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1. All American Girl says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   If Ryan really was digging those Fag-Hags or not.

2. ME says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIRSTTTT

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   how he likes dicks up his ass!

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   this is actually paula, not simon.

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   first

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   Breasts.

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   american idol… first

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    COOP WAS HERE!!!

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    FIRST

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    first

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    first

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    Ryan Seacrest…what else.

18. first says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first

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    Londo?

20. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st

21. pepper says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Nice moobs! Simon. They're talking cup size!!!

22. vicky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    about a bra,simon titis are huge and the bellboy are telling him where to get a bra

23. iloveperez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    simon is asking where he can buy some new shirts … bellboy says …no store can help you out sorry old chap

24. Gretchen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The burning sensation in their pants.. Yikes

25. YEEEEA MAN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THE BELLBOY IS TRYIN TO COP A FEEL ON SIMONS TIG OL BITTYS

26. jill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SAY NO TO FAGS!!!!!

27. howwude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    being "pitchy."

28. neilmurdock says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    simon cowells man boobs

29. Amyrlin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ryan's Ass!

30. kate1 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why his cig ISN'T EVEN LIT!

31. Jt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a new concept for a TV show…"bellboys got talent"

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    american idol

33. Chicago loves perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, are you hitting up boys town while ur in chicago??? We love you and would love to see you at Circuit! Tons of hot fags with naked chests, the greatest!

    By the way…..they are totally talking about trying Proactive. Look at their nasty complexions!

34. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    moobs that need a manziere

35. Jenni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They were discussing Simon'd ever protruding chest hair. GEW!!

36. Jenni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They were discussing Simon's ever protruding chest hair. GEW!!

37. x~~daz~~x says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I find it hilarious he has to outside for a fag now because smoking has been banned in the UK.

    Hahaha. Poor Simon.

38. Mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Sanjaya!

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    boxers, briefs and/or commandoes?????

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    if he'll pose with him in playgirl.

41. rolo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how badly he wants to squeeze Simons big ass tits!!!

42. Rachel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Simons man boobs!

43. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Pooping

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    what not to wear!

45. mikey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …why Jordan won, and if Blake is gay.

46. Serena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Whoever is running this site now sucks! You can't spell and your comments on the pictures are retarded and boring. Someone needs to be fired!

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    Why Sanjaya should have won!

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    How Simon should hire someone to iron his t shirts…

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    …about the bellboy's ill fitted coat.

50. biUBBULa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    About how those dip-shit brainless Yanks across the pond think I'm the greatest and stand in line to kiss my ass.

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    manboobs

52. Agnacious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I have seen that hand gesture when women describe how big around my unit is.

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    simons tits

54. sickboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The proper way to milk the prostate

55. becky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … simon's sagging man breasts needing a bro.

56. doodie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how much for a blowjob?

57. Judalon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what size bra Simon should buy and when he might die of lung cancer.

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    I really need to find a new line of work!

59. dot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the bellboy's song choice and the reasons for it

60. dot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how he would cup Simon's breast in his hand. Then, let the jiggling begin!

61. john says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    avante garde fisting

62. dot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how to hold a football.

63. Marilyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    on a scale from one to five, five being the most, how much of a fag is Ryan Seacrest

64. dot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how the bellboy is dressed better than Simon.

65. TT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How to screw those Americans

66. Ashlyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….which kind of bra simon should invest in wearing beneath that tee

67. Shamus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Simons tits are bigger than Paulas and Randy's. I thought the bellman was Matt Damon!

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    about where the entrance to Diagon Alley is…
    or whether or not he should go and check out the summer sale at Harrods instead…

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    … How to properly grab and massage your own chest for the ultimate pleasure while insulting an audition on a overated show that has been duplicated numerous times internationally. ( you gotta love it)

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    Gigantic pores & pock marks

71. Marvin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They're talking about "how to tame a wookie", because so far Jordin hasn't lived up to Simon's expectations.

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    Paula.

73. Oscar da Grouch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Simon Cowell and the bellboy are having a deep conversation about Simon's camel toe.

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    Leprechaun Idol

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    Simon's nasty skin and how the cigs aren't helping

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    …Simon's man boobs.

77. Alysa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How much they both love sanjaya!! hehe

78. me-myself and I! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    sanyaja??? jaja

79. Jenny from the Block says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …..expanding his dress style from tee's to bras….I mean shirts….

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    God, with all his money, you'd think he could keep from looking like he woke up in the gutter.

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    Simon Cowell and the bellboy are having a deep conversation about which is socially more embarrassing; going around consistently overdressed or underdressed.

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    About…how crazy Paula Abdul is!

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    a prostate exam!

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    Paula's freakishly large chest cavity between her lopsided tits.

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    thats not even a real cigarette the picture is clearly edited.

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    The correct way to thumb your lover in the asshole

87. Mark says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What time his tranny escort will arive.

88. Joan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Simon's newest self-funded project, "Hey Paula."

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    pot marks on the face,butt whatever

90. jeri says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How much Madonna sucks?

91. Dani says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …the size of Clay Aiken's dick. The bellboy is using his hand to describe.

92. john in denver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the anal warts they both got from Ryan.

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    manboobs.

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    beetle dung

95. CATHAZAT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …the time Paula and Ryan arrived at the Dorchester together.

    "Yeah, Ryan was all pissed, right? And Paula, she'd had a few too…So I open the door to the limo and there she is with her face in his lap and her lipstick is all smudged and Ryan has this, what do you Americans call it? Shit-eating grin on his face…"

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    why his room is decorated in black and there's a black m&m machine next to his bed. He's explaining that Prince will be arriving soon from America and they are making early preparations.

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    nothing because Simon is clearly NOT listening.

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    David Guest, you and me tonight, IT'S A THREESOME!!

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    To Perez: He is a doorman you low-class moron! If you're going to be bitchy about people, at least understand protocol and etiquette!!!

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