Things You Regret Saying

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Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the September issue of Elle magazine.

The interview was conducted the day before her May DUI arrest. Before her second stint in rehab this year - at Promises in June. And before she was arrested a second time for DUI in July.

Your own words can come back and bite ya in the ass!

Lindsay on…..

On her reputation for drunk driving:
"They're looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, 'Oh Lindsay's wasted and driving drunk.' And that's not it. I wouldn't violate … I'm much more responsible than that." Of course she is.

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
“I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn’t know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they’re in AA for, like, years.”

On her sometimes-boyfriend Calum Best:
“I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’

On her future projects:
“There’s this Walter Salles film I really want to do. It’s called On the Road. It has the vibe of that movie The Dreamers […] I want to work with Walter Salles so bad. I had to audition for him. It was the first audition I’ve had since Freaky Friday.”

On the media firestorm surrounding her:
“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

On avoiding fame:
“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”

On being photographed without underwear:
“It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that shit – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.”

On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”

On her career aspirations:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

    Posted: Aug 3, 2007 at 11:10 am / Email this  »

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    1. dan says – reply to this


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    2. carrie says – reply to this


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      An award for 12 year old PARENT TRAP???? argh

    3. Becky says – reply to this


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      I just skipped through and read some of what Li-Loser has to say. That's 6 or 7 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

    4. Stu says – reply to this


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      what a role-model!

    5. shelby says – reply to this


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      fizzzzz-urst

    6. LLOYD says – reply to this


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      FIST

    7. clean it up says – reply to this


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      douche nozzle

    8. Carl says – reply to this


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      She is an idiot!!!

    9. lara says – reply to this


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      oh linds…

    10. FURBY says – reply to this


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      She looks terrible on the mag cover. She's not the best looking in general, but this one is a bit worse.

    11. princess no one says – reply to this


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      Silly……..Fake………Liar

    12. Samantha says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU LINDSAY. THAT NIGHT I SUCKED ON YOUR CLIT WAS GLORIOUS! I LOVE YOU. YOU WILL BE FINE!

    13. carl says – reply to this


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      wow, what an idiot!!!

    14. andrea says – reply to this


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      i thought that was dina! so sad, she really is talented but then she doesnt need to be saying how great she is 'people forget i played 2 characters when i was 12' blech

    15. ian says – reply to this


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      She's such a ho…

    16. Alice says – reply to this


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      Why does she have to keep saying she's smart?

    17. Kate says – reply to this


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      Those are all the wrong reasons to become an actress: arrogance, no humility, wanting an award, and thinking your shit don't stink. Well, Lindsay your over inflated ego makes you reek!

    18. Janice says – reply to this


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      She's so humble…

    19. MS says – reply to this


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      First

    20. lindsay says – reply to this


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      third?

    21. whaaat says – reply to this


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      i'm done with lindz. i used to feel that she just needed to be given a break… now, i think she's full of herself and doesn't have regard for much else. the sooner she disappears from the limelight, the better! good riddance to bad rubish!

    22. brookelyn says – reply to this


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      first

    23. Aubree says – reply to this


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      Ok, on the part "damn I look good"

      "Good" like a young tired version of the Crypt Keeper, jeeze

    24. rachal says – reply to this


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      first fucks. she sounds like a bitch.

    25. fresh says – reply to this


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      haha what a loser

    26. key says – reply to this


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      Maybe she should like read it while she's in like rehab, like really read it. Like like!!

    27. Joe says – reply to this


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      Get the help you need and turn your life around.

    28. LEahbeah says – reply to this


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      what the hell??? Is this her 1025th Elle cover???

    29. lukis says – reply to this


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      oh god shes so full of herself, sumone just shoot her already.

    30. elyse says – reply to this


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      fucking dumbass

    31. TRICKSTER TREY says – reply to this


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      SHE is so damn SKANKY!!! Anerexia KILLS!!!

    32. El$* says – reply to this


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      omg she is the dumbest CUNT EVER seriously she wants an award??? hahaha she'll get a razzie for i know who killed my carrer hahaha and how do you forget to put on underware? oh rehab must have really worked for her she is so despreate its sad she should die of an overdose or commite suicide then she will be famous forever! and then maybe she will get an award

    33. jfab says – reply to this


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      Well, the route of her problem is definitely her ego. Once she can downsize that maybe she can look inside and find herself.

    34. Diane McFarland says – reply to this


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      How is Betty Ford treating ya? Got detox yet?

    35. vanessa says – reply to this


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      she really needs to get over herself!

    36. andmydayisrad says – reply to this


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      On sleep troubles:
      “I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”

      Its also called "coke" and it tends to do that…

    37. KB says – reply to this


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      She is such the little bitch….Who on Earth would nominate someone like her for an award…..Yeah good luck with that..Especially now. No one in their right mind would hire someone as immature, unprofessional and wild as her.

    38. ATX says – reply to this


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      bitch ain't gettin no award

    39. kiki12 says – reply to this


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      INSOMNIA=DOING COKE TIL' 10 AM

    40. ilona rose says – reply to this


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      Shit…Dumb Bitch should have gotten 2 awards for Parent Trap…She's right….NOT!!!! This interview is hysterical…Almost got coffee up my nose with that one…nominated….Lucky if she works in something other than some soft porn…And her Mommy will be right there cheering her on…As long as the Cha-Ching doesn't stop.
      xox, ilona rose

    41. EmmaUK says – reply to this


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      oh my days does she have a bit of an ego or what! mind you with all those 'yes' people around her its probs hard not to get a bit up your own arse. She seriously needs to wake up though, she can still do alright for herself if she just sorts her shit out a bit.

    42. melisa says – reply to this


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      “I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

      FAVORITE LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!

    43. WHAT A CONCEITED BITCH! says – reply to this


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      Lindsay comes off in that interview like a spoiled, I-think-I'm-better-than-you, arrogant little cunt. She deserves what has happened to her and then some.

    44. JenniferH says – reply to this


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      White Oprah fright wig!!!!

    45. i care really says – reply to this


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      lindsey your "sleep troubles" are caused from the coke you stupid slut! it dont let you sleep

    46. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      SHE IS COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL! CRACK! I REALLY HOPE SHE'S DONE. TOO BAD EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD WON'T READ THIS ARTICLE.

    47. All American Girl says – reply to this


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      Jeez is she immature! She should be more worldly for being in this business. She really must miss her coke.

    48. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Boy, this douche really thinks she's something. Arrogance is SUCH an unattractive quality in a person, especially when it has become common knowledge what a fuck up she is. I hope she goes down…because anyone who thinks this highly of themselves with absolutely no regard for others doesn't deserve a damn thing. Little bitch. Her parents should be ashamed of the asshole daughter they've spawned.

    49. fd says – reply to this


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      This girl has some serious delusions about herself. It's actually really sad. She needed to be taken down a peg. Maybe now she will realize that she has to work to have a decent career. "I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve." Who cares? Does she really think she deserves an Oscar? It's unbelievable.

    50. Spike says – reply to this


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      Wow, her head has gotten pretty big. Man, if she's that smart how come she's gotten popped twice in a three month span. Yeah, really sharp that one

    51. t says – reply to this


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      lindsey does not look good. she's so ugly. one big freckle.

    52. brainchild says – reply to this


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      She's very smart????????????????????????? Who is she kidding? That's the funniest line in the whole thing!! She totally delusional………

    53. tricia says – reply to this


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      what a stupid stuck up bitch.

    54. qt196 says – reply to this


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      dont worry linz–im sure there are at least a couple of razzies in your future and if you keep it up maybe you'll even win a porn award!

    55. tearyouapart says – reply to this


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      on the road! the kerouac book.. im really hoping that she doesnt get cast for that.. such an amazing writer and an amazing book i wouldnt want it getting ruined like that… its a shame really.

    56. nat says – reply to this


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      bitch needed a reality check….

    57. Ugh. says – reply to this


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      So sick of seeing that smirking junkie. Had 1 good movie with Mean Girls (Rachel MacAdams was better!), and no other legal accomplishments to speak of. People only pay attention to her to see how she fucks up next, not because she does anything worthwhile but she can't seem to tell the difference. Waste of skin and air. Hopefully Hollywood will avoid her like the plague when she gets out so we don't have to see this ignorant disease-bag slut ever again…

    58. joehawkins says – reply to this


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      *WoW* i wish i had her self-confidence! well, with a 2nd DUI, 2nd stint rehab, terrible movie role and these WORDS… i would say lindsay pretty much dun herself in.

    59. douche says – reply to this


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      doesn't seem like she knows on the road was a kerouac book before a walter salles movie……stupid bitch

    60. Kel says – reply to this


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      Wow… just wow…This girl is beyond help I'm afraid.

    61. MEMEME says – reply to this


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      ELLE is actually going to run this cover? I hope the public strikes back like they did towards Lindsay's movies, and doesn't buy this issue. There are plenty of other young role models that DESERVE to be on that cover.

    62. SHE'S NOT ATTRACTIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE says – reply to this


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      I have never thought she was very attractive, not according to Hollywood's standards. There are good-looking people with freckles, but she is not one of them.

    63. Ashley says – reply to this


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      EW!!! I actually didn't mind her until I read that. Disappointing.

    64. tara says – reply to this


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      lindsay lohan ia a crackhead whore who doesnt wear panties when she is supposed to and who cant sleep because she does too much cocaine>other people deserve the spotlight more so than she does>but than again how can you aviod such a train wreck! hahaha

    65. Monster says – reply to this


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      Lindsay Lohan farting on Jack Kerouac !
      Im not much into doing that book into a movie think its more of a Bang! reading experience than what actually goes on with the characters. So i think it will sink but giving her a role would be everything you would expect from Hollywood.

      Parent Trap - 21 y. o. would be a lovely project for this young lady.

    66. MarieElaine says – reply to this


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      I've been feeling very sorry for Lindsay in the past few days. That is, until I read this. WHAT A DOUCHE!!! You can't make up shiz like that…

    67. Alex says – reply to this


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      All I've got to say is LOL.

    68. What an ass! says – reply to this


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      Every time she opens her mouth, it convinces me more and more that Michael actually pissed in Dina…

    69. diana says – reply to this


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      she is the most ignorant person ever. the sad part is that she doesnt even realize how moronic and arrogant she sounds. an award?? for your work? im sorry, she's not even talented. anyone can "act" if the part is stupid valley girl.

    70. intheknow says – reply to this


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      What about that picture of her haggard box when she was getting out of a boat in Europe with a dress on with NO underwear?

      i think perez even ran that one.

      lol does she ever tell the truth?

    71. Ari says – reply to this


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      oh my gosh… if the interview wasn't bad enough… her cover photo! OH MY GOD! she looks like her wrinkly old mom! That is definitely the scariest thing here… ugh god yuck… although my fave. part of the interview "I'm distracting people from global warming" oh god that is PRICELESS!

    72. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Are you kidding me? Is she really that cracked-out that she thinks playing 2 (incredibly similar) characters as a 12 year old deserves an award?

      At least she takes some responsibility for taking away from important issues in the news… I gotta say that redeemed her a little bit in my book.

    73. Get over your orange self says – reply to this


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      Oh, my, is Li-ho full of herself. What is so remarkable about playing two people when you're 12. It's not like that was an award winning part. I mean, it was a remake, and the other girl did what she did too, and better. Seriously, she loves the food at Ivy? I'm sure the Ivy is tasty, but so are so many other restaurants that she could eat at. And Robertson Drive, I won't even dignify. She is immature and completely narcisitic and okaying it by saying all actors are. INSOMNIA: Hello, you do coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    74. ClstGspRdr says – reply to this


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      This dumb little girl is so incredibly full of shit…. clueless….

    75. edaj says – reply to this


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      Why is she referring to Calum Best as a friggin actor? He's just the son of an ex footballer!

    76. fd says – reply to this


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      It is scary how old she looks for someone who is 21. But that's been true for a while. A lot of these starlets are the same way. Look at Britney. 26 going on 40.

    77. Please die Lindsay says – reply to this


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      I really fucking hate this girl. I really, really do.

    78. huh says – reply to this


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      Coke Head! Coke Head! Drunkie Slutty Coke Head!

    79. boo hoo? says – reply to this


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      boo hoo anyone?

    80. WAnger says – reply to this


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      Lindsay wants to be in a film based on the classic Jack Kerouac book? Laughable! She doesn't have the intellect nor the emotional depth to even get through the book!

    81. 2much2soon says – reply to this


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      2 much alcohol + 2 much coke = insomnia…

    82. T says – reply to this


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      Haha…I never really tripped off of her/paid attention to Lindz but I kinda like her…….lol.

    83. cari says – reply to this


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      i was ready to give her the benefit of a doubt that she at least THOUGHT she was telling the truth at the time… UNTIL she said she likes the food at the IVY!!!! I seriously don't know why people go there. I've eaten there before and the food has always been shitty and mediocre and bland at best.

    84. Johana says – reply to this


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      WoW! She gives herself a lot of credit, she genuinely believes she's the shit.
      She is in for a HUGE dose of reality!!
      Fuckin' Loser!

    85. ambrosia says – reply to this


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      i really can't stand this chick anymore, grow up and have responsibility! she said her male friend and her were just a like go figure they are both coke heads! i just hope when the day comes that she dies from an overdose that they don't compare her to anyone great, she is no legend! what has she done with her life… parent trap, kirby fully loaded, yah loaded for sure!

    86. Ginger says – reply to this


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      In a perfect world you should be able to eat at the Ivy, but guess what it's surrounded by photographers!!!! You actually do have talent, but you're allowing your party and drug habits to ruin it all. Do you understand what RUIN'S mean????????????? You have time to turn it around, turn it around!!!!!!!!

    87. Dawn says – reply to this


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      Is that Farrah?

    88. rej says – reply to this


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      a LITTLE bit narcissistic?

      DIE BITCH

    89. El$* says – reply to this


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      why is she pulling up her dress isnt this suppose to be a classy magazine? noone wants to see your firecrotch hahahahaha

    90. MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this


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      HHAHHAA! She is a riot! I want to believe she is not that dumb, that the interview just spun her in that direction, but I know that she is just a stupid kid who feels 10 feet tall and bulletproof. Oh yeah, her acting is right up there with the greatest Oscar winners! Why oh why did they overlook her!

    91. lindsay crackalina blohan says – reply to this


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      Gee, I don't know why I can't sleep after that eight ball…and i feel nervous too! SO Weird!!! thank god for the Ivy because that is the only restaurant in LA, so weird how i love their food! So weird I haven't received an Academy Award for my faking a sober life- now that is some serious acting, miss sunshine got nothing on that!!!

    92. Sarah says – reply to this


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      "people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

      ahahahahahahahaha. Yes, please give her an oscar for that performance! NOT!!!!!

    93. MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this


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      She looks like Tara Reid in that picture.

    94. Brooklyn says – reply to this


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      What's sad is that in TV interviews she seems like a nice, normal girl. Then you hear about all the shit she does in her real life and it's really pathetic. Isn't there a single friend who can really get through to this girl and help her realize whats important in life? It seems like her only friends are fellow cokeheads and alcoholics.

    95. Rae says – reply to this


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      What an narcissistic a-hole.

    96. RypperLR says – reply to this


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      The girl is nuts.

    97. Hollywood director says – reply to this


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      lol Of course you played two characters…you have multiple personality disorder.

      You're typecast. Get it?

    98. Luy says – reply to this


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      DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS. DID THIS IDIOT EVEN GRADUATE FROM THE 8TH GRADE??????

    99. jane says – reply to this


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      i don't wear underware either…but i do it on purpose. what is a cunt?

    100. yeah right! says – reply to this


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      Everyone was focused on global warming and the war in Iraq but that all came to a stand still because we need to focus on what Lindsay is up to, how she's feeling, where she's eating, what are her life long goals……a little bit narcissistic……try over the top honey! Keep her locked up somewhere until that huge ego has been deflated back to its normal size. Then the world will be a better place and our roads and highways will be safer as well.

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