Uh-May-Zing
We set yet another traffic record on Monday, and it was just an ordinary day. No one was arrested or going in to rehab. We were just building momentum and keeping it going from the wonderful media attention we've been getting, and of course from all the young starlets out of control!
On Monday, we had a jaw-dropping 8.82 million page views in 24 hours, according to Sitemeter and Blogads.
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yay perez! love you bitch.
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holy shit! that's crazy.
Where did the stripper photos of Britney and the black guy go? There was a whole thread on here a little earlier. Why'd it disappear?
It was because you posted about TAKE THAT.
Keep on being a funny bitch!
First… love you Perez!
haha
seventh
WHERE IS MY COMMENT PEREZ
35th? ;o Gratz Perez.
LOVE YOUR SITE!! I'LL SEE YOU AT LOLLAPALOOZA!
Congrats. Enjoy it while it lasts!
I WAS FIRST BITCHHHES
yay! i was probably half of those!
GO PEREZ! I LOVE YOU!
you ROCK perez!!!!
Welcome!
Congrats Perez…
Hong Kong is a long way off from Hollywood and such… but we're still addicted!!
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What would the world be like without perez–3rd
you rock perez!
love you
congrats perez keep up the scintillating updates =)
i hate this kind of shit, BUT i read you every day…. i love it!
Congrats.. that's awesome.. and I still think you need to be Britney's new assistant!
No Probs Perez! Keep dishin' the dirt!
Congrats.. and I still think you need to be Britney's new assistant!
Welcome, monsieur!
J'aime Perez! Congrats!
you guys deserve the attention all of you working for perez! i want to intern! my friend works at betty ford center!! so i can give you scoops on whos coming!!! hahah… thats if she spills it out!!! lol.. love you guys! I LOVE GOSSIP!!! ALL MY FRIENDS ALWAYS ASK ME WHATS GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF HOLLYCRACKWOOD
Congrats… and I still think you need to be Britney's new assistant!
Congrats, Perez!!!!!!!!!!!! Love YOU!!!!!!!!!
Sure, it was me trying to find anything about Lindsay Lohan where abouts,You fail Perez big time ,like that Davis bear sleeping beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am easily responsible for at least 10 of those page views. Make that 11. You're welcome.
Congrats Biatch….. Love U.
Thank you for constantly updating your site today. Good job!
Yay! Go Perez!
That is mind blowing…Wow…Congrats…BTW….you deserve it…You have worked hard…Forget about the haters…They are just jealous…We love you!!!
xox, ilona rose
perez is HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love ya
ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU, P!!!!!!!!!!!! keep up the good work…
Perez,
I think I make up a fair share of that…I check your site a lot. Just want to make sure that what I am hearing coincides with what you are writing.
Luv ya,
Your sight makes me like Lindsay in front of a pile of coke…irresitable!!
I fucking hate you but i come everyday. You are great at what you do but you are such a douche!! Haha.
wow thats good! and you are most definately welcome =)
i must be visiting at least 20x a day. ^__^
wohooo.
i love perezzzz!
Dude, you are bad ass! I read your blogs everyday from JAPAN!
love you perez. i no longer have to spend money on trash
perez! you rock.
y tambien tengo la camiseta marca NACO de china tu madre, de hecho cuando te vi con ella me emocioné perezito!
love you.
Your blog is THE best! I am ADDICTED - it is like internet crack! Is there a support group for this?
any time peepeez!!
yaaaahh i look at your website soooo many times a day well i do have a life tough!! congrats!!thats sooo many people
it seems strange that everytime you set a new record, i just happened to not check by that day
Love from Toronto, CANADA
Keep it up bitch!!!
Congrats…
"No one was arrested or going in to rehab"…Could it also be that not everyone gives shit about those chicks.
Bashing Britney, kissing Paris's ass, and stating the obvious with Lohan.
Maybe they were checking for updates on Usher's cancelled wedding?…Love him or hate him, put another celeb or your uncle Jr. in the scenario still makes for GREAT GOSSIP!
Damn Thats Crazy!.
Ha And I Was Like 7 Of Those!.
I Always Check In!.
I'm like Lindsay Lohan and the cocaine. I can't get enough of Perez.
PEREZ I LOVE YOU! your site is my favorite
thats amazing…you deserve it
I dont know what it is, but Perez draws people who otherwise have no interest in popular culture/ latest celeb gossip.
perhaps we love that you skewer the very pedestaled ones we hate.
keep it up regardless, you'll be yesterday's news this time next year.
Congratulations Perez. Keep on keepin on.
And throw some traffic to isawyournanny.blogspot.com
yep that sounds right. i was on this page 1.2 million times that day. its because perez is so intertaining and he makes us laugh! ever think about doing your own show p-man? i'd watch it. if you do i want a $836 once to pay my rent just because i thought of it (-: and maybe $50 for a sack….just a thought…….
YEY!!!! CONGRATS AND YOU ARE SOOO WELCOME!!!!
Perez, love yah you sexy biyatch!
wow congrats:D
this is the thing, perez. the more you update, the more traffic you'll get, so get off your lazy butt and keep 'em coming! (Also, i'm pretty sure all the hollywood stars, starlets, and star-beens are on this site, furiously refreshing the page. so don't forget to thank them as well!)
damn that’s over a hundred visits a second! You Go PerezHilton!
Becks is jelous! I'm sure!
Do you now have enough confidence in yourself (because you are very funny and capable) to sever your ties with brain dead Herpes Hilton?
congrats!…again!
lets go for 9+ million!!!!!!
gooooooo team perez!
Welcome! ^_^
YAYYyy !! i love youu pereeezz !! my favv site ever !!
Ok, Perezoso, you are the best,but Please find Lindsay, and then you will be the Queen of The World!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cOnGrAtUlAtIoNs BiTcH!!! lOvE yA!!!
and half of them were me! love you p!
THIS IS MY FAV. SITE EVER! I LOVE YA PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to admit, I just started reading and I am addicted - Is there a 12-step group???
Good Work!!!!
Not a surprise— That's because you are one of just a few who are "up to the minute " on all the latest juicy gossip. I can't help but check back continuously thru-out the day!
And thank you back for a fun always provacative sight…except I think I might be getting addicted. God is there rehab for this?????????????????????
Ok, you peps are dumb, it takes a minute or so for posts to show, so shut up about the First talks, and btw it doesn't matter. Congrats on the page hits, give me some $
Can't help it if people luv you. Or if all those celebs keep lobbing you big fat ones to smack out of the park! Keep it up.
YAY! CONGRATZ!
don't let it get to your head perez
ps. i check your site all day =P
Isnt that one of the days that you didnt post shit for hours and hours……….I checked for hours…….but nothing……thats why you had so many posts……..
Your welcome Perez and no, thank you!!!! Since I have been laid off from the mortgage industry, I get to hit your site way more than before. I am so sure it had to do with me. I just love me some gossip. Hey… if you need me to work for you, I would be an amazing help!!!! love ya! Muah xoxo
You're welcome. Keep it up. I don't wanna go to sleep.
Yay Perez!!! Keep it up!!
that's awesome! congrats perez.
yay Perez! love ya sexy bitch!
Of course!!! What else…
Don't tame it down. I know you think you're hitting a larger population, but I soooo love the trashy white marks on peoples' faces. Half the time you scoop something I find out months later in useless magazines. You've pretty much made poor OK and US obsolete. Good onya!
Yay I helped you do that
honestly, for a self-made man to be getting all of this media attention for a site he still runs HIMSELF, this is an amazing feat..albeit there are quite a few more ads than there used to be….estas ganando mucho pinche dinero, eh perezito?
Good Job Mijo !!
that's ok
and everyone stop telling perez to not talk about his progress in getting famous
i love hearing about it!! and perez when your show airs are you still gonna have this blog?
Even my 65 year old mother in law is checking in here daily to get her dish.
Love the site- Thanks so much for posting all the time, not just the normal 9-5. I must check the site at least 10 times a day- gotta get my fix of Perez!!! So glad the Perez empire is expanding- cant wait to see your catty ass on TV!! XOXO
Hey Perez! It is just about damn time for me to confess
Words cannot express how much I appreciate your struggles to broadcast celebrity news everyday - In your own special size. It is indeed great to see that your work has ripen it's fruit - I don't think any other websites can compare. You really are the best, aren't you. God bless you Perez with both hands, and may the Lord keep you among us for a long time. Thanks for your work. I love ya.
I meant - in your owns special WAY, why the hell would I put size instead of way…?
It's because everytime I open up Netscape or Mozilla on my pc, your website keeps sending me to your advertisements page, so i have to click back finish reading my gosspi. And it's non stop! So you probably got 10 from me in one sitting every now and then!
Never underestimate the power of pissed-off Bono fans!
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!