Understatement Of The Day

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*Michele* says – reply to this

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WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAARES????!!! this shit is getting annoying!!!!!!! they are all morons!
rachel says – reply to this

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first yay just wanted to be a douchebag like everyone else
bebe says – reply to this

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yay
javier says – reply to this

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perez i love you !!!
jp says – reply to this

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13th
Karen says – reply to this

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Hi Perez!
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Apparently, she's got 1 braincell in her head. Just 1. She starved the rest.
blah says – reply to this

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1st
Julia says – reply to this

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She has NO room to be talking about Britney and Lindsay. All she should do is wish them the best of luck. Just because you say that you're ultimately sorry does not strike what you've done from the record.

Earn your trust with the public again, Nicole. SHOW US how you're sorry, what you plan on doing, etc.

EMPTY WORDS prompted by publicists, lawyers and media selfishness.
Emma says – reply to this

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First
madeline says – reply to this

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what would we expect her to say? "meh, everyone makes mistakes, right?"
ryry says – reply to this

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she means it!!!
Casey says – reply to this

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Since when can she give advice? Preg, drugged out, let's listen to her!
katie says – reply to this

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firstttt
robin says – reply to this

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first
Kati says – reply to this

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GOD BLESS HER AND THE REST OF THEM I REALLY DO HOPE ALL OF THEM FIND PEACE AND SOME STABILITY. THEY SURE ARENT GETTING IT FROM THEIR FAMILIES OR SOCIETY.
alessandra says – reply to this

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I feel sorry for her
robin says – reply to this

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first haha
sext barbie says – reply to this

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FIRST
yo says – reply to this

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cool!!!!!!!!
jayjayjay says – reply to this

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primero cabrones!
Sherri says – reply to this

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Oh please…
Suzieq says – reply to this

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give me a fucking break
Emilio says – reply to this

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1st i think p.s. i love nicole
yo says – reply to this

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aawesome
Ashes says – reply to this

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Honestly, I'd love to knock these celebs in the face sometimes. and nicole, wow now shes gonna have to start eating for ONE!
What tha? says – reply to this

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should we call a waaaa-mbulance?
beck says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!!!!
jen says – reply to this

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i dont care that u just now figured out that u couldve killed someone, after 2 dui's. dumbass. ok must be hitting records sellling magazines. all these retards on their covers.
hello says – reply to this

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YEAH NOW SHE ACTS ALL SORRY…
JUDGE???? says – reply to this

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GIVE THE PREGNANT LADY A CHANCE…GOSH..like some of you never do dope..who r u to judge!
JUDGE???? says – reply to this

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GIVE THE PREGNANT LADY A CHANCE…GOSH..like some of you act like you never do dope..who r u to judge!
Lee says – reply to this

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She looks so good!!!
She looks so good!!!
She looks so good!!!
She looks so good!!!
She looks so good!!!
Chris from Maine says – reply to this

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what will weigh more at birth, the baby or nicole?
joachim says – reply to this

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perez your hair is an understatement. i don't think you have any right to talk about people when you look the way you do. you turned gay because you were so ugly you couldn't find a girlfriend, and then you couldn't find a boyfriend. you can dish it out, but can you take it???
Ashes says – reply to this

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35 - joachim - you dont "turn" gay .. idiot.
meg says – reply to this

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My god. This is getting ridiculous. They all should be shot in the head with a ball of their own shit.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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THIS IS JIMMY JAZZ IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME YET YOU WILL WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH ME OR NOT BUT FIRST I HAVE TO DEAL WITH LITTLE MISS THING. You're damn right you could have killed someone you stupid skinny little bitch. We're tired of wasting ink on you! Party all you want but just don't get behind the fucking wheel! You're rich enough to get a cab or your own fucking limo! You need to drink some milkshakes put some weight on and if you had a falling out with Paris…who cares? Good riddance to that bitch! Straighten up and fly right because JIMMY JAZZ IS HERE TO STAY AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE BULLSHIT ABOUT YOU MISBEHAVING! I'm a huge fan of your father to this day…and right now you are not a BRICK HOUSE SO DON'T GO PISSING OFF JIMMY JAZZ ANYMORE YOU HEAR?
Tara says – reply to this

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I met her in a brief encounter not to long ago. she is acutally quite a lovely girl. i think she is miss understood sometimes. Im not saying what she has done is right. bt cut the girl some slack she is a top chick.
Kat says – reply to this

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Just PLEASE eat and take care of yourself for the sake of your baby.
Yancy James Swigger says – reply to this

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If this Hollywood nepotised twat gains a lot of weight with the baby those twigs legs are going to snap.Hope the baby doesn't get that bird mouth of hers.
Charls says – reply to this

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Britney ROCKS!
B3RN!C3 says – reply to this

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I like nicole BETTER than paris brit. N lidseyy

cas she has a DOWN too earth eprsonalityy
i like herr better
FO SCHNIZZLE says – reply to this

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FORTY FOURTH BIIIIIIITCHESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a total dumbass. Someone else will raise her kids and she'll take them out once in a blue moon as her cute little accessory… these morons are so self absorbed they should be fixed so they can't have kids.
hahaha says – reply to this

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Drugs are for losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FO SCHNIZZLE says – reply to this

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DAMN… 45th
Nikki is fake says – reply to this

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Ugh..Nicole is so fake, just like Paris…anyone watch their Simple Life show? They tell people one thing, and do the other. I really don't believe she is sorry, for one iota!

I hope she takes care of herself for her baby's sake!
Jenn says – reply to this

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i think its curageous to see Nicole admit to wrongdoing! I think she has changed in the last year and matured, she has now become a role model to young women! I think she is fabulous, Perez, keep posting pics of her! She is just absolutly gorgeous!!!
N.Ro says – reply to this

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#31 - JUDGE???? says:

GIVE THE PREGNANT LADY A CHANCE…GOSH..like some of you never do dope..who r u to judge!

ummm i DONT do that shit.so i can judge her haha
but like someone said,shes sorry after getting 2 dui's
aww "jail sentence heartbreak"bullshit!
i hate to say this but If im gonna side w anyone is prolly paris(and i hate the skank!)
touch me, I'll sue you!!! says – reply to this

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I have looked into the eyes of a Mom who lost her 19 year old son to a drunk driver, her son came home to visit, and offered to pick up his sister from a high school play she had attended. The driver still claims he "wasn't that drunk" after running a red light and killing this woman's son.
Her eyes haunt me. Her pain is just too much to witness….
Nicole is the first to admit the fact that she could have killed someone and
I respect her for admitting the consequences of her actions…Lindsay needs to speak to a victim of a drunk driver really understand the gravity of her recklessness…unless she really is a sociopath, then she'll keep partying and driving.
N.Ro says – reply to this

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#49 - Jenn says:
i think its curageous to see Nicole admit to wrongdoing! I think she has changed in the last year and matured, she has now become a role model to young women! I think she is fabulous, Perez, keep posting pics of her! She is just absolutly gorgeous!!! ………………………….

yes nice rolemodel to all the young girls who want to be anorexic,and pregnant.very very nice role model.o yea and anyone can admit to"wrongdoing"but not mean it.
I can see it now,she will be on larry king live once she does"hardtime"
tracy says – reply to this

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yes… she could have killed someone
but would she care
most likely not
that_girl says – reply to this

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At least Nicole has more sense than Ms. Lohan.
tracy says – reply to this

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and clearly lindsay doesn't and won't care
It is what it is ! says – reply to this

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I wish Nicole all the best ! I think she is adorable !!

P.S We all did or do stupid shit in our twenties -
Yo says – reply to this

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I couldnt stand Nicole for a long time…I thought she was a spoiled bitch. But now I see it was the SImple Life that portrayed her to be that way…after all thats what the show was about. Paris on the other hand is. But now I like Nicole more and more everyday. I think shes gonna be a great mom to!
Yourshitdoesstank!!! says – reply to this

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Oh big whoop!!! You got your whore self knucked up and now your mother teresa. As soon as the so called baby drops she'll be cracked out again. She's a crack whore and so is nasty Joel!!!

I'll believe she is pregnant when I see it! I bet She is going to claim miscarriage after she gets out of jail.
Kwhit says – reply to this

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Ya know, she's a silly ho, but I think out if LiLo, Brit Brit, Paris and the whole hollywood slut crew…I think she actually has the potential to turn her shit around and do well. Good for her for realizing her problems. I just hope the other girls follow her lead.
j says – reply to this

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like this girl will know how to help other druggies??? shes a fucking anorexic/pregnant druggie! she needs help….the best part is is that the press feeds her narcissm and gives her the cover to their magazine…absolute bullshit…this world has lost it!
doug says – reply to this

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there's no way she's pregnant. she will def claim miscarriage. i'm 100% sure.
chi says – reply to this

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wow….little miss sunshine-im soo perfect- is gonna go out and give hollywood advice now….lol..she needs a bitch slap….u think by diverting ppz attention to linds and britney disasters they'll over look your shit? NAH UH!….anyways…i think child care should stop this idiot from having a baby…she'll probably not even be able to handle herself when she is 7 months due…forget an actual living breathing child…. that's gonna be one disaster from the begining…..
mtg says – reply to this

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What a little angel. Barf.
mcult says – reply to this

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my favorite part is the grammatical error on the front cover.
Angie says – reply to this

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Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
Nicole looks so beautiful here!! She is so smart, I just love her!!!
esl says – reply to this

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how did that emaciated chick get pregnant? HOW?????
madmike says – reply to this

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May we please stop celebrating these troubled girls? My god give it a rest!!!
She's a skanky drug fueled criminal with things such glorious things going for her -things that we only dream of - And these are her choices. Please stop the madness.
offer up some healthiness PLEASE PEREZ!!
Spring says – reply to this

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I find it funny how she can admit/acknowledge to being a druggie and a drunk but she can't admit that she has an eating disorder.
mark says – reply to this

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UGH WTF! there are all a bunch of f-ing hoebags! whatever man.
nicka says – reply to this

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No shit she could've killed someone. I still think these dumb bitches (Paris & Nicole) got off easy. Another thing who cares if she is pregnant they should've given her at least 6 months in jail. Regardless, that poor baby will probably come out addicted to all the shit she puts in herself. Damn looser.
erin says – reply to this

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seriously? nicky richie preaching on how other fucked up teeny boppers can find peace? a little like sharon stone professing on how not to be insane.
Pam says – reply to this

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I'm concerned about her and her baby's health. She's not even showing, is she? At four months you are showing at least a little bit. I hope she listens to her doctor, eats, and takes her vitamins.
kelly says – reply to this

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ONE WORD: AIRBRUSHED!
Deb says – reply to this

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How fuckin cares? Who who is she anyway?? NOBODY!! Bloody walking eating disorder..Fuck off..
deb says – reply to this

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Who fuckin cares!! Who the fuck is she anyway?? NOBODY!! Flaming walking eating disorder, fuck off..
Danielle says – reply to this

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Complete bullshit. She's only saying that because she wants to have a good reputation as a mother. For fuck's sake!

And on another note, that dress Lindsay Lohan's wearing… I think Miley Cyrus wore it.
K says – reply to this

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Glad she got that out of the way.

Now she needs to eat something if she wants that baby to be healthy. she's skinnier than a pole, still!
iloveperez says – reply to this

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she is so stupid! why does she think that we care if she is sorry. tell us real things like how the fuck did you lose all your weight, pills or coke?
Jess says – reply to this

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she's nothing but a trouble making little girl who really needs to grow up…
fjpop says – reply to this

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All these stupid "tell alls" in OK are getting really annoying. Nicole, shut up already about your DUI and your pregnancy. Big deal. People get DUIs and get pregnant all the time. lol.
Alot of the celebrities today are getting really annoying. Its like no one is famous for anything important anymore. I guess what makes you famous these days are DUIs, pregnancy, going to clubs till all hours of the night, and going to rehab. Totally lame.
Ryan Providence says – reply to this

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Oh It has been two fantastic weeks of juicy celebrity break downs one after another.Sombody needs to take all the disfunctional celebrity moms and thier kids and make a reality show.It will be fantastic.Britneys kids will be beating their heads on the walls and and smoking what mommy calls her lollypops and Nichols kid will be in the corner smoking a joint.And Dina Lohan will be teaching the be the next car chash break-down celebrity class

It Will Be Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ali says – reply to this

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Looks like she's put on some pounds, which is good, cnsidering she's pregnant. Her face looks good; fuller than normal. I'm glad to see she's admitting that what she did was a huge mistake, and that she's apologizing. I also like that she”s admitting to the pregnancy. The way I see it, better to tell people than for stories to start up that have lies. All of her confesions were done, seems to me, at a right, perfect time.
projectpatty says – reply to this

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instead of "opening" her mouth to talk to OK mag, she needs to open her mouth and put food in it. I hate to say this, but i bet that the baby is going to be underweight because this bitch is so vain, she is totally underweight for being 4 months along.
Kirby says – reply to this

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Everyone should just back off. Like no one else has done what Nicole, Paris, Lindsay or Britney did. Leave them alone everyone makes mistakes.
Avaida says – reply to this

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1) She's far underweight for 4 months pregnant
2) This is a woman who was arrested for being high on marijuana and vicodin just 8 months ago.
3) Her fake lashes look horrible.
Lynnel says – reply to this

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I think that Lyndsay and Britney should lay low for the next couple of years. Paris has obviously started turning her life around, and Nicole should be put in jail for way more time then that!
Jaylene. says – reply to this

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At least Nicole means what she says,
and she isn`t as bad as those other
crack heads like, lindsay and britney.
britney is absolutely PATHETIC.
and can`t even take care of her
own kids without litterally killing them.
i think that Nicole is going to be a great
mother, she ment what she said.
atleast she apologized for her actions.
am i RIGHT?!?!?!
-Jaylene G.
Avaida says – reply to this

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#87 - Kirby.

Yes not everyone has done what lindsday, britney etc. have done. I am 21 (6 months older than La Lohan) and no matter what fun my friends and I have, it is nothing compared to the irresonsible, dangerous and thoughtless things that these CHILDREN have done!! I'm not willing to excuse their actions as normal adolescent behaviour, this is just stupidity. There is a line, and they have crossed it.
Yup. says – reply to this

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It doesn't take intelligent Nicole long to clamber up the learning curve. She's genuinely remorseful and sincere. I read she's apologized to her father over and over for her past antics. Boom, she's grown up. Good luck, Nicole.
likeshereallycares says – reply to this

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I don't feel like she is really remorseful, she's just trying to get good PR.
erin says – reply to this

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at least nicole is getting some unlike that slob lindsay. maybe dina should get with whoever nicole been seeing. her and and her daughter's tight vag needs it, maybe then she won't be such a sadistic bitch!
Michelle says – reply to this

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If it were up to me, the following would be taken out of the lime light.

1. Britney Spears
2. Paris Hilton
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Nicole Richie
5. Hayden Panet… whatever the fuck.

They are all toxic.
bubbles says – reply to this

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She is in no position to give anybody advice. She's worse than Lindsay and Brittney. To me, Nicole is just a liar and a con. I don't believe anything she says. She got away this time.
Gettin'WiserWithAge says – reply to this

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Three pretty little girls lost in Wonderland. I have high hopes for Ms. Richie, actually. I just don't understand all the vulgarity on this site. Why are you people so ANGRY and frustrated? Expand your vocabularies, for crying out loud. Read a book!
orb says – reply to this

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and how is nicole a role model to women

cmon
keeeeeeeeeeis says – reply to this

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Hey perez… when are you going to do a seperated at birth with Nicole Richie and Tammy Baker
Joel is the loser says – reply to this

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH JOEL that he would take on an addict and be so quick to marry her? She obviously needs time to get herself together. You can't commit to someone until you love yourself. Divorce Court … here they come!
beebee says – reply to this

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I don't believe she's pregnant. She's full of it. Did the judge ask her for proof? Anybody else would have bben asked to provide that information before sentencing because pregnant women can only go to Twin Towers or Lynwood. Yet this judge told her that she could go to any jail in LA City or County. I don't buy it.

I believe it when I see it.
she's full of it says – reply to this

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She suddenly found peace? She's been an addict for years and was just busted on the 101. When did she find peace? In between lines?
Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears says – reply to this

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Too bad that person she could have killed wasn't Paris HIlton.
Monica Lewinsky says – reply to this

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Too bad Dina & Michael Lohan weren't in an on-coming car.

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