How Do We Say This Delicately???

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Uhmmm….

That is not Alexa Ray Joel's best angle! Not flattering at all.

The musician daughter of Billy Joel attended her father's concert in the Hamptons (NY) this past weekend with mom Chirstie Brinkley.

Alexa needs to work on her posing. Just some friendly advice!

P.S. Is that old lady hands or does Christie have Gangrene?????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Aug 5, 2007 at 10:44 pm / Email this »

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SUSIE says – reply to this

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CHRISTEY IS OLDDDDDDDD HELLO AND HER DAUGHTER NEEDS A NOSE JOB SORRY BUT ITS TRUE
D Rock says – reply to this

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Hey, I would still go "DOWNEASTER ALEXA" on her
AVERAGE JOE says – reply to this

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WOW!
CHECK OUT THAT BEAK!!
alexa is homely says – reply to this

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LOL - Perez, this is why you rock!!
Carlita's Way says – reply to this

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Who cares if her nose isn't good-looking or perfect; I'd much rather see a natural schnoz than some lumped off, thin piece of alienosity on someone's face anyday. This is what drives people to mutilate themselves, go ugly, all for the sake of looking good for the looks of a-holes. I understand taking jibes at beahtches and hypocrites and pervs. But this girl hasn't pretended to be holier than thou, doesn't tramp around for photo ops, and seems fairly grounded. Get a grip, you whiney boy. You are finally pissing me off, Perez.
jd says – reply to this

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Do you even read these comments Perez? I think its funny sometimes when you make fun of people but leave Billy Joels ugly daughter alone already!! And dont make fun of Christie!!!! Are you that bitter??? You're fat and ugly but the gays still like you!!
Ali says – reply to this

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Ever think that maybe Alexa inherited her nose from her mom who may have had a nose job pre-fame?
Saara says – reply to this

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This is why I read your site! Too funny…
PAULA says – reply to this

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QUE PASA CONTIGO EHH ???? ES UNA ADOLESCENTE SONRIENDO POR QUE CHINGADOS TENDRÍA QUE PREOCUPARSE POR POSAR ??? NO ES NI PARIS , NI LA OTRA POBRE . NO NECESITA POSAR . POR DIOS POR LO GENERAL ME GUSTA LEER TUS NOTAS PERO CREO QUE TE ESTÁS EXTRALIMITANDO Y TE LO DIGO POR QUE ME GUSTA TU PAGINA .
Where are the photos?!? says – reply to this

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Please listen up people - CHRISTIE BRINKLEY HAD A NOSE JOB EARLY IN HER CAREER! She was about 18 years old. All the talented internet gurus should be able to dig up a photo of her pre-nose job. Don't blame all of the schnozz on Billy Joel. I repeat: Mama Brinkley had a nose job a LONG time ago, would love to see if that's where Alexia gets it from. I am not knocking Christie, she's absurdly gorgeous and I am not knocking her daughter either, I am merely curious. Can anyone find pre-nose job photos of Christie?
lalane says – reply to this

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she's beautiful. lay off her you tub-o-lard.
Diane from L.I. says – reply to this

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P-head, when are you going to learn? Leave this girl alone!

Seriously, you can be such a slime.

Alexa is beautiful in her own way (beauty is in the eye of the beholder). She has a beautiful soul as well.

For any of you who don't know anything about her, check out her website. She has an incredible voice.
alfreako says – reply to this

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aww ahe's good looking in that sorty worldly big shnozze way
boob says – reply to this

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the nose is kinda well sorta…well…i dont have the heart to say it.
dmal says – reply to this

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Perez, have YOU looked in the mirror lately?
hayleymills says – reply to this

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daughter… or the new mrs? YUK YUK!
Ange says – reply to this

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Give the girl a break! She is really beautiful and extremely talented. Her music is actually quite good. You should feature some of her music on your site. Poor Alexa — I can't imagine the pressure of having a supermodel mom.
Haywood Jablome says – reply to this

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She looks fine to me - beautiful smile and I'd kill for her hair. She doesn't need to look like her mother, she looks great as herself.

What I don't understand is why Perez decides to randomly champion some people (Dita Von Teese, Angelina Jolie) but is randomly terrible to others (Alexa Ray Joel, Jennifer Aniston, Rumer Willis). None of these people have done anything to him - I honestly can't see any of these people interacting with an internet blogger - so for some reason known only to him, he decides some people are ok, and others aren't?

Perez, your readers clearly have decided that you're full of shit and the people you're picking on do not deserve it. Why not distinguish yourself from the other junior high kids and try building people up instead of tearing them down?
dma says – reply to this

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It is a sweet photo of a mother and daughter. They are both beautiful. You, Perez, are an ass.
mims says – reply to this

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alexa ray looks like my preciousssssssssssssss
Hubris says – reply to this

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She's got such a nice genuine smile. You can tell she's an upbeat person. Leave the girl alone, PearAss. You of all people…..
ek says – reply to this

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you jerk, perez. you know that girl handed you your ass when she blogged about what a dick you are, and now you're just thumbing your nose at her by being a shit for no reason. she looks darling — yes, in this picture, too — and she's got a head on her shoulders which is more than you could say.
Lila says – reply to this

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That hematoma on the hand looks like an IV gone bad!
NATASHA RAY says – reply to this

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Be happy, Alexa Ray got PRETTY!!

She was an absolutely FUGLY little troll! She used to have BIG GOOGLY EYES and hard to looks at.

Christy had tons of work done, and those hands are FUGS!! Yuck!
brett x says – reply to this

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she has her Dad's nose
dickhead says – reply to this

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Perez you are a dickhead. im dont ever want to meet you.im scared of what i might do to you!
dickhead says – reply to this

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perez you are a dickhead. im dont ever want to meet you.im scared of what i might do to you
PEREZ IS A DICKHEAD says – reply to this

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Perez you are a dickhead. im dont ever want to meet you.im scared of what i might do to you!
kelly2 says – reply to this

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Um….I heard that alexa reads this so I won't write what I'm thinking….but…oh, boy….thank heavens for the distracting BLUE hand on Christie….grose, what the heck is that?!?!?
random says – reply to this

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hahahahaha this is the worst
picture ever.
nobody says – reply to this

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With all that money mommy and daddy should have told her to go for the nose job. Why on earth would they not? I heard that she is super sensitive about comments that people make! I didn't say get an unnecessary boob job or something, but come on, she should of had it fixed before she was old enough to have these pics. Shame on you MOM, you can't always be the prettiest. Her mom made her living for gods sake on beauty, so mom stop telling your daughter that beauty lies only within.
enn says – reply to this

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#3 - Exactly my thought! But Perez is too round to have any angles.
ta ta says – reply to this

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hey Ana- 259-
I do not feel "ignorance and insecurity" at ALL when I was one who posted that Alexa being the daughter of a jewish man really is just getting dealt bad cards in life in the looks department.
I am not ignorant, which is choosing to not know the truth, and I am not insecure at all. I know I am not a supermodel, but I can call out some ugly ass when I see it, and AJ is totally that.
I don't mind being Racist because I can choose to not like Jews if I believe that. I can choose whatever I want. Legally, I cannot go attacking them physically or anything, but I can hate them privately. Now, I do not hate them, however I do feel that most of them- running the gamut of their looks (which is not THAT varied)- is generally not a great looking group of people. That is a fact, so face it. It is one of the stereotypes that sadly, runs true. I feel bad for jewish people at times, for their looks and the $hitty past they got, but they also have many of the ridiculous attributes many give them. Stereotypes are always based on some semblance of truth.
Jewish men are ugly, face it. Most daughters look like their fathers, i.e. Alexa Joel is one ugly mother f-ah.
Sad, but true.

ps– who are all the Alexa lovers on this thread? Like seriously? Why are like 6,000 people commenting on how 'cute' and 'sweet' this girl is? Give me an f'ing break! She is a celeb! She can go run and hide and we can know nothing about her to not comment on her, but no, she is out there so we SEE HER IN THE PUBLIC EYE. She then is allowed to get $hit on! Sorry!

Love you Perezitito, un besito.
bob jones says – reply to this

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you are an asshole
Michelle says – reply to this

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Perez, i love you typically, but shut the fuck up. NO she does not need any work on 'her posing.' You have no reason to be critical towards her… as before mentioned who are you to bully and judge a person on beauty with no other negative basis? She is a good person. She does not deserve any rude opinions you may have of her.
Daniella says – reply to this

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Whadd'ya mean? She looks so cute and real!
jane says – reply to this

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SHE'S ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE. SHE HAS A LESS CONVENTIONAL BEAUTY, WHICH SHALLOW PEOPLE DON'T GET. stop making fun of kids, perez, that's fucking low. plus you already hurt her before. fu
Francesca says – reply to this

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hmmmm…a young girl, obviously very happy and comfortable with herself, not plastic, original profile, Yeah, Perez, tear her down so you can continue to feel good about yourself and feed that inflated ego of yours.
popcorn says – reply to this

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SHE IS GORGEOUS!
dh931 says – reply to this

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Come on, ease up on Alexa!!!!!! It cannot be easy having a gorgeous model for your mother!!!!!! Her Dad, although super talented is nothing to look at! So she got some of his looks and talent!!!! At least she's not trying to just live off her rich folks and being photographed with the partying, low life, loser children of Hollywood!! Give her a break!!
gerg says – reply to this

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EWWW soo ugly she does usually look soo beutiful!
darth nihilius says – reply to this

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she's lucky she got her fathers looks and her mothers singing talent
kimdee says – reply to this

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Get off her loser, she is not attention seeking, she is beautiful, your'e an ass!
sliverfox says – reply to this

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ok Ms. Thing looks like her dad which if your Billy Joel that fine but, when your a female not fine get a nose job you can afford & take posing lessons now.
gads says – reply to this

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Alexa ray is a beauty. Stop being a victim of the conditioning that the Anglo look is the only acceptable beauty. She is gorgeous! love her!
G says – reply to this

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cah-caw! cah-caw!
ij says – reply to this

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perez is fat and talentless… who is he to call anyone ugly?

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