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The scene: Malibu. Saturday.

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are engaged in a deep conversation about ______.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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The scene: Malibu. Saturday.

Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are engaged in a deep conversation about ______.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
wOW
first. who gives a shit?
NO!
nothing special
oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The new Valtrax.
1st
obviously about paris's "expieriences" in jail
DUHHHH
Wheres my comment?? They are probably talking about themselves. Shocking huh?
first
how brandon smells like vagina
who's dumber
lubrications!!!
his UGLY shorts?!
Hi
I AM FIRST
new nicknames for lindsay lohan
"psst paris.. you have a little spinach in your teeth.."
Homeopathic remedies for STD's.
Iraq
Sucking cock.
The growing effect emerging markets are having on the valuation of the US dollar.
How to get rid of his smegma hahahahaha
giving eachother tips on how to prevent their std breakouts from showin up…
… the best dealers in the area
probably about firecrotches
For somebody who supposedly has so much money, she looks like she just went on a shopping spree at the Goodwill Store.
maybe they're talking about how traumatic Paris' stay in prison was, or about how her sunnies make her look like she's Barbie's pet fly. lol!!
their new sex tape.
just kidding
if it's true that the direction they are facing is always north.
lindsay lohan's red-haired cooch
lindsay lohan….or he is trying to get money out of her.
Sunglasses!
he can't see Paris she's in a camo bathing suit she bends in with with background…….he's talking to himself about how pretty and wet looking his hair is
how great life is
he can't see Paris she's in a camo bathing suit she blends in with with background…….he's talking to himself about how pretty and wet looking his hair is
the dumbass bitch in the back with the chihuahua
he can't see Paris she's in a camo bathing suit she blends in with the background…….he's talking to himself about how pretty and wet looking his hair is
drugs and bathroomaction..
bout the plan for killin nichole's baby
Brandon says: "can you believe how greasy my hair looks?"
Paris says: "Jiji, Well, I do, but I'm too nice to tell you that is totally groos"
Brandon: "Oh… ok. Doy you wanna touch it?"
Paris: "Arg…No, thanks. I'd just wash my hands"
Greasy: "let's go upstairs and do it on the floor, doggie style!"
Paris: "that's hot"
10 things that he would like to do in a private cell
Man, she's got some boats!!!!!
he could buy her swimsuit
On whether they should collerbate on doing a commercial on Valtrex.
Where he likes to put his blow.
how ugly her bathing suit is!
…Herpes
He wants to borrow more money.
myspace.com/toutebelle
who's going to shave who.
GOD! Paris must die.. or become poor or something..
Who cares..
About firecrotch.
valtrax
’bout becks and robbie as gay in desperatehousewives, duh.
HOW TO REMOVE THE GROSS GREASE FROM HIS FACE!
Greasy Bear: How about if we hook up my brother with your girlfriend Perez?
Parisite: I don't think that's a good idea - Perez like's his meat lean. He's on a diet.
Greasy Bear: Well then how about setting me up with him?
Parisite: Nope - that won't work either - Grease upsets his stomach.
FIRE CROTCHES!!!
their separate blowjob styles.
perez's last post!
THE STAIN ON THE BOTTOM OF BRANDON'S SHORTS
which medicine best controls their herpes–Valtrex or acycolvir. It pains me to admit this but I do like the camo swimsuit.
"who takes more cock"
How he tooted a minute ago and it was funny.
Shrooms and Pot
crabs!
Crotch Crickets!
Her gigantic feet!!!
Her feet are huge! Hilarious! Who is Brandon Davis?!?!?!
how baby spice keeps shooting them looks from the background…
How his nose tingles from all the coke he just did.
ew paris has bigger feet than brandon.
Her monster feet!
what a freakin slimeball he is…and how he didn't give her crabs…but herpes
How pale his thankles are.
Nostril finger reaming techniques.
Bifoot & Greaseball, fucking disgusting.
Bigfoot & Greaseball, fucking disgusting.
The size of each others' nostrils.
boring
Brandon Davis says,"Heh, do you see fire crotch over there?" Paris says,"Uh no duh. Enough about her,back to me me me and MY time in jail for that wretched month!"
whos more exites about the spice girls reunion tour
Greasy Bear: …and it's so itchy.
Parisite: Yeah, my vag is also infested with a rare breed of crotch-biting Lohans. It's NOT hot!
his greasy thighs.
her HUGE feet
I think they are meant for each other a PERFEKT PAIR The new Brangelina is *PARiNDON*. Both are rich born, spoiled and inconsiderade, toughtless people.
WTF happened with him and Mischa
why Paris is wearing such an old costume…EEEEWWWWWW!
Firecrotches.
Wrong, wrong, wrong…….
It is clear to anyone who takes the time to read the body language that they are talking about sexxxxxxxx…
Notice how he is pointing to his oh so famous greasy face and her coy smile…
He just asked if she wanted to take a wild ride on his well lubed schnooooz and she is kinda thinking about it…
LOL
Who the hell cares what these LOOSERS are talking about, they both are as classless as they come….
Why Paris's shorts are nearly falling off. Pull your pants up bitch.
Wrong, wrong, wrong…….
It is clear to anyone who takes the time to read the body language that they are talking about sexxxxxxxx…
Notice how he is pointing to his oh so famous greasy face and her coy smile…
He just asked if she wanted to take a wild ride on his well lubed schnooooz and she is kinda thinking about it…
LOL
Who the hell cares what these LOOSERS are talking about, they both are as classless as they come….
He is a nasty sweat monster and she couldnt tell the truth if her ass depended on it…..
DRUGS…..AND HOW THEY INTRODUCE LINDSAY TO DRUGS AND NOW SHE IS A TOTAL 'TARD…….HAHAHA!
how much poorer everyone else is then them because they're both so far up their asses they can see out of their mouths.
…who's schlong is bigger.
about global warming and the war in irak! what else
Brandon just put his finger in Hilton's vagina and he's telling her how much it smells :]
i'm just wondering where in the Hell did she find gold flats in a size 11 amazon.
THE firecrotch!