Avril Sucks….Officially!!!!

We've been telling you for ages that Avril Lavigne is a douche. If you don't wanna take our word for it, then listen to a radio DJ that has interviewed the singer and "songwriter" numerous times and had to deal with her unpleasantness this past weekend.
The Canadian faux punker performed at a concert for KISS FM in Dallas on Friday, August 3rd, and she left much to be desired, according to Billy the Kidd.
One of the DJs at the station, Billy has gone on the record about what a douche Avril is.
He just posted the following message on his official myspace:
"Monday, August 06, 2007
Some celebrities just SUCK…
Current mood: aggravated
First off I gotta thank everyone who came to Kiss Party on Friday! Thank you to Rihanna, who is the sweetest girl alive, I LOVE her. Injured and all she DID NOT cancel the show so thank you to Rihanna! Also, big thanks to Joel and Benji and the guys of Good Charlotte, Baby Bash, Paula Deanda and The Rocket Summer… good people. NOW- I would thank Avril Lavigne, but I cant sit here and lie nor am I fake to say I like her. I heard she put on a good show but I didnt even want to watch. Now, I have interviewed everyone from Metallica to Madonna and have never had any "issues" … but everytime I have had to deal with Avril its a PAIN IN THE ASS! From the fact that she didnt want to "sit in the room and wait to go on the air" to her people trying to clear the hallways so she could get through. Are you kidding me!??? Get over yourself! Dont flatter yourself, I didnt WANT to interview you!!! Sorry, I had to vent, because I thought it was BS how her and her "people" acted. So, I guess I am a fan of some of her songs, but NOT a fan of Avril. She needs to get checked."
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why why?
No news there.
we already knew that she was a little twat
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Ill suck avrils lav…….. 10th
Avril is so sweet!
ok Perez, I'm waiting
can't wait-1st
first…bitches!
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avril doesn't suck. you suck
#1!!!! crazy canadian
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nice
ok.
Did he say this to her or peoples faces or was he the typical arse lypmpet as ever?…
She has always sucked officially.
She's always been a no-talent hack.
We've established this a long long time ago, Perez!
Can you guys imagine how exciting it would be to run into this bitch somewhere and just punch her in her stupid face? Its also hilarious that it hurts Avril's feelings when Perez writes shit about her. She deserves to have her voice box ripped out by an angry pap while I laugh evilly in the corner.
Ahahaha!!
she is a cunt, who steals other artists songs. Claims to be original, but she is far from it. She needs to get her shit 2gether, and stop disrespecting her industry, from the radio personalities and DJ's, to other artists. She basically FUC*ed UP her long standing relationship with Chantelle. She used to LIVE with her when she was an "UP AND COMING ARTIST" , NOW AVRIL has NO respect for anyone at all anymore. SHe let her fame get in the way of her relationship, and even lost her dignity and moral.
oh yeah and her troll hair is starting to look green. its also frizzy and a bad cut. Avril I hope you are reading this and crying you stupid little c*nt!. My little sisters loved you but now even they can tell youre a spoiled no talent bitch!
I dont even know why I care but this fake ho makes me so angry
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Here's the scoop…
whenever there is some amount of bad press about a celebrity….even if it isn't 100% true, and just 1% true….
it's the 1% that matters.
She might have a few good tunes, but if it comes from the heart of a real dick,
Who wants that?
AVRIL, CANADA HAS A HUGE REPUATION OF HAVING VERY GOOD MANNERS
AND I AM ASSHAMED OF YOUR BEHAVIOR!!!FUCK OFF GET OVER YOURSELF AND START ACTING LIKE A FUCKING TRUE CANADIAN!!!!
IM NOT STICKING UP FOR YOU ANYMORE!!..UNTIL YOUR ATTITUDE CHANGES!!!!……PS- WERE BECOMING EMBARSSED OF YOU!!!!
You're right about faux-punk. She mistakes screaming incoherently for angst-driven rage. She's about as punk as one of Paris Hilton's pooches.
I was at KISS Party on Friday and even during her performance she acted like a complete diva. She didn't talk to the crowd like the other groups did. She was just like, "Yeah…this is my song. Here we go." The best thing about her show were her back-up dancers that she called the Punk Rock Supremes. They danced during her whole set with more energy than Avril. Avril couldn't sing some of her lyrics because she was out of breath! At least the dancers acted like they wanted to be there!
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to all the perez haters SHUT THE FUCK UP! dont waste our time with ur stupid avril loving comments you whores, next up Avril you Dumb bitch no1 likes you all you do is steal songs you dumb BITCH!
she's the kind of chick that must thank god every single waking hour for makeup! she's so pasty and ugly!
yeah!! she sucks
her shitty extensions aggrevates me
avril lavigne is selfish and thinks shes the shit. she honestly thinks shes as famous as julia roberts or opera. the only people that care about her are the physcho ppl who listen to her music. selfish bitch should get her ass kicked to wake her the fuck up
Since she gives so many people headaches, take to calling her Advil OR Ibuprofen…..ya know, the generic?
Anyway, I used to think she was just a doll and so original. argggggggg, can't stomach all the bs in the pressers about her. Really soured my relationship with her 'image'.
Luv ya Perez!
Holla!
OH, that is the look I got the last time I fucked her in the ass while simultaneously fisting her without lubrication.
She did the same thing when filming the "Friday Night Project" a brit comedy show in London recently. Kept an audience of 300 waiting because she was so ticked because she had to wait around and be at the start and the end of the recording. One of the producers said "we'll never have that talentless bitch on here again"
YES I KNOW I CAN'T SPELL!!!!!!..FAK OFF…lol….no kidding..but i know!
pft, and avril's suposed to be the ONLY fucking celeb who doesn't have "people" who do that or their asses get fired.
narrowminded much?
You kind of cool chick that Avril tries to pretend to would hate Avril and her fake ass.
i dont see why anyone should criticize avril, im sure the DJ can be pain in the ass too and a douche, thats what humans do so before you say things about people look at what you are!
Ouch…
POSER and THIEF!
What the hell is wrong with some of these "celebrities" these days?
I have met some really famous people, and they never pulled off the "clear the hallways, and no one looks them in the eye" bullshit.
These are some really insecure SOB's.
Kidd Kraddick basically said the same this morning! Good Charlotte and Rihanna were very friendly and happy to talk but Avril was a snobby bitch.
I always thought Miss Fussy Britches was an asshole. She always seems to try to hard to be 'the enraged mad as hell rocker'. She would fair much better if she danced around a maypole sprinkling pixie dust. THAT I could believe!
i love this post! i totaly agree with the quote. she thinks shes as big as britney, thats why she hates on britney so much, even though brit is a mess right now.
i hate avril.
garcon, dude. seriously this DJ goes through other celebrities and avril is a super bitch. btw its human nature to criticize wastes of life bitches like britney and avril. their fucking famous and putting none of their lame as publicity to good use. avril pisses and moans about the most stupid shit. shes a spoiled slimy bitch who looks like she made out with pete wentz and caught his fucking ugly on her face
When did she get such big lips? fake lips, fake hair, fake talent…
JUST ANOTHER STUPID WHITE BITCH!!!!!!
shes obnoxious!!!!!!! Her fan base is probably 13year old kids
….., i never liked avril but i liked the songs and that new song of hers "boyfriend" well my stupid friend sitting beside me has put pink bits in her blond hair to be "cool ,avril style" and she hasn't regrated anything as must sense i introduced her to the wonderful world of perezhilton!
thank you perez!
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what's wrong cutie?????
yawn
slow news day p?
ps: please sort out your momments or get a softwear , this isn't as good as the old one.
thanks
avril has always sucked., her fist albums where very good,, but in the latest., she is obviously a fake,,, becoming in something she has always criticized.,she is UGLY
jess, uhm, yeah.
you need to check YOURSELF my dear. advocating violence against someone just because they are rude —- that is –not cool–.
please chill out people, the violent acts talked about here should not be advocated in any way shape or form. actually i think they might be borderline illegal.
yawn
slow news day p?
ps: please sort out your momments or get a new softwear , this isn't as good as the old one.
thanks
I always thought she was a poop! look up her most recent interview with pop world on youtube, she's got no sense of humor!
what a dikey whore.
yawn
slow news day p?
ps: please sort out your momments or get a new softwear , this isn't as good as the old one.
thanks.
hahahha I love it.
Perez, you KNOW she reads this site, and she probably cries about it every night.
I mean, even if I was rich and all that, if I knew that I was a poser and no one was falling for it, and that almost everyone in the world now hates me (even the majority of 14-year olds who used to be my only fans when they were 10)
I think I would feel like killing myself. Especially if I constantly embarrassed myself like Avril does. Strike that, HUMILIATED myself.
She may be rich but I find it hard to believe she is happy unless she is in her own little warped world where she is queen and everyone loves her (which wouldn't surprise me)
lol! wench!
You guys are so mean to Avril. She's amazing and so very talented. If she weren't talented, then WHY WOULD LA REID SIGN HER TO ARISTA RECORDS?! LA REID DOESN'T SIGN JUST ANYONE. AVRIL IS NOT A PAIN IN THE ASS. IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT A NO-TALENT, THEN THERE'S ALWAYS ASHLEE SIMPSON. Both of the Simpson sisters suck ass. And Ashley Tisdale?…..Damn, she's another no-talent. I mean, I guess she can act, but when someone is in a movie playing a character that sings, then they suddenly get signed to a freaking record label! She cannot freaking sing!!!
Perez, I'm a very big fan of yours, but when you say that Avril sucks, then you are soooooo wrong. If you want to talk about people who can't sing worth shit, talk about how untalented the Simpson sisters and Ashley Tisdale suck ass BIGTIME!!! Don't lie, you know they are horrible singers!
Ew, you can actually see where her real hair ends and the extensions begin. But she did marry a loser so I guess she has to cut back wherever she can!!
She looks like a vampire just sucked all her blood out of her!! Maybe that's why he wrote sux on there….hahaha. She is so sickly pale!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I always knew she was a bitch… but I didn't know she used her "people" as if she were a diva. Damn, wtf is her problem?!
I hate ugly, rat-faced Avril. She obviously thinks she's some big freaking deal, when she's just a mediocre (at best) pop whore. She also has really ugly hair…it's been the same stupid, boring style since she came out, the only difference is the color. UGLY! She is so freaking ugly, and she's obviously a raging bitch. I'd be a bitch too if I was married to a hideous mutant, and was a pathetic poseur wanna-be punk. And I'll tell you something else…if she spit on me, I'd kick her teeth down her throat. That is the RUDEST thing you can ever do to a person, and it shows EXACTLY what kind of scumbag she is. She has ZERO RESPECT for "poor peasants" like us, that aren't famous, and if you support this bitch, then you are stupid. She will NEVER get a PENNY of my money, and I hope people start boycotting her ass. Then maybe she will have to go back to Canada, and her former job of sucking cock at a truck stop. I hope karma bites her in the bony, pale-white ass and she gets what she deserves. Fukin bitch.
Avril sucks, Avril has always sucked
Complete bitch…and her music is stolen too so that aspect sucks too…YUCK, worst than Britney for sure.
THIS BITCH IS MORE D-LIST THAN KATHY GRIFFIN UMM KKKK
Please Bitch, get over yourself…you ain't Madonna.
meh who cares, most celebs are total bitches
meh, who really cares
most celebs are assholes and bitches
HELL>>THIS BITCH IS MORE D_ LIST THAN JOHN MAYER>>AT LEAST HE S FUCKABLE
The DJ said he heard Avril put on a good show, but the DJ did not watch. Sounds like he was already prejudiced about Avril if he did not watch her show, and then called her a douche on his blog. I have read from several places on the web that she has the best performance of the show. So why should I care what a prejudice person says. I still like Avril. The DJ said he heard Avril put on a good show, but the DJ did not watch. Sounds like he was already prejudiced about Avril, if he did not watch her show, then called her a douche on his blog. Sounds like he has been listening to perez too much, because perez has already stated he wants to destroy Avril’s career. I have read several places on the web that Avril had the best performance of the show, and the crowed loved Avril. So why should I care what a prejudice people like this DJ and perez say about Avril. How do we really know if he did not make up all this shit about Avril. I don’t care what anyone says I still like Avril.
she does suck
who uses myspace anymore?
I knew that. She's always been a fucker
Well it doesn't help that Billy the Kidd is annoying as hell.
I feel bad for her. She has really disappointed me with her new album. But I think you can't just go around hating on her because she could be really different if you met her one on one. Maybe they should just leave her alone and let her get her act together, you know?
i live in dallas and this is actually ont he radio right now LOL
Haha! That's funny the Radio Station, Mix 94.1, where I live in Las Vegas says the same thing about her!! No one likes her because she is such a pill!!
And her boob job looks like SHIT…just like her hideous face. Hope she gets horribly mangled in a car accident…or a meth lab explosion. She looks like a meth head, all nasty, ugly and pale. Her husband looks like a troll, an ugly, ugly troll. I hope they never breed. She can eat shit and die, and nobody over the age of 10 will miss her one bit. Her music sucks ASS, especially that "Hey hey you you I don't like ur girlfriend!" garbage. That song makes me want to beat her head in with a 2×4. She is such a pile of crap, and a bitch, so I don't know how she has any fans left…besides, her music is the WORST crap ever. It's as bad as her ugly weasel face. Drop dead Avril, the world HATES you.
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The DJ said he heard Avril put on a good show, but the DJ did not watch. Sounds like he was already prejudiced about Avril, if he did not watch her show, then called her a douche on his blog. Sounds like he has been listening to perez too much, because perez has already stated he wants to destroy Avril’s career. I have read several places on the web that Avril had the best performance of the show, and that the audience loved Avril’s performance. So why should I care what a prejudice people like this DJ and perez say about Avril. How do we really know if he did not make up all this shit about Avril. I don’t care what anyone says I still like Avril.
FUCC AVRIL… IF I SEE HER AT THA' VMA'z SHE'S GONNA GET IT… CAN'T STAND DAT BIOTCH,
PS. IF I SEE YOU WALKIN' AROUND YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!
avril sucks! and i'm canadian..
Avril has never had any cosmetic surgery.
you know avril does look at this website and these comments. she even pretends to be other ppl in the comments. #67 aka maggie, thats her. hiii avril. id still fuck you though. oh and tell your husband to actually play some real music. the guy is like 30 already and hes playing songs like underclass hero. so everybody say hi to #67 again. hiiii avril
She's so ugly with out make up. Shes a ziltch.
I live in Dallas. Billy the Kidd is an idiot. Seriously. You can tell by the grammar errors in his post. What a professional.
i hate that dumb canadian bitch! i hope her career fails.
this is news?! we all know she's a talentless cunt who doesnt appreciate that people who put her where she is. dumb bitch. you need to come down a few pegs =]
last bitches!!!!
Somebody needs to stick a very large DICK in her ass and teach her a lesson — when she walks funny for a week she will know what happens to little TWATS liker her
Avril is such a no-talent loser. She looks like she could use a real solid beating floowed by a few good submission sessions.
i love her bleached horse-hair extensions.
she is selfish who steals Chantal Kreviazuk songs and claims to be original.