Messy Mum

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Jordan

She gave birth a matter of weeks ago and she's already back to the partying!

Jordan made quite a spectacle of herself outside of London club Movida on Thursday night.

The orange-skinned mother of three was wonderfully "hydrated" and "fed" - so much so that she had some food leftover from dinner on her dress.

Our Katie, always klassy!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: Aug 2, 2007 at 11:20 pm / Email this »

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Chickkie says – reply to this

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This girl is gorgeous, but always looks like shit.
Aimee says – reply to this

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Why is she famous again?
yo says – reply to this

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first
me says – reply to this

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Lisa says – reply to this

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definitely not klassy….ewww
vegaslamb says – reply to this

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I dont mean to be unkind, but are we supposed to care about her? I just can't.
dsfghg says – reply to this

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where's britney?! surely they party together.
Stupid says – reply to this

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HER FACE LOOK LIKE THE MAN ON HOUSE OF WAX
Moo Geed says – reply to this

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she looks like a guy in drag
We Love Perez says – reply to this

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PEREZ WILL YOU MARRY US? WE LOVE YOU! DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS, WE LOVE YOU. MARRY ME!!! XOXOX SARAH

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Lin says – reply to this

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Ewwwwww.
WE LOVE PEREZ ( X 12) says – reply to this

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LA PLASTICA

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~WootsCute~ says – reply to this

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Good grief, She is so ugly. I wouldn't do her even if she had a brown paper bag on her head. Her body is whack
JoMama says – reply to this

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Who is she?
Kane St Kane says – reply to this

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She's like an unconvincing Trannie…. But more of a fashion disaster…. Although I susect she's DINA LOHAN'S SISTER!
Kane St Kane says – reply to this

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She's like an unconvincing Trannie…. But more of a fashion disaster…. Although I suspect she's DINA LOHAN'S SISTER!
dfda says – reply to this

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she's very orange
Lee says – reply to this

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I don't care - I still love her!
haaa says – reply to this

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fuggggggg.
she's just so damn photogenic.
LaLaLaxatives says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!!!
brit shit says – reply to this

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i wonder if she shits big turds or tiny cilindric glazed bars… mmmm… que rico!
vanna says – reply to this

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when a first saw this pick i thought it was alexis arquette.
Delilah says – reply to this

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She does look like a man in drag. lmao!
Megan says – reply to this

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She looks awful.
Melrose says – reply to this

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What a mess!
I'm surprised she didn't get a nose job when she went to get her circus tits put in!
Sromeo says – reply to this

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faux pas's here:
1) Tangerine skin
2) Devestatingly contrasted hairs and eyebrows
3) Not good yellow on the dress
4) Not good pink on the lipstick

yuck yucky yuck yuck
Eloise says – reply to this

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Who is this chick?
Leroy says – reply to this

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I thought that was Alexis Arquette at first.
Brittany says – reply to this

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She gave birth already? What's that thing in her belly then? Bottom left pic.
ew says – reply to this

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oh MY gosh… lay off the peroxide and fake & bake sweetie!! who is she and she looks like a man!! WOW how ugly can someone get
meltz911 says – reply to this

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I thought that was ALEXIS ARQUETTE!!!!
I shit you not.
LOL
dtd says – reply to this

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#32 ME TOO!!! I was like damn Alexis is tan!
perezlover says – reply to this

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is it just me or does this bitch lool like alexis arquette!!! lmfaoo
Chris says – reply to this

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Move over britney looks like we have a new mother of the year!!!!!!!!!! that is until of course nicole give birth.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Come on Perez, your kidding us right?
Thats ALEXIS ARQUETTE!
Emilee says – reply to this

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O kay, Someone please tell me why this ugly bitch is famous.

She looks orange and her dress is FUGLY!!!

Oh and get a napkin and clean the food off your clothes, you lazy little slut bag.
TT says – reply to this

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Who is she???????????????
vegaslamb says – reply to this

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well you know what they say, a beautiful girl in London is only pretty in New York
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Good one though!!
He/She and Jordan could be twins!
kd says – reply to this

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i just gotta say . . .

THANK GOD I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS HAG IS!

I can pretty much assume she's not really a famous person since Perez has that horrible problem of thinking he can influence who or what the public thinks is cool . . .

c'mon perez! give us more credit than than!
skankay says – reply to this

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Pooor Katie/Jordan, she looks like a barbie I had when I was younger……after I threw her in an ant pile and lit firecrackers on her! She needs to go Bye Bye!
kd says – reply to this

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that!
Miss Swan says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKA LIKE A MAN!
BiggaB says – reply to this

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Yuck….. I swear i just saw her next to some apples in my fridge. Oh wait that was an orange. And wtf, is she wearing a banana?
meltz911 says – reply to this

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ITS ALEXIS ARQUETTE
Tranny brother of David, Courtney ect…..
Sir Boo says – reply to this

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Looks like Alexis Arquette.
Lauren says – reply to this

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Thats not cute, thats not cute at all :S
Turbo Bunee says – reply to this

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Now, that is a SLAG!!
laughingmyassoff says – reply to this

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Alexis Arquette…….BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Noelle says – reply to this

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I am sure that is her natural skin color (rolls eyes), the bitch probably looks like casper in real life.
vanny says – reply to this

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where is her wedding ring?!
jazzhandz says – reply to this

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LUV HER!!

Maniston Sucks Ass!
Nick Lachey In Drag says – reply to this

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The girl is gorgeous??? she looks like nick lachey in fucking drag bitch is fucking ugly!!!!
erin says – reply to this

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she should do her makeup like Jordan. Jordans hot and Peter is a fag. Henry's alright though!
justme says – reply to this

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I can tell by her tummy…BTW, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GIRL????????
Rodney says – reply to this

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She looks like an orange piece of shit.
michele says – reply to this

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I'm just amazed that a celeb that just had a baby still has a pooch! Most of them always have no signs of pregnany the day after they give birth!
WOMP says – reply to this

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OMG I wonder what the peeps who post on here look like. hating and being so cruel!! Seriously Jordans pretty and these are bad snaps. Oh thats right u must have some teens who get picked on all day commenting on here. cuz ya know all these little dissers have modeling contracts etc etc. LOL suckas haters losers!!!
Rosey in Orygun says – reply to this

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what the hell. she looks like crap. shes like the euro britney spears. stay home with your baby you dumbass, and wear something other than a halloween costume…and the food, gross! I'll bet her hubby is proud of her trampy ass
meltz91 says – reply to this

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WOMP

IT S ALEXIS ARQUETTE

JOKES ON YOU
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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WHO IS THIS SKANK?LOL
katie says – reply to this

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i think its jus a bad picture and maybe she didnt look her best that night. But i love her she is usually very pretty… and everyone has those days when u jus dont look your best for whatever reason.
WOMP says – reply to this

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#61 Not really sure why ur saying thAT baby… its def JORDAN so get over it theres no joke on me babes………..p.s. ur a fucking cornball!! SO glad u felt u needed to respond to my comment bwaaa haaahhaaaa!!!!!!!!
st. louis boogie says – reply to this

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she need to be at home with that baby! She is a mess~ this yellow dress does nothing for her! She is a hot. bubbly. steamy mess! Her skin is fucked up to!
st. louis boogies says – reply to this

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she looks like she suck peters member all day! I bet you she can swallow his balls too! yeaaa one for the slut!
JENNA says – reply to this

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YO MELTZ GO STICK ALEXIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH SINCE UR SOOOO OBSESSED WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dee dee says – reply to this

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Britney #2…

Oh and to #63… this is how she looks (icky poo)… you see, celebrities have the luxery of having all their photos airbrushed before they go public… every now and then one sneaks through to the public eye untouched… and we get to see howcommon & fugly they really are… just like the rest of us common folk.
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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I'm not surprised…. i always knew that oompa loompas had to come from somewhere…..
that_girl says – reply to this

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Jordan, please stop making yourself look a different race. It doesn't work with your pretty blonde hair.
dina says – reply to this

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she is sooo fugggggggggggg and fake fug fug fug
Linda says – reply to this

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At first I —– Thought it was Alexis Arquette !!!!!!!!!
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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to #70 you call that pretty blonde hair….. you can see her roots and the ends are fried….. get yourself some glasses
andy says – reply to this

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who is she??

I always see her on her but have no clue why.
Jesse says – reply to this

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omg I thought that was Alexis Arquette!
Candy Barr says – reply to this

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Still trying to figure out why anyone cares about that nasty chick. Her belly looks as if it still needs some work after popping out that last kid.
jennzz says – reply to this

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Jordan is just a nickname her real first name is Katie and she and her husband Peter have a realality show on E channel,, they have two children together and Katie/Jordan has a child from a previous relationship with special needs,,, Katie/Jordan is famous in England,, she is a model,, highly photographed model,, and her husband Peter is a singer in England,, seems they are very famous and rich on the other side of the pond,, I find their lil reality show cute and she is pretty,, espcially in her photos as s he models,, she is known for being over the top and a bit tacky with a lot of over the top glam,, but really she is pretty and famous ,, but that is over on the other side of pond,,,
these are bad pix of her,,
I like her though,, she seems like a nice mom and down to earth,, however I've never heard anything bad about her character..
Angie says – reply to this

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Who the heck is this chick? Hello shouldn't you be at home with your baby!!
Erica says – reply to this

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I cant stand her and andre
girly girl says – reply to this

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what trash goes to show even celebs with money cant dress or act. she needs to do some major situps i hope that bitch cant lose the weight. that would be real funny. England should be ashamed. please god keep your asses over there. we already gotta deal with David and his whore of a wife over here. we certainly dont need you white trash ass over here too. geez.
Tine says – reply to this

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HASENT ANYONE HEARED OF TIDE-TO-GO?
OR DO THEY WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HOT MESS.
Nicolette says – reply to this

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It strikes me as hilarious that this jerk had the nerve to say other, bigger stars were all make-up and were nothing without it because she is the last person who should talk. Her face is OK at best, and that is with FULL make-up CAKED on. Her features are nothing special, and since she has said that I always try to picture her fresh faced. It's nothing exciting. She's about as hot as her husband, boyfriend, pimp, whatever the hell he is. Oh, yea, and Perezhilton.com is the only reason I knew these two losers existed to begin with.
julia says – reply to this

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for the love of god, WHO THE HELL IS JORDAN?!!!
buckwild says – reply to this

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separated at birth: Jordan and Alexis Arquette
ASS CHAPS says – reply to this

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SHE THINKS SHE SO HOT BUT SHE'S REALLY NOT! HER AND HER LOSER BOYFRIEND SUCK BIG DICK. THIS STUPID BITCH GOT FAMOUS, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM THAT FROM WHAT, FAKE BOOBS AND A FAKE FACE. PLEASE, HER HUSBAND MARRIED HER FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE WHORE. THIS GUY IS JUST AS SHALLOW AS HER AND I GUESS THEY ARE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER. I FEEL BAD FOR THE KIDS.
Bfriend says – reply to this

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OMG I that that was the arquet girlboy
sharde says – reply to this

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i think orange oprah has made a new friend! introducing: 'oragne ho'. she just had a baby huh? her and britney would get along great i bet sean and jayden are watching her new born!
umm.. says – reply to this

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Is just me….or does she TOTALLY look like Alexis Arquette in these pics….only the drunken stoned Alexis….creepy!! she totally should NOT have her kids!!
Emelie says – reply to this

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Stop writing about Jordan and Pete already… they're not celebs or anyone worth writing and talking about. They've been bugging Europe ever since they started to go out.. (several years ago) and now its apparently US's turn… stop it while you can! They're just discousing and sad to see.
tranny? says – reply to this

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holy crap! I was seriously just so convinced that this was David Arquette's tranny brother, and was thinking he was doing a pretty horrible job of looking anything like a female! why does jordan look like a man?!
you and me says – reply to this

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If someone touched her boobs with a pin do you think they'd burst?
gnb says – reply to this

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That's gross!
clint says – reply to this

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Fuck AMERICANS says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU AT LEAST SHES SKINNY DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT 70 PER CENT OF AMERICANS ARE OBESE? YEAH THATS YOU, YOU WHINY ANNOYING DONUT SHOVELLING FAT BASTARDS YOUR ONLY NASTY COZ IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER THAT YOUR MINGING SKANKY DOGS DO YOURSELFS A FAVOUR AND JUST KILLYOURSELFS OH YEAH YOUR FAT!
Nika says – reply to this

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She could be good looking but instead she leaves the house looking like a tranny monster.
funky munky says – reply to this

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Why oh why oh why oh why do you insist on giving here column inches on your site. Your readers don't even know who she is!!!!!!!! Readers, she is a topless model famous for once having the biggest fake tits in Britian. She is an astute business woman but sells every detail of the life to the downmarket celeb mags. If she was offered enough money she would so a photo shoot with her shit to share the details with "her Public". She's just had here third baby and I swear to God the placenta is probably got it's own chat show somewhere. She has given the poor kid some unspellable ridiculous name of course. She has a nice but totally dim Australian/Greek husband and he seems to be her lapdog. So now you know America. Oh yea, her and Smiley Stick Insect Beckham have a long standing feud and cannot stand each other.
Diva Bean says – reply to this

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#41 "kd", you should feel like an idiot right about now. Kate Price is huge in England where she is from and is actually quite well known and a very rich model and is one of half of one of the most well known couples in england. Maybe you should check up on your shit before you blab away sounding like a tool.

Oh yeah and #95 "Fuck Americans"- We may have a high obesity rate, but it will cost us way less money to lose weight than it will for you to pin back your prince charles ears and fix your teeth looking like something from The Witches. Your most beautiful woman looks about as pretty as our most mediocre one, British woman are absolutely hideous! I absolutely love Footballers Wives, but look at all of them, all ugly slags!

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of British people I love; My boyfriend, Graham Norton, JUde Law, and I do think that Katie and Peter are adorable together. But, sticks and stones mate.
amy says – reply to this

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Although i do find her quite repulsive i must stick up for her mothering skills. She has 3 children, the eldest is quite severely disabled and she cares for him amazingly well. Everyone is allowed a night out in a while, how would any of you guys fare looking after a disabled child, or any child for that matter! You need to get away every now and again or else you'd go insane! I have never heard one nasty thing about her personality or her mothering and with the British tabloids that speaks volume x
alena says – reply to this

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she is advertising the dangers of spray tanning while asleep……….
WTF???
Orange is so not hot
LOL
:)
bob says – reply to this

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Wow for a second there i thought i was looking at Alexis Arquette….scary

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