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It's Perez in 12 years!

The Cure's Robert Smith performs with his band in Perth, Australia, on Saturday night.

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Posted: Aug 4, 2007 at 11:24 pm / Email this »

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whatthefuck says – reply to this

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whatthefuck
snakelady says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Steve says – reply to this

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NASTY
Danii says – reply to this

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It's like Dawn of the Dead on heroin. O.o
jlhpisces says – reply to this

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ouch
DD says – reply to this

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First
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I'm offended!!!
holly says – reply to this

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third
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Yeah!! That will be YOU Perez…in 2 years not 10
adrea says – reply to this

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FIRST
bob says – reply to this

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ew
Name says – reply to this

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1st bithes
Julie says – reply to this

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Ewwwwww.
nastEy says – reply to this

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thats nastEy as fergie would say
zxcvbn says – reply to this

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xcvbn
Katie says – reply to this

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Wow is all ive really got to say…
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Boy is making me cry.
Finnegan says – reply to this

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Ewwwww
Megan says – reply to this

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There it is….Gross!
Uhhm says – reply to this

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perez, sorry to break your heart but you'll be way worse then that in 12 years bud!
dfsf says – reply to this

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16th!
ilovehateperez says – reply to this

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perez. can you get a life?
Chuck-o says – reply to this

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i love him no matter what!! the cure is fantastic!!!
PARTYjessicafrommiamiPARTY says – reply to this

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omg he's so cute omg i'd totally do him
doesntmatter says – reply to this

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grossssss
jenn says – reply to this

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oh man.
youll be hotter to the max in 20 yrs p
Victoria True says – reply to this

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Even if you look like that in 12 years I will still worship you, Perez! You're fucken fabulous…
PARTYjessicafrommiamiPARTY says – reply to this

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omg he's so cute i'd totally do him
Debbie says – reply to this

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Can't old muso's just grow old gracefully, and admit when it's time to retire!
JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this

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It is Perez next week.
miss dawn says – reply to this

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kim, it reminds me of chris
gabzilaaaa. says – reply to this

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oh, wow.
i can see perez looking like that.
if he went lindsay lohan crazy. :[
but, let's hope he doesn't turn out like poor, pathetic lindsay.
chelchik says – reply to this

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The Cure are awesome.
Terie Cooper says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck hahahhahahaha omg loser
jenuh says – reply to this

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LOLZZZZ
Vann says – reply to this

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Ur a hot mama perez! You won't look like shit!
Love from Montrealll!
yum says – reply to this

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yummy hes pretty hot- him and dreamboat doherty should get toghter
News Fucking Flash says – reply to this

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I HATE your fat ass for making fun of other fat people. How can each one of your mudflaps just escape you when you point the finger at someone in your herd. but thank you for making fun of someone who thinks black eyeliner will conceal the 50 lbs he carries around. why do fat people always go all out on their hair? WHY?!!!! cortisol
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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He looks like Gummi Bear……..
Heyheyhey says – reply to this

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leave Robert alone… He is GOD!!!!!!!
Michael says – reply to this

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It's actually a photo of Dina Lohan WITHOUT her makeup.
j says – reply to this

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Damn, son.
Dragonish1 says – reply to this

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He looks like Edward ScissorHands fat twin. This look quits being edgy and becomes sad after age 30. Time 4 him to evolve. Love their music though
lydia says – reply to this

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Good God!!!
Aussie Bee says – reply to this

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Thats great he played in Perth. Most snobs wont go to the west coast of OZ to play because its too expensive to take the whole tour there.
Shady says – reply to this

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Scary! This dude needs gastric bypass and a freaking new hairdo. He looks like Edward Scissorhands! Perez, you slay me, babydoll! I freaking love you, man! You always keep me laughing. Keep up the good work, my friend! Texas loves you! *Wink*wink*kiss*kiss~
Andy Dick says – reply to this

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I'd hit that
Jane says – reply to this

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You could never be Robert Smith in 12 years– he has something actually referred to as "talent."
WTF says – reply to this

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I'm going to assume that there is no stylist involved here. Who, as a child, aspires to be this, one day? I mean did he sit around in his room and say, "When I grow up, I want to be the ugliest, most grotesque person, on the face of the planet?" Too bad, so sad, Marilyn Manson beat you to it!
smitmem says – reply to this

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ummm…. who is that
bridgie says – reply to this

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POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A RUSTY FORK SO I WILL NEVER HAVE TO LAY EYES ON THIS MONSTROSITY OF A BLOATED ASS MAN LIVIN IN THE PAST….
Not the best says – reply to this

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Not the best pic, but I still love The Cure.
karen says – reply to this

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46th bitches!
kaseyl says – reply to this

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LOOK IT'S PEREZ. Oh wait, this guy has talent and doesn't sit behind a computer with pink hair and a handy dildo, glossing himself that he has celebrity friends. Of course, i'm on your site, so you're laughing all the way to the bank.
karen says – reply to this

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errr make that 56th.
yeah,right says – reply to this

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BLOODY HELL!
yo momma nuqqa! says – reply to this

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wow.
not pretty.
u?
12 yearz?
btw:
I LOVEEE YOUR SITE!
dtd says – reply to this

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Disintegration is the best album EVER!

Perez could never even presume to compare himself to Robert Smith.
Allison says – reply to this

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he's a legend…come on!
Sarah says – reply to this

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oh.my.god. I sit here and laugh when people defend the nobodies in your "If you're easily offended" sections because they are usually defending douche bags such as Beyonce, Bruce Willis, and Shanna Moekler. However, I must say that Robert Smith is an absolute GOD. Who cares how he looks? He's got more talent and genius in a single hair follicle than all of the new artist and bands in Hollywood combined. Maybe instead of making aesthetically appealing physical appearances your top priority, you should concentrate on talent. I would give my ovaries to be able to see The Cure in concert. But alas I am but a poor college student with a dream and I’m missing their concert in Charlotte, NC because I have to pay 500$ for text books. :-/ I still
Ryan says – reply to this

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It puts the lotion on its skin………..or it gets the hose again. ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!
maika says – reply to this

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at least he's still out there rockin'. the Cure is fucking awesome.
Melinda says – reply to this

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Just Like Hell
ndfaninaz says – reply to this

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totally agree with you Sarah

and doesn't it suck that textbooks are so freakin expensive?!?!
Nicholey! says – reply to this

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haha fugly. i do not think you could EVER look like that
britter says – reply to this

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*HELP* i am only postin this here cause I know a lot of ppl will prolly see it. i had a beauty mark (not a raised mole) on my face and it got a pimple like under/near it so i accidentally picked off the beauty mark and now theres just a spot where it was. does anyone know will it grow back??? pleaseee thank you
Sarah says – reply to this

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It cut off the part where I said " I still
GOGO says – reply to this

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first
Juc says – reply to this

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I bet he has gigantic pimples in the dark sweaty places of his body.
k says – reply to this

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you wish
muah says – reply to this

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Ewwwww..Have NO clue who he is, but he is Ewwwwwwww!!
for britter says – reply to this

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it will come back. don't worry.
ally says – reply to this

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At least he isn't wearing black nailpolish. Fug, though.
kelly says – reply to this

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What?! A 48 year-old man (who is an absolute genius, btw, and has done a lot more for the world than your pathetic attention-seeking ass, P) who doesn't try to look like an anorexic teenager is offensive?!?

Um… don't think so. Nope. He could gain 100 pounds and still be a hell of a lot more attractive than you are, Perez.
britter says – reply to this

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#75 haha thank you im just paranoid i guess
jarvis says – reply to this

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fat bob indeed
Brit says – reply to this

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I also agree with you, Sarah. I want to see the Cure in Charlotte too but with school coming up - no wayyyy. Still going to Body Worlds though!
Annabella says – reply to this

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its robert smith you idiots! no matter what he does its ok. because he is just amazing. what a classic!
dextersmama says – reply to this

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BLASPHEMY!!!!
no one- I MEAN NO ONE ON THIS EARTH IS COOLER THAN ROBERT SMITH!!!
People get old. it happens- he is still the world's greatest rockstar!!!
nahbovier says – reply to this

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ok..who made that?
jellybean says – reply to this

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omfg!
heather says – reply to this

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perez in 12 years ? hardly, its perez now !
bobert rocks says – reply to this

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OK Perez, I usually love your stuff, but this is just crossing the line. The Cure are legend and Robert Smith is a musical genius. He's getting close to hitting 50 but he's still hotter than hot. The pic you used gives him no justice. Try finding one that he's not all hot and sweaty in.
jenna mitchell says – reply to this

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Whatever. This motherfucker still rocks. I've already got tickets to see them in Dallas in October.
Cure is awesome says – reply to this

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Robert Smith and The Cure are the best. Fuck off Perez!
roxana says – reply to this

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FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE
thats robert fuckin smith!!
hes not even ugly dumbasses
hes a legend!!!
Allie says – reply to this

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Is that a vulva on his chin?
bobdman says – reply to this

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what 12 years? Looks like Perez NOW !!! Perez must have a high opinion of his looks.
mark says – reply to this

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fuck you perez….robert smith has done more for culture and music than you ever could…its easy to make fun, but harder to actually create.
farrah says – reply to this

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oh helll.
gomez says – reply to this

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i thought that was you now?
Ed says – reply to this

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This is how the girls from Sex and the City will look when they come out with the movie version.
jenny says – reply to this

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when drama queens go bad
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I love the 80's hair, though. You gotta love that sh#t. Stringy f#cked up perm looking hair.
bitch says – reply to this

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all those goth chicks would do him still in a beat of the heart…
Perez says – reply to this

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I am a fat loser.
tom says – reply to this

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you suck. Robert Smith will always be more talented than you. Keep him off your website. He has incredible talent and shouldn't be in the midst of your crap stories.
BeefDaddy says – reply to this

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Well-I guess that takes the lead out of MY pencil !
whatever says – reply to this

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You wish you were Robert Smith. He is a fucking legend. He is also in his late 40's. He looks damn good for a man his age.
madeline says – reply to this

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troll hair + but chin + amy winehouse makeup = one fugly man

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