How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Christina Aguilera > Super Seniors

Uhmmm….

Tony Bennett is such a lovely shade of orange!

We're sure Christina is thrilled to be on the cover of the new issue of AARP magazine. Just thrilled.

Tony probably smells like formaldehyde!

Posted: Aug 2, 2007 at 7:46 pm / Email this »

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179 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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garyjrp says – reply to this

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why do you have to rag on anyone over 30….you are nothing but a fat UGLY no talented cow… and I am sure lonely boyfriendless queen…and if you have a boyfriend now i am sure its not because of your looks …who you have no problem making fun of everyone whho you think is short in that department.
Katherine says – reply to this

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Fuck you Perez! you suck!!!! Tony is the best singer alive if not the best ever - even Frank Sinatra called him his favorite - so shove it up your hairy nasty ass!
Christina says – reply to this

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Actually, I bet she is thrilled. AARP Magazine is the most circulated magazine in the WORLD going out to 35 million members per issue.
BEA says – reply to this

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perez, I know you like to shock us but you are still human, this was a low even for you. If you talk bad about a legend that everyone has respect for you will not have as many people on your site. Is that what you want? I guess so.
Perez's homegirl says – reply to this

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Oops!!! Christina should cover her head while spray tanning and wipe the makeup off of her hair!!!!
Perez's Stinking Vaheena says – reply to this

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Tony Bennett is pure class!!
kalima says – reply to this

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WHERE IS HIS LEFT HAND???
Christina has that same look on her face that I always have in pictures of me with my dirty uncle Lou…
DEATH TO ALL DIRTY UNCLES!!! DEATH TO ALL DIRTY UNCLES, DADS STEPDADS and "MOMS LATEST BOYFRIENDS"….!!!!
Endeanner says – reply to this

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Tony is pure class.. Perez you are NOT ..
soulemama says – reply to this

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Okay, that is just wrong. Tony Bennett is a true icon and professional. He is not some nasty Britney, Ashlee, or Jessica. Lay off of him.
sheshe says – reply to this

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just remember, even fags get old!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever says – reply to this

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Who ever said this is all Christina could get is crazy. AARP The Magazine has a circulation of 22 MILLION. You can't buy that kind of exposure..
T says – reply to this

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You need to not say a foul or unkind word about Tony Bennett. He is a class act all the way; unlike the whorish fucktards you covet.
whatever says – reply to this

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Who ever said this is all Christina can get is crazy. AARP's magazine has a circulation of 22 MILLION. You can't buy that type of exposure.
MarilynMonroetheThirdEsquire says – reply to this

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you idiots!!

if she was thrilled to be in the presence of an "american legend"it would show on her face… she just looks creeped out.
Xtina's had her fair share of freaky guys but the look on her face say's "get me the fuck outtta here.."

TonyB is a creepy ol' pig. All you idiots on here singing his praises?
Dontcha think(?) that if …."if he weren't into groping(raping) women he would've made it beyond the c-list"

a well known fact…
MM3
john says – reply to this

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Tony'll never be as orange as that skank Aguilera, and she ranks of formaldehyde worse than a dead frog.
aim says – reply to this

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that is so not nice. weren't you ever taught to respect your elders? i find the comment unacceptable, and normally i love you perez…this was my first time ever posting. those of us in locust valley, long island love you. you should come visit. we've got the rich and spoiled here too. along with the lockjaw! xo aim
name withheld says – reply to this

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My uncle was a dirty uncle too. I wish he was dead.
kb says – reply to this

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Tony Bennett is a timeless treasure that has captured the interest of many, many younger Gen X's and Y's. Perez, such unkind comments about his appearance — from someone with pink and/or blue hair no less — are beneath you.
Di says – reply to this

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Tony is one of the greatest singers ever. Not funny or cool to talk smack about him Perez!
jackdope says – reply to this

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Your fat ass will be worm bait long before you would ever manage to live as long as Tony has.
smatty says – reply to this

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Tony is my boy! He is so old (and old school) yet his pipes sound better today than they did 40 years ago!
yo says – reply to this

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Does anyone remember reading/hearing years ago about a woman who said she was Tony's girlfriend and he gave her herpes? Everytime I see him, I don't think of anything else. The man grosses me out.
mammagreenbuds says – reply to this

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Number one…Don't diss Tony Bennett…Number two…At least Christina isn't on the cover of a shitty gossip rag passed out, or her mugshot or with headlines about being a bad mother. PLEASE. I'm sure she's OK after all she's the only one of the "cunt pack" that have a career left and actual talent and not addicted to drugs.
Lynn says – reply to this

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Xtina looks so uncomfortable. Her body language is screaming "too close for comfort!"
Kati says – reply to this

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IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOUR DAMN SKULL? WHAT NO BRAIN?? YOU HAVE NO DAMN RESPECT FOR HIM!! OR ANY ELDER FOR THAT MATTER, I AM SURE. HE IS A LEGEND!! WHO HAS EARNED MUCH RESPECT FROM EVERYONE BUT YOU! LIKE IT MATTERS THOUGH! YOU ARE A PIG! SO GO OINK YOUR WAY BACK TO THE FARM, PIG!!
Jez says – reply to this

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wow, hes more orange then X-tina. Curse of Tanorecxia live on…!
Andy says – reply to this

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Christina and Tony did a duet on SNL awhile back, they are obviously friends and I'm sure she's thrilled to be on the cover with him. Maybe the talent-free Perez Hilton should think twice about petty attacks on icons like Tony Bennett.
perez sucks says – reply to this

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dick.
Kate says – reply to this

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Aw, c'mon, Perez. Tony Bennett is a living legend, and still kicking it as a performer at 80 years old. We should all be so lucky to be so talented, so full of life — and I suppose, orange — at that age!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Can vou say "tanorexic?" Maybe they went to the same salon beforehand to coordinate.
JuliC says – reply to this

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Tony Bennett kicks ass, he's part of The Rat Pack, so make fun if you want. He's amazing. JuliC
Lily says – reply to this

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Leave Tony alone! Shame on you!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Christina always looks so beautiful…I love that she's smiling and not looking as serious as usual. Gorgeous
steffie from the OC says – reply to this

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Perez-
Chill on the comments about Tony-
It looks amazing for his age and has more talent in his pinky than you do in your whole lardy bodness….You should talk about orange!
steffie from the OC says – reply to this

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Perez-
Chill on the comments about Tony-
He looks amazing for his age and has more talent in his pinky than you do in your whole lardy bodness….You should talk about orange!
Snarky Biatch says – reply to this

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He looks better orange than Dina Lohan.
st. louis boogies says – reply to this

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shit…xtina is black, and you know that is not her normal color..she just wears a pound of make-up..that shit isn't good for the baby! lmao
Tina says – reply to this

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Stand Down, Perez!! Don't be talkin smack about Tony. He rocks!
bbbbmer says – reply to this

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…tony's a grammy, oscar, and goldenglobe winning songster….and you're a …..what????? honey, he's outclasses you tenfold — HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!!!!!!
LasVegas says – reply to this

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Christina looks like an oompa loompa too! That orange look is disgusting, why would you purposely try to look like Lindsay Lohan!
butt crack says – reply to this

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I'm sure she is thrilled to be on the cover with Tony. Christina is growing into quite the classy lady.. who would have thought?!?!?! I alwasy got the feeling Britney was the real skank anyway !!!!
lightbulb says – reply to this

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HAHA!

awesome. I actually did "laugh-out-loud"
bella says – reply to this

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hey fat cow…don't go after tony…i'll have to fly to la and kick some hilton butt…and i don't mean paris or nicky.
madmike says – reply to this

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The Icon actually smells like sweet , sweet music - so fuck off fatso.
And I bet she was thrilled to work with him on any level. Who wouldn't be?
well maybe britbrit ……..
fluffy galore says – reply to this

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mate I'd give him one, he could even shit on the sheets….
Gwen says – reply to this

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It's one thing to talk smack about no-talent losers, but don't go talking about Tony Bennett like that.
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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NO HE SMALLS LIKE A MIX BETWEEN MOTH BALLS & OLD SPICE!
Becky says – reply to this

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Christina shouldn't have had her picture taken next to a dead guy.
maom says – reply to this

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Don't knock Bennett, you twat!
celine says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR COMMENTS PEREZ
THAT IS A LEGEND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! DONT INSULT HIM LIKE THAT. HE IS MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU WERE ARE AND EVER WILL BE. SO STOP BEING JEALOUS AND GROW UP YOU ORANGE/BLUE/PINK/PURPLE/GREEN HAIRED FAG! GET A LIFE AND REAL JOB AND STOP WANTING CELEBRITIES AND OTHER PEOPLE TO NOTICE YOU. DROP DEAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT. DROP DEAD!
Duh Boy! says – reply to this

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Ya know, Tony Bennet is Mr. Charm when he's photographed by himself. But next to Christine…well…he looks like a creepy old man. A charming creepy old man. And Christine has the look of a woman that just got goosed.
Nik says – reply to this

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Yikes…..this could ruin her career!
cherylin71 says – reply to this

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Ilove christina.

superstars.vox.com
Dee says – reply to this

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What Tony "smells" of is TALENT…something you'll never have to worry about…you know, something of substance to be remembered by…also something you'kll never have to worry about.
Otis says – reply to this

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It's great to see Tony doing well! He's great at helping other musicians too!! I like the pic of him and Christina although I would have preferred a pic of him and Juanez!! I hope he continues to do duets with other musicians and help them make their way.
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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LOL…YEAH X-TINA LOOKS JUST THRILLED..LOL…LOVE THAT COMMENT PEREZ
Muneera says – reply to this

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Love Christine =)
ms nikki says – reply to this

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perez, you’re a never-will-be disgusting pig publicity whore with the nerve to diss TONY BENNETT??? you’re a bitter, nasty little man who gets uglier every day – one can only assume the white cell count is dropping..
Lilbuddy67 says – reply to this

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Show some respect for the man….
daver58 says – reply to this

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Tony looks better at his age than you do now Perez. And he is STILL talented. What's your claim to fame? Hey, were you the kid picked on all through school? I can see why. Your comments get sadder and sadder and you sound like a high school girl. You give the rest of us fags a bad name!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Awwwww P, be nice. Tony is a great guy and a class act!
Not so young says – reply to this

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Hopefully (for you), you will be an old fart one day…
And then you'll be sorry because there is nothing you can do about it.. you will get old!!!
Jaanie says – reply to this

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Tony Bennet has more talent than the entire sum of everyone you have ever featured on your website. He is a genius, and has something none of the others have — CLASS.
FanFan says – reply to this

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Perez: PLEASE don't pick on good-old Tony. People just don't get any better than he is.
jesus hilton says – reply to this

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Perez, that was uncalled for. Tony Bennett is great!
Lose some weight fatty.
amf says – reply to this

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Ms. Perez… don't mess wit' Tony!
liz says – reply to this

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Hey Perez I luv u, but don't say shit about Tony Bennet he's a legend. Have some respect
Whoa says – reply to this

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Heh heh. Formaldehyde! I knew that'd piss people off. I couldn't wait to check out the comments. Keep up the good work, Perez!
me says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you but leave Tony and Christina alone. I used to live nearby to the guy as a kid and although I rarely saw him, I heard he was a very nice fellow. As for as Christina, she is an amazing talent and was probably thrilled to be photographed beside him for ANY magazine!
Perez is a dickhead says – reply to this

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And you probably smell like day old jizz.
***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY***LILLY says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAAAAAA!!! SHE'S ON THE COVER OF A RETIREMENT MAGAZINE!!! BUT I LIKE TONY SO JUST SHUT UP PEREZ.
ILUVANIMALS says – reply to this

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♥
ILUVANIMALS says – reply to this

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Mysterious Madame X says – reply to this

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What's with Xtina's nose?? She should've had the plastic surgeon work on that instead of her ta-tas!
littleshell says – reply to this

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honestly, i think this is a really cool cover. Who'd have thought? and AARP? Well for one, I know it's the largest circ magazine in the world so exposure here = priceless for Christina… you can't buy that. And hats off to AARP though - from what I hear, they've been doing some cool things lately, including sponsoring the Tribeca Film Festival, they get cool covers (my parents get the mag) and now something unexpected like this? But Perez, seriously, lay off of Tony - the guy is a freaking legend
harryjoseph says – reply to this

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why does she do the bad fake tan? She is so talented and beautiful!
Brooke says – reply to this

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Don't dis Tony! He's awesome. He fought for civil rights, marched in Mississippi, and exuded class throughout his entire life — and still is fabulous. Lova ya, Tony!
tregarbor says – reply to this

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the old smelly man still look's better then your orange-haired oompa loompa ass any day
jamie says – reply to this

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christinas pretty

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