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Smells Like Crack

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Moss > Beauty Buzz

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Yes, Kate Moss is coming out with her own fragrance.

It's a good thing she's no longer together with Pete Doherty. He'd probably try to drink it!

Posted: August 3, 2007 at 11:00 am

61 comments to “Smells Like Crack”

  1. Kristin says – reply to this


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    interesting.

  2. thecurelauren says – reply to this


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  3. Yesse says – reply to this


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    EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE comes out with a new fragrance now a days!

  4. clean it up says – reply to this


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    douche nozzle

  5. Honey says – reply to this


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    She is way too overrated…

  6. yea says – reply to this


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    yea, he would.

  7. katie says – reply to this


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    That made me choke on my mouth full of water. Funny Mr. Perez.

  8. Reality-check says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  9. Lisa says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU CRACK ME UP! THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY :-)

  10. KatyKru says – reply to this


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    ewww prolly smells like a chick who hasnt showered in days cuz shes high on crack

  11. La Nicks says – reply to this


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    She usually looks smelly. Why would anyone want to buy her fragrance?

  12. LLOYD says – reply to this


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    MILF MUCH?

  13. Milla says – reply to this


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    hahahahhahaha, "he'd probably try to drink it" too funny!
    You make my day Perez!

  14. John says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton is another in a long line of queens who, having no talent or abilities, act as shills for other others losers. Buck up Perez, you'll be back on your knees in no time.

  15. Tatiana ♥ says – reply to this


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    Next thing we know she'll start singing, and then acting, and then … well she's already anorexic so… IDIOTS

  16. dan says – reply to this


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  17. BeautyLoveSpirit says – reply to this


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    If you've snorted lots of drugs up your nose, don't you lose your sense of smell? And don't you have to smell-test fragrances for your own line like SJP said?

    BeautyLoveSpirit.com

  18. TRICKSTER TREY says – reply to this


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    I am surprised that she still has all of her senses!!!

  19. Cristina* says – reply to this


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    ugh..she looks weird on that picture.
    i like the font though? =S

  20. IdiotAward says – reply to this


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    I can see this at a Walmart or Walgreens counter…woo!

  21. Rihab says – reply to this


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    Oh for cripes sakes! Who really was into Kate anyways? Well, beside PD, who isn't but really is. She's got to check with Mimi's airbrusher, because she was way overdone.

  22. Kitkat says – reply to this


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    What we're about to see is the total annihilation of an icon. When the details of the relationship start to leak out… she'll be history. Just another scent in the bargain basket.

  23. huh says – reply to this


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    funniest line EVER Perez, that made me laugh out loud!
    sad thing is, its true!

  24. h says – reply to this


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    She's over. Finished.

  25. Sinead says – reply to this


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    I get it she's doing perfume, but whos the model in the ad it doesn't look like skanky spotty cocaine Kate maybe if she has morphed her head with Giselle.

  26. El$* says – reply to this


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    she is so purdy and classy i love kate!

  27. smorf says – reply to this


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    Finally a perfume that will give you a buzz!

  28. Ash says – reply to this


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    He probably still will drink it

  29. Steph says – reply to this


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    LOL @ smells like crack! I live in a crappy neighbourhood and am all too unfortunately aware of the weird/gross smell of crack

  30. LU AKA DIRTY SANCHEZ says – reply to this


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    I DONT KNOW WHO THIS CRACK WHORE IS….. BUT I POKE HER IN HER POOPER

  31. josie grosie says – reply to this


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    Drink it!!!!!!! Girl plezzzzeee……….she would tey inject it….if he can still find a vein…just to have KATE inside his system!

  32. Soulbutter says – reply to this


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    She needs to go away…and eat something. Fucking twat.

  33. holly says – reply to this


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    it will smell like when you sniff cocaine off of a moss covered log! :D

  34. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


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    FUCK HER AND FRAGRANCE…..

  35. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Crack is wack…cant wait to try it!

  36. youarejinxed says – reply to this


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    Smells like sweaty Kate Moss high on crack after f*cking Doherty

  37. critter says – reply to this


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    Even photoshop can't fix her jacked up nose. Does it look lumpy around the nostrils to anyone else?

  38. kyle says – reply to this


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    AUhuahuauahahhuahua

    very good one perez

  39. =]haha says – reply to this


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    haha perez youre so funny sometimes.

  40. boink says – reply to this


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    the new tom ford fragrance "tuscan leather" smells like cocaine for real

  41. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


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    Kate Moss - the fragrance for biatches: a mix of lemon cif, petrolium with a hint of talc.

  42. kim says – reply to this


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    My guess is that it smells like Pete's sweaty stinky balls. She keeps going back to this dirty guy so apparently she cant get enough of the smell and decided to bottle it up.

  43. Jo Jo says – reply to this


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    Photo is so retouched, she doesn't look like Kate.

  44. abbey says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahhahaha.

  45. miss dawn says – reply to this


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    I THINK IF HE TOOK SOME OF KATE'S PERFUME AND INJECTED INTO THE VIEN OF HIS NECK OR TINY COCK THAT HE WOULD GET THE BIGGEST RUSH EVER, I LOVE IT WHEN I PUT CLOROX ON MY AGITATED CLITORIS, FUCK YEAH

  46. Samuel says – reply to this


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    Ha, ha! That was a cute little joke. I liked it, really.

  47. MeMeMe says – reply to this


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    It probably smells like that nasty chick you can't remember meeting when she wakes up in your bed at half-past noon. You know that smell where she's sweating out twelve Long Island Iced Teas and two packs of Marlboros, and rotted vajay-jay juice.

    That's prolly what Kate's fragrance smells like.

  48. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    I'm not blogging to hate…I'm just saying I don't understand what the big deal is about Kate Moss. Uh hello…my name's Kate Moss im a skinny twig that doesn't eat….even if I were strait I still wouldn't get it. If I were strait I'd be attracted to a woman who had a little meat on their bones…a little sumthing sumthing to hold on to….Queen Latifah would totally be my type…not someone I could crush if I laid on her the wrong way! I mean really…how does she make love? She's obviously a top!

  49. Amy says – reply to this


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    Or shoot it!

  50. Bella says – reply to this


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    I'd buy it.

  51. lola says – reply to this


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    ewww kate moss is so ugly and stupid no one is gona buy her perfume. shes almost as bad as pete doherty

  52. MissVee says – reply to this


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    Legend has it that this is from an age-old, pre-prohibition "skunk-water" recipe originally developed in the American deep south - 1 part skunk-sweat to 2 parts "creepy wall-eyed kid from Deliverance" pee - looks like Kate may have been huffing the research samples for quite some time - you could park a lowrider between her eyebrows - can she look in two different directions at once? Dude looks like El Cameleon.

  53. Leigh says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH he'd probably try to drink it HAHA

  54. reynita says – reply to this


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    jajajaj u r hilarious

  55. Katie says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha pereztl ur wit astounds meeee :)

  56. Valley Tech Gal says – reply to this


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    Kate? What a boring smell.
    Moss ..now that is a fragrance!!

  57. Snickers says – reply to this


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    YUCK!! WHo would buy a fragrance made by her? Prolly smells like a crack pipe used by Pete Doherty, sweat, cigarettes, BO from not showering in 3 days, fried sausage and other disgusting English food.

  58. harryjoseph says – reply to this


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    i don't know why but i love her! Somehow she can do no wrong by me. We both love the rock boys and well some other things. She just has an amazing beauty that is like no other. You can't say that is not true!

  59. paula says – reply to this


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    maricón
    ¬¬

  60. Sam says – reply to this


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    At least she could use it to cover up the stench of garbage and piss that I'm sure follows him wherever he goes.

  61. lottie says – reply to this


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    and you will all be wearing it!!

    pete is vile, KATE IS AN ICON, everyone wants to be like her!!

    KATE YOUR THE BOLLOCKS