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Our Favorite Little Elf

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Compared to the out-of-control pAArty girls, Mary-Kate Olsen is normal.

The Weeds actress made an appearance at Billy Joel's concert at Hampton SOCIAL at Ross this past weekend.

If you squeeze her, she will shit Starbucks coffee and fairy juice!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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    80 comments to “Our Favorite Little Elf”

    1. Lara says – reply to this


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      She and her sister freak me out…

    2. Mr J says – reply to this


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      Hey hey hey, at least she's dressed better than before. (Funny comment tho) lol

    3. anainai says – reply to this


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      lolstick

    4. dorizee says – reply to this


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      love her

    5. connoredwards says – reply to this


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      #1

    6. britney spears the original says – reply to this


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      luv her y`all
      someday she will be like me
      i velive in her talent

    7. ekp says – reply to this


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      first

    8. numbauno says – reply to this


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      #1 what?

    9. teeeteeeee says – reply to this


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      oohhhh I LOVE HER… especially her hat!

    10. jazzebelle says – reply to this


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      myspace.com/toutebelle

    11. Brielle says – reply to this


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      "omg firstt!!!"

    12. jazzebelle says – reply to this


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      No comment

      myspace.com/toutebelle

    13. Mr. Mike's gal says – reply to this


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      That was too funny about Starbucks and Fairy juice!!! Can you imangine if she at a Big Mac!!! put some meat on those sticks!!!

    14. jazzebelle says – reply to this


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      How terrible

    15. Mr. Poe says – reply to this


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      Mary-Kate Olsen is a whore.

    16. Lovin' U says – reply to this


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      I still adore her..

    17. sille says – reply to this


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      She´s cute and it is beautifull to be skinny! Stop trying to make it cool to be fat!

    18. LIZA says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE SMEAGOL ..PRECIOUSSS…PRECIOUSSS… PRECIOUSS… ALSO U KIDS ARE PATHETIC WITH THE "IM FIRST" BULLSHIT WHO GIVES A FUCK U SORRY ASSES

    19. Ona says – reply to this


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      she's the cutest thing ever, so is ashley… love em!

    20. falastin says – reply to this


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      Look she's wearing a kuffiyeh. Tomorrow the ADL will accuse her of being a Nazi.

    21. markiej says – reply to this


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      Seriously, is she going to make it to the bathroom in time? Why can't she just let go of the Lord of the Rings thing? It's not fetch …

    22. Hayley says – reply to this


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      They've always been well dressed, but people are too mainstream to appriciate their unique (not to mention fashion-forward) fashion sense. Personally, I adore the Olsen twins and admire them for the way they've handled their fame. And have you seen "Weeds"??… LOVE that show!

      I think its refreshing to have young stars wearing chic couture!!

    23. EighTeen says – reply to this


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      Anyone over eighteen is OLD OLD OLD.
      Anyone over eighteen is a CUNT CUNT CUNT.
      Anyone over eighteen is a WHORE WHORE WHORE.
      Anyone over eighteen is an OLD CUNT WHORE.

    24. kaseyl says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, maybe you should get on Mary-Kate's diet, that way when i see when people look at you, they won't be tempted to get a harpoon.

    25. chantalle says – reply to this


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      i think they had their noses done..i saw a time line of pics in people and their noses changed 2 years ago…what do u think?

    26. st. louis boogies says – reply to this


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      yes…perez you should ask her for her diet recipe! I like her, and her sister! They keep going no matter what people say!

    27. !@#$JUICEY$#@! says – reply to this


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      Ummmm…..elf?? more like a troll…they should have never gotten a nose job. Don't worry God will let um know when they cross the pearly gates. BITCHES!! ;)

    28. ash says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA perez you cracked me up with that last line.

    29. sille says – reply to this


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      Besides… The nose job was for the better, cute-cute-cute, so who cares! It´s all about looking good in this business and let´s face it - their natural noses were fugly…

    30. Gwen says – reply to this


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      She looks like a homeless addict.

    31. z says – reply to this


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      lovew mka

    32. mop says – reply to this


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      they dont look like elves. they look like rodents.

    33. Vivian says – reply to this


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      Why does MK and her sister smile like that? U G L Y ! Do they even have teeth?

    34. Erica says – reply to this


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      Her kaffiyah is GREEN….only Hamas wears green Kaffiyahs…seriously

    35. LatinaInMD says – reply to this


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      LMFAO! oh Perez this is def one of your funniest comments every! LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

      *BESOS!!!!*

    36. Darvulia says – reply to this


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      She's hot! I've loved he since her "Little House on the Prairie" days.

    37. JV says – reply to this


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      ACK! That last comment gave me a visual I could have done without!

    38. Frank says – reply to this


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      Perez, drop the fucking Olsen twins. They have never done anything since they were little kids. They're nobodies. They're beyond nobodies. Drop them. Please.

    39. jessie says – reply to this


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      she looks like death.. whats with the eyes!!

    40. Amy says – reply to this


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      Hahaha thats true everypic she takes is with starbucks lmao.

    41. LillyM says – reply to this


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      she looks so trash…

    42. BeeBee Leigh says – reply to this


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      Creepy! Her face is morphing into Michael Jackson's. Naaaaaaaaaaasty!

    43. Fox says – reply to this


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      Is it just me, or do the Olsen twin's feet look gigantic in every picture I see? I mean it… I can't stop staring at their feet. Some skinny chicks have Lollipop heads (which, incidently, so do the Olsen twins) - but I swear this is the first time I've noticed Lollipop Feet.

    44. Minonca Blagger says – reply to this


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      This little girl needs to wash her hair…and the dark circles, is heroin chic back?

    45. SKINNY BITCHES RULE! says – reply to this


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      okay maybe I exaggeratd a lil bit in my name, but still, leave the olsen twins alone! they are freaky (yes), they use to look way better (i agree), they look like skeletons (damn straight) but they are still human beings! I once knew a girl that looked exactly like Mary-Kate! Isnt' that freaky?? She even called herself MK OLSEN kus she was stick skinny like her!! I miss the old olsens .. however I still think they have potential of lookin' like they once did..possibly…

    46. HERPEZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      Hey, Perez,

      dont you think the Olsen's mouths are the ultimate Bad Botox Mouths?

      I mean, these days every lady 35+ has this smile where the lip corners go up but the upper lip center won't move no matter what.
      You look at that and think to yourself: "damn, that is some Bad Botox Mouth…."

      These Olsen sluts are only 21, though!
      Stay away from botox, bitches!
      It totally makes you guys look like The Joker !

    47. The Phantom says – reply to this


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      When…Oh when are these two bitches will go away? And for the idiots who praise their fashion duds , they must get them from the nearest Goodwill trash can. Only in America this shit is tolerated.

    48. margie says – reply to this


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      she looks like GOLLUM!!

    49. meg says – reply to this


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      u r so skinny u can hoola-hoop thru a cheereo!

    50. Rockin' Robin says – reply to this


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      She looks like Cousin It!

    51. youre too funny says – reply to this


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      LMAO

    52. COCO says – reply to this


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      I applaud these girls because, even though, they grow up in front of a camera and are filthy rich, they live a normal live. Of course they do, they do not live in L.A

      New York for some reason, keep this rich celebrities focus on their career.- The West is like Satan little place.- Keep yourself sane, live in New York.

      Thanks Giulianni!

    53. jessiejames says – reply to this


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      she and her sister are creepy. mary-kate looks about 200 years old. she just has that prune juice ans just escaped from the basement look.

    54. Tessa says – reply to this


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      Am I missing something here? When was she ever a Weeds cast member?

    55. lehdisko says – reply to this


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      what a cute little lollipop!

    56. Danny says – reply to this


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      She's ugly and probably smells like imitation raspberry. Ugh.

    57. MaryJane says – reply to this


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      At least she's trying to cover up her VaJayJay…not exposing it for the world to see!

    58. Infamous E Roberto says – reply to this


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      That is the most fuckin hilarious line I read in a while: "If you squeeze her, she will shit Starbucks coffee and fairy juice!"

    59. dinachka says – reply to this


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      she's a good girl, and done great with her career… and fyi, some people cant just gain weight just like that.. her and her sissy are genetically skinny.. 85% OF AMERICANS DIET ALL DAY LONG (OR TRY TO) TO BE LOOKING LIKE THAT..

    60. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      One of the "Gish Sisiters"

    61. ML says – reply to this


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      Funny comment P. They both seem nice. They need to eat. They would be so much prettier.

    62. kat says – reply to this


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      um, normal? have you seen her pupils lately!

    63. droplet says – reply to this


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      Gosh! When I'm rich, I can become a skinny junkie too!

    64. ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE IN THIS PIC,LIKE SHE WAS OUT ALL NIGHT THE NIGHT BEFORE AND GOT DRUNK AND STONED OUTTA HER MIND.

    65. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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      "If you squeeze her, she will shit Starbucks coffee and fairy juice!"

      That has to be one of the BEST lines ever on this site!

    66. Liz says – reply to this


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      I think I'll always be obsessed with the Olsen twins. LOVE THEM!

    67. Caylie says – reply to this


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      I LOVE that she's going to be on Weeds! Love her and love that show. Should be really cute and funny. :)

    68. lovely says – reply to this


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      WOW! ewwww she's so boney! she used 2 be cute and hot but now! she look'n alittle like nicole richie!! gain some weight!

    69. Dez says – reply to this


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      hahahah I love you Perez

    70. Eliann says – reply to this


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      I love Mary-Kate!!! She's definitely my favorite Olson…..she looks like she's doing much better =)

    71. Big City says – reply to this


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      i can't wait to see what the olsen twins will look like when they become little shrunken old ladies. imagine…

      their current wardrobe paired up with pearls and pill box hats

      tiny little faces

      so cute!

    72. honeydoo says – reply to this


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      serisously WTF is she wearing?

    73. AO HO says – reply to this


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      MARY KATE IS SUPER HOT.
      LEAVE HER ALONE YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS.

    74. Moimeme says – reply to this


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      She looks like Michael Jackson. But I appreciate her dogged individuality.

    75. osteogirl says – reply to this


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      she needs to get her bone density checked ive never seen her stand up straight

    76. Victoria NYC says – reply to this


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      GELFLING!

    77. Mark says – reply to this


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      She is the most disgusting so-called 'famous' chick out there. She is a mouse with sunken-in eyes. If it werene't for her billion dollar vagina, she wouldn't get her picture taken. Aside from full house and a line of crappy girls Kmart clothing, what the fuck does this girl and her sister do (besides lines of coke)??

    78. Almond says – reply to this


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      UGLY!!! Her and her sister look freakier every chance they get!

    79. lovin' the olsen twins says – reply to this


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      keep it up mary-kate! i love you girl. i love to see how you losers live vicariously through these celebrities , and are so jealous of them because your lives will never be like theirs , haha

    80. jacci says – reply to this


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      COUSIN IT IS A HOT MESS THESE DAYS