Uh-May-Zing

Filed under: Personally Perez

We set yet another traffic record on Monday, and it was just an ordinary day. No one was arrested or going in to rehab. We were just building momentum and keeping it going from the wonderful media attention we've been getting, and of course from all the young starlets out of control!

On Monday, we had a jaw-dropping 8.82 million page views in 24 hours, according to Sitemeter and Blogads.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Posted: Jul 31, 2007 at 12:21 am / Email this »

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katy says – reply to this

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yay perez! love you bitch.
Pix says – reply to this

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First
becca says – reply to this

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holy shit! that's crazy.
Josy says – reply to this

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Where did the stripper photos of Britney and the black guy go? There was a whole thread on here a little earlier. Why'd it disappear?
greta says – reply to this

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It was because you posted about TAKE THAT.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Keep on being a funny bitch!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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First… love you Perez!
bill says – reply to this

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haha
goof says – reply to this

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seventh
sexxx says – reply to this

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WHERE IS MY COMMENT PEREZ
A~ says – reply to this

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35th? ;o Gratz Perez.
Sean says – reply to this

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LOVE YOUR SITE!! I'LL SEE YOU AT LOLLAPALOOZA!
Woo hoo says – reply to this

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Congrats. Enjoy it while it lasts!
katyt says – reply to this

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I WAS FIRST BITCHHHES
liz says – reply to this

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yay! i was probably half of those!
Leah says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ! I LOVE YOU!
comandodn says – reply to this

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you ROCK perez!!!!
Bronwyn says – reply to this

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Welcome!
Mazz says – reply to this

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Congrats Perez…

Hong Kong is a long way off from Hollywood and such… but we're still addicted!!
k says – reply to this

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first
Amy says – reply to this

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What would the world be like without perez–3rd
D says – reply to this

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you rock perez!
love you
Brynn says – reply to this

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congrats perez keep up the scintillating updates =)
johnny cocktails says – reply to this

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i hate this kind of shit, BUT i read you every day…. i love it!
Lindsay says – reply to this

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Congrats.. that's awesome.. and I still think you need to be Britney's new assistant!
Ayesha says – reply to this

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No Probs Perez! Keep dishin' the dirt!
Lindsay says – reply to this

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Congrats.. and I still think you need to be Britney's new assistant!
Andrew Tyler says – reply to this

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Welcome, monsieur!
LaDanseuse says – reply to this

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J'aime Perez! Congrats!
martha says – reply to this

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you guys deserve the attention all of you working for perez! i want to intern! my friend works at betty ford center!! so i can give you scoops on whos coming!!! hahah… thats if she spills it out!!! lol.. love you guys! I LOVE GOSSIP!!! ALL MY FRIENDS ALWAYS ASK ME WHATS GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF HOLLYCRACKWOOD
Lindsay says – reply to this

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Congrats… and I still think you need to be Britney's new assistant!
Alissa says – reply to this

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Congrats, Perez!!!!!!!!!!!! Love YOU!!!!!!!!!
mariposa says – reply to this

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Sure, it was me trying to find anything about Lindsay Lohan where abouts,You fail Perez big time ,like that Davis bear sleeping beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa says – reply to this

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I am easily responsible for at least 10 of those page views. Make that 11. You're welcome.
Marty says – reply to this

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Congrats Biatch….. Love U.
willy says – reply to this

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Thank you for constantly updating your site today. Good job!
Nick says – reply to this

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Yay! Go Perez!
ilona rose says – reply to this

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That is mind blowing…Wow…Congrats…BTW….you deserve it…You have worked hard…Forget about the haters…They are just jealous…We love you!!!
xox, ilona rose
SweeTie says – reply to this

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perez is HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love ya
juliagulia says – reply to this

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ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU, P!!!!!!!!!!!! keep up the good work…
diablofeminina weho says – reply to this

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Perez,

I think I make up a fair share of that…I check your site a lot. Just want to make sure that what I am hearing coincides with what you are writing.

Luv ya,
Suz says – reply to this

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Your sight makes me like Lindsay in front of a pile of coke…irresitable!!
Anna says – reply to this

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I fucking hate you but i come everyday. You are great at what you do but you are such a douche!! Haha.
jill says – reply to this

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wow thats good! and you are most definately welcome =)
alice says – reply to this

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i must be visiting at least 20x a day. ^__^
ABBY:) says – reply to this

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wohooo.
i love perezzzz!
420Nagoya says – reply to this

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Dude, you are bad ass! I read your blogs everyday from JAPAN!
juls1220 says – reply to this

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love you perez. i no longer have to spend money on trash
monica roman says – reply to this

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perez! you rock.
y tambien tengo la camiseta marca NACO de china tu madre, de hecho cuando te vi con ella me emocioné perezito!
love you.
Cristina says – reply to this

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Your blog is THE best! I am ADDICTED - it is like internet crack! Is there a support group for this?
sean says – reply to this

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any time peepeez!!
mariah says – reply to this

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yaaaahh i look at your website soooo many times a day well i do have a life tough!! congrats!!thats sooo many people
kevin says – reply to this

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it seems strange that everytime you set a new record, i just happened to not check by that day
Maria says – reply to this

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Love from Toronto, CANADA
Keep it up bitch!!!
Congrats…
claudine says – reply to this

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"No one was arrested or going in to rehab"…Could it also be that not everyone gives shit about those chicks.

Bashing Britney, kissing Paris's ass, and stating the obvious with Lohan.

Maybe they were checking for updates on Usher's cancelled wedding?…Love him or hate him, put another celeb or your uncle Jr. in the scenario still makes for GREAT GOSSIP!
Sydney says – reply to this

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Damn Thats Crazy!.
Ha And I Was Like 7 Of Those!.
I Always Check In!.
smaile says – reply to this

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I'm like Lindsay Lohan and the cocaine. I can't get enough of Perez.
lalala says – reply to this

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PEREZ I LOVE YOU! your site is my favorite
thats amazing…you deserve it
Edith says – reply to this

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I dont know what it is, but Perez draws people who otherwise have no interest in popular culture/ latest celeb gossip.

perhaps we love that you skewer the very pedestaled ones we hate.

keep it up regardless, you'll be yesterday's news this time next year.
throw some traffic myway says – reply to this

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Congratulations Perez. Keep on keepin on.
And throw some traffic to isawyournanny.blogspot.com
lakashimi says – reply to this

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yep that sounds right. i was on this page 1.2 million times that day. its because perez is so intertaining and he makes us laugh! ever think about doing your own show p-man? i'd watch it. if you do i want a $836 once to pay my rent just because i thought of it (-: and maybe $50 for a sack….just a thought…….
LILLY says – reply to this

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YEY!!!! CONGRATS AND YOU ARE SOOO WELCOME!!!!
Joana says – reply to this

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Perez, love yah you sexy biyatch!
tosie says – reply to this

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wow congrats:D
Teresa says – reply to this

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this is the thing, perez. the more you update, the more traffic you'll get, so get off your lazy butt and keep 'em coming! (Also, i'm pretty sure all the hollywood stars, starlets, and star-beens are on this site, furiously refreshing the page. so don't forget to thank them as well!)
Rayna says – reply to this

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damn that’s over a hundred visits a second! You Go PerezHilton!
curvy says – reply to this

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Becks is jelous! I'm sure!
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Do you now have enough confidence in yourself (because you are very funny and capable) to sever your ties with brain dead Herpes Hilton?
Joshie says – reply to this

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congrats!…again!
lets go for 9+ million!!!!!!

gooooooo team perez!
Bird Girl says – reply to this

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Welcome! ^_^
Barbiebabbyyy says – reply to this

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YAYYyy !! i love youu pereeezz !! my favv site ever !!
mariposa says – reply to this

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Ok, Perezoso, you are the best,but Please find Lindsay, and then you will be the Queen of The World!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stacy says – reply to this

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cOnGrAtUlAtIoNs BiTcH!!! lOvE yA!!!
liz says – reply to this

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and half of them were me! love you p!
Christina says – reply to this

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THIS IS MY FAV. SITE EVER! I LOVE YA PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoudMouthBitch says – reply to this

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I have to admit, I just started reading and I am addicted - Is there a 12-step group???
Good Work!!!!
diane says – reply to this

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Not a surprise— That's because you are one of just a few who are "up to the minute " on all the latest juicy gossip. I can't help but check back continuously thru-out the day!
suzycat says – reply to this

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And thank you back for a fun always provacative sight…except I think I might be getting addicted. God is there rehab for this?????????????????????
FirstPostersAreRetarded says – reply to this

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Ok, you peps are dumb, it takes a minute or so for posts to show, so shut up about the First talks, and btw it doesn't matter. Congrats on the page hits, give me some $
Street Poker says – reply to this

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Can't help it if people luv you. Or if all those celebs keep lobbing you big fat ones to smack out of the park! Keep it up.
Antoinette says – reply to this

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YAY! CONGRATZ!
jill says – reply to this

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don't let it get to your head perez

ps. i check your site all day =P
JossyB says – reply to this

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Isnt that one of the days that you didnt post shit for hours and hours……….I checked for hours…….but nothing……thats why you had so many posts……..
jamie says – reply to this

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Your welcome Perez and no, thank you!!!! Since I have been laid off from the mortgage industry, I get to hit your site way more than before. I am so sure it had to do with me. I just love me some gossip. Hey… if you need me to work for you, I would be an amazing help!!!! love ya! Muah xoxo
doug says – reply to this

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You're welcome. Keep it up. I don't wanna go to sleep.
jen says – reply to this

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Yay Perez!!! Keep it up!!
mari says – reply to this

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that's awesome! congrats perez.
vanessa says – reply to this

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yay Perez! love ya sexy bitch!
melanee says – reply to this

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Of course!!! What else…

Don't tame it down. I know you think you're hitting a larger population, but I soooo love the trashy white marks on peoples' faces. Half the time you scoop something I find out months later in useless magazines. You've pretty much made poor OK and US obsolete. Good onya!
Alicia says – reply to this

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Yay I helped you do that
eric says – reply to this

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honestly, for a self-made man to be getting all of this media attention for a site he still runs HIMSELF, this is an amazing feat..albeit there are quite a few more ads than there used to be….estas ganando mucho pinche dinero, eh perezito?
Felicidades !!! says – reply to this

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Good Job Mijo !!
Tawny says – reply to this

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that's ok and everyone stop telling perez to not talk about his progress in getting famous i love hearing about it!! and perez when your show airs are you still gonna have this blog?
mtg says – reply to this

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Even my 65 year old mother in law is checking in here daily to get her dish.
kristinearnest says – reply to this

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Love the site- Thanks so much for posting all the time, not just the normal 9-5. I must check the site at least 10 times a day- gotta get my fix of Perez!!! So glad the Perez empire is expanding- cant wait to see your catty ass on TV!! XOXO
Judit from Hungary says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! It is just about damn time for me to confess Words cannot express how much I appreciate your struggles to broadcast celebrity news everyday - In your own special size. It is indeed great to see that your work has ripen it's fruit - I don't think any other websites can compare. You really are the best, aren't you. God bless you Perez with both hands, and may the Lord keep you among us for a long time. Thanks for your work. I love ya.
Judit says – reply to this

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I meant - in your owns special WAY, why the hell would I put size instead of way…?
jenn says – reply to this

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It's because everytime I open up Netscape or Mozilla on my pc, your website keeps sending me to your advertisements page, so i have to click back finish reading my gosspi. And it's non stop! So you probably got 10 from me in one sitting every now and then!
DeeDee2 says – reply to this

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Never underestimate the power of pissed-off Bono fans!
me says – reply to this

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congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kat Graham To Perform On Ellen And Release Debut EP This Tuesday, May 29th!

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Put Your Graffiti On Me singer Kat Graham is gonna have a very busy week next week!

The multi-talented Vampire Diaries star has not only announced she is going to be performing on Ellen DeGeneres's talk show this Tuesday, May 29th, but she is also going to be releasing her debut EP, Against The Wall, exclusively on iTunes that day!

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