisizer to mix shit up.
by the by perez why all the fashionista ads i mean gawd they mustve paid u a lot to get your whole site background.
luvs.
-b
That was bad.. Now that her music career is over when is she getting naked?
Ok, I actually really liked the sound of her voice, it sounds pretty pure and clear and not bizarre and forced like Britney but the timing was all over the place and some of the tuning??? I wasn't sure if it was the same song I know at some points there!
that was just awful!
If she seriously comes out with an album, I am personally going to buy every copy in the city of Philadelphia and BURN THEM. I am SO tired of these no-talent leeches getting record deals because they have "connections". Maybe the people signing them should be spending more time looking for REAL talent rather than taking the first non-offensively pretty girl with mediocre talent who gives them a blow job. Seriously. Weak, nasal, totally no rhythm, and BAD. Really really bad. My advice to Miss Sims: find someone else to personally assist. Because you really can't sing. Really.
not only does she sound painfully mediocre, (I won't even START on the AWFUL karaoke accompaniment) but her legs have been SO airbrushed! She doesn't even have knees! They airbrushed out her knees!!! Somebody kill me before any more IDIOTS turn into pop "stars".
Its bad girl. Dont be the female K-Fed. Just go back home and dont even try you know what your doing is a joke
I clicked to listen, my cat ran out of the room startled!!!
whoah holy shit did that blow.
kaho shimada worked her ass and SHE ONLY SPEAKS JAPANESE.
omg… this song really fucking pisses me off. If you want to sound like shit then make up your own shitty songs. This is abusing Les Miserables…..!!!!!!!!
WOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE DRESS? SHE'S TOO FAT FOR HER COSTUMES(?), HER FACE IS WAAAAY TOO ROUND, AND SHE CANNOT SING. BUT THEN AGAIN, NIETHER COULD BRITNEY.
GOD SAVE THE WORLD FROM ANYONE ELSE FUCKING RELATED TO B.SPEARS AND HER NASTY INTER-BREEDING LOUISIANA CLAN.
ANOTHER WHORE? PLEEEZEEE…. WE GOT BRITZ ALREADY…