Messy Mum

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Jordan

She gave birth a matter of weeks ago and she's already back to the partying!

Jordan made quite a spectacle of herself outside of London club Movida on Thursday night.

The orange-skinned mother of three was wonderfully "hydrated" and "fed" - so much so that she had some food leftover from dinner on her dress.

Our Katie, always klassy!

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: Aug 2, 2007 at 11:20 pm / Email this »

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Kitty Lush (www.myspace.com/thebitchofmyspace) says – reply to this

101

ACTUALLY IF U LOOK CAREFULLY THAT SPLOGE IS THE SAME COLOUR AS HER LIPSTICK!

And i doubt she was drun as she dosnt drink much any more because pete dosnt like it!!!!

SHE LOOKS AMMAZZINGGGGGGGGGG
98 is a cunt says – reply to this

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*98 first of all americas teeth are rotting away coz of all the sweets and shit they eat second of all please look up tom cruise before he got veeners and see that americans have shit teeth but they insist on hiding them under veeners or "grills" oh And the hot girls thing? well lets see you've got britney yeh i see what you mean shes stunning not a total fuck up at all Lindsay loho looks like a tranny as does her mother omg the only attractive american woman i can think of is jessica alba! if you have any more examples of pretty american woman please let me know, now get off your arse and eat a doughnut you fat cunt.
98# is a dick says – reply to this

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98* first of all love americas teeth are rotting away coz of all the shit and sugar they eat second of all look up tom cruise before he got veneers sweetheart americas have crappy teeth they just hid them under veeners or "grills" who are all these beautiful women you are talking about britney spears oh yeh shes stunning not a total fuck up at all lindsay loho looks like a man as does her mother and even with all that shit on her face paris is still a wonky eyed big nosed coke sniffing freak. my god the only attractive american women i can think of is jessica alba! so do please enlighten me who are all these beautiful american women? so get off your arse and get another doughnut you fat cunt! cheerio.
Donald says – reply to this

104

were Jordan and Alexis Arquette seperated at birth?
chutio6 says – reply to this

105

she looks like the arquette Tranny sister
bv38 says – reply to this

106

Wow, she looks like she just ate 150 kg of mustard !
ROCKLANDUSA.COM says – reply to this

107

She also doesn't have her wedding ring on - check the photos
chutio6 says – reply to this

108

Stereotypes have some truth to them. I am an American and never wore "grills" or had veeners. I am not overweight and am pleasant to look at. But when it comes to Brits and many other European countries, and I have visited many of these countries, the people do have FUCKED-UP teeth!
PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this

109

She is a slut pig! When exactly did we start turning all these dumb ugly sluts into celebrities? Did Joe Francis start this all with "Girl's Gone Wild"?
All she did was bang every guy possible in England's Football Premier League (soccer for us American's) trying to latch on to a rich guy and famous guy to make herself famous.
She's got a horrible complexion, fake tits, awful low class cockney accent, and bad dye job on her hair.
Aside from her abortions, bastard child, and latching onto Peter Andre-what the fuck has she done????
Jennifer says – reply to this

110

Make the belly a bit bigger and this is how she looked most of the time she was pregnant with Harvey, which is why he's got so much wrong with him. She can deny it all she likes but the pictures are out there to prove it. I thought she had learned her lesson and grown up but it looks like I was wrong. Another candidate for child services I'm afraid to say.
penelope says – reply to this

111

What is this broad doing to her skin? It is actually orange, I dont think Ive ever seen anyone ever look like this before, you know if she were to leave herself alone, and stop over doing herself, she could be attractive. And by the way, who is she?
YUCK says – reply to this

112

What an ugly woman! I guess a fake blond weave and basketball boobs makes people think you're hot
Lady Asstor says – reply to this

113

she's a paper bagger for sure
Beckto says – reply to this

114

Can you say "Oompa Loompa?"
april says – reply to this

115

I LOVE this girl! She is so cute, funny, and unique. There is no jealousy here, I know she is beautiful, and her personality is so adorable. ADORABLE!
oasisDuke says – reply to this

116

…i'm not kidding…
i thought this was Alexis Arquette when i first looked at the photos.
…and i'm a HUGE fan of Katie…when she doesn't look like a hot mess…
kp says – reply to this

117

Wow. The first thing that came to my mind was "Alexis Arquette is looking pretty worn."
lajezu says – reply to this

118

I thought that was Alexis Arquette for a moment.
amee says – reply to this

119

she is so gross to me. she just looks kinda nasty…
Trey says – reply to this

120

I thought that was Alexis Arquette. Holy shit.
wumpkins says – reply to this

121

ugly inside and out
uggabugga says – reply to this

122

The Bitch is ORANGE! The yellow dress clashes with her skin tone.
Alicia says – reply to this

123

uuummmmm and who is she by the way? Dont know who this chick is some details pls……….!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

124

GAWD! If she wasn't popping them out, I'd swear she was a tranny.
HeatRock says – reply to this

125

OMG! She looks like Alexis Arquette. He???
Just_Cruel says – reply to this

126

Who the hell is this Biatch? I thought it was COCO at first glance, but then I realized CoCo is much prettier than this unnaturally colored chick.

BTW, whoever this chick is, go home and lose baby tummy before strutting out to the clubs. All you need to go with that tummy are mom jeans. EUW. TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN YOU FREAK!!!
rcmv says – reply to this

127

who is she??? she looks like a guy in drag…
max hardcore says – reply to this

128

Perez you should do a "separated at birth" with her and Alexis Arquette they totally look alike.
Hey #95!! says – reply to this

129

British women are naturally ugly and pasty white, because the weather in GB is so horrible. Also they typically have horrible teeth!
I have seen quite a few British PORKERS…considering what trash you eat over there, it's no wonder!
smorf says – reply to this

130

Who is this person???
Mishe says – reply to this

131

Who is she, besides a complete disaster???
I heart perezzers says – reply to this

132

Who is this tranny??? Separated at birth with- ALEXIS ARQUETTE!!!
muah says – reply to this

133

EWW, she is busted.
agirlcalledkill says – reply to this

134

who the hell is this nasty slutty scummy piece of plastic? yuk!
EVL says – reply to this

135

She / it looks like a tranny!
Baron says – reply to this

136

My God!!! She look s like Alexis Arquette in these pictures. You might want to tone it down if you can be compared to a drag queen. Come on Jordan you are a mother now. Im not saying stop having fun, but tone it down for your childs sake. Unless you are going to be selfish and make your HOT husband or some nanny take care of your baby while you are out clubbing and getting wasted.
jULIE says – reply to this

137

IT'S ALEXIS ARQUETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon says – reply to this

138

Why the hell is this woman the color of a tangerine!!!
Rome says – reply to this

139

WHO!? She looks inflatable.
lisa conroy says – reply to this

140

She looks NASTY why is she so orange you think that she would notice something like that
kar says – reply to this

141

don't know who she is, but at first i thought it was the male/female Arquett.
ClstGspRdr says – reply to this

142

Look! It's a drunk lemon with orange appendages… and a mouth built for blowing!!
GRRRR says – reply to this

143

ALEXIS ARQUETTE!!!!! HAHAHAHA OMG TWINS!!!!!
Soulbutter says – reply to this

144

OMGWTFBBQ
chuck says – reply to this

145

ALEXIS ARQUETTE!?!?!?!?!?

www.wheresandieganseat.com
NOrmal says – reply to this

146

That is one manly looking chick. It's a good thing she got prego to throw people off.
deej says – reply to this

147

First of all, I am not sure why she is famous or on blogs. Secondly, her last picture is gross. Her face is as yellow as her damn dress! EWW!
Betty says – reply to this

148

wow i thought that was alexis arquette! separated a birth?
Thomas says – reply to this

149

Is that Alexis Arquette?
Whoa says – reply to this

150

Yeah, she's got big tits but there's nothing else attractive about her. I never could figure out what the big deal about her was. I guess it's the tits. But there are attractive women out there with big tits so why does this thing get the limelight?
Mimilicious says – reply to this

151

OMG this girl needs some help!!! who is she anywayz?!?!
youarejinxed says – reply to this

152

She is a hideously fugly cooze
Anna B. says – reply to this

153

she looks so much like a drag, esp the last two pics!
NO SHIT, 95!! says – reply to this

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It never ceases to amaze me how many fat asses there are in the United States!! Among us are some of the most self-indulgent, self-centered, gluttonous hogs in the world. Collectively, I'd bet that we outweigh the rest of the world put together. I love my country- it's a great place to live, but I could definitely live without some of the people! They're embarrassing!

5'6" and 125 pounds, by the way- I get my ass off the couch and exercise!!
malcriada says – reply to this

155

Oh my gosh its Alexis Arquette!
Kat says – reply to this

156

Who ever talks bad about her is only jealouse. She is famouse for being a model and marrying a famouse singer in England. Jordan is sooo pretty. I want her thighs. She is a lowe rent version of Posh Spice and the European version of Pam Anderson. She likes black men her son Harvey is from a black soccer player. Harvey is blind sooo sad! see you in chi town perez
ViOLeT says – reply to this

157

ewwww. She still has her baby bump!
Alli says – reply to this

158

I still don't know who this skank is.
Andrea says – reply to this

159

Where's her husband? Is he the one watching the kids?????
koko says – reply to this

160

Eww. She needs to put the sunless tanner away! Where is Peter–apparently the only close to normal thing in her life?
Megg says – reply to this

161

who the hell is this woman? seriously, I havent a clue!
Pam In Evansville says – reply to this

162

Who in the hell IS this chick??????????????????
Blah says – reply to this

163

oh my god, i like jordan and think she's so pretty, but she looks so ugly now!!!!
meltz911 says – reply to this

164

WOMP and Jenna love the trannies!!!!!!
Gwen says – reply to this

165

Who exactly is this?
Suzanne says – reply to this

166

SHE IS THE ORANGEST PERSON THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!
130 eats knob cheese says – reply to this

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hey ~130 im bored of you so please crawl away and die english born white ohh thats a bit racist isnt it still waiting for the list of hot american chics ha ha well i live in london and dont see many porkers there sweetheart so i dunno where in england ur going! oh and by the way naomi campbell and kate moss mischa barton all born in britain so once again fuck you porky
Amanda says – reply to this

168

Sorry, but i thought this was Alexis Arquette for a minute! hahhaa
Matt says – reply to this

169

Her and alexis arquette were sperated at birth! Work it guyrls!
billiam says – reply to this

170

separated at birth…

this chick & alexis arquette
kylie says – reply to this

171

Now Perez, I love you but don't go dissing the one and only our Katie!! Yes, she looks shit here but i know you have a soft spot for her. I do! Read her novels… "priceless"! She really hot when she doesn't try…Wish she'd realise.
Ally says – reply to this

172

That's Alexis Arquette!!!!!!
memememe says – reply to this

173

i really really, honestly thought it was alexis arquette until i read the caption…
lovebrad says – reply to this

174

She looked like she just went to a tanning salon and asked for a HAWAIIAN SUNSET!!!
princess says – reply to this

175

those pictures are from 2003..
kerry says – reply to this

176

hey!,orange face,go back home to your baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody wants to see you!!!!!!
kerry says – reply to this

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hey,orange face,go back home to your baby!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody wants to see your ugly face!!!!!!!!!!!!
harryjoseph says – reply to this

178

I just don't get it. Why should we care? plus she talked shit on Posh and that is just not allowed. Posh is the only super fab cleb girl!
bambi says – reply to this

179

she really looks like shit.
KEELY says – reply to this

180

she clearly is overrated
Like It Is says – reply to this

181

I love Katie aka Jordan. I just think she might have gone a little crazy simpsonizing herself. lol
KAYLEY says – reply to this

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Lay off Katie Price.
Most of the USA dont know who she is, but she's hot in the UK.
She is the most successful glamour model in Britain.

Okay, so these pictures arent the most flattering,
Shes young though, and obviously likes to party a bit, Who doesnt?!
but with out so much make-up, and fake tan on, she is really pretty.
i hated her, till i read her autobiography,
and it made me look at her in a whole new light,
with what shes been through.
I'd call her an inspiration, i guess.

She gave birth, weeks ago, which is why her belly is still round and visible!
It doesnt go staight away, Ya Know!!
Duh.
=]
ashley bignell says – reply to this

183

leave jorden alone, shees lovley, she aint the person she protrats
lismky says – reply to this

184

this should go to the do not click here if your easily offended category

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