For All You Sexy Canadians

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Click here to watch Kalan Porter's new music video, featuring a cute little shout out to Perez around 3:37.

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 11:44 am / Email this  »

    119 comments to “For All You Sexy Canadians”

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    1. kak says – reply to this


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      I love you perez

    2. Dani D says – reply to this


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      you make us feel sexy

    3. pat says – reply to this


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      loooove you

    4. k8 says – reply to this


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      Canadians Love Perez

    5. V says – reply to this


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      Haz.. I'm first.. ha ha ha

    6. 2nd! says – reply to this


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      oh yeah

    7. me says – reply to this


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      3rd

    8. elle says – reply to this


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      we all love perez

    9. sade says – reply to this


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      awww that was cute, love you perez!!

    10. miguel says – reply to this


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      Wow! I think this is the first time a Canadian Idol winner has made into on Perez! Now that's what I call making it!

    11. Adam says – reply to this


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      Kalan Porter = Over-rated tranny.

    12. jesse lee says – reply to this


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      Thanks perez i just wasted tree mins of my life..jesse lee

    13. *~Perezcious Hag~* says – reply to this


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      FIERCE! That boy KNOWS how to get to ur good side Perez… SMART!
      Muuuaaahh!
      Luv Ya Perezito!
      *~VeRo~*
      AKA "THE SELF PROCLAIMED PEREZCIOUS HAG BITCHES!!!

    14. Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this


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      nice song… video… and OF COURSE… we love you to Perez.

    15. Adam says – reply to this


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      miguel - Perez licked Melissa O'Neil on E-Talk Daily.

    16. mairi says – reply to this


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      HIGHlarious!!!!!!!!!!

    17. Anne says – reply to this


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      Hah! Great video!

    18. Taylorblue says – reply to this


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      Thanks for thinking of us Canadians!!

    19. Sydney says – reply to this


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      He's cute. So are you Perez.

    20. jessa says – reply to this


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      ive never heard of him before. i liked the video and he's a little cutie!

    21. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! GO GRANDMA! GO PEREZ!
      that was pretty cool!

    22. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I love Perez but NOT Kalan Porter!

    23. Daggit says – reply to this


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      Ah yes, now little girly-mon Kalan is name-dropping to get publicity. Guess he's hired new PR that tells him exactly what to do to get noticed since his "singing" doesn't appear to be doing the job. What's next? He publically picks a fight with Rosie O'Donnell to get on Entertainment Tonight?

    24. Daggit says – reply to this


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      So now little girly-mon Kalan is name-dropping to get publicity. Guess he's hired new PR that tells him exactly what to do to get noticed since his "singing" doesn't appear to be doing the job. What's next? He publically picks a fight with Rosie O'Donnell to get on Entertainment Tonight?

    25. Cal says – reply to this


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      OMG I feel like a pedophile watching him. He looks like he's about 10 years old.

    26. Alice says – reply to this


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      I love Kalan Porter.

      Nice hair, jackass.

    27. DeDe says – reply to this


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      Grandma looks pretty butch but I cant say the say for the girl (?) in the video with her.

    28. cindy says – reply to this


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      Of course he's cute!!! He's Canadian, eh??

    29. Lacey says – reply to this


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      Cute video but the song sucks!!!!!!!

    30. Monica says – reply to this


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      ewww

    31. kellayy says – reply to this


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      that is the cutest video ever!! yay Kalan Porter!! that's amazing nice job Perez!!

    32. DS says – reply to this


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      I'd do him and then I'd hate myself afterwards.

    33. roxtar says – reply to this


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      i loooooove this song by kalan. i can't watch the video right now, though.

    34. K1987 says – reply to this


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      when you resort to bringing us this i know it's a slow news day. no real celebrities doing anything? Anything at all?????? whats Screetch up to?

    35. roxtar says – reply to this


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      haha. i thought it was for a different song. i thought it was down in heaven. i love that song. this one was kind of fun.

      that video was awesome. the song was alright.
      "nice hair, jackass"

    36. Jisle says – reply to this


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      We got Clay and Canada's got Kalan. Our gay Idol is better than your gay Idol - take that Canada.

    37. :) says – reply to this


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      I HEART Kalan! Soo cute!

    38. Sweet says – reply to this


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      This Canadian loves Kalan and Perez.

    39. Carly says – reply to this


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      GENIUS!! Love the video and the perez shout out is a great idea….quite the little PR mogul this kalan porter CANADA LOVES PEREZ!!

    40. AlbertaPenny says – reply to this


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      I'm not a big Perez fan, but once I heard Porter's new video was on here, I had to go check it out! Yay Kalan! You rock! Great video!

    41. DMURRAY says – reply to this


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      LOVES IT!!!

    42. TaylorBlue says – reply to this


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      Kalan is a big cutie…if only I was ten years younger! Thanks Perez!

    43. Zach says – reply to this


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      Kalan is gay?

    44. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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      FUCK CANADA…BUT SINCE THE WHORE GAVE YOU A SHOUT OUT I GUESS THEIR OK….

    45. yeayeayea says – reply to this


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      I Luvs it! Awesome vid… HIGHLARIOUS! Down in Heaven is an even better song… so beautiful!

    46. Mandy says – reply to this


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      He's fucking SEXY!

    47. Mandy says – reply to this


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      I want him!!

    48. the pengwin says – reply to this


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      THAT'S A GUY?!??!? You gotta be kidding me!!!!!1 Gramma is more masculine than he-she-it is. Holy Hannah! What are they feedin them up in Canada? Super estragen??? We gots Gay Aiken and they has Gay-len Porker.

    49. hotdawg123 says – reply to this


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      beyond awesome! Does anyone know if that violin part is him? I think he plays… so if it is… holy crap he's talented. and such a hottie. a little cherub

    50. myspacecomsarahblondeboca says – reply to this


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      first

    51. simmie says – reply to this


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      he's cute - good job canadian idol!
      nice video too

    52. Alisha says – reply to this


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      well pengwin..you seem quite masculine yourself…hence the name pengwin

    53. julia says – reply to this


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      Ya, I've seen him play the violin live in concert!!…it's even better live!!!! he plays violin, viola, piano, and guitar…he's so amazing!!

    54. Yak says – reply to this


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      The song is pure crap but if you're a chicken hawk, its good viewing. I didnt know he finally came out.

    55. ByteMe says – reply to this


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      yea he's amazing with instruments. he played my skin flute one night. AMAZING!!!!!!!

    56. Snakeman says – reply to this


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      Kalan will soon be the world's dominant Idol

    57. samantha says – reply to this


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      he didn't yak shitface

    58. chung says – reply to this


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      ROFLMAO… nice to see a celeb can take thing lightly and make fun of themselves… nice hair jackass… he he he he. thanks for posting this. Hadn't heard of him until now… but checked out his myspace and listened to other stuff… so nice! Hope he makes it to the States!

    59. Lizzie says – reply to this


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      Its days like this I'm embarrassed to be Canadian. Kalan please go away and take your grandma with you.

    60. Kay says – reply to this


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      I think this is his best yet. I love Kalan. He's got so much talent and is HOT. He looks like one of those fountain cherubs like he should be standing in a fountain peeing.

    61. yummymommy says – reply to this


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      I'm a musician… do you think he'd let me play his skin flute?

    62. Cindy says – reply to this


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      Dish it out…Kalan can take it….this song and video prove that….

    63. Suz says – reply to this


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      holy crap ..does this kid ever stop making a fool of himself ? He really needs to stop putting himself on film . Hellooo Kalan ..you suck on camera !! Aren't those yawns you call songs bad enough ??

    64. mrmagoo says – reply to this


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      cutie pie…. I'd tap that… and we all know perez would

    65. Trish says – reply to this


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      since your a yummy "mummy" I'm not sure….

    66. Caz says – reply to this


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      As much as I dont like the way he looks you got to admit he's making it further then any other canadian idol at least he's not gone back to being a waiter or something…

    67. Porky says – reply to this


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      I'm a freak do you think the little gay cherub would pee on me?

    68. AUZZI says – reply to this


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      BAH HA HA HA HA…. HE HE HE HE HE HE… HO HO HO HO HO

    69. Big Tyme says – reply to this


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      woah way better than expected from a former canadian idol the video is HILARIOUS I love grandpa's reverse beeping thanks PEREZ!!!

    70. loverboi says – reply to this


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      I saw him with his tongue down some chicks throat… too bad he's not playing for my team… I'd take him up to bat.

    71. Subc says – reply to this


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      he doesnt have to wait tables he makes his money by bending over

    72. Kelsie says – reply to this


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      This is halarious…Kalan would be laughing so hard right now if he was reading this!

    73. subc says – reply to this


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      if he had his tongue down a girl's throat it meant he was trying to get her gum - the boy swings the other way

    74. mandy says – reply to this


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      you wish he did…subc…so you could get you tiny, stubby, dick in some fuckers ass

    75. loverboi says – reply to this


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      Trust me I tried! he was focused on the hot beef curtains he was with. but if he ever changes his mind, I'll be waiting in the batting cage!

    76. vajayjay says – reply to this


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      I wanna slice of that cutie pie! U 2 perez!

    77. Canadian Chick Forever says – reply to this


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      Dude, Kalan Porter is awesome! He rock live. This video is hilarious! hahaha, juice box. So funny. Go Perez for putting it up here :D

    78. z files says – reply to this


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      for something as cheezy and shitty as canadian idol, i'm loving this vid and this kid! Checked out his other new stuff, and I liked it… respect!

    79. Norton says – reply to this


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      Lame song, lame video no wonder I've never heard of him before.

    80. Ryan says – reply to this


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      Has anyone ever seen Kalan Porter's two sisters!! They are HOT!!! especially the other one Kelsey!!!!!

    81. Lisa says – reply to this


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      too bad your name is Norton.

    82. myfandoms.com says – reply to this


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    83. Walnut says – reply to this


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      This is the funniest video I've ever seen!

      Kalan's a real cutie. All we need now is a picture post.

    84. LuLu says – reply to this


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      So, there's 3 hot Porter girls!!!!!! No boys in the family eh?

    85. Peppie says – reply to this


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      LOVE this video…frikin hilarious!! Gotta love him!
      Thanks for posting this Perez!

    86. Corey says – reply to this


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      I dont get all the posts - who the fuck cares about this guy and his bullshit video?

    87. nicoline says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT…BEING KALAN PORTERS #1 FAN!!
      and the shoutout to perez was so cute.
      xo

    88. jo says – reply to this


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      He is so gay. Actually, he is a girl. He should be in a little skirt.

    89. invalidreality says – reply to this


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      i am so glad kalan is back with new material, it's been way too long since we've heard anything from him but got to love him even more for wanting to be with his mother [?] the past couple of years while she was going through cancer…..least thats what i heard

    90. hahaha says – reply to this


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      that was shot at my house

    91. Becs..from Australia says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! Come back to Australia!!!!
      EVERYONE loves Perez!! Go Granma!!!!

    92. sharon says – reply to this


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      Funny video! Love it!!! And Kalan is one of the best looking guys I have ever seen in my life. Oh my!! Love the song and the violin playing too.

    93. kalmaid says – reply to this


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      I knew it.
      Kalan is a wonderful actor too. He's a multi-talent.
      The video is great and very fanny.
      I love you KP.

    94. HatTiger says – reply to this


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      KALAN RULES!! Canada rules! Great song and vid. We keep the "real" stars with real talent and send the Avrils and Pamelas down south!!!!!!!
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    95. skyblue says – reply to this


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      LMAO Love that juice box! Canada loves Perez!

    96. Gwen says – reply to this


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      For the record, we do not wish to be represented by this talentless queer.

    97. MGS says – reply to this


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      I think he's great. Never heard of him, but loved that video and song, and his other video for Down in Heaven is great too. He's got that masculine voice, androgynous look. Pretty hot for a pretty boy!

    98. Brooke says – reply to this


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      that is probably the stupidest music video i've ever seen,
      he looks plastic.

    99. 100th person says – reply to this


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      i'm the 100th person to comment. do iget a prize?

    100. Kay says – reply to this


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      NO I'm the 100th person. :P Love this video and Kalan. He is truly talented, unlike the Britney's and Paris's of this world he can sing, play instruments (yes that is him playing the violin) and he writes his own songs too. He's not only got good looks but brains too. The whole package. 100% Yummo!

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