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The Olsen twins in a rare unobstructed view!

Mary-Kate & Ashley are creatures of habit, emphasis on the creatures.

The delightful little elves hit up their favorite store, Maxfields in Los Angeles, on Wednesday.

They look cute, but they'd look better with a big purse or a Butterball turkey in front of their faces!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Aug 1, 2007 at 1:13 pm / Email this  »

    80 comments to “Quick, Hide!”

    1. Raymond says – reply to this


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      omg

    2. rene says – reply to this


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      They should try hiding behind a pencil.

    3. pamela says – reply to this


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      they look healthier

    4. omgeez says – reply to this


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      MK&A i

    5. chacha says – reply to this


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      #1 im bored too, lol

    6. Hannah says – reply to this


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      ummm.

    7. kelly says – reply to this


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      1st

    8. chacha says – reply to this


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      whats your myspace corey

    9. Answer says – reply to this


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      She looks like she's about to be lifted off her feet and blown away … good riddance.

    10. Hannah says – reply to this


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      They do look alot healthier.

    11. jojojoooojan says – reply to this


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      i like her bag.

    12. jp says – reply to this


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      who cares!

    13. pharmer jane says – reply to this


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      They could play the house-elves in the next Harry Potter movie! It's been a while since they did well at the box office.

    14. Aimee says – reply to this


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      heh

    15. Lali says – reply to this


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      crazy they have fitting clothes on *gasps*

    16. ED says – reply to this


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      Aww I used to love the Olson twins! I wish they would stop being so weird and come back into the limelight!

    17. jacqueline torres says – reply to this


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      yawn

    18. time for shopping? says – reply to this


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      ashley is always carrying the same friggin bag!

    19. omgeez says – reply to this


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      she could have hid in her bag

      i still love you mk&a…even if you are disappearing

    20. Camila says – reply to this


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      Little elves! LOL

      I'm asking again….For now Why are they famous? No big movie, no big tvshow….Why are they hiding? They are nothing

    21. Christine says – reply to this


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      They look foolish in those sunglasses. 'Bride of the Fly' comes to mind. I for one am not at all interested in what these two silly waifs have to offer. They were cute when they were three. All they've done since then is get taller… not even gain weight!

    22. Susan says – reply to this


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      Why are they so weird?

    23. calialilly says – reply to this


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      I see they have an LAPD escort…check out the badge on his belt. Tax dollars at work

    24. hon says – reply to this


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      The new gossip hotspot is www.hollywoodheathens.com
       
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      www.hollywoodheathens.com

    25. tati says – reply to this


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      i wish they would stop wearing heels for a while, it gives them horrible posture, they always look like they're crippled and going to fall over. they should also get rid of these huge bags, they're bigger than them!
      but asking them to have some sense of style and dress a bit more classy is too much to ask i'm afraid. oh well.

    26. Darvulia says – reply to this


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      They need to be properly laid. If their boyfriends don't do their homework, they can certainly afford to pay for quality.

    27. RockstarAaron.com says – reply to this


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      Why are they being so shy?

    28. Rammy says – reply to this


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      they always look like they just dumpster dived, I LOVE IT!

    29. Bobby says – reply to this


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      What happened to these two girls? They're as weird as it gets.
      To consider that they were in so many kids' movies, they really didn't take the moral of their stories.

    30. Bambi says – reply to this


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      They were ugly Babies and they are ugly women….there I said what americans are thinking but too afraid to say it!….also The simpsons movie sucked

    31. biUBBULa says – reply to this


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      Looks like they hired some middle eastern muslim extremist for a body guard.

    32. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      I THINK THESE BITCHES ARE GLAM….

    33. **** Parisa Peloni **** says – reply to this


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      omg i love mk and A. they are my idols and i wish i was them. i wish i looked just like them. they are so beautiful and have the perfect bodies. they dress perfectly and are just the most amazing girls out there today. LOVES IT

      >>>300 cals a day gets the fat away

    34. kshel says – reply to this


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      At least they try to keep a low profile. No DUI's, they wear clothing.

    35. ginny says – reply to this


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      Lets see some ties on that biatch! Much love to the twins, repesent!

    36. brooke says – reply to this


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      cute

    37. V says – reply to this


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      O.K. when the advertisers take over the entire page and it shows through the comments page…I think you have gone too far. I will most definitely NOT be watching the Fashionista Diaries because you are shoving it down our throats today!

    38. Dave says – reply to this


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      I FUCKING LOVE THESE BITCHES! i wish there was alot more media attention on them..

    39. Loca says – reply to this


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      Damn - i remember when they were on the show. they reminded me of them troll dolls!

    40. Lisa says – reply to this


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      And a hairbrush!

    41. Melemel says – reply to this


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      Whats with the badge on the guys hip? Did they really need the police to escort them with their goods? That's service! I am so happy my tax dollars are pain' for that :(

    42. LUCY says – reply to this


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      they look cute!!!!!!!!!!

    43. nikee says – reply to this


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      She look's like a veloca-raptor

    44. They're Wierd says – reply to this


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      They were the butt-ugliest little girls and they haven't improved much, except to keep their hair in their faces (an improvement). What happened to their teeth? Why don't they ever show them?

    45. RAZZY says – reply to this


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      I NEVER DID LIKE TROLLS PEREZ !! CAN,T YA FIND SOMETHING BETTER THAN THESE 2 PIECES OF SHIT ??—-WAKE UP !!!!!!!

    46. steff says – reply to this


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      are they mourning the loss of their careers or something?
      why all black?

    47. A-airhead says – reply to this


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      Loves MK.

    48. m says – reply to this


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      omg before I read the descrip. I thought that Cameron Manheim was carrying both twins in bodybags to shield them from the pap! hahaha

    49. Erica says – reply to this


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      I'm glad someone else noticed that the guy with them has a badge on his belt!!! If I was that rich I would TOTALLY buy a cop to escort my car everywhere! CLear the road bitches!

    50. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


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      Miserable looking twits.

    51. let says – reply to this


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      oh that is a good one!! so funny!!!

    52. Becky says – reply to this


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      I can tell they were taken by surprise by whoever took their picture, as they are not sucking on their cheeks like they do when they KNOW in advance their picture is going to be taken. I didn't realize they were still alive! What losers.

    53. kg says – reply to this


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      But yet, you love that wonky-eyed, slutty crim that is Paris Hilton. Hmm.

    54. Matthew says – reply to this


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      If the suit is a cop, he's a rent-a-cop. LAPD have shield-shaped badges and LA County Sheriffs (I think Maxfield is actually in W. Hollywood) use a 6-pointed star. That guy's badge is neither. He probably an off-duty officer from some other department "moonlighting" as store security or personal protection.

    55. Judalon says – reply to this


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      Who cares where these skinny has-beens shop. Seriously, they have no career and spend all their time shopping. Why would anyone have any interest in them?

    56. Matthew says – reply to this


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      If the suit is a cop, he's a rent-a-cop. LAPD have shield-shaped badges, and LA County Sheriffs (I think Maxfield is actually in W. Hollywood) use a 6-pointed star. This guy's badge is neither. I bet he's an off-duty-officer from another agency moonlighting as store security or personal protection.

    57. LuLuVee says – reply to this


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      The one in the back looks to be turning off course….They might consider one of those expando-leashes I walk my dog on — it gives them the sense of freedom without letting them run off in traffic.

    58. pfft says – reply to this


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      #15 hit the nail right on the head. They do look like house elves!!! That is too funny! I've never understood the appeal of these two. They were extremely odd looking (creepy weird quite possibly evil odd, not cute odd) tots and they are still odd looking. Not that being odd is necessarily a bad thing. But extremely odd looking people shouldn't operate under the delusion that they are in any way cute or sexy. There's nothing sexy, cool or cute about these two creepy little house elves…or Nicole Richie, for that matter.

    59. LJ says – reply to this


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      Is it me or is that a marshal/sheriff of some sort? What a regular over paid body guard is not enough?

    60. Ya Ya says – reply to this


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      www.myspace.com/pamxmusic

      Much HOTTER than the O Twins!

      www.myspace.com/pamxmusic

    61. erin says – reply to this


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      ashley is such a fatass compared to marykate. she must be destroyed

    62. likeAjoemama says – reply to this


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      "delightful little elves " that is so true.. i think that is the nicest way of describing them.

    63. Penny Lane says – reply to this


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      I think attacking them for simply walking out of a store is bullshit.

      Mary-Kate had an eating disorder, she's not an alien. Ashley is just alive and breathing.

    64. jen says – reply to this


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      i think the olsen twins are ugly. and they act like theyre royalty hiding from cameras all the time. those bitches are lucky they still have fans, they did shitty b movies as kids.

    65. Lola says – reply to this


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      Ok honostly, why do they feel the need to hide?

    66. Precious says – reply to this


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      WEll atleast her purse looks good.. I am going purse shopping this weekend :P

    67. cedes says – reply to this


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      i dont see why ppl are attacking these two for no reason. clearly they're not hiding…ashley's in wonderland, and mary-kate cant see her keys for the life of her with those shades on. i doubt an on-duty police officer would walk them out of a store, dont worry fellow taxpayers.

    68. tammy says – reply to this


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      They were the UGLIEST babies, the most monkey-faced, bad acting kids, and now they are semi-cute (aren't they lucky) midget adults. Good gawd–how stuuuuupid would ANY teeny-bopper be to buy their clothing line when they can't even dress in properly fitting clothes themselves????? DUMB!

    69. meJUSTme says – reply to this


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      Perez-
      U r sooo dead on calling the twins,"little elves"!
      What a perfect comparison…

    70. D Alexander says – reply to this


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      They just look like a couple of midgets now.

    71. Liz says – reply to this


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      I still love them madly!

    72. d2 says – reply to this


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      ammmmmmmaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzing

    73. jas says – reply to this


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      perfect ashley!

    74. jammijam says – reply to this


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      They're so fat!! They need to loose about sixty pounds each!!!

    75. Victoria NYC says – reply to this


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      IF YOU PUT A PENCIL IN THERE BUTTS AND TWIST IT BACK & FORTH THERE HAIR TURNS GREEN & STICKS UP IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEE HEE!

    76. skim says – reply to this


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      i HEART the olsen twins

      bulimia all the way baby!

    77. abbey says – reply to this


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      -sigh-
      ive had enough of the twins since their drug bust.

    78. no name says – reply to this


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      they dont need bodyguards i dont think. I dont see why they shop so much

    79. robin says – reply to this


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      these girls always look dirty. plus, don't they believe in actual colors?

    80. tregarbor says – reply to this


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      they should cover up as much as possible