Just Gorgeous, Darling!

No, that's not Catherine Zeta-Jones.
It's Joan Collins! Looking hot as hell!!! She's 74, bitches!!!
The Dynasty alum was summering in St. Tropez, with everyone else, on Tuesday.
Perfection from head to toe. Stylish cover up. Sexy shades. Nice bling. Cowboy hat for flair. And a flattering bathing suit.
We love this senior!
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She's an inspiration for all us ladies who will one day grow old. Love the way you have this filed under "old people" — you're hilarious!! BTW, get rid of this hideous advertisement background!!
Amazing, she looks simply AMAZING.
I thought that was Britney. Cowboy hat threw me off. It looks like she's hiding from the sun because of the skin peel she had done to her hagardy 200 year old skin. But not bad for a senior citizen though. Her social security sure is payin' for all the plastic surgery!
shes perfect.
She was the supreme bitch on Footballers Wive$. Rock on, love her!!!
so do I. she s amazing. and so classy!
LOVE LOVE LOVE joan! during her 20th century fox days in the 50s she made a fantastic film with paul newman called RALLY 'ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS. she stole the show, and was know as one of the most popular and naughty girls in hollywood. she also made films with bette davis, gregory peck, bob hope, etc., etc. over 50 years later, she's still in the business and looking great.
No, you're (((BOTH))) wrong!!!! It's Katie Holmes. You see her lately? She looks and acts like a 74-year-old Joan Collins!
thanks perez to talk about joan for the first time, i'm young but i think joan is so great and beautifull , she is smart, funny and hard working, keep talking about her , merci perezito. xxx
For those saying they thought this was Madonna, have you guys seen Madonna's body in leotards and swimsuits (or even nude)? She's incredibly toned with abs and muscles.
Joan is fuller and not so skinny which is great for her cause I think it makes her look a lot younger, she makes me feel sad because I know I won't look that amazing when I'm her age and trust me it's not all about surgery, too many people half her age done surgery in hollywood and they're fucked up
SHE LOOKS LIKE A COW! WHAT THE FUCK?? IF YOUR GONING TO WEAR ALL THAT TO THE BEACH YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY HOME!
CATHERINE ZITA JONES IN 10, OOPS 5, YEARS- YES!!!!
THANKS FOR THE MORNING CHUCKLE P ;>)
Yeah, bring us more "old" people, people with LIFE EXPERIENCE.
Young is so fucking boring (especially if it's thrust into your face 24/7)
"Not too bad looking for her age - but the smell of formaldehyde is overwhelming!!"
I bet you'll smell like that 30 years her junior.
"she is one lucky bitch
got to fuck some hot stuff
think the best was that big uncut blonde guy she married"
You alright ?
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Not if goodlooking means photoshop and under 25, to you.
Thankfully some people have a wider range when it comes to…… various things.
"This perfectly summarizes why I’ve always thought Catherine Zeta Jones looks matronly. Joan actually looks better than the Welsh whore."
Jealous ?
God bless plastic surgery. I just can't believe she is 74. woow
What the heck is she wearing?
Nice.. Nice
hot granny!!
No Perez, she does NOT look hot. She looks stupid in that get-up.
Joan is said to have taken more cock than any other WHITE female celebrity! Diana Ross has the overall honors on the subject! Diana simply was crazy about dong.
If you were pumped full of plastic you'd look that hot too! DISGUSTING…and to the person who said she's worked hard, BULL SHIT, there isn't more plastic on one person in the world!
so glad she's covered up.
annie oakley - you're a fucking bitch! joan has worked damn hard ever since 1952 when she started making films. she has consistently worked since then and has always paid her own way, never relying on a man for money. you don't get luxury homes in london, new york and saint tropez by being lazy. besides that, get a good close up look at her face some time. her work is very subtle compared to contemporaries like joan rivers. you're an asshole and i hope you look like shit by the time you're 40
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS YOU OLD WHORE….WORK IT, WORK IT, WORK IT!……YOU LOOK FAAAABULOUS!
Wow thats freakin old. And she can stand up straight too.
Wow…..when will she finally die.
mmmm
i first thought this pic was of britney spears
its kinda sad that if it was britney spears then shed be made fun of rather than complimented as this lady was
SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN over 50!!!
Wow, she maybe old, But she can definetly dress. I like the whole thing!!