Ass Aiming Big!

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Queen Perezabeth ran into Ashlee Simpson in Chicago on Sunday, and she assured us that she is neither pregnant nor engaged.

She did, however, reveal that she's been busy at work on her new album, and she's working with some very interesting people.

Amongst her collaborators? Pharrell, Kena and Timbaland.

Yo, Timbo is EVERYWHERE these days! Homie must be rolling in $1,000 bills!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Aug 6, 2007 at 11:56 am / Email this  »

    93 comments to “Ass Aiming Big!”

    1. Ode says – reply to this


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      First

    2. jane says – reply to this


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      has been!.. or never was!

    3. Marilyn says – reply to this


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      firsttt?

    4. alice says – reply to this


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      fiirsty

    5. blah says – reply to this


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      omg, gross!

    6. Ode says – reply to this


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      First !!!

    7. lindsay says – reply to this


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      sweeet..who really cares

    8. linz says – reply to this


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      gag me

    9. niknak says – reply to this


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      first

    10. Jessica Simpson says – reply to this


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      FIRST…………….She won't let me be a back up singer, biiaaaaaaatch.

    11. Lia says – reply to this


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      Who cares?

    12. iluvbrit says – reply to this


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      way better after the nose job……BUT NO ONE WILL EVER MEASURE UP TO BRITNEY!!! LOVE U BRIT!!!!

    13. Fucaah says – reply to this


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      Woot

    14. Fucaah says – reply to this


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      Woot!!!

    15. ASS LICKER says – reply to this


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    16. Big City says – reply to this


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      not the star quality u typically see

      she actually blends in quite well with the locals in nebraska

    17. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      What happened to that petition to keep this bitch out of the music industry with her fake vocals?

    18. FURBY says – reply to this


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      Oh great, more terrible music.
      Why don't we just blow eachother up?

    19. perezzer says – reply to this


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      oh ashlee, is she going to sing again? i mean, does she really sing?

    20. becca says – reply to this


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      LOL. so now she's going for a more hip-hop approach? that's hilarious.

    21. lee says – reply to this


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      why so hard to post?

    22. Loca says – reply to this


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      Timbaland knows how to make the hits!!! I might just listen to Ashlee.

    23. Latrell Washington says – reply to this


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      Why do these idiots insist on sinking time and money into someone like Ashlee Simpson when there are people with actual talent that are far more deserving.

      Ashlee Simpson has no talent and a fake nose…and hair.

    24. it is what it is ~ says – reply to this


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      Wow ! ANYONE ( studio creation ) can try to sing these days :( Iam disappointed in Timberland & Pharell , I always thought they would only work with most TALENTED of ppl !

      But then again … both did work with Britney Spears :( Such sell outs ! It's no wonder music SUCKS so badly these days !

      It's all in who you fuck or blow on the way up !

    25. perez is a hippo says – reply to this


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      why are those very interesting collabrators? doesnt everyone work with pharrell and timbaland? interesting would be someone we havent heard from in awhile thats actually good. dumbass.

    26. Kyle says – reply to this


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      Paul Van Dyke feat. Jessica Sutta (pcd) - White Lies

      check out on youtube!!!!

    27. Kyle says – reply to this


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      Paul Van Dyk feat. Jessica Sutta (pcd) - White Lies

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    28. Abbey says – reply to this


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      I love Ashlee
      She is so much better than Jessica.

    29. Marissa says – reply to this


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      Timbaland doesn't produce all of those tracks…he has ghost producers who are people that make the beats..he oks them and claims them as his own…

    30. ANDRES says – reply to this


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      I LOVE PEREZ I LOVE PEREZ I LOVE PEREZ I LOVE PEREZ I LOVE PEREZ

    31. Amber says – reply to this


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      Timbo is the man. I've loved him since Up Jumps tha boogie…Timbaland and Magoo!!!!! RIP Aaliyah

    32. Meni says – reply to this


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      DIE WHORE!

    33. maryam says – reply to this


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      I Love Ashlee!!! She's my Idol! I dont care what everyone says, she is talented!!! Cant wait for her new album!

    34. NoTalentAward says – reply to this


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      We haven't forgotten your little hoe-down @ SNL, you no talent ho-bag LOL

    35. never mind says – reply to this


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      I thought that was Reese witherspoon.

    36. kerianne says – reply to this


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      I thought it was Kate Hudson.

    37. Agnacious says – reply to this


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      I would like to think if I had her money I wouldn't dress like trailer trash.
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      I bet her feet are dirty too.

    38. holly says – reply to this


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      ummm perez..i believe they QUIT making 1000 bills in like 1980

    39. Phil Ton says – reply to this


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      "Ass Aiming Big!" What ass? Looks flat as a pancake.

    40. GIRLSHEARTGAMES.COM says – reply to this


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      i work at a bank…there are no such things as 1000 bills, 100 IS AS HIGH AS IT GOES PAL

    41. Sweet Chicken says – reply to this


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      $1,000 bills, love it! I can already hear her album sounding like Nelly Furtado or in the same genre.

    42. Big A Nikki says – reply to this


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      I'm excited for the release of my next album! Those guys are amazing to work with! Thanks for this, Perez. I appreciate it. I love the nick name you have for me, by the way. Guess I better work on one for you! Does anyone have any suggestions?

      Love, Ashlee.

    43. J Taylor says – reply to this


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      She might as well. She needs all the help she can get.

      She is a JOKE. If the SNL show did not show everyone what a no talent hack she is, nothing will.

    44. Sophie California says – reply to this


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      She looks like Kate Hudson in that photo - only Kate Hudson is naturally pretty, stylish and talented. Asslee only has Pete Wentz to help her with all the publicity she's had recently. I hope her album flops and she will finally get a dose of her own medicine!!

    45. You Go Girl says – reply to this


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      I thought this was an old pic of Britney at first. Ashley looks so much better with her new nose, beats ole square-faced, flat-assed Jessica.

    46. NOT A NEW ALBUM says – reply to this


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      GOD HELP US!! THIS BIMBO IS MAKING ANOTHER ALBUM??? OH PLEASE NO… NO MORE OF THE DUMBASS SIMPSON SISTERS AND THEIR PERVY FATHER!!

    47. Ashlee Simpson says – reply to this


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      The only thing I like about Ashlee Simpson is her boyfriend.He's sexy

    48. madmike says – reply to this


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      great just what we need more puke from this "artist".
      ass isn't there a prviate girls jr college somewhere calling out your name……..
      or is that another "mistake by your band". we will never forget the ho-down…..or that outfit for that matter. infamy lives and he's a bitch.

    49. Kay says – reply to this


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      I don't really like Ashlee but her outfit is cute but she looks like she needs a Chin JOB look at IT!!!! Its all flipped up and what not Lmao… I WONT be Buying Ashlee's new album but i will checkout the song that Timbaland is workin on!!

    50. Eman says – reply to this


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      There's a reason why everyone's album sounds the same…these loser are all collaborating with the same 3 other friggin losers!!!

    51. jammijam says – reply to this


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      As lame as this bitch really is, I have to give her credit for not making an ass out of herself like her sister, Britney, Lindsay, etc. Nice job sweetie!!

    52. SUSIE says – reply to this


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      SHES GOING TO PUT OUT A ALBUM?????? SHE CANNOT SING AND REALLY HER SISTER CANT EITHER..WHEN I FIRST SAW JESS I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE ..

    53. Bj says – reply to this


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      Can you say more boring ass music payola Tim sucks

    54. KIM says – reply to this


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      LOVE ASHLEY & JESSICA! WILL BUY THEIR ALBUMS ALWAYS! A FAN FOR LIFE!

    55. lalane says – reply to this


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      thanks for the warning, ashley.

    56. charley rogulewski says – reply to this


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      It's KENNA you dumb phat whore!

    57. Robbie says – reply to this


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      I thought this was alicia silverstone for a sec! Why dont u report on her? What is she up 2 these days?

    58. katie says – reply to this


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      wait, perez was in chicago?!

    59. nick says – reply to this


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      Only nice thing I can say about this piece of plastic is that she isn't as ugly and disgusting as her sister. To be fair, she never had a chance with that family.

    60. droplet says – reply to this


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      Daddy, I want a new face!

    61. blah says – reply to this


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      eghhhhhhhhhhhh i can't stand any of the simpsons especially this talentless whore!

    62. Sham says – reply to this


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      I guess the Simpson's are really getting scare they will dissapear out of Hollywood, they are grasping at straws trying to buy all that help for her album, what's she going to do next, try to get Justin to join too. These to sisters are the hackes of hollywood and I would never buy a cd from her ass.

    63. kibbe says – reply to this


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      Perez, darling, this is kinda really old news.

      And it's KENNA, not KENA. :)

      xoxo

    64. sarah says – reply to this


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      i think ashlee and peter are cute…i just think they are too early in a relationship to get married.

    65. Lara says – reply to this


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      Nice outfit!

    66. Cristin says – reply to this


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      dude she cant sing i love timberland he CAN sing ugg y whould he work with her?

    67. Ashley Alexa says – reply to this


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      I saw Ashlee Simpson last Sunday in Chicago too while checking out of the Hard Rock Hotel. She was waiting out front with Pete Wentz and looking quite anorexic!

    68. cutie pie says – reply to this


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      flat ass ashley/ no talent and no ass that goes together.

    69. katie says – reply to this


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      it's kenna you dickshit.

    70. Alan says – reply to this


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      Nice legs

    71. Daisy says – reply to this


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      I love Ash

    72. trixy says – reply to this


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      silky hair

    73. trig says – reply to this


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      class act

    74. N6101 says – reply to this


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      She can suck my didis any day

    75. z400 says – reply to this


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      oh Ashlee. I LOVE U

    76. N5200 says – reply to this


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      Z400, i am better than u

    77. Dancer says – reply to this


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      Big fat didies

    78. T6680 says – reply to this


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      Mmmm honey

    79. Jimmy says – reply to this


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      Me hungry

    80. J6234 says – reply to this


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      Thats phat

    81. A3220 says – reply to this


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      She's a tramp

    82. JJ says – reply to this


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      WOW she is hotttt

    83. Tj says – reply to this


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      Hi ash

    84. peter65 says – reply to this


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      find yourself a small lady

    85. Tigh6131 says – reply to this


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      I like tats

    86. e50 says – reply to this


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      she might be coming home with me tonight

    87. e61 says – reply to this


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      cause your ass is big, your titties is fat

    88. tn91 says – reply to this


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      g like girls

    89. n95 says – reply to this


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      please bring sexy back

    90. magma says – reply to this


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      cheesy comments

    91. Zv10 says – reply to this


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      Big girls u are average

    92. zv40 says – reply to this


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      i like dick

    93. Aj770 says – reply to this


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      I like cats