Are We In It????

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The cover of Lance Bass' new autobiography, coming out this fall.

Princess Frostylocks looks like he has his old nose. They did a great job with the Photoshop!

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 11:36 am / Email this  »

    84 comments to “Are We In It????”

    1. Diane says – reply to this


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      I rock, I rock.

    2. Diane says – reply to this


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      Oh yeah, I rule…you drool…I am #1 and you are NOT!

    3. 2 says – reply to this


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      2?

    4. biUBBULa says – reply to this


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      I'm so excited I can hardly contain my bowels!!!

    5. msjane38 says – reply to this


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      oh god what for? does he really need this? :0)

    6. m says – reply to this


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      1st

    7. nADIA says – reply to this


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      hE LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY MOUSE

    8. title says – reply to this


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      how cheesy is that title

    9. tearyouapart says – reply to this


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      hopefully.

    10. modog says – reply to this


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      What is reflected in his sunglasses?

    11. yemi g says – reply to this


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      oh man. hahahahahahaha

    12. HIEU says – reply to this


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      Forget him, Backstreet's Back!

    13. detached says – reply to this


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      Maybe someone can write a book about watching grass grow.

    14. Chad says – reply to this


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      Lance Bass is hotttttttttttttttt

    15. Emilie says – reply to this


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      Hey Mister Perez.

      I'm french and i'm an ADEPT of yours.
      & i must avoid that i love gossips. On monday i bought one of my magazine with gossips, stars… And i saw.. YOU! You were in the page of "Stars at the beach". They told "Perz Hilton has become a star with is site and got style at the beach" or something like that.

      I thought you would like to know! I'm proud of you! =D

      Emi

    16. FelonyMelony says – reply to this


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      Very original title.

    17. Diane says – reply to this


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      I am so first and you are so not. Stop trying to be a poser…losers!

    18. Cristina* says – reply to this


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      good job on the photoshop indeed.
      he looks yummy all over.
      if only he wasn't gay?!

    19. Diane says – reply to this


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      Do you think he is a giver or a receiver? Perez, do you know?

    20. Diane says – reply to this


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      Melony - what felony did you commit?

    21. tiffany says – reply to this


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      too bad he's gay - he's really hot!

    22. K says – reply to this


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      LAWL @ #4.

    23. dan says – reply to this


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      WWW.STRANGETIMESINALITTLETOWN.BLOGSPOT.COM
      WWW.STRANGETIMESINALITTLETOWN.BLOGSPOT.COM

    24. First says – reply to this


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      #13, no kidding, who cares about his story? Don't we know it already? In a boy band, adored by millions of females, but you're gay.

    25. IdiotAward says – reply to this


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      I can see this selling at a Walmart clearance bin…woo!

    26. hardiharhar says – reply to this


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      nice - you can see the faint join of his photoshop'd nose - oh Perez you genius!
      x

    27. sade says – reply to this


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      ew, who is honestly gonna buy that? he's a fucking tool.

    28. Mark says – reply to this


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      can't wait to read about his first greek!

    29. Venchi says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS HAWT!!!

    30. Jorge Florez says – reply to this


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      When I am going to buy the Lance Book I will snatch a copy of Reichen´s HERE IS WHAT WE LL SAY…I am sure the bookstores will pair the books up and maybe for a lower price…I love them together…It is sad that you will only see them coupled as book covers…

    31. Danny says – reply to this


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      that is a HOT pic! he doesn't normally do it for me, but he's doing it for me there!!!!! Oh Lance! I'll get you back in sync!!!

    32. The Bradsta says – reply to this


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      once again fat perez is jealous of lances hottness!!! Do me a favor and eat another twinkie and this time choke on it

    33. ray davies says – reply to this


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      at least for once you're being honest about why you out people. to be given humanitarian credit for making the world a better place. yea, right.

      you need a serious spirituality lesson mi amigo.

    34. Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this


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      who cares about Lance… yes we know your gay… you have made it out of the closet… GREAT.

    35. jessa says – reply to this


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      oh i can't wait!! seriously…i love lance!!

    36. Soulbutter says – reply to this


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      EW. Just EW.

    37. Nette says – reply to this


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      I'd rather read the agriculture section of my local newspaper.

    38. Lali says – reply to this


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      for some odd reason I was under the influence you liked him

    39. MattyBatty says – reply to this


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      I remeber the first time I bottomed…Joey was in my dressing room looking for his salami, which i intentionally shoved in my crotch to attract that Italian Stallion, and it took him just a few moments to find it.

      "Whys my salami in your pants, man?' Joey asked me with those heavenly brown eyes. Before I could come up with a whitty reply, he dove his hand into my pants, and grabbed onto my 'power source' with such force I thought I would explode! Next thing I know, my pants are down around my feet, Joey flipped me over onto the table, and while he ate his slab of salami, he gave me his hot italian meat!

      -From Chapter 2 "How Deep is My Love Canal" from Lance Bass' autobiography

    40. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I want to hear the juicy gossip about his boyfriends during his closeted dayssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

    41. me says – reply to this


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      Yes Great PHOTOSHOP job! They made his cheeks much smaller, cuz that gay dude has BIGGER cheeks than aCHIMPMUNKS cheeks chuck full of food.

    42. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      I'll read this piece of shit only after the last copy of Harry Potter has sold out, OR if the book contains hot sex gossip about Justin Timberlake.

    43. joann says – reply to this


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      Im sorry but he is so fuking ugly……his bloated face and narrow nose do not blend well 2gether…and those frosted tips are hideous

    44. Terese says – reply to this


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      He has crack eyes.

    45. terry says – reply to this


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      they really worked hard on the cover
      real oringinal

    46. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      HOORAY 4 PHOTOSHOP….HIS BOOK IS GONNA SO NOT SELL…..UNLESS OPRAH INVITES HIM ON HER SHOW TO DISCUSS IT OR UNLESS MY BABY PEREZ PROMOTES IT……YOU KNOW EVERYONE LIVES 4 U…LUV YA BITCH!

    47. LANE says – reply to this


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      ~WHO POPPED LANCE'S CHERRY?~

      a) Justin
      b) Joey
      c) JC
      d) that other dude in the band
      e) Lou Pearlman

    48. Brooke says – reply to this


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      he's cute i'll admit that but what a damn cheesy title couldn't he have come up with something better and i wouldn't normally say this about him but why the hell is he writting this book we all kno his story by now he was n nsync he's gay what else is there to tell

    49. Kate says – reply to this


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      YAY!!!!

    50. Ryan says – reply to this


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      Mmmm. I still like Frostylocks. He's kinda hot in a weird way.
      I'd have him! As Justin couldn't keep him…..

    51. jimmy of thailand says – reply to this


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      What the frick would want to read what this CLOSETED QUEEN has to say about anything… he was closeted, so he could make money, and so he could pretend he was available to all those swooning teenage girls (and boys), but he was ACTING… so now we should reward this ASSHOLE by buying his book of lies?

      And what could he possibly have to say about anything?

      Chapter 1: I can sing
      Chapter 2: I like cock

      The end.

    52. youarejinxed says – reply to this


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      ill

    53. Dirty Cougar says – reply to this


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      Memiors of a Gayshia! LOL!

    54. grace says – reply to this


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      stupid title

    55. smorf says – reply to this


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      Unless he hooked up with Justin I'm not interested

    56. fashionstar says – reply to this


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      I love how he has his little glasses on his t-shirt, the gays love to accessorize

    57. D Alexander says – reply to this


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      I dont know whats more boring. A book about INSYNC or Lance Bass talking about his homosexuality.

      Who cares. Yawn.

    58. Roballs says – reply to this


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      Lance who??? Does anyone care??

    59. SARA says – reply to this


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      aUTOBIOGRAPHY ? wHY HIS LIFE ISN'T EVEN THAT iNTERESTING! LIKE WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY BESIDES THAT HE WAS IN THE GAYEST BOY BAND AND THAT HE FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET WHICH WAS UNECESSARY CUZ WE ALWWAYS KNEW HE WAS SPECIAL

    60. Gabe says – reply to this


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      Good for him!! Very D-List but great. I'm sure a lot of fans will appreciate it. Well, Lance is already good friends with the Queen of the D-List (Kathy Griffin) so he'll be right at home.
      BTW, he's also going to be singing in Hairspray in NY. I really wonder what his singing sounds like since I could never hear his voice when he was on N'Sync.
      I wonder if there's dirt about JT or Britney in here. I'm sure our beloved PH will let us know.

    61. Wokka Wokka says – reply to this


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      He should have called his book "Lanced bASS"

    62. mikey says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't that be "Lance Bass–Out of the Closet"?

    63. Laury says – reply to this


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      Why Lance??? WHY??????? Why does he have to be gay? Such a waste….

    64. Not going to read it... says – reply to this


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      Well, I will never read this book but as one of his previous adoring fans, I can still say he is so HOT…too bad he is gay :(

    65. MaryJane says – reply to this


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      he's adorable.

    66. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I know a lot of people are going to blog this item to hate or to proclaim they're "first" but I just think Lance is a cute and very nice guy doing his part to mainstream gay culture. What's not to like about him and Niel Patrick Harris…nonstereotypical clean cut cute guys not bothering anyone but yet extremely talented..not to mention brave. Do you think it was easy for them to unclosed themselves and admit they have sex with men? Homosexuality is not a choice….it's who you are..and I'm damn proud of them.They could have stayed forever in the closet rather than becoming role models that young gay people can look at and think-they're pretty normal…maybe my sexual orientation isn't so freaky after all!

    67. blahboring Lance BAss is boring says – reply to this


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      I can read this book without reading it:

      "Christian middle american boy who loves to sing & dance joins boy band, is adored by thousands upon thousands of female prepubescent fans, but what gets him going are the sound guys and male bandmates. His people keep his little secret for him while he writhes in agony living a facade of hetero-ness. Fast forward to 2006, boy band is no longer, he lives his life as he pleases as a happily lascivious butt muncher, when Perez outs him. Then he gets the cover of US weekly and can proclaim his gayness loud & clear"

    68. uggabugga says – reply to this


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      If I were a guy, I would turn gay for him. Oh Yeah.

    69. Blah says – reply to this


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      Who cares about this f***ing fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    70. crocka says – reply to this


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      I was at that shoot and I'm in his sunglassssssses.. lol woo whoooo for moi!

    71. Manda C.K. says – reply to this


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      hot sex!!!

    72. jess says – reply to this


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      OMG CAN HE GET MORE PATHETIC?

    73. www.GoddessMissy.com says – reply to this


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      boy, i sure hope he talks about NASA…

      *rolls eyes*
      *eats own face*

      www.GoddessMissy.com

    74. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      PolEEze my Auto would burn ur ass hairs OFF…. Next

    75. Ry says – reply to this


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      I don't care what any of you say. I wouls so have wild sex with him.

    76. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS GREAT!!! IT'S FUNNY BEACAUSE I NEVER REALLY NOTICED HIM TILL THE WHOLE TALK ABOUT HIM AND HIS BF BREAKING UP AND ALL…HE SEEMS TO GET BETTER BY THE DAY

    77. Lance BASS is UGLY says – reply to this


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      LANCE BASS IS SO FUCKING UGLY IN THIS PICTURE AND IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    78. MeKevin says – reply to this


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      I could do better….looks just a lil fake, ya know?

    79. harryjoseph says – reply to this


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      i came out with no book and made myself a cleb. LOL I like him but come on allready. at least he got rid of the reality star hack. he seems really nice. I want to make him a crazy party boy. LOL

    80. Lance Bass says – reply to this


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      This is for Diane who left the first message…a little rhyme to rhyme with hers…….Oh yeah, you think? I rule, you stink. I am #1, I rock, who would have thought that Lance sucked cock? He was the one I always though was cute. The story of my life….I have no GayDar

    81. spiderman says – reply to this


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      is that sperm from a dick?

    82. ATLaura says – reply to this


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      I can't wait!!!!!! I'm sure it will be on the NY Times Bestseller List even before the first printing!!!!!

    83. ryan nelson says – reply to this


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      Jesse Tannenbaum

    84. SONIA says – reply to this


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      I like him.
      He seems a very nice guy and cute too