Just Gorgeous, Darling!

No, that's not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

It's Joan Collins! Looking hot as hell!!! She's 74, bitches!!!

The Dynasty alum was summering in St. Tropez, with everyone else, on Tuesday.

Perfection from head to toe. Stylish cover up. Sexy shades. Nice bling. Cowboy hat for flair. And a flattering bathing suit.

We love this senior!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Posted: Aug 1, 2007 at 7:12 pm / Email this »

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Preeze 4 pres says – reply to this

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fisrt beeeeeotches!
Jenna says – reply to this

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first yeahhhhh!
first says – reply to this

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FIRSSSTT
Mary fox says – reply to this

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this raises a good point- Catherine Zeta Jones IS NO WAY 37 years of age. She is at least 40 something. What a crock of shit.
nicole says – reply to this

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she looks good for her age!
Nawara's lover says – reply to this

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FIRST NAWARA!!!
firsttt says – reply to this

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first biittcchhhes.
jdo says – reply to this

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double fierce!
towriteloveonherarms says – reply to this

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i hope i look that good at 74!!
bridget says – reply to this

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omg she looks fabolous get it gurllll
WYENET says – reply to this

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hate this new background
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um shes old says – reply to this

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"Cowboy hat for flair." um since when is a cowboy hat a peice of clothing that adds FLAIR?
Jason says – reply to this

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JESUS!! She looks awesome! Too bad I'll probably not make it past 60.
CanadaLovesPerez says – reply to this

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I love Joan Collins. She's a fabulous example of what hard work, determination, a sense of humor and perhaps a bit of nip and tuck can do for a person! She looks amazing and it all can't be down to plastic surgery (take a bow Jackie Stallone)…Forget about looking great for 74, Joan looks great for 54…she puts most of those Hollywood tramps to shame!
Tim Buck Three says – reply to this

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Not too bad looking for her age - but the smell of formaldehyde is overwhelming!!
alena says – reply to this

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DAMN she lookin good for a "senior"…..Stylin out Ms Collins
Gues thats what being married to a man half your age will do…
Goooooooooo COUGAR….
MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kittenwithawhip says – reply to this

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I hope I look that good at 74!
Colby says – reply to this

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I love me some Joan Colins. She looks like someone in their 50s.
Courtney says – reply to this

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I want to look like THAT when I'm 74 ! WOW !
Reid Miles says – reply to this

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I worked with her in 1984 when she said she was 60 (Life Magazine, October). She was older than that then.

Still looks great, though…
gennyyyyyy says – reply to this

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hahhaha…
Lizzie says – reply to this

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She does look really good, but that cover up isn't- it looks like shes getting ready to go as a cow for halloween..

Loved her on Footballers Wifes thou, hilariousness
votemeli says – reply to this

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so hot. i wanna look like that when im that age.
mike says – reply to this

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you dont get much more fabulous young or old…..
OMG says – reply to this

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wow, she looks gr8!!
hmmmm says – reply to this

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Slow news day, Perez?
jeri says – reply to this

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I thought it was Madonna right away.!!!
sexymf says – reply to this

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I must agree, Ms. Collins is looking FIERCE! She is working her B&W ensemble from head to toe! Some of young Hollywood need to take a few lessons from Ms. Collins…work BITCH!!
holy shit!!!!! says – reply to this

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She looks better than me and im only 21…thats sad…I KNO!
Jollygreen says – reply to this

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I thought it was Britney!!!!!
princely says – reply to this

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If they stretch the skin on her face any tighter, her ears will on the back of her head.
tracy says – reply to this

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I can only hope I look that posh on the beach at 74 or even 60
very nice
Nicole says – reply to this

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You are so gay!
T-Meister says – reply to this

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She rocks!
Britta says – reply to this

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she is one lucky bitch
got to fuck some hot stuff
think the best was that big uncut blonde guy she married
Rome says – reply to this

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Nobody looks good for 74. Nobody.
Tra says – reply to this

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Oh please…she looks fine, but I wouldn't say "Firece"…if someone you didn't like was wearing this - you'd tear them apart. OY!
dana says – reply to this

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Isn't she also a best selling writer? If it is the woman I am thinking of than I have read every single one of her books and anybody who visits Perez will love them, too… it's all about the dirty world of the rich and famous and she's a MAGNIFICENT fiction writer!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I”m still watching Dynasty after all these years thanks to DVD and Joan Collins' chartacter Alexis has got to be the most fun character in the history of t.v. soap operas. That must have been fun as hell to play that stylish trouble maker from hell! I notice there's no negative comments about her appearance. Damn she looks fantastic. Did you catch her guest star stint on Will and Grace? She's very funny on top of everything else. I love you Joan and it's great seeing you on the beach in beach wear!!!
leelee says – reply to this

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she's old
Perez Loves Pez says – reply to this

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Cowboy hat for flair? Now Perez, I don't hear you saying that about Britney…
brittney says – reply to this

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yeah
she knows style
just FABOULOUS!
Angelica Bridges says – reply to this

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cman says – reply to this

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Lets see some TITTIES>>>>>>
Trese says – reply to this

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I bet her snatch is even still pretty.
Stormy says – reply to this

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no that is her sister, jackie collins. she is the author. she is a hot bitch too, though!
steve says – reply to this

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She's always been fierce hotness bad incarnate
Fraulein_Steve says – reply to this

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She looks hot and fierce? seriously? She might as well have a burqua on! You can't see her! Don't give me that shit, Perez!
leelee says – reply to this

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be-u-tiful
AMN says – reply to this

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leave C.Z.J alone. She's great!
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This is getting so annoying! Please change it.
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myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this

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Plastic ….!!!!!!!
madam pince says – reply to this

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This perfectly summarizes why I've always thought Catherine Zeta Jones looks matronly. Joan actually looks better than the Welsh whore.
tomtomtom says – reply to this

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what the fuck is the deal with her legs though
burn

lets

burn with it
busykitty3 says – reply to this

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uh–may–zing!! go, Joan!! you're my favorite cougar; someone I can look up to!
MissMottin says – reply to this

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She's so fucking hot. I'd do her in a second.
I wonder if she ever did a girl???
Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this

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she's one of the very few people that the word fierce can truly be applied to, she's had a hell of a life and takes fantastic care of herself.
alana says – reply to this

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I thought it was madge!!
Fuchsia says – reply to this

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I was trying to look at the picture of Joan when I had a grand maul seizure due to the advertisements. It is so badly done that I'm not even sure what you're advertising.

Stop the madness!
Porgie Pie says – reply to this

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I pray to God every night that when I'm in my seventies, I will look this beautiful and still be healthy enough to go to the beach. I don't want to be in some old folks home eating mushy peas and wearing diapers. Joan has and always will be a classic beauty, no matter what age she is.
pal says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez, but I actually thought it was Madonna . . .
myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this

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only in amierca. we offter the best plastic-fix-up here
Fuchsia says – reply to this

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Remind me to clench a wooden spoon between my teeth when I visit PerezHilton.com

**eyes roll back into my head and the seizures commence**
cala says – reply to this

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KiKi says – reply to this

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She looks good….stylish. Let's not forgot though that she along with many of the older actresses/actors, has had a ton of plastic surgery.
Rose says – reply to this

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Catherine Zeta Jones IS 37. The UK birth records are available online and her birth is listed for the end of 1969.
yesi says – reply to this

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# 71!
Sleeeeve says – reply to this

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She is so hot and fierce!
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Fierce is right!! You own it baby!
Leslie says – reply to this

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I thought it was Madonna! that was my first reaction!! Come on Perez, she's all covered up, that's why she looks ok, u can hardly see her face or body!!! LOL, you're a loser Perez, you kiss people's ass only when u wanna…….I wonder whats in it for you this time??
ALLISON_ says – reply to this

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WOW, I care. -.-
Cristin says – reply to this

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I'm sure SHE probably is hot for her age, but that outfit is HIDEOUS
Me says – reply to this

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YAY!! Perez is coming to DC. I'll def be there! See you soon fat fuck!
Sydney says – reply to this

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It's that DRESS that's got to go. What an ugly print!!!!! She could lose the cowboy hat too. She looks like that Shania twit in that getup. ick
Speedmonkey.net says – reply to this

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Hot as hell? You must mean because she's wearing so many clothes? It's her doctor..anyone at 74 can look like her - problem is her face is so stretched that she can't even smile.
kalima says – reply to this

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posh spice has the same leg ailment…
Gwen says – reply to this

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Alexis Carrington! … is still annoying…
Maxwell Demon says – reply to this

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That is SO not fair!
Lex says – reply to this

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I thought that was Madonna!!! are you sure it'snot?????
JJ says – reply to this

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Please send your thoughts and prayers out to the families and people of the Minneapolis bridge collapse! A very sad, sad day here for us in Minnesota…..
SWEETIEPIE says – reply to this

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Pezzers can be such a charming sweetie pie, when he wants to be. Yes, I agree, she looks WONDERFUL! Well done Joan!
LeX says – reply to this

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I thought that was MADONNA!! are you sure it'snot???
JJ says – reply to this

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Please send out your thoughts and prayers with the people and families to the Minneapolis bridge collapse! A very sad, sad day for us here in Minnesota….
dredre2k says – reply to this

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Oh my GOODNESS… it's Cruella Deville!…. Joan is fierce though, she's devoured many lesser bitc#es in her day! WORK IT!
Britt says – reply to this

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She reminds me of Jackie Collins who is equally as beautiful! *Keep it up ladies!*….. and enough with this im first b/s!
WTF says – reply to this

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You fags latch on to the weirdest women. Makes no sense to me.
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Wow! Joan Collins has always been fabulous.
Julie says – reply to this

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AMAZING! Joan looks great!
kathyc says – reply to this

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MAJOR!
Stinky Fingers says – reply to this

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ANYBODY WANNA SEE HOW SMOKING HOT JOAN IS NEEDS TO RENT "THE BITCH" OR "THE STUD"!!! These movies were based on Jackie's books. Joan is in these movies in ALL HER NAKED GLORY AND SHE IS SO MOTHERFUCKING SMOKING HOT!!!!!! She has sex everywhere from the bed to the elevator. Take my word for it, check out these movies.
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS HOT LIKE GET ME OUTTA THESE HOT ASS CLOTHES HOT!!!…LOL..LOOKS WAFUL..NEXT!
kaligyrl says – reply to this

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classy! now thats how u do it ladies!!
Kat says – reply to this

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Rose,
You are correct that Catherine Zeta Jones was born in 1969. I looked it up on Ancestry.com which has all the Wales and UK records.
mammagreenbuds says – reply to this

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Yep Joan is looking GOOD. And she definately has a better plastic surgeon than whoever Linda Evans is using. Joan is naturally beautiful and classy.
QueenDean says – reply to this

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I hope to God I have the money to look like her when I'm her age. She's looks awesome.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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My favorite Joan Collins quote is
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"Its not cheating if you are on location."
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
Rufus says – reply to this

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I met this Cunt and Bitches, she is fucked up!

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