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Quote Of The Day

Filed under: Quote of the Day > Dita Von Teese

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"I’m absolutely thrilled to have [Perez Hilton] on my good side … I don’t know what I did to get there, and believe me, I make an effort not to do anything stupid in public for fear of the wrath of Perez! It’s not that hard, actually. Just have some decent manners! Don’t drink and drive or act like an ass in public. I guess this is harder for some than others."

- Miz Dita Von Teese tells the New York Resident

140 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

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  1. deena says – reply to this


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    Perez… you have her whipped :)

  2. Camizebra says – reply to this


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    She's 'thrilled'. Perez f–king Hilton, you have FINALLY arrived. We love Dita. She's a class act and effing hot.

  3. Brooke says – reply to this


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    She's classy- a LADY in hollywood, who woulda thought?!

  4. Brooke says – reply to this


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    Awesome.

  5. CHar says – reply to this


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    #58 YAY! LOL

  6. Pepper says – reply to this


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    i dont find her pretty

  7. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Love her!

  8. jordyn says – reply to this


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    yay.

  9. jose smith says – reply to this


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    first

  10. donna says – reply to this


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    she is disgusting!!

  11. lauren says – reply to this


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    meow

  12. Clarissa says – reply to this


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    She's s classy. I love Dita!

  13. TexanBoy22 says – reply to this


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    Way to go! Dita…she is a goddess…we need more classy ladies like this in showbiz! Your scorching Ms. Dita!

  14. Emily says – reply to this


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    she's not pretty, but the way she dresses and does her make up makes her hot.

  15. lauren says – reply to this


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    meow!!!

  16. ash says – reply to this


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    seriously. not kidding. why are we supposed to give 2 shits about this bitch? who the fuck cares?!?!?

  17. xPopPunkPrincess says – reply to this


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    She is FANTASIC!!! :D
    LoL….Its funny how the Striper is a better role modle then half the "serious" actresses & stuff LoL :P

  18. MeRyEli says – reply to this


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    FirST oF all PeoplE who arent on Perez's GOOD siDe is probablY becauSe thEiR No ClaSS DOUcHBaGS thaT daTe wHOREs who DOnt weAR unDerwEaR….. aND theY thINK that the WORLD oweS theM ….WE'LL PEREZ is that slap in the face "WAKE up HONEY, theRES dying people out there and yoU'RE crying over the NeW Channel BaG you DIDNT GET".

  19. Natalie says – reply to this


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    love her! and so glad you do too.

  20. yo says – reply to this


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    Why does she look cross-eyed?

  21. Bebe says – reply to this


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    She is FLAWLESS.

  22. jcap says – reply to this


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    perez…you are such a sell out.

  23. aodd says – reply to this


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    shes kookyyy

  24. Kellayyyy says – reply to this


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    hahahaha that is awesome, she is great and Perez you rock!!

  25. liza says – reply to this


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    I LOVE Dita!!! She is amazing!

  26. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Ugh, she is so gorgeous!! No wonder she's so much more respected and succesful than other starlets- she's honest about who she is and doesn't go around driving drunk or using coke in club bathroom stalls.

  27. dina says – reply to this


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    SHE IS CLASSY!!!!!! CLASSY???????????/U PPL R WIERD SHE IS A FUCKIN STRIPER THAT SITS IN A HUG MARTINI GLASS WHATS CLASSY ABOUT THAT SHE IS A FUCKIN SLUT

  28. jessie says – reply to this


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    very classy lady. I love her!

  29. amber says – reply to this


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    brilliant! dita is one of the few young women in hollywood with….um….common sense. take notice britney, nicole, lindsay, et. al.

  30. cd says – reply to this


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    Doesn't she mean that she is glad to be on Perez's good side? Dumb.
    Her act is really annoying. She's a far less attractive version of Betty Page. What if she actually just acted like herself. God I wish this bitch would go away.

  31. Terese says – reply to this


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    SHe could so turn me in to a lesbo. Manson molester misses her.. we all know it.

  32. ae says – reply to this


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    shouldn't she be thrilled to be on HIS good side, not to have him on hers??

  33. Melissa says – reply to this


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    Haha, I LOVE Dita! ASK HER TO COME ON YOUR SHOW PEREZ!!!!!!!

  34. eh.lisa says – reply to this


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    I love Dita!!!! She is demure and an exhibitionist, which means she is PERFECT! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

  35. Melissa says – reply to this


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    TO # 33, If you're going to insult someone, at least you a fucking spell check, dumbass

  36. COCO says – reply to this


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    ha ha ha ha…Dita Von Teese it's totally wrong, well not totally….Perecito you are very bipolar, you kind of rock because a lot of people that deserve to be ridicule, you help them be. But others, it's just personal.

    For example, you hate Jennifer Aniston, you have said terrible things about her and she has decent manners, don't drink and drive, and don't an ass of herself like Angelina does. But you trasher anyway!!!

    The day you change your ways towards her you will be my most love HERO!

    I love your "evil" Chavez, that sucker is the worst.-

    Te queiro cubanito.-Duro con esos comunistas de mierda!

  37. Gwen says – reply to this


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    No, it's not hard for her because she doesn't do ANYTHING. She's a dancer who became famous because she shacked up with Marilyn Manson for awhile. Classy lady in Hollywood — bitches, plz.

  38. Laury says – reply to this


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    It's good to know that some celebs actually appreciate your work and understand what you're about. Dita is truly a class act.

  39. Nashville Thrilla says – reply to this


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    She's not all that

  40. nacho verde says – reply to this


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    haha i love that she said that

  41. Cassandra says – reply to this


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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Dita!!!! Thank you Perezzy for being nice to her. :-*

  42. livingdoll says – reply to this


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    yay dita (^_*)
    its always nice if perez likes you

  43. eh.lisa says – reply to this


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    Um, she was known before she married MM. The woman can hold her own.

  44. Roxanne says – reply to this


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    I admire Dita. She's a flawless and timeless beauty. Love her!

  45. michelleK says – reply to this


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    Good manners…classy? She's takes her clothes off for money! You can call it what ever you want, but that's a fact.
    I don't begrudge her her work, but let's not keep calling her a Lady.

  46. dsfsf says – reply to this


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    So what if she does some artistic, sexy nudity? She is classy. So was Marilyn Monroe and she posed for Playboy.

  47. Laura says – reply to this


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    You people are idiots, she isn't a stripper (by the way, this word has 2 p's in it) she is a burlesque dancer. Wikipedia it, google it, whatever. Just don't be a dumbass.

  48. daphne says – reply to this


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    #48 - Laura says:

    You people are idiots, she isn’t a stripper (by the way, this word has 2 p’s in it) she is a burlesque dancer. Wikipedia it, google it, whatever. Just don’t be a dumbass.

    —————-

    she may not be a stripper but she strips on her shows.

  49. canadian mom says – reply to this


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    Way to go Perez! Dita is one of the most fascinating individuals in pop culture today!

  50. Hoo-doggie! says – reply to this


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    That is one ugly-faced stripper.

  51. Jen-A says – reply to this


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    LOVE HER!! Wish everyone would learn a little about class from her. Her hair, makeup and clothing (when on) are always impeccable! She never would have to say a word and I would still be fascinated by her. She makes me wanna be gay.

  52. Doreen says – reply to this


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    Touche !!!

  53. THE Bitch says – reply to this


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    Manners = Drink and Driving???? Yes even porn stars should have manners. Hmmm I thought she would be way more profound for some reason.

  54. ilona rose says – reply to this


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    She really is a beauty…And she really is classy…I still don't get what the hell was she doing with that creature Marilyn Manson? That union was more bizarre than Manson with that teenage girl…I love seeing pics of her on here Perez…Keep it up…Nice to see a 'real' woman on here now and then…Thanks…
    xox, ilona rose

  55. Perez's Stinking Vaheena says – reply to this


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    I can not stand her "LOOK" but I like her sense.

  56. Jorge Florez says – reply to this


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    Is she farting on this picture?

  57. justme says – reply to this


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    Epitomy of OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD CLASS! that's why! LOVE HER!!!!!!!!

  58. justme says – reply to this


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    Perez if you ever went straight—MARRY HER!!!

  59. 50s_wannabe says – reply to this


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    she is the perfect pin-up girl… not many can pull this look off successfully - kudos to Dita!

  60. SHE EVEN STRIPS WITH CLASS! YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE A PRETTY FACE TO BE SEXY! says – reply to this


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    EVEN PICS OF HER JUST OUT SHOPPING, SHE'S CLASSY! SHE'S NOT DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IN HOLLYWOOD ISN'T DOING, SHE'S JUST USING IT TO HER ADVANTAGE, WITHOUT DRINKING AND DRIVING OR NEGLECTING HER KIDS…YOU WISH YOU WERE HER!!!!

  61. Sarai says – reply to this


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    ohh i love you Dita!

  62. Ace Tomato says – reply to this


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    Love her.

    I'm completely amused by people who don't know the difference between a stripper and Dita.

    I suspect they are the same people who buy knock off LV handbags, etc. or stick phony Mercedes Benz hood ornaments on their old used cars. They have zero concept of quality, and less than zero grasp of art.

  63. Mae says – reply to this


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    I love Dita, she is old style class. She has worked hard to invent and create a distinct image and career- I admire her

  64. high says – reply to this


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    You're so hot and classy. I love DIta!

  65. Jesus "da ho" Christ says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DITAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. she says – reply to this


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    Fabulous! Perez, will you be on my side too. ;)

  67. erin says – reply to this


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    I want to be her.

  68. Tex says – reply to this


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    Classic beauty!!

  69. Marcel says – reply to this


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    Makes you feel like having a big dick, doesn't it Mario?

  70. violet says – reply to this


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    she a smart lady, P.

    she a smart ladehhhhhhh & I la la la la luv herrrr meeeeeowwwwwwww!!1!!1

  71. Nicolette says – reply to this


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    Common Sense!!!!! Finally! This girl has it ALL!

  72. Taira says – reply to this


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    LOL yes, don't act like an ass in public. It's amazing how hard that is for some people. Although one could argue that it's a bit of problem that she dated an ass in public…but hey, we all make mistakes.

  73. Lulu says – reply to this


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    Dita is a Godess … congrats Perez!!

  74. Victoria NYC says – reply to this


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    FUCK ANNE HATHOWAY ( OR WHAT EVER HER NAME IS) MISS DITA VON TEESE PUTS A HOT ASS IN CLASS! I LOVE HER IN EVERY WAY! NOT ONLY DOES SHE GIVE US STYLE!…SHE GIVES US LIFESTYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FOREVER YOUR FAN, VICTORIA IN NYC!!!

    P.S. I WISH YOU COULD OF STYLED BRITTNEY FOR HER NEW VIDEO!
    POOR THING SOME GIRLS JUST DONT GET IT LIKE YOU DO!

  75. Haterette says – reply to this


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    Dita has class. She always has.

    Burlesque vs. pole dancers with plastic attachments?

    Someone who has style and knows how to dress vs. starlets who don't know how to get out of a car without flashing their goods?

    Simple advice: "Just have some decent manners! Don’t drink and drive or act like an ass in public."

    There is absolutely no comparison.

  76. Skinny Drunk Driving Celebrity Extroardinare says – reply to this


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    Well, it helps if Perez Hilton is the ONLY one that knows who you are, and oh yeah…fat, he really identifies with us fat girls.

  77. you and me says – reply to this


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    Class? This woman takes off her clothes for a living and paints her body white and gets implants. You all need a refresher course in "class" and manners then.

    She's an average looking goth woman who's nearing 40 who takes off her clothes for money. What's so great about that?

  78. sarah says – reply to this


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    Totally agree!

  79. Hemi says – reply to this


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    'Don’t drink and drive or act like an ass in public. I guess this is harder for some than others' That doesn't explain why Perez is so far up Paris' ass. She drinks and drives and behaves like an ass in public and private.

  80. Sarah says – reply to this


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    She was in front of me in the customs line at LAX in May (we were both coming from Australia). She was wearing dark sunglasses, but she looked cute from what I could see! She's really petite in person. She just seemed like a normal person. And I respect her for carrying herself with some class, unlike 90% of Hollywood.

  81. Kidwithmoxie says – reply to this


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    Great hair, wardrobe and makeup- shes not sexy though at all…..My opinion

  82. Nicole says – reply to this


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    Yeah, thanks for being nice to Dita, Perez! She is awesome, and you should be mean to Marilyn Manson for dumping her for a child who is now just imitating Dita. I used to be the biggest MM fan, but no more!

  83. Alex says – reply to this


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    Dita Von Teese is my idol, if I could pull of that look.
    x

  84. conreen says – reply to this


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    I love this woman…

  85. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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    I like her, she's a smart chick. 99% of Hollyweird is straight up fucked up, but she has her head on straight. Plus, she always looks fierce.

  86. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this


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    THAT FRENCH MAID LINGERIE ON HER LOOKS FIERCE!!! I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE THIS!

  87. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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    I don't know who she is but it's refreshing to see a quote that has common sense and intelligence.

  88. Pereza says – reply to this


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    Who is she and what did she do?
    I love how Perez has good sides and bad sides…it makes everything more fun.

  89. invalidreality says – reply to this


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    miz dita is a classy women, a lot of the younger hollywood stars could learn a thing or two from her—even britney could learn a thing or two from her, on how to be sexy but classy and not trashy

  90. heather says – reply to this


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    I liked her before, but after this, I think she's completely badass.

  91. Eliann says – reply to this


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    She's is such a classy lady….I love her!!!! Gorgeous!!!!!

  92. bulldogi says – reply to this


    92

    call me. i'll take care of that for you.

  93. Alexis says – reply to this


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    she is gorgeous and despite her taste in men, she is awesome!

  94. Kala says – reply to this


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    She is BEAUTIFUL. I love her so much.

  95. jess says – reply to this


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    Boy its sad that celebrities seek the approval of this individual who has become quite accustomed to putting people in "their place" however I don't see how this is a real contribution to society. Instead they should look for the approval of someone who has earned that power, instead of perezhilton who is on an endless power trip. "Those who rule with force usually are dethrowned by force"- to the self-proclaimed "queen of media"

  96. dddddddd says – reply to this


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    ain't that the truth.

  97. Lyzz says – reply to this


    97

    i absolutely love her style….

  98. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Another reason why I LOVE Dita & you P!!!

  99. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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    I love DITA she's gorgeous and classy. She knows how to carry herself in public.

    Maybe Britney and Lindsay need to learn from her………Oh wait that will never happen because both these girls are white trash!!! My bad I forgot.

  100. sara says – reply to this


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    love her!!! dita is the definition of sexy, class and a real life goddess!!!

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