Just Gorgeous, Darling!

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No, that's not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

It's Joan Collins! Looking hot as hell!!! She's 74, bitches!!!

The Dynasty alum was summering in St. Tropez, with everyone else, on Tuesday.

Perfection from head to toe. Stylish cover up. Sexy shades. Nice bling. Cowboy hat for flair. And a flattering bathing suit.

We love this senior!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Aug 1, 2007 at 7:12 pm / Email this  »

    130 comments to “Just Gorgeous, Darling!”

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    1. diane says – reply to this


      101

      She's an inspiration for all us ladies who will one day grow old. Love the way you have this filed under "old people" — you're hilarious!! BTW, get rid of this hideous advertisement background!!

    2. me says – reply to this


      102

      Amazing, she looks simply AMAZING.

    3. Yo Mamma says – reply to this


      103

      I thought that was Britney. Cowboy hat threw me off. It looks like she's hiding from the sun because of the skin peel she had done to her hagardy 200 year old skin. But not bad for a senior citizen though. Her social security sure is payin' for all the plastic surgery!

    4. Ms. Kennedy says – reply to this


      104

      shes perfect.

    5. SFW says – reply to this


      105

      She was the supreme bitch on Footballers Wive$. Rock on, love her!!!

    6. Pooky from Paris says – reply to this


      106

      so do I. she s amazing. and so classy!

    7. jason says – reply to this


      107

      LOVE LOVE LOVE joan! during her 20th century fox days in the 50s she made a fantastic film with paul newman called RALLY 'ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS. she stole the show, and was know as one of the most popular and naughty girls in hollywood. she also made films with bette davis, gregory peck, bob hope, etc., etc. over 50 years later, she's still in the business and looking great.

    8. cashmeremafia@yahoo.com.au says – reply to this


      108

      No, you're (((BOTH))) wrong!!!! It's Katie Holmes. You see her lately? She looks and acts like a 74-year-old Joan Collins!

    9. alain says – reply to this


      109

      thanks perez to talk about joan for the first time, i'm young but i think joan is so great and beautifull , she is smart, funny and hard working, keep talking about her , merci perezito. xxx

    10. Amy says – reply to this


      110

      For those saying they thought this was Madonna, have you guys seen Madonna's body in leotards and swimsuits (or even nude)? She's incredibly toned with abs and muscles.

      Joan is fuller and not so skinny which is great for her cause I think it makes her look a lot younger, she makes me feel sad because I know I won't look that amazing when I'm her age and trust me it's not all about surgery, too many people half her age done surgery in hollywood and they're fucked up :(

    11. Victoria NYC says – reply to this


      111

      SHE LOOKS LIKE A COW! WHAT THE FUCK?? IF YOUR GONING TO WEAR ALL THAT TO THE BEACH YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY HOME!

    12. Gilded Lily says – reply to this


      112

      CATHERINE ZITA JONES IN 10, OOPS 5, YEARS- YES!!!!
      THANKS FOR THE MORNING CHUCKLE P ;>)

    13. Lola says – reply to this


      113

      Yeah, bring us more "old" people, people with LIFE EXPERIENCE.

      Young is so fucking boring (especially if it's thrust into your face 24/7)

    14. Ohay says – reply to this


      114

      "Not too bad looking for her age - but the smell of formaldehyde is overwhelming!!"

      I bet you'll smell like that 30 years her junior.

    15. Izza says – reply to this


      115

      "she is one lucky bitch
      got to fuck some hot stuff
      think the best was that big uncut blonde guy she married"

      You alright ?

    16. Gene says – reply to this


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      >

      Not if goodlooking means photoshop and under 25, to you.
      Thankfully some people have a wider range when it comes to…… various things.

    17. Aida says – reply to this


      117

      "This perfectly summarizes why I’ve always thought Catherine Zeta Jones looks matronly. Joan actually looks better than the Welsh whore."

      Jealous ?

    18. snekyto says – reply to this


      118

      God bless plastic surgery. I just can't believe she is 74. woow

    19. Peppy says – reply to this


      119

      What the heck is she wearing?

    20. Haboesho says – reply to this


      120

      Nice.. Nice
      hot granny!!

    21. jed says – reply to this


      121

      No Perez, she does NOT look hot. She looks stupid in that get-up.

    22. kirk says – reply to this


      122

      Joan is said to have taken more cock than any other WHITE female celebrity! Diana Ross has the overall honors on the subject! Diana simply was crazy about dong.

    23. Annie Oakley says – reply to this


      123

      If you were pumped full of plastic you'd look that hot too! DISGUSTING…and to the person who said she's worked hard, BULL SHIT, there isn't more plastic on one person in the world!

    24. lalane says – reply to this


      124

      so glad she's covered up.

    25. jason says – reply to this


      125

      annie oakley - you're a fucking bitch! joan has worked damn hard ever since 1952 when she started making films. she has consistently worked since then and has always paid her own way, never relying on a man for money. you don't get luxury homes in london, new york and saint tropez by being lazy. besides that, get a good close up look at her face some time. her work is very subtle compared to contemporaries like joan rivers. you're an asshole and i hope you look like shit by the time you're 40

    26. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


      126

      YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS YOU OLD WHORE….WORK IT, WORK IT, WORK IT!……YOU LOOK FAAAABULOUS!

    27. gay in Dubai says – reply to this


      127

      Wow thats freakin old. And she can stand up straight too.

      Wow…..when will she finally die.

      mmmm

    28. sally jessie raphael says – reply to this


      128

      i first thought this pic was of britney spears
      its kinda sad that if it was britney spears then shed be made fun of rather than complimented as this lady was

    29. ks says – reply to this


      129

      SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN over 50!!!

    30. Emilee says – reply to this


      130

      Wow, she maybe old, But she can definetly dress. I like the whole thing!!

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