Totally Tragic
Filed under: Australiastic > Shannon Elizabeth
Poor Shannon Elizabeth. Our cold heart almost breaks for her.
The American Pie alum's "career" as an actress has been suffering lately, but bitch has been working the poker circuit.
F List is traveling the world, showing up at "celebrity" poker tournaments and hoping the cards turn up in her favor.
Shannon is currently in Australia, where she threw a diva fit at a tournament in Melbourne.
Honey, F Listers can't be demanding!
P.S. She lost.
Poor Shannon sucks at poker too!
P.P.S. OMG! OMG! Wouldn't it be hot if Elizabeth did a Lifetime TV movie with Jennifer Love Desperate??? Geniusity, we say.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: August 1, 2007 at 10:02 pm
ewww
she ugly
FIRST
first by the way
told yall i was first
AHAHA I remember her!!!!
Sad
and she is? umm no one
dork
Isn't Jenn working on Ghost Whisperer? You're too funny Perez.
That would be a great movie! LMAO
hahahaha thats soo sadddd but shes so pretty
:(
First
so sad shes lower then kathy griffin
Bitch
first
Sad that she even thinks of herself as a celebrity. Remember when she was married to that fat fug guy?
hahaha.
i was just talking about her today too.
Hey Perez, you are like Hedda Hopper, only gay and Latino. Thats totally hot!
she's a phone call away from Surreal Life
Sad, you have no clue what you are talking about. I don't know anything about the 'meltdown', but that tells me two things - you don't know anything about her, and you know nothing about poker. Shannon is actually a GREAT player and whatever her acting career may or may not bring, her poker career is in full upswing. Learn a little before you bash on an industry you know NOTHING about.
don't forget, you know you made the F list when you are on those lame ass "Consolidated Resorts" radio commercials. I heard her the other day promoting that scam, she cant even read the script right! Dumb Ass!
She's totally banging, I'd tap that anytime!!
truely pathetic
I've been in a few touraments with Shannon and this is what I've seen….
She started out trying to be the pretty, clueless type, "oh my god, I won!" But everyone could tell she could play so the act didn't last long. Then she tried the "I've done this too many times to not be taken seriously" thing. Which resulted in poker players taking her seriously for about 2 seconds. Then the DIVA shit started.
Bitch can't PLAY. Period.
She is screwing a respected player on the circut so not many will bad mouth her in public out of respect for the guy but her shit is tired and people are starting to diss her , finally.
It must suck to be a beautiful women, traveling the world getting played to play Poker!
How sad for her!
I'm not first bitches
I'm sick of this new background, and besides, the hottest new gossip hotspot is www.hollywoodheathens.com
www.hollywoodheathens.com
www.hollywoodheathens.com
hey DOES ANYONE THING SHE LOOKS LIKE ALYSSA HOT MILANO, IF YOU LOOK REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY QUICK ?
DO YA THINK?
Does she even have a career any more? Seriously.
meltz? Played with her in a few tournaments - which ones - the NBC heads up where she finished 4th, or the WSOP main event? Or was it the nothing nowhere when she first started…
I'm curious.
Gotta have some play to finish 4th in one of the best fields in the world… but you'd know that - you're a player.
Who is she? I don't remember her. Did she play on a sitcom or something?
I'm new at all this shit, but why is "first" so important? Go easy on me people, I'm just asking a simple question…. Thanks, all in good fun…
she looks great - and with hardly any makeup!
Shannon is doing great.
& So is Jennifer Love HEWITT! She actually has a show..What do you have PEREZ? a gossip site?!?! LOL
You have given yourself away! Nice try though. Your not much better on the table either. LOL See you next week, if you show.
Nope, wrong - I don't know her, never met her, never played poker with her, nothing - I just don't think you're much of all that either - at least represent the pair of fours that you are.
I just have respect for poker, and a little for what she's doing to expand the sport. She gets press, and then Jerks try to tear it down. I like Perez, I like reading Perez, but he's bashing stuff he knows nothing about.
i had a feeling it might be her…good call, meltz! Now piss off and die, bitch…be thankful that Perez even noticed you.
ummm…who cares?
Like I said, not much at the table, and if you knew anything about poker you would realize that celebs are a great marketing gimmik but thats about it. The only one worth a damn is Norm MacDonald, he may not be a great actor but hes a hell of a poker player (came in #80, i think, can't remember cause I was busted out on day2 and was involved in a greenroom game ) out of almost 6350 people. Thats great play, comming in 4th out of a bunch of celebs (and pros only there to promot the game) is BS. She has NO play, fanboy.
Her 'acting' career consisted of taking her shirt off in American Pie.
All downhill from there, baby
read the article… it's funny when they say happy snaps
Hey..!
It was actually Melbourne Perez, not Sydney. Anyway I saw her that night, she was hardly taking "happy snaps". She was pretty diva-tistic considering she's not that big of a celeb!
Hey, be nice! She's hot and has a sweet personality. It's all good.
I've watched her play. She cleans up at the tables against other celebs. She maybe F list. But she gets an A out of taking Matt Damon's Bourne money away from him year after year.
I'm small
www.myspace.com/atomiccalabasas you know where to reach me
I would totally do her. And when I'm through with that slut, there'd be NO diva attitude from her. Only YES SIR and NO SIR and DO ME IN THE BUTT AGAIN PLEASE SIR.
She's a ho, and needs to be treated like the filthy ho she is!
I'LL TAKE THE NAUGHTIEST TUNGUE LASHING ON MY TAINT FROM LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!
Damn even fucked up the ass Tara Reid is doing better than her.
Poker…hun!?!????!?
HAHAHAHAHAHA…
She may move up to D list if they make another American Pie film
WTF, I'm going blind.
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I can't see on the screen what I'm typing.
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OMG, maybe I'm having a stroke.
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Wait a minute, it's just that DAMN "The Fashionista Diaries" Red & Black background causing my blindness.
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IDIOTS, now that they have blinded us, how do they expect us to WATCH their show Wednesday nights ???
Please STOP! The i'm first comment has all the clout of a piece of dog crap! Who is the ten year-old idiot that does this? Please stop this you stupid piece of garbage.
If they did a Lifetime movie together, it should be about a once popular actress who turns to the dark side of gambling. It could be a bioepic a la Rounders. A tragedy of sorts that resounds "Gambling is a drug, too!"
Like her or not, she can't be that bad at poker cuz the way i found out that she was even doing this was when i heard a news story on MSNBC about one of the tournaments and i thought it was the very first one but either way, SHE WON AND I WANNA KNOW WHY THE HELL IS THIS IS NOT IN THIS STORY???????????????? As if someone would'nt call PEZ on that one????? You shoulda at least given he credit for that . BUT NOOOOOOOOOO.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SOUNDS WAY, WAY LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A GAY MAN WHO HATES STRAIGHT CHICK'S. ESPECIALLY THE GOOD LOOKING ONE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still pretty, but needs to touch up those roots.
Geez Perez!! I thought she was dead or something!
She didn't win dumbass, she came in 4th
perez your a fat gay man, who's job is to talk shit about other people. you really need to tone down on the name-calling. Simply put, people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Just saying.
And shannon looks beautiful, even if she is a diva bitch.
PEREZ IS GOING ON CELEBRITY FIT CLUB!!!!
I AM SUFFERING FROM PEREZ UPDATE WITHDRAWALS! updattteeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez keeping dishing on the Celebs!! Pay no attention to them crazy bitch haters who leave comments trying to diss you…your FABOLOUS!! Okay now answer me this………Why did CHelsea get the show on E! ???
ewww she ain't as hot as she used to be.
OMFG, I didn't like her when I saw her and her THEN-hubby on an episode of 'While You Were Out' (TLC). I could just *tell*this bimbo has no use in the entertainment industry, other than hardcore porn. And I could just *tell* she and this sad sack of shit she had a quickie marriage to, wouldn't last in the long run. And lo and behold, I was right!!! HA-HA! What a LOSER, Shannon whatsyourname. :-p~@
Don't feel too bad for her, Perez. Remember all the time you wasted with the pause/step forward button on your DVD player during her American Pie strip tease?
Oh wait, you're gay.
I'd rather see her and Elizabeth Berkley in a movie together, if you know what I mean.
YOU'RE SUCH A DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS "TRAGIC" ABOUT THAT??? SO GAAAAYY AND MELODRAMATIC!
SHE'S SMILING WHILE SHE'S AT A POKER TOURNAMENT!!! MAYBE SHE'S *** HAVING FUN**** .
WHY THE HELL DO YOU READ SO MUCH INTO THIS SHIT??
DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE IN SOME BLOCKBUSTER **RIGHT NOW** OR ELSE THEY'RE TRAGIC???
SHIT! IT JUST LOOKS PLAIN FUN TO ME!!!!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?????
I would totally F her!
~ha-ha~ Says Kathryn (#75.), who probably gladly PAID for Cuba Gooding, Jr. movie, 'Boat Trip'. *snickers*
barf.
EXCUSE ME, PEREZ, BUT IF SHE IS THE F-LIST, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU? THE Z-LIST? BECAUSE YOU ARE, IN FACT, A FAILED ACTOR, WHO COULDN'T GET ANY WORK AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR 1 LINE IN AN EPISODE OF CSI, WAS IT? THAT'S WHEN YOU DECIDED TO START TALLKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE, EXCEPT FOR ASS-KISSING SOME MEDIA WHORES, LIKE PARIS HILTON. STRANGE HOW YOU ARE SO NICE TO THAT SLUT, WHAT CRUMBS DOES SHE THROW YOU FOR THAT? AND BTW, I SAW YOUR GETUP TO MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY IN THAT PINK WIG AND YOUR UNDERWEAR, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY, IT WAS VOMIT INDUCING TO SEE SO MUCH OF YOUR FAT SLOB BODY, OR AS YOU WOULD SAY, YOU LOOKED SHITEOUS! THE AUDACITY YOU HAVE TO CALL JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT "DESPEARATE", NO, I'M NOT A FAN OF HERS, BUT AT LEAST SINCE SHE HAS LITTLE TALENT SHE KEEPS HER APPEARANCE IN SHAPE, WHIICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU!
I like to crack on most of these skeevy ho's. However I sat just a few inches from Shannon Elizabeth in Vegas a few weeks ago. The friggin chick just OOZES SEXUALITY. God you just want to stick it in her bad place.
I don't think Jennifer Love Hewitt is desperate.
Shannon Elizabeth is the F-listiest of them all! Poker? Yeah, poker in the rear if you know what I mean!
"Would you like some cheeze with that, Winehouse?"
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perez i love you but that happened last year! xx
Who can get laid by cute guys the most… Perez or Shannon…. mmmm…. this is a brainteaser….. I give up !
OH SHUT UP PEREZ!! She's a total hottie!! She's also a DECENT poker player. You probably suck shit! I love her!