Douche Should Just Stay Quiet

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In the ongoing baby battle between Eddie Murphy and babymomma Mel B, the actor has just released the following statement to Entertainment Tonight:

"Eddie Murphy always has and will continue to honor his responsibilities as a father. Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort. He acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy. Mr. Murphy views this as a private matter and as such, will not be making any further comments about it."

Oh, snap! Girlfriend whipped out the ALL CAPS.

Eddie is being so ungentlemanly.

Ass!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 8:55 pm / Email this  »

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    1. stygeanhue says – reply to this


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      I cant believe anyone would f*** that.

    2. nic says – reply to this


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      whatever, GO GET THAT SHREK MONEY GURL!!!

    3. nori says – reply to this


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      he is an ass

    4. chacha says – reply to this


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      hes a jerk

    5. sade says – reply to this


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      whateva, she's too hot for his saggy ass anyway

    6. trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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      WHAT A FCKING ASS… In other orders.. I fuckd her, she got pregnant, I denied it, but science fucked me ovr, so no I will have to pay..

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      para mis miga latnas….

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    7. mdiz says – reply to this


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      fucker

    8. mdiz says – reply to this


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      he is really awful, i cant believe he was nominated for an oscar he doest deserve shit from this town

    9. Lauren says – reply to this


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      he is an asshole he still fucked her so why is he saying that shit homeboy needs to grow up

    10. Ugh says – reply to this


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      team Scary Spice! fo' sho'!

    11. ZIGZIGAH says – reply to this


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      aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    12. ****KAREN**** says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha ~THE BITCHES ARE GANGING UP ON YOU! YOU GO GIRLS!!!!

    13. POO POO FACE says – reply to this


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      Eddie Murphy fucking sucks. My girl wants to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiimmmeeeeee…..

    14. Gorgeous says – reply to this


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      Let's out him Perez!!!!!!!

    15. Anne says – reply to this


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      Or maybe she is a money grabber who set up a sucker and she is playing him and you!

    16. ****KAREN**** says – reply to this


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      ~~~~He is probably looking for that tranny that he was caught with a couple of years ago!~~~~lol lol

    17. arochom@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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      He deserves all the bad press he get, and then some. If what Melanie B. says is true about the previous plans, she's better off. She should get wise and move on.

    18. carly says – reply to this


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      f him

    19. Margot says – reply to this


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      He's not very friendly!

    20. comet says – reply to this


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      hey, he clearly didn't want another baby (what's he got, like 5?), especially with a fling, and why should he have to be discussing this in public? it's not a public matter. yeah, she got pregnant, and now he knows it's his, but i don't blame him for not being happy about it. not every sex act has to result in a baby, and i think scary did it on purpose. it doesn't seem like a joint decision to me.

    21. EDDIE MURPHY LOVES THE COCK! says – reply to this


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      eddie is such a douche! I can't believe he's being such a little bitch about all of this. Come on dude–SCARY SPICE HAS WAY MORE CLASS THAN YOU! You are a tranny loving douche, and I will never see any of the shit that you make. Have you even been in anything lately? Besides scary spice??? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH!

    22. seattlegirl says – reply to this


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      Why is he an ass for saying this? It could be true.

    23. ohhhhh says – reply to this


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      eddie murphy got screwed by bibi jajaja so funny

    24. Ryan says – reply to this


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      Perez, definitley right, he's a douche.

      WHY, in any way, would he start LYING when their are no legal papers to suppoer his claims of child support. Oh, and isn't it just great knowing that his daughter will grow up knowing her father doesn't want her.

      Never watching any shit he comes out with, then again 'Norbit' was *such* a classic. Maybe he could do something to try and win an Oscar and win audiences, like a wisecracking drug addict in a fat suit who solves crimes on the side with their male lover?

      Fucccccck him.

      Thanks again for letting us know.

    25. Angie G. says – reply to this


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      Team Scary Spice!

    26. Ft Lauderdale's Finest says – reply to this


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      Why are you hatin on Eddie? Because Posh Spice did? Are you gay?

    27. name says – reply to this


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      "He acknowledges…." after the paternity test. After swearing it wasn't his. After the lawsuit…he acknowledges…because he had no choice?

      and then "never made any plans of ANY sort"…

      is he thinking about this kid at all? Does he realize she'll grow up and read this?

      Would it hurt to lie just a little? Does it matter now? Why does he have to come out and say "I didnt want this child" in public. It wont make a difference to anybody BUT the baby

    28. nicole says – reply to this


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      There so needs to be a I Hate Eddie Website.

      F'ing idiot.

    29. Tonya says – reply to this


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      Why are you taking her side? Like she has some sterling reputation! She shouldn't have taken it there by calling a press conference with that ambulance chaser Allred. That hoe loves publicity, and just takes cases to keep her mug in the papers. He couldn't win either way; if he stayed quiet, he would have had even more character assasination. So now he responds, and he's still screwed.

    30. PEREZ ISAWHORE says – reply to this


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      PEREZ PLEASE SHUT UP!!!! YOU TALK TOO MUCH SHIT. DO YOU KNOW EDDIE MURPHY AND MEL B's ARRANGEMENT??? NO? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! HE'S PAYING CHILD SUPPORT SO JUST GO AWAY!

    31. CousinTone says – reply to this


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      You are all a bunch of sheep………….Do any of you have an original thought? Following Mario into the depths is quite comical…..lemmings, the whole lot of you.

    32. joan says – reply to this


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      Another stereotypical black man abandoning a baby. This man ought to be ashamed. The lesson here for everyone is, don't get sexually involved with anyone whom you cannot see yourself having lifelong contact with; a child commits you to interact with someone for the rest of that childs' life regardless of your feelings for that person.

      The second lesson for women is, don't be fooled by the amout of money a man has. His income is in no way an indication of his level of morality or how kind and considerate a man he will be. Tracey Edmonds should get away from this man ASAP.

    33. mike says – reply to this


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      Hey Joan, tell that also to Matt Leinhert and Tom Brady. Two WHITE MEN!

    34. Kero says – reply to this


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      Daddy No-Care
      In cinemas this fall

    35. JUST WONDERING says – reply to this


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      Sooo….I was thinking…with all the celebs that supposedly read this website…do any of you wonder if they comment on their own stories?

    36. Ellie says – reply to this


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      Jeez, how much are condoms these days if a million dollar celebrity can't even afford one?

      Serves the loser right - I hope she takes him for all she can get.

    37. courtneylove says – reply to this


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      MelB should STFU & accept t he fact that he DOESN'T love her & doesn't want to be with her!

      Girl power & all that!

    38. silly girl says – reply to this


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      Poor Angel. What a DICK of a father.

    39. Billie says – reply to this


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      What A ASS i will never go to another movie he makes or buy anything related to him.

    40. why he's an ass says – reply to this


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      it's probably true that he didn't plan the baby. didn't Mel use the passive voice? "She was planned." that doesn't mean by eddie. BUT since he now knows it's his, he should be more gracious. poor Angel doesn't have a dad but someone who "acknowledges paternity." i'm sure there's a reason these women are feeling recycled.

    41. BETTY says – reply to this


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      he's an asshole!
      but
      WHY ARE YOU SO SURE SHE DIDN'T GET PREGNANT ON PURPOSE?
      .
      HE HAS A TON OF MONEY!!!!!! TO ME IT'S OBVIOUS

    42. jdot says – reply to this


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      when you put it in without a rubber, you are, unless you missed the whole bird and bees bit, planning to make a baby.

      dummy.. should have worn a condom.

    43. Barbara says – reply to this


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      Eddie Murphy is arrogant pile of steaming donkey crap!!!!

    44. blowme says – reply to this


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      #
      #2 - nic says:

      whatever, GO GET THAT SHREK MONEY GURL!!!

      yes… because just cause she let him bust one in her, she is now owed money..
      how about this, if he has more money then her, he takes the kid, and she gets nothing? sick of women collectiong alimony/child support, when all thehy do is abuse it.. child support is just that.. CHILD support, yet women use it to pay their own rent, and feed their own faces..

    45. Shag says – reply to this


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      Where's Johnny Gill?

    46. F-HIM!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      WHAT A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      He doesnt like her shes not a tranny!

    47. Rob says – reply to this


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      Eddie Murphy should just die, much like his sense of humor and his comedic guts did back in the late 1980's.

      Hack.

    48. LA Shark says – reply to this


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      Oh snap! now that his baby Momma #2 joins forces with baby Momma #1 his little a$$ is getting colder by the minute!

    49. Johnny SoCal says – reply to this


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      Scary got prego to keep him! Classic case! Then, she gets her picture taken with the baby to extend her 6 minutes of fame! Didn't we all forget about her?
      Funny how all this coincides with a Spice Girls new album and tour!

    50. Aryen says – reply to this


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      Eddie is a Douche!!!!!! He totally was dating Scary Spice and wanted to marry her acording to Charlie Murphy. But the broke up. I can't believe that his PR person would try to make Scary Spice out to be a whore, when she wasn't. Thats so immature!

    51. Jess says – reply to this


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      This guy is such an asshole. Im not gonna waste anymore money on this fucker again! Hey mel go get your money girl!

    52. tara26 says – reply to this


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      Eddie, please shut up and pay up!!!

    53. Babymomma says – reply to this


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      liar…just like we believe u didnt know u were picking up a transvestite on Santa monica and highland a few years ago! LIAR! U look stupid, Eddie!

    54. white girl from jersey says – reply to this


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      Did Scary Spice really think the biggest money maker in all of box office history would really want to make a baby and a life with her? He's eddie murphy, he can buy anything he wants. He must be kicking himself in the ass right now. I love eddie and I think she's a pathetic money grubbing pig. unfortunately, shes gonna get a whole lot of eddies money. good thing he has a lot to go around. love u eddie

    55. Dragonish1 says – reply to this


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      I hate that dumb breeder. Someone needs to step in and get that dog fixed.

    56. yambag says – reply to this


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      Did anybody see charlie murphy on howard stern/on demand? He is one fine piece of ass.

    57. Melpomene says – reply to this


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      I thoroughly resent Murphy being called a douche!!!!! A douche is a cleansing solution —- there is nothing clean about Murphy's conduct towards the women in his life. He's a scumbag — not a douche.

    58. Poon says – reply to this


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      fuck you Perez….that cunt from the Spice Girls is just a publicity whore just like you…she's using this baby to get back in the spotlight…if anyones a scumbag its her.

    59. Evi says – reply to this


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      "Private matter..my ass" You weren't so fucking private when you screwed that foot in a car or whatever it was

    60. Vinnie says – reply to this


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      Koubiak… YOU are an IDIOT! plain and simple.!!! LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!! I"D SUCK EDDIES DICK TOO AND MAKE HIM CUM ON HIS LEATHER JACKET!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    61. Barbara says – reply to this


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      Eddie Murphy just jumped the shark.

    62. c says – reply to this


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      I bet he is real careful abot birth control now. Hopefully he will support his child and not take his anger at her mother out on her. He could have avoided all this by wearing a glove….

    63. Renee says – reply to this


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      >>>…dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort…

    64. jeri says – reply to this


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      If he's so 'co-operative', why did she have to take him to court?
      Cheapass Douche coke tranny fucker.
      Tracy, WTF? Get out now!!!

    65. SDm says – reply to this


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      He's so full of shit!!! How old is he and how many kids does he have???? I believe he planned it but it went all wrong. She refused to just be a token chick maybe!!

    66. jersey girl says – reply to this


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      U all wish u had the talent that eddie has. mel b is just a commerialized piece of shit looking for money and fame. Why can't anybody see that?Anybody who says eddie is an ass doesnt really know him.

    67. ed's a jerk says – reply to this


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      One day that child will grow up and see what her father told the public. Mel b at least tried to make him look respectable to the child. what an ass.

    68. jersy girl says – reply to this


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      He backed out towards the end because he couldn't believe that he got fucking Scary Spice pregant! WTF!!! How embaressing! He goes from having a trophy wife like Nicole to fucking a spice girl!!!! Seriously, what would u do?????
      Run Eddie!!! Run!!!!!

    69. Drake says – reply to this


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      C'mon, no way did he want to have a child with her. She is the one making an ass out of herself and using her baby to get sympathy, publicity, money, and making the world know he didnt want to be with her. What a silly silly slut. Take your payoff and fuckoff.

    70. BERMUDA BOY says – reply to this


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      How anyone can defend this moron is just a mystery to me. If he is so concerned about his baby why did he have to be taken to court to even prove that he is the father. He left her high and dry and ran, just like the sleeeze bag that he is, thinking he could convince everyone that he wasn't the father by slanderizing her and making it appear that she had many men, when in fact he more then likely has had more men that she has. The guy is disgusting and deserves to have his ass dragged into court and exposed as the dead beat dad that he is. I hope both his ex's get all his money and then Eddie Murphy can crawl back under his rock and rot.

    71. choley_me says – reply to this


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      What an ass. Why would a man privately pay for for "the expenses of her pregnancy" and publicly deny the baby is his? Come on the public is not that dumb.

    72. D says – reply to this


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      Scary spice, no shit. What a dumbfuck golddigger slut!

    73. ferret says – reply to this


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      Lyin weasel douche! Fuck you donkey! So now all kids have to be told what a lying ass 'donkey 'is!!!Ha ha
      He had to take a cartoon,because his 'real' career was over!!!!!

    74. Ashley says – reply to this


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      More like ass licker.

    75. Denise says – reply to this


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      I don't quite get what women see in him…..with his reputation and history, hopefully these women get aids tests before they have sex with him. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could see him with men, women or trannies………..

    76. Ktlizbet says – reply to this


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      Wow does Eddie Murphey have a lot of explaining to do to his baby girl when she's old enough to go online and google her dad… "Why don't you love me Daddy?" yeah Eddie maybe you should think before you open your annoying Trap. Best wishes Mel and Angel!

    77. Candy Barr says – reply to this


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      I really, really doubt that Eddie Murphy made any plans to have a child with her . . . They had dated for a few months. It kills me how chicks get so wrapped up, and start making all kinds of plans. I don't see why he was dating her, anyway. She truly lives up to her name: Scarey!

    78. Kathy Hilton says – reply to this


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      Eddie Murphy got AIDS from Barbara Walters.

    79. shelly says – reply to this


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      why is he an ass? who plans on having a baby when they're not even married??

    80. SARA says – reply to this


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      hOW MANY CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS DOES HE HAVE 2 PAY A MONTH?

    81. nix says – reply to this


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      I hope this dumb fuk has to pay big! If ya don't want babies keep it wrapped up douche bag, what a dead beat

    82. Julie says – reply to this


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      He needs to stop whipping out his ding dong if he can't handle the consequences!

    83. Lana says – reply to this


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      My goat got AIDS from Eddie Murphy.

    84. zbabe says – reply to this


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      How long were they together before she got pregnant? Is it really his responsibility to take care of her? She should have been more careful too. When women that age get pregnant they do so on purpose. She knows how NOT to get pregnant. I think she's full of shit. I have no love for him, believe me, but what she's doing so publicly is simply trashy. It's not like she's short of money herself. No sympathy.

    85. zbabe says – reply to this


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      “Why don’t you love me Daddy?” — another idiot who doesn't get it.

      It has nothing to do with him not loving the child … he doesn't love the child's mother. It happens! Every day! She got pregnant, and now it's Eddie's fault and she's a victim? What, she had nothing to do with it? Hiring a very expensive lawyer, eating at very expensive restaurants, and then publicly trying to shame a man into giving her money. Shame on her. She's a money-grabbing ho.

    86. DR. FUNK says – reply to this


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      "Ungentlemanly"?! Really P? The irresponsible party here is MS. BROWN.Gotta love the way women get a free pass for STUPID DECISIONS in our modern world.

      EDDIE…next time you bareback it…slather that puppy with SPERMICIDAL LUBE.Always works for me.

    87. caligirl says – reply to this


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      #49 you are an ignorant ass…HOW about he now take the child so his rich ass does not have to pay child support for a child that all the while the mother carried this baby he was not there for? Are you insane? You certainly must be to suggest such utter rubbish!!!!

      Eddie pay your child support and pay your PR firm to go and search the morgue because someone must have left your cold, dead…life less heart down there.

      Meanwhile…HIS OTHER children are watching and taking notes. Could he atleast PERFORM like he knows the world is watching??? AND you are right…another black man does not want to support his child despite how much money he has is what comes across loud and clear. A total disgrace!

      Tracey you are apart of this…by allowing yourself to be paraded around while that woman was pregnant…REMEMBER Britney showed the same disregard.. for Shar. NOW look at Britney - dancing in lala land? God does not like ugly sweetie…when it is your turn…it will be front cover as well.

    88. caligirl says – reply to this


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      jersy girl???What…put the pipe down…this guy is awful. Mel B is the mother of his child…to violate that is the most awful thing you could do. Remember the first story was that he was a vasectomy and that Mel B was a liar? Eddie has a lot more children than he is owning up to those prior to his marriage and they were raised in the ghetto because he had the power.

    89. datgirl says – reply to this


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      I feel so sorry for Angel

    90. Sweets says – reply to this


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      Weren't they engaged? Isn't that a promise in itself? He's a bull shit artist. He swore black and blue that the baby wasn't his - he was proved to be lying. He could have handle all of this with dignity. He didn't have to drag it through court. He doesn't have to get into public slinging matches either. The baby didn't ask to be made. If he didn't want a baby then he should have used a condom. Contraception isn't just the responsibility of a woman. He should step up and take responsibility now.

    91. DR. FUNK says – reply to this


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      I must add here-for all you idiots turning this into a stereotypical race issue-that while it's probably true that 70% of all Black children are born out of wedlock…WHEN YOU FACTOR IN DIVORCE BY WHITES…as in:YOU MARRY SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE "RIGHT THING TO DO"…then REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED INTO DOING NOW TWO THINGS YOU REALLY DID'NT WANT TO DO…there are MANY more WHITE single parent households.
      The fact that my White Brother and sisters need to play this-and have ALWAYS played this- as a race issue…instead of a WOMENS IRRESPONSIBILITY ISSUE…saddens me.

    92. erasmus says – reply to this


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      that was thoughtful of him to put out in the public domain for his daughter's future consumption that she wasn't planned and that she's "the" child angel, as opposed to "his" child angel.

    93. Sally says – reply to this


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      All you calling Eddie a douche! How many of you go to his movies….the man dosn't make $20Mil per picture because people stay home…get real!

    94. GrossePoint says – reply to this


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      I believe this statement of his about as much as I believed him saying he wasn't the father of the baby.

    95. Amy says – reply to this


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      I am so sick of this story. They were fucking, he found someone more beautiful, someone whom he likes better (and most probably isn't as psycho) and dumped her ass. It happens all the time. Get over it. He doesn't owe her anything beyond child support. He's made it clear he wants nothing to do w/her or the kid…she's acting like a lunatic.

    96. BiggaB says – reply to this


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      Lol no ones gonna like him after this shit.

    97. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      What happens when a Beverly Hills Cop
      picks up a hitchhiker with a big, long secret?
      .
      The buddy comedy/action duo of the season,
      on a mismatched mission that would make a brick laugh!
      .
      Beverly Hills Cop Seven: The Lieing Game,
      coming soon to a theater near you!
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    98. Ben says – reply to this


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      she is a golddrigger and used one of the oldest tricks in the book - I'm sure she lied to him about birth control and was thinking of the income

    99. Laughing my ass off says – reply to this


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      If that Statement which was sent by Eddie's mouthpiece was true as he wants the world to think

      Then why they had to go to court to establish that Eddie was the father.?
      because he wouldnt do it on his own like real men do..

      And why does the mother have to ask for reasonable child support ??
      because Eddies has paid any support.

      You want this private then do your job and step up to the plate and do the right thing..and you wont be called out..
      Tracey are you watching…Just a taste of what he is like..

      Are u really gay…( now thats private)..The baby u made it public.saying she might not b your's ..shame on u

    100. jennzz says – reply to this


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      I would not see his flicks,, not for years and years,, i find him a no talent jerk,, i have no respect for him,, after the trann/hooker thingie and then he pretends he is some wonder father/husband,, he is a closet homosexual and should not use women to cover this up,, he has many children yet cannot seem to stay around for these kids and give thema normal life,, what prick,, and if he did not want to get Mel B knocked up,, he should of put on a condom,, and hell he has enough kids,, maybe get snipped if the dumb turd doesn't want anymore kids,, besides denying kids,, take responsibility,, you dirt bag,, and stop gettin chicks knocked up unless u plan to support them!!

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