Marc Gets A Boyfriend!
Very exciting news Ugly Betty fans! Michael Urie's character is getting a love interest this season!
Perez just got his grubby little hands on the "Breakdowns," a casting notice for this season's upcoming episodes.
A friend sent it to us because he thought we'd be perfect for this one part they're casting.
[CLIFF] Male, mid to late 20s. A gay, overweight, average looking
photographer who has a crush on Mark (Michael Urie). Will recur in episodes #206 (9/4 - 9/17) and #207 (9/14 - 9/27) and possibly beyond. GUEST STAR, TOP OF SHOW
That's Perez!
Cast Perez!!!
Cast Perez!!!
Cast Perez!!!
Cast Perez!!!
Cast Perez!!!
The "crush" turns into something more for Marc St. James and Cliff, a Betty source tells us. They pair end up dating!
Sign us up!
[Image via JPI Studios.]
What You Talking About Copper???
FIRST COMMENT! and good for him
fiiirts. not
interesting…………… does anybody still watch ugly betty??
douche nozzle
ew
third?
SWEETIE YOU'RE NOT AVERAGE LOOKING , YOU ARE HOT, YOU HAVER TO LOVE YOURSELF AS MUCH AS WE LOVE YOU.
OK MAYBE YOU NEED TO LOSE A TINY BIT OF WEIGHT BUT YOU ARE HOT.
Stop being desperate for more exposure of yourself.
”cast perez!”
"call perez!”
”omg omg omg im on tv!”
its disgusting and cheap.
Finally!! i was worried for a second there…
For you die hard ugly betty fans, here's a gun shoot yourselves with it before you reproduce.
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez would be perfect for the part.
It asks for an overweight, average looking person, so that eliminates Perez. If the casting call was for an unattractive Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, THEN you would be perfect!
Hey Perez! If you can get into shape you could be up for the part of "Gus"… ***fingers crossed*** Don't forget the protein drinks, dude. Yummm.
Deidre D. is soooooo out of the loop—-get with it you married be-atch!!
Perez, you might be physically on target, (overweight, late 20's), but there is one problem. You are a terrible actor. Seriously, Madonna and Paris are better at it than you are, and I think you know what I mean by that. Let the people who can pull off acting try out for this role, ok? You just keep writing this nasty little column. It's what you're good at, doll.
Deidre—What up, go get married….stop being gay like Perez!
cast me
cast me
i can wear a padded suit
cast me
cast me
Perez — you need to apply!!
How do I find out casting notices to other shows?
average looking? you wish. you are heinous you fat cow
Perez, they are calling for someone in their mid to late 20s. Not late 30s to early 40s! Duh!!!
He's gay???????????????
PEREZZZ stick to what you're good at.. i know tv's fun and all but hell. the website is like yo THANG boy.
dont want to get all posh-ed out and overexposied!
They should totally cast you, that would be hilarious!
OMG UGLY IS THE BEST SHOW EVER! I hope so much you get on!
James Bradford from the show "Can't Get a Date" would be ideal for the role, and unlike Perez he can actually act. www.queeropinion.com
Omg I would love to see Perez on Ugly Betty! ^.^ That would be awesome!
Wow I would totally love to play that part. I'm not really overweight but I would gain it just for that part LOL. He's totally cute. So casting directors your gay man is right here waiting for you !!!
www.myspace.com/leodance
please change his (file) picture!
he is probably the worst dressed gay ever (in this picture)…
that collar flipped out screams out DORK!
um, I believe it said "average looking", not big fat goalie…
Perez you would be perfect for the role!! I love Ugly Betty and would love it even more if you made an appearence!!
The trouble with Perez is…He is not average looking..HE SCARES SMALL CHILDREN HE IS SO HORRIBLY UGLY!!! Sorry PP,you won't get cast here..a bit to "special" looking……
Bitch you got overweight right…may be too overweight for the part…but that doesn't matter because the "average looking" discription threw your chances out the window. Yikes. Just do your thang and stay behind your computer for the sake of man kind and television.
Ugh….idiot! Don't publically post casting info.! Especially if you REALLY want to role.
stop being sooo desperate perez!! anytime theres an opening for anything you nominate yourself…. lameeeeeeooooooooo
yeah!!
O lord I cannot wait!!!!!!!! The dvd comes out in august. You better believe I'm going to watch the episodes over and over until September.
I totally agree! cast Perez Hilton as that photographer. What a hoot that'd be and Perez is a cult celebrity whether his enemies like him or not. You rock Perez. We should be friends. I'm like you …bitchy but lovable
Perez, if you thought the photogs were cuntz from hell about their copyright, then you just opened up a whole can of Ultra Cunt by publishing The Breaks!
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Everybody, run for your lives!
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I love this site, but why would you post a breakdown on here? That is illegal and wrong. I'm sure there is some poor intern in Jeff's office that will now have to sort through millions of submissions from all over the country. That sucks you guys!!
DON'T POST BREAKDOWNS YOU DOUCHE BAG
Thanks for the breakdown! I'm definitely sending my headshot in. I now have more excuses to read all your posts - it's for work! www.myspace.com/modeltales
Is there enough pancake makeup in SoCal to bring Perez up to "average looking"?
EWWWW.. THEY SAID OVERWIEGHT… NOT UGLY AS FUCK! PEREZ WOULD RUIN THAT SHOW!
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We read your blog to diss talentless famous people. So don't makethe same mistake. You're already bad enough you attention whore.
honey, i'm sorry, but you aren't average looking. you're scary looking. your teeth make babies cry.
CAST PEREZ ! CAST PEREZ ! CAST PEREZ !
CAST PEREZ ! CAST PEREZ ! CAST PEREZ !
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They won't cast you even if you auditioned Perez. You are way past over weight and just down right ugly. You are obese and hideous looking.
why do people waste their time coming to this site and reading it if they hate perez so much? you're probably all tragic looking anyways and would be perfect to talk about.
we love you perez! keep doing what your doing!
Who cares, the show sucks. His character's evil. He's fug.
OVERWEIGHT AND AVERAGE? OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. BUT BITCH, DIDN'T YOU JUST CELEBRATE YOUR 40TH BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING?
Noooooooo Perez, your too unattractive.
They need to get a real hottie…..man, I can't wait.
Perez you're more like a "entertaining character" than a "love interest character"
Male, mid to late 20s. A gay, overweight , average looking [read NON-THREATENING, SEXLESS, NEUTERED GAY]
photographer who has a crush on Mark [THAT WILL NEVER, EVER BE PLAYED FOR ANYTHING BUT CHEAP LAUGHS SEE, E.G., WILL AND GRACE] (Michael Urie).
A gay, overweight, average looking [NON-THREATENING, NEUTERED, SEXLESS] photographer who has a crush on Mark
NO cast me. i can be 20 something right? www.myspace.com/jackebrown
Perez, You're faaar from average, but I think they'd be a little crazy if they didn't cast you for that role.
I mean, c'mon! How classic would it be for you to be a photographer…they should make you a papparatzo, even!
LOVESIT times 18.
Yes Perez you would be perfect , you could be Betty's cousin who falls in love with Marc that would be way to awesome , and I think your a fine actor.
They said "average looking". You don't stand a chance.
Baby, I don't think they want someone that would be uglier than 'Ugly Betty' herself…that would be kind of like stealing thunder from the show, wouldn't it?
Perez wouldn't be eligible, they are probobly looking for someone who could be a "believable" top! What's the Gaykin doing?
I think Perez is perfect for the part. I can see him coupling with Mark (michael Urie) You got my vote..
Ew, Perez. sorry I think your to fat for him.. your not his type
ohhhh….. yes!!!! I love it!!!
Cast Perez!!!
I'd cast ya!
If i was casting for the show …YOU would definately have the spot Perez =)
xo
Yes PEREZ!!! That guy is so adorable on Ugly Betty, love him =) oh, & cast me for one of the underage=trouble models hehe (*_^)
you would be perfect for that role!! lol
he is sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it says average looking not butt-ass ugly. sorry perezzers!
it says "over weight" not one Chocdial away from "morbidly obese!" - sorry perez, cute and overweight is the Knocked Up dude.
what does it say at the to of ever posting from them?
"This confidential information is the property of Breakdown Services, Ltd., — DO NOT COPY!!!"
at least get sued for something good. this is just silly.
besides that. yesyesyes i would love to see you on a tv show.. but only if it turns out you're a decent actor!
LOL I will love to watch that!
I would love that show even more if Perez was on it!!! He would be perfect!
PEREZ YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
sorry perez, it can't be you. while you're fat and gay, you're way uglier than average.
PEREZ, if and before they cast you, I would hope they do a hiv test on you…..we know how you rent out escorts in your area.
where does perez get breakdowns for legit shows like this?
Ugly Perez?
I already love Ugly Betty but I'd love it even more if you were on it!
damn people are such haters. get a life people.
i think you should go for it
you'd be perfect! make a petition! team perez!
Ok, I don't understand all you loser bitches who are Perez haters, HOW COME YOU READ THE SITE IN THE FIRST PLACE?? If you really hated Perez as much as you say you do, you'd go find something else better to do with your time!!!
On, that note, you still have people who love you out here, Perez! I say go for it, I haven't seen you act, but I have faith in you.
I THINK MAKES ME PURR LIKE A KITTEN*******BY SWEETIES
I LOVE HIM …the only reason i watch ugly betty
My Gawd, get on that show, Perez!
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I'm so happy
I love his character