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The scene: Malibu. Saturday.

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Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are engaged in a deep conversation about ______.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm / Email this  »

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    1. MICHELE says – reply to this


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      wOW

    2. r2sweetie84 says – reply to this


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      first. who gives a shit?

    3. NO! says – reply to this


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      NO!

    4. Nesta says – reply to this


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      nothing special

    5. alkdfalfjk says – reply to this


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      oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    6. First says – reply to this


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      The new Valtrax.

    7. lauren says – reply to this


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      1st

    8. liam says – reply to this


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      obviously about paris's "expieriences" in jail
      DUHHHH

    9. Paige says – reply to this


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      Wheres my comment?? They are probably talking about themselves. Shocking huh?

    10. hvhv says – reply to this


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      first

    11. Sam says – reply to this


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      how brandon smells like vagina

    12. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      who's dumber

    13. Loca says – reply to this


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      lubrications!!!

    14. jr says – reply to this


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      his UGLY shorts?!

    15. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Hi

    16. FIRST says – reply to this


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      I AM FIRST

    17. diana says – reply to this


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      new nicknames for lindsay lohan

    18. kat says – reply to this


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      "psst paris.. you have a little spinach in your teeth.."

    19. Christine says – reply to this


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      Homeopathic remedies for STD's.

    20. Leila says – reply to this


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      Iraq

    21. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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      Sucking cock.

    22. commentor says – reply to this


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      The growing effect emerging markets are having on the valuation of the US dollar.

    23. meow says – reply to this


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      How to get rid of his smegma hahahahaha

    24. Ona says – reply to this


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      giving eachother tips on how to prevent their std breakouts from showin up…

    25. Bea says – reply to this


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      … the best dealers in the area

    26. ... says – reply to this


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      probably about firecrotches

    27. Christine says – reply to this


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      For somebody who supposedly has so much money, she looks like she just went on a shopping spree at the Goodwill Store.

    28. Ryan Atwood Seacrest Ross says – reply to this


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      maybe they're talking about how traumatic Paris' stay in prison was, or about how her sunnies make her look like she's Barbie's pet fly. lol!!

    29. 2 says – reply to this


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      their new sex tape.

      just kidding

    30. commentor says – reply to this


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      if it's true that the direction they are facing is always north.

    31. c8f says – reply to this


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      lindsay lohan's red-haired cooch

    32. e says – reply to this


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      lindsay lohan….or he is trying to get money out of her.

    33. k says – reply to this


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      Sunglasses!

    34. Linny44 says – reply to this


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      he can't see Paris she's in a camo bathing suit she bends in with with background…….he's talking to himself about how pretty and wet looking his hair is

    35. 8 says – reply to this


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      how great life is

    36. Linny44 says – reply to this


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      he can't see Paris she's in a camo bathing suit she blends in with with background…….he's talking to himself about how pretty and wet looking his hair is

    37. c says – reply to this


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      the dumbass bitch in the back with the chihuahua

    38. Linny44 says – reply to this


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      he can't see Paris she's in a camo bathing suit she blends in with the background…….he's talking to himself about how pretty and wet looking his hair is

    39. kix says – reply to this


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      drugs and bathroomaction..

    40. ur mom says – reply to this


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      bout the plan for killin nichole's baby

    41. Marina says – reply to this


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      Brandon says: "can you believe how greasy my hair looks?"
      Paris says: "Jiji, Well, I do, but I'm too nice to tell you that is totally groos"
      Brandon: "Oh… ok. Doy you wanna touch it?"
      Paris: "Arg…No, thanks. I'd just wash my hands"

    42. lannie jones says – reply to this


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      Greasy: "let's go upstairs and do it on the floor, doggie style!"
      Paris: "that's hot"

    43. myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this


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      10 things that he would like to do in a private cell

    44. Tamara says – reply to this


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      Man, she's got some boats!!!!!

    45. abbey says – reply to this


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      he could buy her swimsuit

    46. I've got it! says – reply to this


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      On whether they should collerbate on doing a commercial on Valtrex.

    47. Bean says – reply to this


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      Where he likes to put his blow.

    48. Ginny says – reply to this


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      how ugly her bathing suit is!

    49. jingles says – reply to this


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      …Herpes

    50. B's Wife says – reply to this


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      He wants to borrow more money.

    51. jazzebelle says – reply to this


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      myspace.com/toutebelle

    52. sexy says – reply to this


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      who's going to shave who.

    53. Anna says – reply to this


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      GOD! Paris must die.. or become poor or something..
      Who cares..

    54. BiggaB says – reply to this


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      About firecrotch.

    55. embo says – reply to this


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      valtrax

    56. k says – reply to this


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      ’bout becks and robbie as gay in desperatehousewives, duh.

    57. Maria says – reply to this


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      HOW TO REMOVE THE GROSS GREASE FROM HIS FACE!

    58. Gummi Bear says – reply to this


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      Greasy Bear: How about if we hook up my brother with your girlfriend Perez?
      Parisite: I don't think that's a good idea - Perez like's his meat lean. He's on a diet.
      Greasy Bear: Well then how about setting me up with him?
      Parisite: Nope - that won't work either - Grease upsets his stomach.

    59. El Cangri says – reply to this


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      FIRE CROTCHES!!!

    60. Mavrix Online says – reply to this


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      their separate blowjob styles.

    61. Lolita says – reply to this


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      perez's last post!

    62. RC says – reply to this


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      THE STAIN ON THE BOTTOM OF BRANDON'S SHORTS

    63. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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      which medicine best controls their herpes–Valtrex or acycolvir. It pains me to admit this but I do like the camo swimsuit.

    64. angela says – reply to this


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      "who takes more cock"

    65. whatever says – reply to this


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      How he tooted a minute ago and it was funny.

    66. Brandon Diecotomi says – reply to this


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      Shrooms and Pot

    67. kitty bunbun says – reply to this


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      crabs!

    68. G says – reply to this


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      Crotch Crickets!

    69. SMS says – reply to this


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      Her gigantic feet!!!

    70. a*y says – reply to this


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      Her feet are huge! Hilarious! Who is Brandon Davis?!?!?!

    71. whitney says – reply to this


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      how baby spice keeps shooting them looks from the background…

    72. Michelle says – reply to this


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      How his nose tingles from all the coke he just did.

    73. ana says – reply to this


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      ew paris has bigger feet than brandon.

    74. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Her monster feet!

    75. gia says – reply to this


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      what a freakin slimeball he is…and how he didn't give her crabs…but herpes

    76. amy says – reply to this


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      How pale his thankles are.

    77. biUBBULa says – reply to this


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      Nostril finger reaming techniques.

    78. S.A.M says – reply to this


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      Bifoot & Greaseball, fucking disgusting.

    79. S.A.M says – reply to this


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      Bigfoot & Greaseball, fucking disgusting.

    80. Jess says – reply to this


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      The size of each others' nostrils.

    81. wulffyoo says – reply to this


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      boring

    82. Miriam says – reply to this


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      Brandon Davis says,"Heh, do you see fire crotch over there?" Paris says,"Uh no duh. Enough about her,back to me me me and MY time in jail for that wretched month!"

    83. denise says – reply to this


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      whos more exites about the spice girls reunion tour

    84. orchidbomber says – reply to this


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      Greasy Bear: …and it's so itchy.

      Parisite: Yeah, my vag is also infested with a rare breed of crotch-biting Lohans. It's NOT hot!

    85. beccer says – reply to this


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      his greasy thighs.

    86. your mom says – reply to this


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      her HUGE feet

    87. STELLA says – reply to this


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      I think they are meant for each other a PERFEKT PAIR The new Brangelina is *PARiNDON*. Both are rich born, spoiled and inconsiderade, toughtless people.

    88. Mrs Jason Newsted says – reply to this


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      WTF happened with him and Mischa

    89. Kimberley says – reply to this


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      why Paris is wearing such an old costume…EEEEWWWWWW!

    90. Erin says – reply to this


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      Firecrotches.

    91. alena says – reply to this


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      Wrong, wrong, wrong…….
      It is clear to anyone who takes the time to read the body language that they are talking about sexxxxxxxx…
      Notice how he is pointing to his oh so famous greasy face and her coy smile…
      He just asked if she wanted to take a wild ride on his well lubed schnooooz and she is kinda thinking about it…
      LOL
      Who the hell cares what these LOOSERS are talking about, they both are as classless as they come….

    92. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Why Paris's shorts are nearly falling off. Pull your pants up bitch.

    93. alena says – reply to this


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      Wrong, wrong, wrong…….
      It is clear to anyone who takes the time to read the body language that they are talking about sexxxxxxxx…
      Notice how he is pointing to his oh so famous greasy face and her coy smile…
      He just asked if she wanted to take a wild ride on his well lubed schnooooz and she is kinda thinking about it…
      LOL
      Who the hell cares what these LOOSERS are talking about, they both are as classless as they come….
      He is a nasty sweat monster and she couldnt tell the truth if her ass depended on it…..

    94. GOT DRUGS? says – reply to this


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      DRUGS…..AND HOW THEY INTRODUCE LINDSAY TO DRUGS AND NOW SHE IS A TOTAL 'TARD…….HAHAHA!

    95. Kate says – reply to this


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      how much poorer everyone else is then them because they're both so far up their asses they can see out of their mouths.

    96. dani says – reply to this


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      …who's schlong is bigger.

    97. humberto says – reply to this


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      about global warming and the war in irak! what else

    98. Lyz says – reply to this


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      Brandon just put his finger in Hilton's vagina and he's telling her how much it smells :]

    99. bridgie says – reply to this


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      i'm just wondering where in the Hell did she find gold flats in a size 11 amazon.

    100. michelledavegan says – reply to this


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      THE firecrotch!

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