How Do We Say This Delicately???

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Uhmmm….

That is not Alexa Ray Joel's best angle! Not flattering at all.

The musician daughter of Billy Joel attended her father's concert in the Hamptons (NY) this past weekend with mom Chirstie Brinkley.

Alexa needs to work on her posing. Just some friendly advice!

P.S. Is that old lady hands or does Christie have Gangrene?????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 10:44 pm / Email this »

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emm says – reply to this

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hot.
mmm says – reply to this

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hooooooot.
Ra says – reply to this

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What is with Chirstie's hand? Scary!
lance says – reply to this

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first
Steven Cruz says – reply to this

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1st maybe 3rd hopefulyl 1st who noes
C.C. says – reply to this

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WOW. IT MUST SUCK FOR PEOPLE TO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW UGLY YOU ARE. POOR LITTLE EXCRUTIATINGLY RICH GIRL. FEEL SOOOO BAD.
JBT says – reply to this

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She looks fine
lindsay says – reply to this

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3rd
ummmmm says – reply to this

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first>?
meg says – reply to this

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kayla . says – reply to this

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ew .
Katie says – reply to this

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What a shame. Her mother is Christie Brinkley and she looks exactly like Dad. Life ain't fair.
Erica says – reply to this

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wow
sarah says – reply to this

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I think she looks pretty. Leave her alone. You look like an abortion.
Nilina says – reply to this

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at her again - can't wait to see her myspace blog about this latest entry
okay? says – reply to this

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so she doesn't have a perfect nose. so what? i've seen worse.
ew. says – reply to this

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ew. look at mom's hand.
kate says – reply to this

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That's pretty mean. It's not like she's an actual celebrity. It's funny when you make fun of celebrities, but please don't push it on normal people. It hurts.
sela says – reply to this

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she looks just like her dad… changing poses isn't going to help the girl much.
Nay j says – reply to this

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Look at Christie Brinkley's hands!! Zombie coming!!
adeetee says – reply to this

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awwww….ok well for starts, thick eyeliner with huge eyes is NO.
COME ON ! and why would she bend and pose and show 16 of her teeth? not good not good. its not even like her mom is shorter than her!
mel says – reply to this

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okay that may not be the best angle….but the real issue is her mom's hand!!!! It looks like the crypt keeper rather than a retired supermodel….but then again I guess they are pretty much the same thing!
cheryl says – reply to this

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well, she got the bad genes.
s says – reply to this

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lalala
Hessica says – reply to this

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Its her nose.
dbra says – reply to this

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SHE RESEMBLES HER DAD. LEAVE HER ALONE SHE IS AN ATTRACTIVE
YOUNG LADY!!!! I WOULD NOT LIKE TO SEE ANOTHER TORI SPELLING
TRYING TO LOOK DIFFERENT THAN WHAT GOD GAVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurieeeee says – reply to this

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The way you pick on this girl is ridiculous. I usually agree with you and laugh, but she is really cute and you need to get over the situation with her.
parissucksliterally says – reply to this

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she can't help if some of the angles are unflattering- they are surrounded by cameras- it's impossible to look at every one.
diana says – reply to this

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so gross.
St. LoUiS bOoGiE says – reply to this

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..I would like to tell you that NO angle is good for you! She isn't trying to be out a model dipshit!
How can you call somebody ugly? HOW?
Babs says – reply to this

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She is better looking than dad and seems like a good kid.
jade says – reply to this

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is anyone else thinking whats wrong with christies hand?? it's very dark
Me says – reply to this

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She's beautiful in her own way. She's done nothing to be criticized for. I'd like to hear more about what she's doing and not what she looks like. She seems like a decent girl, so please leave her alone.
Dr. Troy says – reply to this

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She's not that bad, all she needs is a nose job.
L35L13 says – reply to this

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I think she looks great. It tells you a lot about her that she hasn't had a nose job. I think it adds some great character and she's absolutely beautiful.
kat says – reply to this

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she looks JUST like her daddy
smash says – reply to this

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umm is ANYONE paying attention to christie's rogue zombie death hand?!
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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MOMMY'S HAND LOOKS CREEPY AND ALEXA IS IMPROVING HER LOOKS BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE DADDY
fmradio says – reply to this

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i think she's pretty.
RLA says – reply to this

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#3 exactly what I was thinking
DBRA says – reply to this

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHIRSTIE'S HAND??????? LOOKS LIKE SHE BROKE
ALL THE VEINS!!!!!
josy says – reply to this

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She looks like Billy Joel's grandmother.
chn says – reply to this

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for god sakes, you idiots talking about Christies hand, I am sure you have NEVER looked half as good as this woman at any age… idiots,
Trebor says – reply to this

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Her mother has got a smile like "The Joker" out of Batman and her father looks like he's been parking cars with his face. Too bad she's got the worst attributes of both.
Jenny says – reply to this

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I think she's a beautiful girl. She's much prettier than that picture gives her credit for.
Jen#2 says – reply to this

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I think she's very pretty I think she's a great mix of her mom and dad, but you can't take a good picture all the time.

And you Perez can't take a good picture ever so I wouldn't talk.
recoil666 says – reply to this

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There's always someone , somewhere, with a big nose who knows……
CheriPie says – reply to this

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Perez is the sexiest beast on earth! Do it with no remorse, Papi, the way we love it!
After a week-long-no-computer-vacation (with 3 small children), I was in TOTAL raspberry sherbet heaven, after picking up an Us-ragazine with my P-Diddy in full-on Shitney drag, in the back pages. So you don't deserve the fashion police, but that B-shiz was too funny! xoxo
carsten5577 says – reply to this

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This is what happens, ladies & gents, when you marry and procreate with little, ugly, hook-nosed jewboys…may that be a lesson to you all….
mina says – reply to this

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of course daughter is prettier than her mom
Pretty_Princess says – reply to this

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You're just doing this because you know that silly little twit reads your comments.
And then she will be devastated (or pretend to be) and spin this into another yawn-inspiring social commentary that no one cares about.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Okay, now you're just being mean.
papi these nuts says – reply to this

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my name say it all!, but just in case you didn't get it "PAPI, THESE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH" BIATCH!
DBRA says – reply to this

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AGAIN, I SAY SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. NO ONE MAKES FUN OF SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL TOO!!! I SAY LEAVE THESE YOUNG PEOPLE ALONE!!!!
I BET EVERYONE WHO MADE A NASTY REMARK WOULD NEVER SHOW THEIR
PICTURE ON THIS SITE RIGHT NOW!
qt196 says – reply to this

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Leave her alone, Perez. She looks like her dad, not her mom. So what? Last time I checked you weren't a beauty queen either (queen yes, beauty no).
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Nothing wrong with the girl.
Nice smile.
Pretty eyes.
Fair skinned.
Normal body weight!
She does not need to alter her features and she is smart enough to know it.
Big brain is good genes.
Christy is hugging her daughter causing her hand stress.
Nothing wrong with her hand either.
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Terese says – reply to this

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Alexa Ray = NOT AN UPTOWN GIRL
perez - so shallow says – reply to this

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I find you humourous when commenting on the cheezy bullshit Hollyweird shallow scene - like the girls showing their lack of underwear and the cat fights of The Hills. But when it comes to real talent and a sweet, soulful girl -
you are out of bounds. Pure rudeness and clueless. Keep on keepin on with the bimbos that deserve it, but when it comes to Alexa Joel - you are 100% off the mark. Joel's got Soul - the rest DO NOT. Don't attack the real talent and the few girls that have class.
Eh? says – reply to this

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Good job, Perez. Provocation might get her to write something else about you so you can post it here and feel powerful—but in the end you're publicly ridiculing a (beautiful) young girl to serve the angry masses. You're the bully on a school playground, and they always grow up to be losers. Protect what you've built here and level insults at those who actually deserve them, rather than hapless innocents… otherwise, sooner or later, your credibility will go down the tubes.
lmk says – reply to this

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She's beautiful, you're way off on this one. Leave the girl alone!
jlove says – reply to this

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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones…Also i think she's a pretty girl. Why does everyone have to have the same fake nose and tits to be 'BEAUTIFUL'.?? ALL THESE FAKE MANUFACTURED SKANKS….what has the world come to when such a unique cute face is deemed unattractive.
soapie says – reply to this

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Are you nuts? She's really pretty! I don't see anything unattractive about her at all.
nora says – reply to this

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GOD I HOPE —YOUR KIDS DO NOT HAVE A BAD ANGLE !!!
ann says – reply to this

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I think she's beatiful…not traditionally, but she's one of those women who will grow into her looks and at 35 she'll be beautiful and at 50 she'll be regal and stunning. That's a better deal…than say britney spears who hit her prime at 16…and at 30 will be just….or that dita von teese woman you love…i bet at 16 she was a bit akward and not quite grown into her beauty…that's what makes these women beautiful they have to develop a personality…so by the time they grow into their looks they have beauty and brains…you get it? i dont think you do though…
jil311 says – reply to this

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Well, we can't blame the comparison….her mom is a super model.
hateraide says – reply to this

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FuglyAward says – reply to this

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DAAAAYUMMMMMM!!! She got slapped with a big ass giant ugly stick!
FelonyMelony says – reply to this

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I agree with #3 there, Perez.
Mouse says – reply to this

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She looks to me that her and her Mom have a good relationship and they are showing there love for eachother. She could be like some people who hate there Mom and use the media to exploit that relationship. Besides she is there to see her Dad perform not do Paris Hilton poses.
FuglyAward says – reply to this

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DAAAAYUMMMMMM!!! She got slapped with a big ass giant ugly stick! ( poor girl )
Deniz says – reply to this

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Perez!

The only people coming to the defense of the ugly girl are other people who r also ugly. They all probably also have disgusting noses. Soooo basically I know you dont anyways but I hope you dont listen to the pathetics that write on your comment board. Youre fucking beautiful and compared to this bitch…youre Giselle Bundchen
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Whatever says – reply to this

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Your 15 minutes are ticking away…
Gwen says – reply to this

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Creepy hands! I hope that's just the awkward lighting. Or um, a really badly smeared admission stamp….
Hyde says – reply to this

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Perez, you're such a jerk sometimes. Christie's recently been to Hell and back. Alexa is a lovely young woman who doesn't get drunk and drive. Leave these two ladies alone.
Kiki says – reply to this

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A. Her pose is fine. She looks radiant and as good as she's ever gonna look.
B. She's looking anorexic these days so
C. LAY THE FUCK OFF HER. YOU'RE GIVING HER AN EATING DISORDER.
brittany says – reply to this

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bad angle, true story. perez, you're awesome.
sara says – reply to this

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damn shut the fuck up perez, compared to anyone on this planet, you win number one for the fugliest gay
JENNA says – reply to this

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Dude. Perez. Cmon homeslice.

Alexa is a beautiful young lady. Unlike these other poptarts that you are every-so-chummy with, a la Paris, Britney & Lindsay……..Alexa has TALENT that could kick those other bitches in the ass ANY day of the week. ALSO unlike them…..she isn't making a mockery of her family name….and also not EXPLOITING her family's name either.

She is TALENT….and that talent will take her everywhere she wants to go with her life, so just go fly a kite on this one. That image is mother-daughter LOVE. There is no POSE necessary.

PS: I think she bears quite a resemblace to your beloved Anne Hathaway. Get over it.
Cate says – reply to this

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All he said is this is not her best angle and she needs to work on posing. Both are true. Lighten up, people. You all must be really ugly yourselves to get so upset about minor criticism.
Sara says – reply to this

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Ok - Christie's hand… that's just a shadow. And as for Alexa - she's a very pretty girl. We ALL take bad pictures sometimes. That pic doesn't do her justice.
Not only is she pretty - she's a good girl that has NOT taken the Paris route. You haven't seen her panty-less, have you? She could be just partying and living off her parents' money - but she's not. She's a talented singer and musician in her own right.

So, let's see. She's talented, grounded, and YES… She IS pretty. Leave the girl alone.

And - Alexa, if you DO read this crap, stop right now. It's all b.s. and you should not waste one second of your energy on it. I think you're beautiful inside and out.
Team Perez says – reply to this

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so Mean.
peloroja says – reply to this

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oh cut it OUT!!! she's with her Mum, no need for posturing!
Your comments are why so many little girls are sick.
STOP IT! She's huggin her mom at her father's concert.
What more could you ask for?! You want lawyers, guns & money?
Then get me outta here.
angela says – reply to this

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lol I agree with #3
STELLA says – reply to this

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i think alexa ray joel may have graves disease…a hyperthyroid problem where you see proptosis aka eyes popping out…so it's not really her fault she's heinous
lala says – reply to this

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we all know what perez's best angle is at night, if he ever gets any
hah says – reply to this

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FOR ALL THE HATERS:

A. If you're not a Perez fan then get a life and get off his damn website. This site is just for fun anyway.

B. Don't act like you wouldn't kill yourself if you looked like Alexa Ray!
jeca says – reply to this

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Billy Joel's daughter needs to a nose job …like right now.
sweet_LJ says – reply to this

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#84 Well said!
maggie says – reply to this

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Perez I'm very disappointed in you. It's people like you that make celebs feel like skinny, fake, and unhealthy is the way they have to look. Which inturn makes the younger people think that is the way they have to look as well. You should be ashamed of yourself. You have a lot of flaws yourself, and it's sad to see you point someone elses out. You should really rethink the way you comment and look at people (celebs). You have a lot of young viewers that come to this site all the time, and you may or may not know that you have an influence on the way they think and see themselves and others around them. If I where you, I would be careful with what I say about a way a person looks… especially when the person looks normal to begin with like the picture above. You're exactly what is causing so many young people to starve themselves, and go under the knife, so that they don't get picked apart by people like you. So sad….. I'm very very disappointed in you.

P.S. Perez I would like to hear back from you personally about this. And see what you have to say for yourself.
lil says – reply to this

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paris hilton has a bigger nose, too, but she knows how to highlight her better features so they stand out more in comparison. alexa should chose different makeup (MAC can help) that better accentuates her eyes and takes away the shinyness. she should consider getting a haircut with layers and get some high lights (once again, to accentuate her features). i would also recommend an up-do and to stop overplucking the eyebrows.
Randi says – reply to this

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Perez….you're a DICK. She's totally cute!
Mellie says – reply to this

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Check out Alexa's MySpace page picture section. She qualifies her appearance beneath several pictures. "I LOVE being beachy with no makeup," "Taken on my crappy cell-cam," "I STILL get embarassed by this one!" Etc. She's striking looking. Prettier than your average college co-ed. I guess.
Jay says – reply to this

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I don't understand why you find her to be so unattractive. Actually, she's quite unconventionally beautiful!
And her mom is pushing 60 and still looks gorgeous!
You're missing the point here.
Michele says – reply to this

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I think they are both beautiful…..Christie's hands are Not old lady hands. She is thin and they are at a bad angle.
JM7 says – reply to this

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Don't get it??? WTF LOL is wrong with this girl? Perez, stop being a cliche gay doucebage (which for "this" kind of crap is why most of the world hates gay men). Stop being a junior high school, cold looded, immature dochbag in need of instant neg. attention! I usually am entertained by you (and acually agree w. most of what u freakin say god help me lol). But w/ an ego larger than Texas, Christies hands are waaay more grotesque (alone) than "anything" about Alexa Ray! Shes a SWEET/CUTE looking young girl. Not utter perfection but that makes her even more adorable than Li Blo etc etc, who u idolize,!Lay the F off! We're not talking Romor willis here LOL (who "still" has yet to do anything fking wrong)!
poe says – reply to this

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oi vey. she's SO going to comment on this on her myspace. lol.
swisherlover says – reply to this

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I'm beging to lose respect for you.
What has she done to you, to make you so rude.
Come on Perez, show some class!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size, like the lockness monster!!!!!!!!!!
jp says – reply to this

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i think she looks sweet and innocent in this picture. dont see a problem with her pose. your reaching on this one.

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