Getting Ready For Fatherhood

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   This background is making my eyes bleed.
    
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   haha the baby looks scared of him… most likely his own child will be scared of both his parents and i dont blame the baby

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   ew

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   1ST

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   #1 www.teaspring.com

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    god, this guy fucking disgusts me.

    this baby is going to be the satan child. it's gonna be like WORSE than suri.

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    oh man i wasnt first but #8 will do.. this is crazy who the fuck decded they should have a kid?

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    Um ok?

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    1st

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    Who will weigh more Nicole or the baby?

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    isn't that samantha ronson?

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    Maybe Nicole finally got hungry and ate his lips off??

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    Nicole needs to drink her own breastmilk.

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    I hope his baby is happier to be held by him than this poor child.

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    Aww cuteness. I think their baby might be kinda funny looking.

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    i hope the baby looks like nicole- a little lizard! aaaaaw

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    Because he has no lips…he's trying to make a weird face to hide the fact that he has no lips and hopefully make it less obvious.

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    Finally Perez!! I've been wondering about this thing he does with his mouth forever, I 've commented on it on here, but no one ever seems to notice. Finally! It has been noticed!! I mean, it's just so strange. He does it in EVERY SINGLE picture. It makes me wanna hit him in the face!

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    The kid looks exactly like Don Rickles!

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    At least he's at Quiznos. Maybe he's buying his pregnant girlfriend some food finally.

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    STAY OFF THE DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOTH SHOULD SHOULD PRACTICE GOOD PARENTING SKILLS N O W !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I really don't like this guy.

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    He's disgusting, Nicole's disgusting. God help their baby!

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    He's hot!!!!!!

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    I used to work with him back in the day when he and his twin were waiters and I was a manager. They are the nicest people you ever want to meet. I'm black and usually shy away from people who overtly dress in what seems to be me a somewhat unusual way. But they quickly got me to put my guard down. Nichole's got herself a good one.

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    Looks like he's permanently got cum in his mouth, the cunt.

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    haha it looks like the baby's thinking "who the fuck is this guy?"

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    He and Nicole will have a weird-looking child. Seriously.

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    LMAO… 15 & 18 U GUYS ARE FRIGGIN HILARIOUS..

34. Aww man that's going to be one fugly baby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think nicole is pretty but in a 'she looks funny' kind of way. But Joel, not so much, He is destine to be a no lip-pot belly retard. The baby has no hope

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    Wow if any of you ever met him you would be surprised at you own comments. This might not sound popular since rock is supposed to be cool and all, but he started off in a Christian rock group playing out of their parents gargage. He if farrrrrrr from the drugie type.

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    he always does some weird kind of face when he takes pics with fans. i have a couple with him. hes honestly a nice guy. his BROTHER is a different story!!!!

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    hmmm…my comment dissapeared. So anyway, he and his brother started off in a Christian Rock group playing out of their parent's garage. He is far from the drugie type.

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    this is an old picture. Come on. Slow day?

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    THATS PROBABLY HIS OTHER ILLEGITIMATE CHILD. HE DOES THAT WEIRD THING WITH HIS LIPS CAUSE HES AN IDIOT.

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    he's a cutie, only if i wasn't married…

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    oui harsh that bebe looks freaked out!

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    he totally has the face of "punk sticked in my closet",he's gay like everyone else as Kurt Cobain said,everyone's gay…hey! listen! WE ARE LIKES PEREZ AND ME! UAUA

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    seriously, he only has that one stupid face.

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    Wow Nicole really popped that baby out quickly..

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    UMM PEREZ - THAT PIS IS OLD OLD OLD OLD - it was taken in Toronto when he was still with Hilary Duff!

    What was funny was that when he did a radio interview later on, he said some woman handed him her baby and he didn't know how to hold it. He thought he was going to break it.

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    hes hot as fuck, i dont care about his weird faces. i met him 5 years ago at warped tour, (before they hit it BIG…and then withered away) and he was the nicest guy EVER. seriously.
    dammit nicole richie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ok guys seriously stop ragging on Joel and Nicole. They will be great parents. So leave them alone .

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    I'd be scared seeing that too. Poor baby…

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    Joel DOsen't have any lip rings, you ass
    & That pix. like 3 years old…still, funny though

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    he does make that face in every picture…I met him when they played in Newfoundland on July 21st, he hid his lips in a pic with me, and everyone else is took one with…bizarre

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    he does the thing with his lips because he's on coke. coke makes you tense up your face

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    Lets remind Nicole Richie she’s eating for ONE now~

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    I hope they make better parents then Brit and KFed!!!

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    what lips?

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    The pic was taken in Chicago, not Toronto. Wrigley Field is across the street in the Quizno's window reflection. And my sister took the picture.

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    This picture was taken in Chicago, not Toronto. You can see Wrigley Field in the Quizno's window reflection. And my sister took the pic.

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    "i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing but i think unicorns are kick ass"
    he totally stole that pose from Orgazmo.

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    He probably has METH teeth and doesnt want to smile.

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    that baby is gonna have an interesting look… and i mean that in a bad way. he's fuckin ugly and well she only looks good in magazines and with hella makeup on. to me she jus has an average look… she's not ugly but she damn sure aint all that beautiful either

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    i think i know why he does this strange face expression…hes trying to hide his dobble chin!!! that makes the face look a little longer….people with round faces always do that! he probably thinks that makes him look better….MISSION-IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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    What lips???

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    I,D LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF THIS SO CALLED BABY POPPED OUT BLACKER THAN COAL ! HEY ! ITS POSSIBLE I,M TOLD !! HEH HEH ! JOEL YOUR A CRAZY STUPID ASSHOLE TA GET HOOKED UP WITH THIS BEDHOPPING SKANK !! YOUR REALLY GONNA REGRET IT !! IT,LL NEVER WORK !!

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    Only person who'll be raising the child will be the nanny. Or if we know shallow Nicole, she'll call her the Au Pair. And shall we take bets on a name; maybe Slash or Bozo, or maybe something totally non-related like Carlo or Esteban.

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    i recently noticed the lip thing, too… wonder what that's about?

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    THESE 2 BROTHERS ARE BIG PUSSIES.
    KIDDIE PUNK ROCK.
    HA!

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    Joell madden is SOO HOTT

    BUT he need too lose a couple of punds
    idk maybe know that he is with joel hell lose some poundss

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    If you do that with your mouth, your teeth wont scratch when your giving head

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    he must be embarrassed by his teeth. See a good dentist!!

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    I know that baby. That baby smiles at EVERYONE and even HE can't stand that guy!

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    cos one of his heroes Lars Frederiksen does it

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    Oh and that picture isn't very old. That baby is just about to turn one now. And he's not in Toronto in that picture.

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    Maybe he goes to the Bobby Brown Crack Pipe School of Smoke!!

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    being a parent changes so many things, hope it will change them for the better.

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    JAMES MADDEN IS A DUMB FUCK I USE TO LIKE HIM UNTIL HE GOT WITH NICOLE BITCHIE!!!!!!!

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    Hopefully he'll be a good dad. Poor kid. Two addicts for parents. I kinda feel bad for douche. He was looking for a rebound and instead he got a clingy bitch who I'm sure purposely got knocked up.

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    that baby should be scared. look how he's holding him, i have the uncomfortable feeling that he may accidentally drop him. poor baby.

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    nicole and joel are such a great couple.

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    Two things. LIHARA- His name is Joel, not James. Dana- Joel has been clean for nearly 3 1/2 years.

    Joel is a sweet guy, he's gonna be a great dad. I don't think Nicole is what everyone thinks of her. Yeah, she plays a ridiculous CHARACTER on The Simple Life but in real life, she seems very kind. She seems like she's doing a lot better now that she's with Joel, I hope she keeps it up.

    Congrats guys!

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    babies make everything cute… even joel madden!

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    this picture's a year old…boring. id still bone him though

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    I thought that was don imus lol p.s. yeah the background isn't good

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    Baby says: ew, did you get that hoodie at Kitson's?!?

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    Too bad that baby didnt know who was holding him he is totally sexii (joel madden).. If i was the baby i would kiss him lmfao! joels lip thing is kute (L)

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    And joel looks like he is very excited too become a father and nicole i acually like her as a person she might be on crack or something but also doesnt all famour people goo threw that i cant wait too see them as parents its gonna be soo awesome

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    I think Joel is adorable. I always had a thing for sweet fatties. I just don't get the pairing of Nicole and Joel. His songs are all about how pathetic the shallow spoiled hollywoods brats are and that's basically a description of Nicole. What does she do so support herself? She gets everything from daddy and puts peoples lives in dnger with her reckless driving. I guess he secretly likes that even though he sings against the "lifestyle of the rich and famous" in his songs.

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    It's dat killah coke I be servin' him..

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    i think he looks like robert deniro, especially when he does that lip thing. maybe that's his intention?

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    that photo is like, 2 years old

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    Their kid is gonna need some divine intervention. Pray for them people.

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    I'm sorry, but what an ugly baby.

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    That baby looks freaked out. Sorry, kissing babies won't quite do it.

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    Uhhh Perez, you're slow. This was taken last October in Chicago. Get with the program for once!

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    OLD PIC! TAKEN LAST YEAR IN OCTOBER IN CHICAGO!

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    You dipshit that picture is hella old and you stole it and put your damn tag on it.

    He does that because he just does.

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    i'm glad hilary isn't with him anymore cuz he's fugly but i feel sorry for nicole cuz that baby is gonna be hideous!

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    isn't that the baby noah who was a rescued embry from katrina?

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    Way too cute

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     Someone mentioned he kicked drugs 3 years ago. I didn't know he had started doing drugs…really dissapointed to hear that, he's such a sweet person.