Things You Regret Saying
Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the September issue of Elle magazine.
The interview was conducted the day before her May DUI arrest. Before her second stint in rehab this year - at Promises in June. And before she was arrested a second time for DUI in July.
Your own words can come back and bite ya in the ass!
Lindsay on…..
On her reputation for drunk driving:
"They're looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, 'Oh Lindsay's wasted and driving drunk.' And that's not it. I wouldn't violate … I'm much more responsible than that." Of course she is.
On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
“I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn’t know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they’re in AA for, like, years.”
On her sometimes-boyfriend Calum Best:
“I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’
On her future projects:
“There’s this Walter Salles film I really want to do. It’s called On the Road. It has the vibe of that movie The Dreamers […] I want to work with Walter Salles so bad. I had to audition for him. It was the first audition I’ve had since Freaky Friday.”
On the media firestorm surrounding her:
“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”
On avoiding fame:
“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”
On being photographed without underwear:
“It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that shit – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.”
On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”
On her career aspirations:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”
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An award for 12 year old PARENT TRAP???? argh
I just skipped through and read some of what Li-Loser has to say. That's 6 or 7 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
what a role-model!
fizzzzz-urst
FIST
douche nozzle
She is an idiot!!!
oh linds…
She looks terrible on the mag cover. She's not the best looking in general, but this one is a bit worse.
Silly……..Fake………Liar
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY. THAT NIGHT I SUCKED ON YOUR CLIT WAS GLORIOUS! I LOVE YOU. YOU WILL BE FINE!
wow, what an idiot!!!
i thought that was dina! so sad, she really is talented but then she doesnt need to be saying how great she is 'people forget i played 2 characters when i was 12' blech
She's such a ho…
Why does she have to keep saying she's smart?
Those are all the wrong reasons to become an actress: arrogance, no humility, wanting an award, and thinking your shit don't stink. Well, Lindsay your over inflated ego makes you reek!
She's so humble…
First
third?
i'm done with lindz. i used to feel that she just needed to be given a break… now, i think she's full of herself and doesn't have regard for much else. the sooner she disappears from the limelight, the better! good riddance to bad rubish!
first
Ok, on the part "damn I look good"
"Good" like a young tired version of the Crypt Keeper, jeeze
first fucks. she sounds like a bitch.
haha what a loser
Maybe she should like read it while she's in like rehab, like really read it. Like like!!
Get the help you need and turn your life around.
what the hell??? Is this her 1025th Elle cover???
oh god shes so full of herself, sumone just shoot her already.
fucking dumbass
SHE is so damn SKANKY!!! Anerexia KILLS!!!
omg she is the dumbest CUNT EVER seriously she wants an award??? hahaha she'll get a razzie for i know who killed my carrer hahaha and how do you forget to put on underware? oh rehab must have really worked for her she is so despreate its sad she should die of an overdose or commite suicide then she will be famous forever! and then maybe she will get an award
Well, the route of her problem is definitely her ego. Once she can downsize that maybe she can look inside and find herself.
How is Betty Ford treating ya? Got detox yet?
she really needs to get over herself!
On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”
Its also called "coke" and it tends to do that…
She is such the little bitch….Who on Earth would nominate someone like her for an award…..Yeah good luck with that..Especially now. No one in their right mind would hire someone as immature, unprofessional and wild as her.
bitch ain't gettin no award
INSOMNIA=DOING COKE TIL' 10 AM
Shit…Dumb Bitch should have gotten 2 awards for Parent Trap…She's right….NOT!!!! This interview is hysterical…Almost got coffee up my nose with that one…nominated….Lucky if she works in something other than some soft porn…And her Mommy will be right there cheering her on…As long as the Cha-Ching doesn't stop.
xox, ilona rose
oh my days does she have a bit of an ego or what! mind you with all those 'yes' people around her its probs hard not to get a bit up your own arse. She seriously needs to wake up though, she can still do alright for herself if she just sorts her shit out a bit.
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”
FAVORITE LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay comes off in that interview like a spoiled, I-think-I'm-better-than-you, arrogant little cunt. She deserves what has happened to her and then some.
White Oprah fright wig!!!!
lindsey your "sleep troubles" are caused from the coke you stupid slut! it dont let you sleep
SHE IS COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL! CRACK! I REALLY HOPE SHE'S DONE. TOO BAD EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD WON'T READ THIS ARTICLE.
Jeez is she immature! She should be more worldly for being in this business. She really must miss her coke.
Boy, this douche really thinks she's something. Arrogance is SUCH an unattractive quality in a person, especially when it has become common knowledge what a fuck up she is. I hope she goes down…because anyone who thinks this highly of themselves with absolutely no regard for others doesn't deserve a damn thing. Little bitch. Her parents should be ashamed of the asshole daughter they've spawned.
This girl has some serious delusions about herself. It's actually really sad. She needed to be taken down a peg. Maybe now she will realize that she has to work to have a decent career. "I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve." Who cares? Does she really think she deserves an Oscar? It's unbelievable.
Wow, her head has gotten pretty big. Man, if she's that smart how come she's gotten popped twice in a three month span. Yeah, really sharp that one
lindsey does not look good. she's so ugly. one big freckle.
She's very smart????????????????????????? Who is she kidding? That's the funniest line in the whole thing!! She totally delusional………
what a stupid stuck up bitch.
dont worry linz–im sure there are at least a couple of razzies in your future and if you keep it up maybe you'll even win a porn award!
on the road! the kerouac book.. im really hoping that she doesnt get cast for that.. such an amazing writer and an amazing book i wouldnt want it getting ruined like that… its a shame really.
bitch needed a reality check….
So sick of seeing that smirking junkie. Had 1 good movie with Mean Girls (Rachel MacAdams was better!), and no other legal accomplishments to speak of. People only pay attention to her to see how she fucks up next, not because she does anything worthwhile but she can't seem to tell the difference. Waste of skin and air. Hopefully Hollywood will avoid her like the plague when she gets out so we don't have to see this ignorant disease-bag slut ever again…
*WoW* i wish i had her self-confidence! well, with a 2nd DUI, 2nd stint rehab, terrible movie role and these WORDS… i would say lindsay pretty much dun herself in.
doesn't seem like she knows on the road was a kerouac book before a walter salles movie……stupid bitch
Wow… just wow…This girl is beyond help I'm afraid.
ELLE is actually going to run this cover? I hope the public strikes back like they did towards Lindsay's movies, and doesn't buy this issue. There are plenty of other young role models that DESERVE to be on that cover.
I have never thought she was very attractive, not according to Hollywood's standards. There are good-looking people with freckles, but she is not one of them.
EW!!! I actually didn't mind her until I read that. Disappointing.
lindsay lohan ia a crackhead whore who doesnt wear panties when she is supposed to and who cant sleep because she does too much cocaine>other people deserve the spotlight more so than she does>but than again how can you aviod such a train wreck! hahaha
Lindsay Lohan farting on Jack Kerouac !
Im not much into doing that book into a movie think its more of a Bang! reading experience than what actually goes on with the characters. So i think it will sink but giving her a role would be everything you would expect from Hollywood.
Parent Trap - 21 y. o. would be a lovely project for this young lady.
I've been feeling very sorry for Lindsay in the past few days. That is, until I read this. WHAT A DOUCHE!!! You can't make up shiz like that…
All I've got to say is LOL.
Every time she opens her mouth, it convinces me more and more that Michael actually pissed in Dina…
she is the most ignorant person ever. the sad part is that she doesnt even realize how moronic and arrogant she sounds. an award?? for your work? im sorry, she's not even talented. anyone can "act" if the part is stupid valley girl.
What about that picture of her haggard box when she was getting out of a boat in Europe with a dress on with NO underwear?
i think perez even ran that one.
lol does she ever tell the truth?
oh my gosh… if the interview wasn't bad enough… her cover photo! OH MY GOD! she looks like her wrinkly old mom! That is definitely the scariest thing here… ugh god yuck… although my fave. part of the interview "I'm distracting people from global warming" oh god that is PRICELESS!
Are you kidding me? Is she really that cracked-out that she thinks playing 2 (incredibly similar) characters as a 12 year old deserves an award?
At least she takes some responsibility for taking away from important issues in the news… I gotta say that redeemed her a little bit in my book.
Oh, my, is Li-ho full of herself. What is so remarkable about playing two people when you're 12. It's not like that was an award winning part. I mean, it was a remake, and the other girl did what she did too, and better. Seriously, she loves the food at Ivy? I'm sure the Ivy is tasty, but so are so many other restaurants that she could eat at. And Robertson Drive, I won't even dignify. She is immature and completely narcisitic and okaying it by saying all actors are. INSOMNIA: Hello, you do coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This dumb little girl is so incredibly full of shit…. clueless….
Why is she referring to Calum Best as a friggin actor? He's just the son of an ex footballer!
It is scary how old she looks for someone who is 21. But that's been true for a while. A lot of these starlets are the same way. Look at Britney. 26 going on 40.
I really fucking hate this girl. I really, really do.
Coke Head! Coke Head! Drunkie Slutty Coke Head!
boo hoo anyone?
Lindsay wants to be in a film based on the classic Jack Kerouac book? Laughable! She doesn't have the intellect nor the emotional depth to even get through the book!
2 much alcohol + 2 much coke = insomnia…
Haha…I never really tripped off of her/paid attention to Lindz but I kinda like her…….lol.
i was ready to give her the benefit of a doubt that she at least THOUGHT she was telling the truth at the time… UNTIL she said she likes the food at the IVY!!!! I seriously don't know why people go there. I've eaten there before and the food has always been shitty and mediocre and bland at best.
WoW! She gives herself a lot of credit, she genuinely believes she's the shit.
She is in for a HUGE dose of reality!!
Fuckin' Loser!
i really can't stand this chick anymore, grow up and have responsibility! she said her male friend and her were just a like go figure they are both coke heads! i just hope when the day comes that she dies from an overdose that they don't compare her to anyone great, she is no legend! what has she done with her life… parent trap, kirby fully loaded, yah loaded for sure!
In a perfect world you should be able to eat at the Ivy, but guess what it's surrounded by photographers!!!! You actually do have talent, but you're allowing your party and drug habits to ruin it all. Do you understand what RUIN'S mean????????????? You have time to turn it around, turn it around!!!!!!!!
Is that Farrah?
a LITTLE bit narcissistic?
DIE BITCH
why is she pulling up her dress isnt this suppose to be a classy magazine? noone wants to see your firecrotch hahahahaha
HHAHHAA! She is a riot! I want to believe she is not that dumb, that the interview just spun her in that direction, but I know that she is just a stupid kid who feels 10 feet tall and bulletproof. Oh yeah, her acting is right up there with the greatest Oscar winners! Why oh why did they overlook her!
Gee, I don't know why I can't sleep after that eight ball…and i feel nervous too! SO Weird!!! thank god for the Ivy because that is the only restaurant in LA, so weird how i love their food! So weird I haven't received an Academy Award for my faking a sober life- now that is some serious acting, miss sunshine got nothing on that!!!
"people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”
ahahahahahahahaha. Yes, please give her an oscar for that performance! NOT!!!!!
She looks like Tara Reid in that picture.
What's sad is that in TV interviews she seems like a nice, normal girl. Then you hear about all the shit she does in her real life and it's really pathetic. Isn't there a single friend who can really get through to this girl and help her realize whats important in life? It seems like her only friends are fellow cokeheads and alcoholics.
What an narcissistic a-hole.
The girl is nuts.
lol Of course you played two characters…you have multiple personality disorder.
You're typecast. Get it?
DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS. DID THIS IDIOT EVEN GRADUATE FROM THE 8TH GRADE??????
i don't wear underware either…but i do it on purpose. what is a cunt?
Everyone was focused on global warming and the war in Iraq but that all came to a stand still because we need to focus on what Lindsay is up to, how she's feeling, where she's eating, what are her life long goals……a little bit narcissistic……try over the top honey! Keep her locked up somewhere until that huge ego has been deflated back to its normal size. Then the world will be a better place and our roads and highways will be safer as well.