How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Christina Aguilera > Old People

Uhmmm….

Tony Bennett is such a lovely shade of orange!

We're sure Christina is thrilled to be on the cover of the new issue of AARP magazine. Just thrilled.

Tony probably smells like formaldehyde!

Posted: Aug 2, 2007 at 7:46 pm / Email this »

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Kim says – reply to this

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perez WTF is WRONG WITH YOU and your STUPID FUCKING COMMENTS….fucking idiot
fuck 1st says – reply to this

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Stop this shit it's stupid
hillary says – reply to this

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ahhhh
Kim says – reply to this

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perez WTF is WRONG WITH YOU and your STUPID COMMENTS….idiot
jenn says – reply to this

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first
## says – reply to this

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..lovely…
fuck 1st says – reply to this

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Stop this shit it's stupid!
jeri says – reply to this

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Christina smell like formaldehyde too, she is so fake and injected.
PRIMERA says – reply to this

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PRIMERA?!?!
Perez's Puta says – reply to this

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Puta is First
angelica says – reply to this

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hahaha
Perez's Puta says – reply to this

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Suck It!
Brittle says – reply to this

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she looks thrilled… this is actually sitting on my dinner table
:] says – reply to this

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um.
Twnkie says – reply to this

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More like a lovely shade of splochy.
norve says – reply to this

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perez you just love t make fun of people,

like issiah using the word fag, he didn't intentionally say it to FAG TR but you think if you're the one using curse word is fine.

you even make fun of children, i hope you and your family are really grateful for the blessigns that's coming your way for being HYPOCRITE.
mamA says – reply to this

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FIRST YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!
DSZ says – reply to this

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at least Tony has class. Since no one else will take Christina "i think I am black" Aguilera anymore for a photo shoot, she had to settle for this. On the bright side at least she can get some early retirement tips right away, which the world wont mind
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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First
dave says – reply to this

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thats better then smelling lke aged cheese
carlita74 says – reply to this

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dude, lay off, tony bennett rocks. he's is 80+ and still everyone knows who is.
Charles says – reply to this

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That's Old Spice, baby!
dave says – reply to this

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thats better than smelling like aged cheese
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Down boy!….Now now Perez…you know Tony Bennett is one of the classiest perfomers to ever grace the entertainment world. Young singers today vie to sing with him and he has a new legion of young fans.
Kaz says – reply to this

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She's not exactly pale herself is she???
Jessica says – reply to this

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Christina looks gorgeous as always, and it's great that she gets respect back from the artists who have inspired her.
HOT MYSTERY says – reply to this

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IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT PEREZERS HAS TO SAY THEN DONT EFFING COME HERE - ARE YOU THAT BORED AND LAME THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TALK SMACK TO PEREZ?? YOUR READING THIS SHIT AGAINST YOUR OWN WILL!!!!! GEEEZZ

IDIOTS!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Down boy! Perez you know tony bennett is one of the classiest performers in the entertainment world and he's still popular today and has a legion of young fans. Show some respect.
summer says – reply to this

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Christina looks more orange than him
No name says – reply to this

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She'll be old in a couple of years too.
mel says – reply to this

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Can't you just same something nice about anyone? for christs sake, Tony Bennett is a legend
KarmaPolice says – reply to this

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you are so WRONG perez. not cute, not funny… just plain ugly.

WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG
devtodi says – reply to this

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uh sorry perez but you missed the boat on this one- I love your column and have never found fault but Tony is a sweet guy who has been nothing but kind to everyone he meets and does not deserve the slam- we will all be old some day and I hope to be as graceful as Tony when I am his age, hopefully, I get there.
Harmonica says – reply to this

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AARP—It sounds like something I say when I have gas. Hee
Blair Elefant says – reply to this

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Aw. I met Tony Bennett a couple years back at a show a friend was in. He was very friendly and charismatic but the man has no neck whatsoever. It looked like his shirt collar was slowly devouring him. I'm surprised he isn't completely headless by now.
JP says – reply to this

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Tony's a class act all the way ~ Perez looks like he couldn't reach around that fat weeble body of his to wipe his ass if he tried… talk about STANKIN SCUM. I love it when you embarrass yourself with shit like this … it will always keep you out of the Influential Group.
JET says – reply to this

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If I were Tony Bennett I would have offered Xtina all my money if she would agree to be the Mother of my child. All Tony needs to do is make another couple albums to refurbish his funds.
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Imagine how talented that baby would be with both their genes.
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Makes you wonder ……… I guess we all have to wait to see the baby's picture to see who REALLY is the Father ???
Yancy James Swigger says – reply to this

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Come on PIGEZ…why are you such a HATER. Maybe you need to get laid…well in your case, choke your chicken. Xtina is probably quite proud to stand beside a legend.
jeri says – reply to this

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Perez says a lot of nice things about a lot of people, like today it's cher, anne hathaway, justin timberlake.
The potshots taken are fair and balanced.
travller says – reply to this

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Check out the noses. They look like they are related.
projectpatty says – reply to this

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Everyone QUIT frontin, u all know u laughed, that shit is funny. get your chonies out of ur asses.
AsWickedx3 says – reply to this

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Ugh Perez, he's TAN she is ORANGE!
Oldfart says – reply to this

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Dear Perez, take aim at any of the young bloods who have for the most part barely earned their fame — but my word — Tony Bennet has EARNED, EARNED our respect and admiration. Just stop — it makes you look stupid and uncultured.
Nikko says – reply to this

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I hatE Christina, this is 2007 not 1957
jane frank says – reply to this

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I canNOT wait until you get OLD!!! You are IGNORANT and UNTALENTED and have no respect for the human race in general!!
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Orange? What about your face? Leave Tony alone. He's an old chestnut with a nice tan, that's all. Are you short of news today? Jeesh…you're starting to wear a bit thin.
someone says – reply to this

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Of all the orange hued denizens of hollywood, Tony Bennett is hardly the worst offender. Heck, you don't even notice it standing next to Christina Aguilera.
Paula says – reply to this

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Tony Bennett is Italian, that is not an unusual color for his skin to be. The man is a legend.
ruby2zday says – reply to this

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happy birthday tony, you big spunky oompaloompa!
chicken wing says – reply to this

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tony bennett is a man of class and dignity that perez, nor any of his family members will ever posess.. he is truly old school, and was such a delight to watch perform when i had the chance to see him in person. i also met him and he is one of the nicest "celebs" i have ever encountered. you suck for what you wrote of tony bennett perez. hopefully you will never have the chance to meet this classy fellow.
donna says – reply to this

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she is such a whore!!!! so plastic, especially her tits
tammy says – reply to this

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tony looks hot for 80+ and is still out there making music, art and a difference. rock on, t.
Renee says – reply to this

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Very nice… very well pickled and preserved.

So was King Tut!!
heather says – reply to this

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I'd give my left arm to be on the front of a cereal box with a legend like Tony!
me says – reply to this

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OMG I LOVE MEL GIBSON SOOO MUCH!!!! HE IS THE HOTTEST GUY EVERRR!!!
kristin says – reply to this

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Who the hell did Xtina's makeup - a 5 year old?
jessie says – reply to this

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You're an ass Perez! I hope he puts a hit out on you…he is connected, right? He is a man with more talent in his pinky finger nail than anything you will ever achieve in your life!!
me again says – reply to this

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omg perez i looooveeee u!! dont listen to them homos say w/e u want
rach says – reply to this

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she looks freaked out, like he's grabbing her ass or something.
FlBiker says – reply to this

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I hope Tony knocked the bottom outta that 'ho.
michael says – reply to this

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well enough to pose for photos???
Gwen says – reply to this

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You knock Tony and praise Christina? Figures.
Vivian says – reply to this

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Isn't anyone off limits to you Perez for fucks sake? The guy's a legend, she isn't ( and she's MORE orange than he is) and never will be.
RLA says – reply to this

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I really do not care about Crasttina but Tonny I love him ! Do not make fun of him! CHICO SE MAS RESPETUOSO!
ashley says – reply to this

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i love perez. but that ones a taddddd rude. but other wise GO PEREZ!
Chatsworth Chick says – reply to this

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Perez, could you be any bigger of an a**hole? Tony Bennett is a musical icon and you are a no talent loser! What is your problem?
miss k says – reply to this

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I'm sure Christina was honored to be on the cover of a magazine with Tony, even if it was AARP.
kelly says – reply to this

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PEREZ SAID "Tony Bennett is such a lovely shade of orange!

We’re sure Christina is thrilled to be on the cover of the new issue of AARP magazine. Just thrilled."

PEREZ I don't know what settings your monitor is on but from where i'm sitting Tony is brown and Christina is very much THE ORANGE ONE.
If he is indeed orange it is no doubt from Christina's face, spread to him like some kind of infectious skin disease
marie says – reply to this

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um, legend. thats all that needs to be said.
SamiG says – reply to this

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She looks very uncomfortable - and it looks like her bronzer is smeared into her hair. Weird picture, especially for the cover.
deb says – reply to this

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Christina is the orange one. She needs to try a lighter shade of makeup and not wear so much. Geeze. It's gross!
Dragonish1 says – reply to this

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LMAO She looks so uncomfortable…Is he goosing her? hehehe! Dirty old man.
Kevium says – reply to this

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FIRST MOFO's!
Sir Boo says – reply to this

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The man is a legend. She is an over-rated diva.
bennie nyc says – reply to this

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i usually dig yer site perez but wtf… tony bennett is an iconic vocal stylist who has influenced legions of young singers… i know that's no where near as important as writing "douche" on pictures in microsoft paint (i know you can't handle photoshop) but does the guy need to be picked on just for being older? wait until your ass is old… it will be a sad and frightening sight i'm sure. whew.
john says – reply to this

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fuck you perez. tony bennett is a legend.
JEF SC says – reply to this

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I think Mr. Perez enjoys how well Mr. Bennet's "lovely shade of orange" is contrasted with Christina's platinum locks.
Steve says – reply to this

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You smell like pee.
Leave tony b alone!
Hey... says – reply to this

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Perez,

I am a HUGE fan of yours and I check out your website all the time. However, to poke fun at an American icon is really really low. Mr. Bennett has more talent in his pinky than most of us will ever have. I will forgive you for this, but please be more respectful of someone who should be revered and admired. Besides, what has he done to you??

With all my love,

Butterfly
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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Don't be getting all nasty on Tony! By the way this is the color of skin when seniors are in the sun a lot… I think he's aged like a fine wine or has the aged patina of a fine leather. He's great!
Amy says – reply to this

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WTF you moron? Do you have no respect?

You're nothing more than the excrament out fo Paris' ass, you dumb fuck!
Angela says – reply to this

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Oh Perez! Shame on you! He's a good fella! Sometimes, you would be better off stuffing a cock in your mouth and shutting the fuck up!
Hyde says – reply to this

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Wow, Perez. New low, dude. Tony has inspired a lot of musical artists; probably some of the ones you pimp on your site.
shut up says – reply to this

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Shut UP! Tony Bennett is still hot for a Sr. Citizen and an excellent entertainer. Little miss should consider herself lucky to be seen with him, no matter where it is.
Skratch Kat says – reply to this

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Nothing wrong with Tony. The person you should have trashed for looking orange was Kate Middleton, but then you're such a kiss ass!
Robin Gibson says – reply to this

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hahaha that is so funy! I wonder how she felt about having to be on the cover of an old person's magazine…LAME
Robin says – reply to this

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and I love the site keep it up perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley says – reply to this

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Perez! I love you, but you did not just insult Tony Bennet! Please refrain from doing that again!
oprah says – reply to this

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You fat fuck
D Alexander says – reply to this

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Only a fag like yourself would think Christina A's career is more worthwhile than Tony Bennett's.

But then thats why fags like you prefer boy bands over The Beatles.
JR says – reply to this

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I usually think you are funny, but this really crosses the line. I know you'll never do it, but you should take this down, apologize, and go kiss an old person. I think he looks awesome by the way, if anything she looks a bit orange
ur mom says – reply to this

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u know wat i say if ur not gunna agree wit wat he says y the fuck r u still comin to his website r u fucken stupid hes just gettin more famous cuz alot of people come to it so if ur hatin quit comin
D Alexander says – reply to this

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How do I say this delicately Perez, you have a face for radio.

Your webpage is successful, but when people see how fat and lame (nice hair coloring, youre only about 30's too late for it to be edgy) you are on TV your fame will drop.
*sigh* says – reply to this

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Perez I love you, but sometime you really need to just shut the fuck up. Dude it's Tony Bennett, and you dont have say there.
Suzanne says – reply to this

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I have to agree with JR — this wasn't funny.
Tony Bennett is one of our last true legends. He is also talented, kind, and humble. Are you and of those things?
Jane says – reply to this

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Why be a hater, Perez? You get on your high horse about gay-haters all the time. Why is it OK to be ageist but not okay to be against homosexuality? Ageism is brutal in the gay community. Wouldn't you like to help turn it around? You're influential enough, you could be a big help…but instead you perpetuate the ageism that makes so many gay men utterly miserable and alone.
Suzanne says – reply to this

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Do you remember when Brittany Spears cute and Christina was slutty?
Christina has proven that she is a true talent — even when she looks a bit like a creamcicle.
Audrey says – reply to this

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As Faith Hill would say, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOW YOU SOME CLASS MY FRIEND".
LOSER says – reply to this

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You have a face for radio..lol hahahah that is so true! bahahaha. And a body too. I don't understand how you can make fun of all these beautiful people and then show your ugly face and lard ass of a body around.