Britney Will Effing Kill You!

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THIS is why we love her!

Britney's life is an out-of-control mess. It goes from bad to worse to ridiculously bad and only keeps heading in that direction.

The former pop star is under attack by the very people that make a living from her - the paparazzi.

Two photographers from the Flynet photo agency that were involved in an altercation with Spears and her bodyguard in Las Vegas last week released a statement on Tuesday, a precursor for what could possibly be a lawsuit.

The paparazzi claim that Britney threatened their lives after they took pictures of her leaving a spa at the Wynn Hotel.

She reportedly screamed "I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!," at Andrew Deetz, the photog who was allegedly beaten by Spears' bodyguard.

They claim that in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.

Deetz and his partner in crime, fellow photog Kyle Henderson, have retained legal counsel. And we're sure they're gonna put them to good use!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Jul 31, 2007 at 8:36 pm / Email this  »

    239 comments to “Britney Will Effing Kill You!”

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    1. saccharin says – reply to this


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      sporks rule!

    2. o says – reply to this


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      2ND!

    3. Emily says – reply to this


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      I am suprised she didn't kill them!

    4. Alex says – reply to this


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      Perez Rules!
      I can always come to this website for the LATEST gossip as it happens and then check back to see if its been confirmed.
      And it has a highly witty spin on it.
      x

    5. sam says – reply to this


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      1

    6. jes says – reply to this


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      what a freak

    7. reena says – reply to this


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      What the heck happened to Brit????? She used to be attractive and she doesn't even look like the same person anymore.

    8. suck it says – reply to this


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      the reason she and her bodyguard attacked the paparazi is beacause they were too close to her kids. any mother would protect her kids from scum!!

    9. simone says – reply to this


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      hey britney, you're doing a great job as you're own publicist, keep it up dumbass

    10. ashley says – reply to this


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      FUCKING PSYCHO ASS.
      LiKE i SAiD BEFORE..
      SHE JUST NEEDS TO GO DiE!!!

    11. stop already says – reply to this


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      this girl needs to stay home and take care of those babies

    12. meep says – reply to this


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      i would be scared of that bitch. watch out p.rez~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. Kelly S says – reply to this


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      I hope they eat her alive next time!!!!!! shes a loser

    14. CousinTone says – reply to this


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      6th………

      Sweet……………Sweet…………….Sweet

      She deserves to rot in hell and then have a UTI and yeast infection !!

    15. eliza! says – reply to this


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      i love britney and always have, maybe the pooparazzi should stop stalking her and she will eave them alone and have the good life she deserves

    16. brit brit is trash trash says – reply to this


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      Dumb bitch needs to realize when its time to get help "woo hoo imake my own decisions im rich y'all , now look at my tits with flowers on them " stop being so fucking selfish you have 2 kids to think about all the good mothers know that when you have kids you stop thinking about yourself and focus on your kids

    17. Gemma says – reply to this


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      if she ever said that to me i would laugh

    18. nick says – reply to this


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      Wow, she starting to look like Jessica Simpson with this nasty wig. And I give Simpson 3 years before she acts like this.

    19. :( says – reply to this


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      Its just so tragic to be funny anymore!!

    20. scotty says – reply to this


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      They should leave her alone and get a proper non blood sucking job. Ughh.

    21. Rachel says – reply to this


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      day in and day out she is always fucking followed by paparazi, what the hell do you expect?

    22. perezlies says – reply to this


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      ugh well what do u expect!?!? the fucking paparazi are always on her like crazy! and when they hurt your kids i think ANYONE who has kids would do the same! Im sure it was all talk i doubt shed hire someone to kill a photog.

    23. money. says – reply to this


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      give me a break…

    24. ashley mashley says – reply to this


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      brttney is trailer trash but had every right to defend her children. those pooperatsies need to get a life. file a restraining order against her, then you won't be able to take pictures of her anymore you low life scum.

    25. christine says – reply to this


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      what a nutbag. i love her for this shit. haha.

      ♥ perez

    26. bayonneNJ says – reply to this


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      Haha You are so white trash. Worse than Dina Lohan.

    27. YourMom says – reply to this


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      just like when she was telling the photog to go to weight watchers and lose some fucking weight… she's such a bitch

    28. Bridget says – reply to this


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      OMG SHE NEEDS HELP TAKE HER KIDS AWAY N COME TO BROOKLYN FOR A WEEK SHELL SHAPE UP!!

    29. Jen says – reply to this


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      Love the Brit-ster!

    30. COCO says – reply to this


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      PEOPLE PEOPLE STOP THE HARASSMENT.-BRITNEY SPEARS IS MENTAL, SHE IS INSANE AND TOTALLY CREAZY. CAN YOU PLEASE SEE THAT? WOULD YOU SCORNED AN INSANE PERSON?

      SHE WILL KILL NOT ONLY THE PHOTOGRAPHER BUT ALSO HER FAMILY IF SOMEBODY DON'T STOP THIS MANIAC.

    31. Uri Mood says – reply to this


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      Congress should pass a law where celebrities should be able to kill paparazzi without persecution. The paparazzi are out of control. You go Britney. There is no reason to follow a celebrity from the time they wake up to the time they go to bed. It is ridiculous. Then, people wonder why Britney is going crazy. You go Britney. Kill the paparazzi if you must, girl.

    32. The truth says – reply to this


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      For all those fucking bastards that are wishing for her death, y'all are the ones that need help. How fucking sick are you? It's one thing to not like a person, but to wish for his or her death? That's not only cruel, it's fucking psycho. Perhaps you should be getting a mental exam as well.

      As for Britney, I wish her the best. I know I wouldn't want to CONTINUALLY be hounded by paparazzi wherever I go. And don't give me this bullshit excuse that she brought it on herself. She's a fucking human being. Everybody makes mistakes…Britney's mistakes, unfortunately, are magnified by these people who profit off of her. I wish she would wrote a song that just said "Fuck 'em". And by "Fuck 'em", I mean fuck the tabloids, fuck the haters, and most importantly Fuck the poser, Perez Hilton!

    33. an says – reply to this


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      it's not right to put the mentally disturbed under a microscope

    34. Jenni says – reply to this


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      Fuck um up Britney!!!

    35. Precious says – reply to this


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      I agree she just needs to stay home and take care of her kids and just chill for awhile..and keep her ass out of clubs

    36. gossipwhore says – reply to this


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      OH PUHLEASE!!!! The photogs have to expect that they are going to get roughed up after shoving thier cameras in the celebutards faces. The photogs hit the child and you just don't mess with people's kids. That being said, Britney needs to leave those kids at home where they are not exposed to the photogs!!!

    37. Britney needs to be institutionalized says – reply to this


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      She only made that comment because her butt knew she was busted for breaking the custody agreement. She knew she couldn't take the boys out of state and she got caught with her panties down. She seems to make outbursts when the paps take pictures that question her mothering skills. She went off when the paps snapped a picture of her with one of her son's in her lap again the day she went on her very public cruise. She was all smiles, then when one caught a shot of a her with Sean on her lap while driving, she went on a tirade. She is her own worst enemy.

    38. AnnoyingLizard.com says – reply to this


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      Good grief. When are the authorities going to step in and take the kids! Britney is fucking nuts. She needs to be committed.

    39. Oh, please! says – reply to this


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      Don't be ridiculous, like these guys are really in fear of their lives, they are just looking to cash in. I find it ironic that they'd be the ones seeking restraining orders when they are the ones who make a living off stalking people. The britney saga continues…

    40. omg says – reply to this


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      britney died.

    41. Rob says – reply to this


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      I 100% agree that anyone wishing death upon someone has serious mental issues. How can britney make you THAT angry when you don't even know her and have never spoken to her. freaks…

    42. tommee boom boXXX says – reply to this


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      NOT A FAN AT ALL….but gotta say…..I know me and my own moods…..the idea of being chased around constantly….EVERYWHERE…..hmmmmm YEAH I CAN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEING SAID…..oh wait…she goes home and cries in her huge ass mansion..NEVERMIND.

    43. Losers says – reply to this


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      Didn't Flynet photographers say that Denise Richards "attacked" them? They gotta stay away from those starlets, they're so dangerous!

    44. alena says – reply to this


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      freakin Stalk-aratzzi's
      have you seen how agressive they can be???????
      Damn I could flipp on them too

    45. Samantha says – reply to this


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      Perez, I agree with you on some levels, but you need to read the facts. That asshole photographer hit Britney's litte boy with a camera. Those people stalk her and her children day and night, and you expect her to let that go? Parents get defensive with their children. Her bodyguard did his job, so Britney didn't have to beat the scum. But if I were her, I would. Parents, I know you can all agree with me. It doesn't matter if you are Britney Spears or a normal everyday family. Her baby was hit carelessly, and was put into danger. Stand up for Britney every once in awhile. Give her a chance.

    46. briana paige www.myspace.com/certifiedpimptress says – reply to this


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      I LOVE IT U CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.ok # 34 u must like perez site u on it this aint no cherry pie shit he talks about. u know that already. # 32 n # 33 hilarious u had me lmao made my day

    47. LISA says – reply to this


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      I think she's lovely, but has just lost her way recently. She'll come through this. I don't blame her for losing her temper with the paparazzi, god, there's at least 50 poeple hounding her…. Leave her alone..

    48. Harry says – reply to this


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      My God. She looks 60 years old. What a fucking mess.

    49. nesho_cgn says – reply to this


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      JON….son of a fucking naziwhore!! hope you die on cockcancer & then you go to hell….there you get raped by an black jewish oversited devilish kittykat……there you go an give your buddy adolf a wet french kiss!!!

      best regards from (not yet completly) nazi-free cologne/germany

      LSD MAKES YOU FREE - LSD FOR BRITNEY

    50. I blame says – reply to this


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      Both the papp's and Britney. These guys hound the living hell out of her…BUT Britney uses them to her advantage as well….so she can't have it both ways. Her shitty and erratic behavior is drawing them even more SO maybe if she would go and get help and start acting somewhat normal they'd ease up. But threatening to kill someone, even if they are the grimy papp's isn't something to be taken lightly. I'd be seeking some legal council myself….Britney is NOT playing with a full deck and should be in a hospital getting her mental health looked after before she really does do something that she'll regret, like hurting someone.

    51. jen says – reply to this


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      she's so useless. her bodyguard was holding HER baby when the body gurad pushed the pap. why the hell is the bodyguard holding your kid? how can he protect you. and obviously the police felt your bidyguard was in the wrong cuz they are pressing charges. britney is such an asshole.

    52. Monika says – reply to this


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      Well, you'd probably be pissed off too and say randomness once you hit your breaking point… she's obviously hit her breaking point. She needs help, she should go on like Celebrity Rehab on VH1 or something

    53. deb says – reply to this


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      1 word- MOVE AWAY FROM CA! she should go to NYC, NY

    54. Alanna says – reply to this


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      Oh well, they torture her. What do they expect? Getting beat up and yelled at should be expected when you invade someone's privacy on a constant basis.

    55. papa bear says – reply to this


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      I love this whackjob. The restraining order is an interesting move though. If I was a celeb I would start taking out restraining orders on all of em.

      www.sithomeandrot.com

    56. Fanny pack says – reply to this


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      After awhile of constantly being followed I'm sure it gets frustrating for her especially since she has mental problems.

    57. jen says – reply to this


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      # 43 rob, u are so ridiculous. u scold them for wishing death on someone, and completely ignore the fact that britney threatened to kill someone? there are some really stupid people on this earth. its no wonder things are the way they are.

    58. keith says – reply to this


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      the las Vegas hotel is Privite Property,The photographers have no right stalking Britney in the hotel lobby,The Hotel should Sue FLYNET for Stalking on Privite Property,,,The Bodyguard got into a Car Crash with the Paparazzi the day before,

    59. BM says – reply to this


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      Perez people say things like this all the time so why are you trying to make Britney into a total psycho? She is having issues with her family and she was angry because that dude got too close to her kid and hurt him. Any mother would be pissed off. You know this so why are you trying to make Britney out to be so crazy? Just leave her alone.

    60. blondeskinnyjanie says – reply to this


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      Geezzzzzzzz!!! SHE'S GONE TOTALLY, COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY SKITZOID. Never liked her anyway so i'm not losing sleep over it. It did'nt get really, really bad until I read about her screaming that he should get a restraining order against her or she would KILL HIM OR HIRE SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR HER. I've never heard that one before. She must have picked that shit up in Kentwood. Will she ever learn that you cannot go around telling ANYONE that you're gonna TAKE THEM OUT. Somebody needs to send that stupid BITCH to Siberia so she can't go running around wreaking havok all over the place.

    61. tracy says – reply to this


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      SHit

    62. miss.maria says – reply to this


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      This poor girl seriously needs help before it gets even worse. Who would expect that this mickey mouse memeber would become this. I feel really bad for her family and the kids. Why hasn't child protective services stepped in yet?
      I think the paprazzi might be taking this out of control, but if they feel like they are truly scarred for there lives then they should file those charges.

      Ohh and….
      perez,
      I just wanted to give you some fan mail. I know a lot of celebs might dislike you because of your comments but I think you do them in all good fun. I don't think your out to hurt anyone or stalk celebs, I think your just giving your opinion with doodles :-) . Sometimes you can be harsh sometimes about my fav. celebs but that's what makes you funny. I know no one likes to get poked fun at because we are only human but sometimes people have to learn to laugh at themselves to accept who they are. At the end of the day if you love your self and are proud of who you are that's all that matter, right? So viva la perez hilton. You know your famous if perez blogs about you!

    63. tina says – reply to this


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      She can't pick and choose, get paid to fake photos for the paps sometimes, and then get angry other times. She made A LOT of money by acting like a skank and having the paps play along with her. This is karma, yes sad becuase its driven her insane, and she definitely needs help, but this is a mess that she created.

    64. Shaking head says – reply to this


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      I am not a Britney fan..
      There should be a LAW that makes the pap stay back a certain amount of feet from children (dont matter who's child) . One day there's going to b a child killed. Because they are looking for that MONEY SHOT.

      Britney knowning that your on TV ,media, Why do you constantly put those babies thru that.?? If your crazy thats fine with me. But your BABIES shouldnt have to go thru your NIGHTMARE.

      Geez your unbelievable

    65. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      "Ah will fuckin kill your ass! You better go git a restrainin' order because ah will fuck you up! Dayum! I need a lollipop…Sean, kin you find mama's lollipops and firestick?"

    66. hahaha` says – reply to this


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      65th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    67. Mary says – reply to this


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      she's really mental.

    68. Bobby says – reply to this


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      Kevin is some lucky bastard. He's not a great father either. This whole thing is like political elections; pick the lesser of the two evils. What a tough gig for these two boys. Man do I feel sorry for them.

      I wonder if Kevin plays that Buckcherry song for Britney "Crazy Bitch."

    69. Tina Turner, the pomeranian says – reply to this


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      She looks like Tim Henson

    70. AsWickedx3 says – reply to this


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      It's called FREEDOM OF SPEECH. You can say anything you want. You no one can do anything about it. Nothing. Her body guard on the other hand, that's a completely different case.

    71. katie g says – reply to this


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      She probably only said it after her son was bumped in the altercation. I'm sure ltos of mothers would have said it, too, thinking their child was in danger.

    72. John says – reply to this


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      can you really blame her though? i dont think thats illegal, and if it is then g'damn!

    73. lovebritneyforlife says – reply to this


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      i would fucking cream my pants if she told me she was going to kill me lol

      LOVE YOU BRITNEY (even if you are a crazy bitch)

    74. heyyall says – reply to this


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      Do you think she reads these comments?

    75. jes says – reply to this


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      what a fuckin legend

    76. L0W C says – reply to this


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      TAKE THOSE KIDS AWAY! I don't even think she deserves help. She jsut Deserves to GO AWAY!

    77. blondeskinnyjanie says – reply to this


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      BM must have sent that post from a MENTAL INTSTITUTION. Get over it because THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD KNOWS SHE'S BONKERS. IF SHE TOOK PICTURES WITH HER KIDS DRESSED LIKE A HOOKER, AS USUAL, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH SOMEONE SANE THAT KNOWS WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN CARING FOR A CHILD. BUT NONE OF THIS IS SURPRISING FOR THAT DIRTY CHICK.

    78. The awful truth says – reply to this


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      And why are they chasing her?? Because she acts like a normal person?! NO!
      A normal person doesn't show his/her privates in public, talks to the paps mocking herself with the hillbilly voice, shaves her head in public, uses her undies as swimwear, uses borrowed strippers' clothes, pass out on a night club's table, etc, etc ,etc. She's an attention whore and the people who are defending her are idiotic retarded brats. Karma is a bitch and she did this to herself. I DON'T feel sorry for her. Kevin should ge the kids since she's uncapable to raise her children.

    79. dina says – reply to this


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      this slut deserves all the shit in the world happeningto her but its silly the paps are always following her aroud not visa versa

    80. dina says – reply to this


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      this slut deserves all the shit in the world happeningto her but its silly the paps are always following her aroud not visa versa.

    81. dina says – reply to this


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      this slut deserves all the shit in the world happeningto her but its silly the paps are always following her aroud not visa versa.

    82. psh! says – reply to this


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      How much u wanna bet they were the ones who briefly mentioned someone kidnapping her babies… I would ef u up and kill you too if you said that!
      she's not crazy, she's just fed up with you. (you meaning general public begging for pictures)
      Let the girl go shopping, fly to vacation (she can afford it) Ha ha you nor I can!
      Yes it's juicy to read about her but still… she's a young mom. I bet you she cares more about her babies than what the tabloids say.

    83. blondeskinnyjanie says – reply to this


      83

      BM STANDS FOR BOWEL MOVEMENT!!!

    84. Justin says – reply to this


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      But she should with all the following around I would kill the pap too. You cant blame her.

    85. emma says – reply to this


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      perez could you be any stupider? omg u actually believe what these ppl say…
      u shouldnt even write about britney like this because you make a ton of money for trashing britney like this. i remember not that long ago when she went to a game, you put some pics and you were supporting her. now your dissing her like this. you SERIOUSLY need to get a life, and i bet people have tried to kill you, but you got your fags around you. im serious with what im about to say, im never visiting your site again.

    86. Careless says – reply to this


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      She should fucking kill them….. assholes. How would you like someone poking into your life at every corner…. just waiting for you to make a funny face or come out without make up.

    87. miss k says – reply to this


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      she's crazy. i luv her.

    88. kelly says – reply to this


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      LMFAO that's funny.
      A novel way of trying to get rid of the paparazzi. Threaten them so they will get a restraining order against you. I guess that means they'd need to stop following you around

    89. Jones says – reply to this


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      Deetz and Henderson are bitches for getting a lawyer. Grow up you little boys!

    90. honeybee says – reply to this


      90

      BRITNEY ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE HER KID GOT HURT IN THE ALTERCATION… she was pissed because a pap bumped into her kid… I think it's understandable that she lost her shit over that.

      I still have love for britney and only wish the best for her! I hope she goes back to blonde… ASAP! she should visit a day spa and get girly-fied. if she starts to take good care of herself, it will help nourish her spirit. love yourself, britney!

    91. blondeskinnyjanie says – reply to this


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      84, DO YOU REALLY BELEIVE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOUR DEAD-BEAT, BROKE-ASS CAN'T AFFORD TO GO ON VACATIONS THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T????????????? OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A PACKED AIRPORT ON TELEVISION, MUCH LESS BEEN TO ONE IF YOU THINK THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS SO DESTITUTE THAT THEY CANNOT GO ON VACATIONS!!!!!!!!! GO GET A DICTIONARY CUZ I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DESTITUTE MEANS. THERE WILL BE A PIC OF YOU NEXT TO IT. YOU'RE TOTALLY IGNORANT DEFENDING THAT SCUZBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    92. phyllisflavor says – reply to this


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      as much as i realize shes an effing crazy bitch, all these photogs want is some money and publicity. give me a fucking break!!!

    93. Ricardo says – reply to this


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      A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HER!??

      Haha THEY are the ones following HER…thats fuckin ridiculous…they need to be slapped, if i was being followed 24/7 i would have hired a hitman to take those bitches out! They'r fuckin trippin! A restraining order LOL like brit is followin them or something, IM sure she would LOVE for a restraining order against her from those bastards

    94. crazygirl says – reply to this


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      She's gone and she's not coming back….

    95. jess says – reply to this


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      i dont care at all about britney - who the hell does anymore?

      but what bugs me more is her WIG - she cant afford a nice life like looking wig? that things look horrible. and shouldnt her hair have grown back by now? she could have cute short hair. i dont know. the prettiest girl to go bald and still look adorable is Natalie Portman.

    96. Sophie California says – reply to this


      96

      Everyone knows Britney is a nutcase anyway.
      Just imagine how her poor sons will be feeling when they read all this stuff about their mom when they get old enough to know what goes on!
      This girl seriously needs to stay at home and attempt to be a proper mother and cut the crap and going out so much and getting attention.
      It's getting so boring reading about Britney these days, what happened to her new record and PROPER come back shows…? As those lip-synching fifteen minutes appearances she did a few months ago were a joke.

    97. Matheus says – reply to this


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      Well, you all dont know anything about her babies, do you really think that a good mother will expose her babies for all paparazzis?
      Maybe thats why we dont see her with her babies ALL the time, and when we see a pic, is like in her house or something, shes a good mother, and perez, who are you to talk about beauty?
      hehehehehehehhe

    98. me says – reply to this


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      #80 - The awful truth says: a load of shite.

      I think you'll find a LOT of people do shit like that. You must live a VERY sheltered life if you are not AWARE that those kind of things go on.
      WHAT IS SO FRICKIN CRAZY ABOUT SHAVING YOUR HEAD/HAIR?
      Because you haven't done it? Because you don't know anyone who has? Because it's not common? Well it happens. It's just hair..

      And for the record she does NOT flash her vagina. She went out without underwear on, which MANY MANY people do. It's just that there are not pervert, money hungry camera men leaning down with zoom-in cameras ready to take their picture as they move their legs apart trying to get in and out of cars. If someone did that to me or you (LET ALONE PUBLISHED the pictures!) they would BE CHARGED, PUT ON THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTER. Just like the perverts who use their mobile phones for "upskirts" do! Why are "professional" photographers treated differently for breaking the law because the people they photograph are famous?

      "And why are they chasing her?? Because she acts like a normal person?! NO!"
      UM..because she is a celebrity?! She was one of the most talked about famous people in the world (and still is.. just for different reasons) idiot. THAT is why they follow her, because people want to know what she does, good or bad, or boring.

      I don't particularily like Britney, and I don't care about famous peoples rights that much. But some of the shit that happens to them is unfair. Take pictures of them in the street or going to restaurants etc but not up their fucking skirt

    99. Karma Perez... says – reply to this


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      I am not a fan of Britney and think she needs some help but I do not blame her AT ALL!

      The paparazzi is out of fucking control, maybe they and YOU, Perez, are the people pushing her over the edge.

      This girl has NO family support and you have gone WAY beyond too far with her.

      KARMA

    100. Jenny says – reply to this


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      How frightening and sad for the children…Why haven't the authorities stepped in and removed them from their mother's "care"?! Britney Spears is a sad mess and her children's welfare should come before anything!

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