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It Doesn't Take Much

Filed under: Z List

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When he's not busy getting into fights and being busted for pot, Bud Bundy is hitting the party scene.

Married With Children alum David Faustino went clubbing at Opera in Hollywood this past weekend. He was thrilled to be recognized by a "fan."

His pickup line?

"Can I stick my tongue up your chocolate hole???"

Nice!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: August 5, 2007 at 10:03 pm


53 comments to “It Doesn't Take Much”

  1. Jordan Patrick says – reply to this
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    Perez, I love you.
    :D

  2. CC says – reply to this
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    Poor guy.

  3. skfdjsd says – reply to this
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    david who?? and second i think

  4. Kim says – reply to this
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    oh, is he still alive?

  5. perez hilton says – reply to this
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    My site Sucks. Delete this bookmark and start goin to WWTDD.com instead. It's way better than here where i have to spend most my effort photoshopping pictures just to get attention.

  6. fromaruba says – reply to this
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    his tingue ainst going nowhere near my choco whole…

  7. Ratty says – reply to this
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    Man, I would've put money on that being Jennifer Garner next to him.

  8. liza says – reply to this
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    I forgot about him!

  9. Tafoya says – reply to this
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    ewwwwww!

  10. FAUSTINO RULES says – reply to this
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    AHahahahahaha I was there the night Fausty got busteddddddd

  11. Zoey says – reply to this
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    Love me some Bud Bundy. This man is the shiet.

  12. Faustino RULES says – reply to this
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    Ahahhahahaha I was there the night Fausty got arrested!!

  13. ash says – reply to this
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    he's boring but she's wicked hot.

  14. emily says – reply to this
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    She looks like Natasha from ANTM. Natasha is only 5'7" making David about 4'9"…yep, that sounds right.

  15. oliver says – reply to this
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    Question….wtf is "420?" Just askin'…..

  16. .ray.* says – reply to this
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    rite…

  17. chief mumbo says – reply to this
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    Uh ash I don't think that's a woman. If it is "she's" a basketball player. Notice how "she's" standing off the curb while he is standing on it. I think you just found out the real reason you come to perez. You might be a tranny lover! Better check yourself.

  18. Natasha says – reply to this
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    That girl looks sort of like Jennifer Garner

  19. sille says – reply to this
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    NO WAY! Did he really say that!!!?????

  20. Noire says – reply to this
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    I thought he was hanging out with Kelly LeBrock. Don't hate the byatch because she's beautiful!

  21. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this
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    LOL..SEEMS LIKE THE MWC CAST ARE COMING OUT TO PLAY…LOL..I JUST LOVE EM.

  22. Lin says – reply to this
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    He is actually standing on the curb and still is shorter than her. That sucks little dude.

  23. Gwen says – reply to this
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    The C-Listers are coming out to play!

  24. life says – reply to this
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    with all that married with children money and thats his going out outfit

  25. IHateLindsay says – reply to this
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    Oh noes!!!!!
    _
    _
    _
    He escaped from the Ooompa Loopma factory.
    _
    Washed up 'lil turd. He's lucky tho ’cause he got to work w/ Christina Applesnatch every day. :)

  26. Stacy says – reply to this
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    I think itsfunny he is on the curb and the girl is off AND slouching to make him look a little better in the shot

  27. taylor says – reply to this
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    i believe that is the super model from the eighties carol alt

  28. heather(oregon) says – reply to this
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    i like how he has to stand on the curb to seem normal height. he's so weee

  29. Rash Manly says – reply to this
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    If only Bud Bundy would have went to The Larry Storch School Of Acting
    the way his sister Kelly did,
    he would have a more sucessful acting career now.
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com

  30. FromAruba says – reply to this
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    nicolette sheridan next to him

  31. DC says – reply to this
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    I think that might be old supermodel bridget hall????

  32. Stoner says – reply to this
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    His pick up line was… "Could you pick me up and set me on the curb please".
    That right, his little ass is up on the curb while amazon woman isn't. uuuh huh.

  33. onelooseanus says – reply to this
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    looks like marc jacobs + 15 .lbs.

  34. meltz911 says – reply to this
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    He looks like "Wee-Mans" taller brother.

  35. Me says – reply to this
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    Does this pic of David remind anyone of Gilligan?

  36. Aaron says – reply to this
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    wow you guys are haters…

  37. ML says – reply to this
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    He would come to parties my friends had during high school. I think he was friends with the girl who played Kerri on Days of our Lives a while back & she hung out a lot with a friend of mine from high school & would show up at alot of parties too. While she was nice & super chill, he was so conceited. He wouldn't really talk to anyone but the guys he came with. One time I said something to my friend like oh there is Bud Bundy again & one of his friends heard us. He told us to leave "Ed" alone. We weren't even near the guy nor did we care to be cause he was/is a total dork. Anyway, his friend freaked out & told David people recognized him & were going to bother him so they should go & they all rushed out. My friends & I couldn't stop laughing because everyone could care less that he was there. Now that he is a has been maybe he is a little more mellow about being recognized.

  38. allan theodore bundy says – reply to this
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    Hey it's Grandmaster B!
    Bundyz foreva

  39. droplet says – reply to this
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    Ahhhh. America's favorite guinea dwarf. Ain't he cute?

  40. MissLauren says – reply to this
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    Did anyone else notice that she's standing on the street, he's on the sidewalk, and she's STILL taller than him! HA

  41. T says – reply to this
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    Why did she wear those brown construction boots?!

  42. gfunk says – reply to this
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    Back in July we saw him at the Burbank Airport his flight had just come in and he was waisted! He couldn't even stand up! He wound up standing in the middle of the street(airport) and the guy that directs traffic had to tell him to get out of the middle of the street.

  43. A-list scout says – reply to this
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    why isn't that girl a celeb?

  44. Eveee says – reply to this
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    Nobody cares about David but wtf is up with this chick? Worst hair and clothes ever. What are those, Walmart Levi's?! Are those her dad's coal miner boots? -puke!-

  45. WWW.THEARABPARROT.COM says – reply to this
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    BUD BUNDY RULES

  46. ARABPARROT says – reply to this
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    THEARABPARROT.COM if you want the real shit

  47. Robbie says – reply to this
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    Is he gay??????

  48. Trey says – reply to this
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    This chick's from Vancouver, she has done some modelling, her name is Alex.

  49. hmm says – reply to this
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    funny how he jumped up on the curb fir the pic

  50. Mandy says – reply to this
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    It'd be funny if his shirt said, 'cock'.

  51. Joey Diggs says – reply to this
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    Y'all the most heartless sumabitches I ever heard of I tell you what. BUD BUNDY RULES! OH yeah we need Married with Children 2008! Bud in the basement, 40 yrs old, Kelly a hot FOX news chick, and Ed still king of his throne…

  52. peacelily21 says – reply to this
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    i love how he is standing on the curb to be as tall as she is. poor guy.

  53. Langley says – reply to this
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    lol
    i so know this girl
    went to school with her!!!
    her name is alex!!!!!